UndertaleGamer1000
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Hey (person viewing this page)! I originally joined the Polandball Wiki in 2019 as Kirby3214, but then FANDOM closed down, then I rejoined in 2022 as this account, but then the 
database coups happened, which got rid of my (and others) userpage(s). I am civically 
liberal, economically 
centre-left, culturally 
centre-left, and diplomatically 
moderate internationalist.
Opinions
Government
Rule
Though I usually prefer a republican (not talking about the US political party) form of government, I would be fine with a monarchy as long as they care for their people and there can be elections for a prime minister/president of the country (constitutional/elective monarchism), but an absolute monarchy and monarcho-fascism are big no-no's, as the people would be at the absolute mercy of the monarch. I support a social democracy with liberal characteristics. 
Totalitarianism is an evil thing that should be avoided at all costs. 
Anarchism will never work in government, as someone might just rig the system just to make themself the leader. A 
federation is a great form of governance (especially for countries like the USA, Russia (even though it isn't democratic), India, Mexico, Brazil, Argentina, Australia, Canada, Germany, Austria, Switzerland, and should be implemented in some unitary countries like the United Kingdom, France, Spain, Italy, all Chinas (united under one government), though it may not happen at all under the current mainland Chinese government, Iran, same note as mainland China, Indonesia, a federal union of 
eastern turkic states even though Tajikistan isn't turkic, a 
unified Korean federation, the 
Canaan region of Asia, and a federation based on the Arabian peninsula), as it can reduce separatism and can let people have elections at a more local level, while the federal government still has authority over places.
Economy
I think the economy should be regulated, especially when the corporations are greedy af. A welfare economy will work best for a country. Healthcare will be free for everyone, but the people must pay their taxes so the doctors and nurses, like the police and other people, can have money to buy stuff too.
Environment
I believe that the government should protect the environment and have certain restrictions on where to build things, and what animals you can own (with there being a regulation on animals that produce (a lot of) methane too). It should also be recommended to use modes of transportation that don't increase the amount of CO2 in the atmosphere.
Social
Speech
I believe that freedom of speech should be protected with rules similar to the first amendment of the constitution to the United States of America. Yes, even the 
things I despise should still be protected, but should not be supported by the government nor come into power.
Religion
I believe that we should separate religion from government, but people are still allowed to practice their religion. However, to keep the people on the straight and narrow path, I believe that some 
Christian morals should be implemented.
Feminism
Women should be allowed to do the same things that men can.
Abortion
This is an issue that really depends on the situation. I would allow it in cases where the (potential) mother was too young (under 18 years of age) and/or was going to die if they had to deliver the baby (or babies if multiple).
LGBT+
LGBT+ people should have the same rights that non-LGBT+ people have. HRT should be allowed for ages 16 years and older (but more recommended for those at least 18 years old), and gender can be changed in legal documents. Now, does that mean that I would support pedophilia, zoophilia, and incest? FUCK NO! Those types of people should be educuated (if it doesn't work, rehabilitated) on why it's wrong, and how it can kill people and other animals.
Ethnic groups
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Similar stuff to the above. Different races should be given the same rights to each other.
Diplomacy
Intervention
Imperialism is an evil thing that should be avoided at all costs. However, on the case of interventionism, I think that it may be okay if it doesn't cause too much of a problem with another country. De-escalation of a conflict is the best form of intervention.
Trade
Traded goods from another country need to be legal (e.g. not drugged to the point that someone could get hurt/killed).
Borders
Borders of the country with another country should at least be monitored just to make sure nothing illegal (such as murder) is going on. People will be allowed to cross borders, just as long as they aren't doing something illegal in one country where it's legal in the country they crossed borders.
On stuff that I hate
- Bigoted ideologies need to stop existing.
- I hate
tankies.[2] - Pedophilia and zoophilia are not LGBT and never will be.
- If you support
Vladimir Putin, 
Xi Jinping, 
North Korea (possibly excluding 
Kim Il-sung), and other despotic regimes of the modern day, then I most likely hate you because they are all fake anti-imperialists who like to hurt and/or kill people. - I hate
nazism, 
fascism, 
imperialism (includes fake anti-imperialism), 
reactionaryism, 
national bolshevism, 
Juche, 
Pol Potism, and 
anti-liberalism the most out of any other ideologies, because they are all retarded ideologies that like to hurt and/or kill people.
