Ancient Egyptball

Ancient Egyptball Kemet
↓  → 3150 BCE - 305 BCE
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General information
Government	Divine absolute monarchy
Personality	Organized, Religious, Egotistical, Narcissistic, Expansionist, "Civilizedish I guess"
Language	Ancient Egyptian (until 600 BC) Demotic (after 600 BC) (evolved from Ancient Egyptian)
Capital	Thebesball, Memphisball (Egypt)
Affiliation	Independent, then Kushball, then Assyriaball, then independent, then Achaemenidball, finaly Macedonball
Religion	Ancient Egyptian religion
Relations and opinions
Friends	Sumerball Cleopatra Phoeniciaball Long lost son Ancient Greeceball Alienballs 🐈 Cats Canaanball
Enemies	Hittiteball Those Arogent Kush slaves who are Mosis friends Also my slave that secretly worships me Philistiarawr VENGENCE WILL SOON ME MINE! YOU MADE ME IRRELEVANT! at least you kill Kush Hyksosball Achaemenidball MURDEOR I PRAY FOR HORUS TO KILL YOU
Likes	Papyrus, pyramids, mummies, ankhs, pickles, cats, having slavves, Monarchism
Dislikes	Moses, chaos, Invaders, Judaism, ISISball (stole the name of one of our gods and used it for terrorism), Those arrogent slaves from Kush who I had a war with
Historical information
Preceded by	Upper Egyptball Lower Egyptball
Succeeded by	Ptolemaic Egyptball
Is of importants
Can into space?	It is from the space "and have a alien friends" INFORMATION IS RESTRICTED BY THE US GOVERNMENT
Börk	Mummy Mummy, Ra Ra
Status
Dead and mummified (its brain got thrown away), but descendants live on (duh)
Notes
Can into old Civilization

Ancient Egyptball, or Kemetball was the oldest civilization one of the oldest civilizations. It can into building pyramids and was of lead by stronk Pharaoh. It was then anschlussed by Achaemenidball, SPQRball, Sassanidball and then became an Arabball. It had two rebellious child, Coptball and Egyptball. On the subreddit, it is portrayed with 7ball or Egyptball. They also REALLY like cats and would bite or enslave anyone who hurt cat.

History

Ancient Egyptball was officially born from a 4ball in 3118 BC. It originally formed when Upper Egyptball and Lower Egyptball did a fusion dance and their crown joined together. It's famous for its pyramids that were built by 6balls. Its reign had many high and low points over its thousands of years of existence. It can into a lot of dynasties.

Today its clay is modern-day Egyptball.

How to draw

Draw Ancient Egyptball is very simple.

1. Draw the basic circle shape
2. Draw a blue horus eye
3. Draw eyes and you've finished

If you like, you can add some pharaonic hats. Some use an ankh instead of the eye of Horus, but it is up to the artist.

Relationships

Friends

• Coptball - My child, who is a follower of the God of Moses and Jesus. Though Kemetism is still mad about my library being burned. Wait... you is now a follower of a God of a guy called Jesus. Is it the same God as Moses? OH PLEASE!
• Rashidunball - This caliphate rescued My clay and people from the Byzantines. After it entered my clay, that shit-arse Byzantine never enter My clay anymore. Btw, I more respect the God of Moses and Jesus now... wait you saying me about a guy called Muhammad.
• Egyptball - My grandchild, who is a follower of the God of Moses, Jesus, and Muhammad. But I still hate Moses.
• Japanball - Far Asian friend. It loves cats very much. Pharaoh Thutmose 3 and Emperor Meiji can into world conquerors.
• Islam - It loves Mau (cats) very much! It's my grandchild Egypt's religion now. Btw, thanks for rescuing my clay from the Roman Empire and supporting my child against that damn Jews after the death of Moses, THAT FRICKING TRAITOR VIZIER JERK!!

Frenemies

• Ancient Greeceball - I taught it most of what it knows about science and mathematics, and it turned around and acted like IT CAME UP WITH ITS SELF

Enemies

• Ancient Nubiaball - People to the south who want to be like us, building sub-par pyramids. I must take its clay in the name of the almighty Pharaoh! Thanks for the slaves BUT SOMETIMES A TRAITOR! I PRAY FOR THE HORNS AND THE MIGHTY PHARAOH GOD TO MURDER YOU!
• Hittiteball - REMOVE! YOU AND YOUR IRON! SCREW IRON! 1274 BC NEVER FORGET!
• Hyksosball - Evil Set-worshiper from a foreign land, who anschlussed me from a lot of time.
• Achaemenidball - Anschlussed me from 525–332 BC
• SPQRball/ Byzantineball - Anschlussed me from 30 BC–641 AD. Coptball was born during its time, and Kemetismball was banished. Because of it, My child forgot how to read Hieroglyph writing. REMOVE ANTONY!!!
• Alienballs - U STOLE MY PYRAMIDS FOR A BIT
• Kingdom of Israelcube - My former slaves. They still are. Couldn't cross the damn sea... REMOVE MOSES!
• Philistiarawr - These damn sea people who tried to invade me as part of a coalition. REMOVE!!!
• Kingdom of Aksumball - Frenemy. It is the child of those slaves It made me irrelevant. But at least it murders Moses friends.

Gallery

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