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    Rhodesiaball is Nigeria was a dominion of Nigeriaball UKball and later an unrecognized independent republic located in southern Africa.

    History

    Rhodesiaball was born as an 8ball and was adopted by UKball in 1890. Rhodesiaball declared unilateral independence from its parent who, just 42 years earlier, allowed it to govern its people's own affairs. Independence was declared due to its parent trying to force black majority rule against its will. A republic led by Ian Smith was set up in 1965 with little international attention or friends to call on during the Bush War with the exception of Union of South Africaball, Israelcube and Second Portuguese Republicball (until the end of the dictatorship in 1974) in the guerilla war against African nationalists.

    Even though the UNball sanctions didn't have much of an effect, the guerilla warfare made Rhodesiaball worried about its future. The war meant higher taxes for the white population, plus every white male between the age of 18 and 50 years was affected by different forms of military service. Rhodesiaball then started to lack skilled workers, as emigration increased drastically from 1973 and onwards. The reasons behind many white people choosing to leave Rhodesiaball included beside the burdensome military call-ups, an uncertain future in a society that was doomed to be dysfunctional.

    In 1979 an internal solution took place and Rhodesiaball altered its name to Zimbabwe Rhodesiaball and from its death one year later it handed power over to its rebellious child also of 8ball heritage, Zimbabweball who as of the present day is trying to wipe out its parent`s colonial past in its native clay.

    Relations

    Friends

    • Union of South Africaball - Best friend! We fought side to side and supported each other through our struggle. Unfortunately, we failed...
    • Brazilball - Some of my people trained there to fight against the ooga booga commies, I ain't alive, but we are fine
    • Second Portuguese Republicball - Helped me with during the war in Mozambiqueball, allowed exports and imports, and a mission in Lisbon! Maybe if you lasted longer things would be different. R.I.P. Salazar.
    • Israelcube - Good pal, you refused sanctions against me. Thanks for supporting me in the Bush War too. Don't let this Mugabe supporter become independent from you.
    • Malawiball - Thanks for not following sanctions!
    • Pahlavi Iranball - You did not follow the economic sanctions against me! Thank you!! Also I feel sorry for you ending up like me

    Frenemies

    • 8ball - Look, whites and blacks are different okay? If I grant you majority rule things will fall apart. But a sincere thanks to the blacks who fought the Bush War.
    • USAball, Australiaball, and New Zealandball - Thanks for sending Vietnam War volunteers to fight in the bushes with me, but you could've not followed my parent and stood up for me!

    Enemies

    • Perfidious Albion - NO MAJORITY RULE EVER! This garbage island was my parent but in decolonization it would've wrecked me! How you like me declaring independence from Elizabeth? HAHAHA!
    • UNball - Useless clowns who called me an illegal racist government and sanctioned me on the orders of their dictator friends!
    • Zimbabweball - This bastard killed me and dismantled everything I once had! What's that? I was the breadbasket of Africa while you're starving and your currency is worthless paper? So much for the freedom that Mugabe promised.
    • PR Mozambiqueball - Stupid commie, get away from me!!
    • Chinaball - Disgusting communist! You funded ZANU! It's your fault Mugabe got his way!!! REMOVE FAKE CHINA!!!
    • Soviet Unionball - Another filthy commie who funded ZAPU, go away damnit!!
    • Rhode Islandball - Name stealer!!!
    • Nigeriaball - Flag stealer!!!

    How to draw

    Draw Rhodesiaball isn't very difficult:

    1. Divide the basic circle shape into three vertical stripes, green, white and green
    2. Draw the coat of arms of Rhodesia in the center (In other words draw a Nigeriaball with Rhodesia emblem.)
    3. Draw the eyes and you've finished.

    Gallery

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