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    Ancient Egyptball, or Kemetball was the oldest civilization one of the oldest civilizations. It can into building pyramids and was of lead by stronk Pharaoh. It was then anschlussed by Achaemenid-icon.png Achaemenidball, SPQR-icon.png SPQRball, Sassanid-icon.png Sassanidball and then became an Arab League-icon.png Arabball. It had two rebellious child, Coptic-icon.png Coptball and Egypt-icon.png Egyptball. On the subreddit, it is portrayed with 7-icon.png 7ball or Egypt-icon.png Egyptball. They also REALLY like cats and would bite or enslave anyone who hurt cat.

    History[edit | edit source]

    Ancient Egyptball was officially born from a 4-icon (Middle East).png 4ball in 3118 BC. It originally formed when Upper Egypt-icon.png Upper Egyptball and Lower Egypt-icon.png Lower Egyptball did a fusion dance and their crown joined together. It's famous for its pyramids that were built by 6-icon.png 6balls. Its reign had many high and low points over its thousands of years of existence. It can into a lot of dynasties.

    Today its clay is modern-day Egypt-icon.png Egyptball.

    How to draw[edit | edit source]

    Draw Ancient Egyptball is very simple.

    1. Draw the basic circle shape
    2. Draw a blue horus eye
    3. Draw eyes and you've finished

    If you like, you can add some pharaonic hats. Some use an ankh instead of the eye of Horus, but it is up to the artist.

    Relationships[edit | edit source]

    Friends[edit | edit source]

    • Coptic-icon.png Coptball - My child, who is a follower of the God of Moses and Jesus. Though Kemetism is still mad about my library being burned. Wait... you is now a follower of a God of a guy called Jesus. Is it the same God as Moses? OH PLEASE!
    • Abbasid-icon.png Rashidunball - This caliphate rescued My clay and people from the Byzantines. After it entered my clay, that shit-arse Byzantine never enter My clay anymore. Btw, I more respect the God of Moses and Jesus now... wait you saying me about a guy called Muhammad.
    • Egypt-icon.png Egyptball - My grandchild, who is a follower of the God of Moses, Jesus, and Muhammad. But I still hate Moses.
    • Japan-icon.png Japanball - Far Asian friend. It loves cats very much. Pharaoh Thutmose 3 and Emperor Meiji can into world conquerors.
    • Islam-icon.png Islam - It loves Mau (cats) very much! It's my grandchild Egypt's religion now. Btw, thanks for rescuing my clay from the Roman Empire and supporting my child against that damn Jews after the death of Moses, THAT FRICKING TRAITOR VIZIER JERK!!

    Frenemies[edit | edit source]

    • Ancient Greece-icon.png Ancient Greeceball - I taught it most of what it knows about science and mathematics, and it turned around and acted like IT CAME UP WITH ITS SELF

    Enemies[edit | edit source]

    • Kush-icon.png Ancient Nubiaball - People to the south who want to be like us, building sub-par pyramids. I must take its clay in the name of the almighty Pharaoh! Thanks for the slaves BUT SOMETIMES A TRAITOR! I PRAY FOR THE HORNS AND THE MIGHTY PHARAOH GOD TO MURDER YOU!
    • Hittites-icon.png Hittiteball - REMOVE! YOU AND YOUR IRON! SCREW IRON! 1274 BC NEVER FORGET!
    • Middle-east-4ball-icon.png Hyksosball - Evil Set-worshiper from a foreign land, who anschlussed me from a lot of time.
    • Achaemenid-icon.png Achaemenidball - Anschlussed me from 525–332 BC
    • SPQR-icon.png SPQRball/Byzantine-icon.png Byzantineball - Anschlussed me from 30 BC–641 AD.Coptic-icon.png Coptball was born during its time, and Kemetismball was banished. Because of it, My child forgot how to read Hieroglyph writing. REMOVE ANTONY!!!
    • 6-icon.png Alienballs - U STOLE MY PYRAMIDS FOR A BIT
    • Kingdom of Israel-icon.png Kingdom of Israelcube - My former slaves. They still are. Couldn't cross the damn sea... REMOVE MOSES!
    • Kingdom of Aksum-icon.png Kingdom of Aksumball - Frenemy. It is the child of 8-icon.png Israel-icon.png those slaves It made me irrelevant. But at least it murders Beta Israel-icon.png Moses friends.

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