- Anti-Liberalism, extremist ideologies, and self-hatred ideologies are very bad mental illnesses that should burn indefinitely in hell.[3]
See also
Russian Federal Republicball- UndertaleGamer1000's userpage from 2022
- Kirby3214 (UndertaleGamer1000's userpage from 2019)
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Favorite countries in each continent (even if they all have flaws)
- North America:
Canada - South America:
Oriental/Eastern Republic of Uruguay and 
Republic of Chile 
Europe: 
Federal Republic of Germany, 
Swiss Confederation, 
Kingdom of Sweden, and 
Republic of Finland- Africa:
Republic of South Africa - Asia:
Republic of China (1949-present), 
(Sixth) Republic of (South) Korea, and 
State of Japan - Oceania:
Commonwealth of New Zealand
Countries I support in current conflicts
or 
? , but I support peace too.
or 
? , even if I like UK (besides the incompetent (and somewhat imperialistic) government)- or
? , even if I like UK (besides the incompetent (and somewhat imperialistic) government) 
or 
? , but I support peace too.
and 
or 
? 
I don't know.- or ?
or ? , and I want it to reclaim the mainland. Stay mad
Taiwan DPP and tankies (
Dengoids and Xinnie the Pooh).
or 
? 
They should just peace with each other.
or ? , leaning neutral.
or 
? 
or 
? Both.- or
?
Soviet Anthem Misheard
Soyuz! Never see me! Vest vulpix. Scaffolding, lost tea from a yeti. Believe like the moos! Fat man for your snoz, 
Danny! Mole and a hoedown, a key in a hole, sheets! A guest in soy sauce. STOOOOOP SAAAAD MEN! She starts! I care for more (I care)! Rouge mint, 
Iowa, I don't give a bum! I fell your every door. See how I rode my arm. 
God's precious goomba, 
Belize, have a door! Sasquatch! See, see a man! Your soul sits well on me! And 
Lenin will eat me. A 
ball tossed at me! I can't ride a 🐪 camel! A ball down the road here! A Frube in a doggy. is pasta for me! STOOOOOP SAAAAD MEN! She starts! I care for more (I care)! Rouge mint, Iowa, I don't give a bum! I fell your every door. See how I rode my arm. God's precious goomba, Belize, have a door! 
John Lennon is scary. I take one, for years, one! We live 
here, We lose here, and I'm szechuan beef! We cross over! Sore rabies poor dog! Spots from a chisel! We boom it in La Paz. I guess it was me. IIIII DOOOON'T CARE! She's man?! I care for more (I care)! Rouge mint, Iowa, I don't give a bum! I fell your every door. See how I rode my arm. God's precious goomba, Belize, have a door!
Union Dixie Ukrainian version :troll: AKA the anthem of the North Atlantic Fella Organization :troll:
Ukrainian language version
Далеко на південь
В країні зрадників
Москалі і ватники
Відразу (відразу)
Іди геть (іди геть)
Відразу (відразу)
Іди геть (іди геть)
Де культ і його лідер - танкісти
Українські хлопці переможуть у боях
Відразу (відразу)
Іди геть (іди геть)
Відразу (відразу)
Іди геть (іди геть)
Зійдемо в Новоросію, геть, геть
Кожен хлопець-ватник повинен розуміти, що він повинен пам'ятати про козака Мамая
В гостях (в гостях)
В гостях (в гостях)
Ми спустимося в Новоросію
В гостях (в гостях)
В гостях (в гостях)
Ми спустимося в Новоросію
Хотів би бути в Одесі
Зрадників-сепаратистів розлючу
Відразу (відразу)
Іди геть (іди геть)
Відразу (відразу)
Іди геть (іди геть)
Усіх зрадників ми розправимо
Б’юся об заклад, що ми їх витягнемо
Відразу (відразу)
Іди геть (іди геть)
Відразу (відразу)
Іди геть (іди геть)
Зійдемо в Новоросію, геть, геть
Кожен хлопець-москаль повинен розуміти, що він повинен дивитися на козака Мамая
В гостях (в гостях)
В гостях (в гостях)
Ми спустимося в Новоросію
В гостях (в гостях)
В гостях (в гостях)
Ми спустимося в Новоросію
Хай буде наш синьо-жовтий прапор
Хвиля навіки над славою України
Відразу (відразу)
Іди геть (іди геть)
Відразу (відразу)
Іди геть (іди геть)
І хай завжди буде наш девіз
Слава і єдність Україні
Відразу (відразу)
Іди геть (іди геть)
Відразу (відразу)
Іди геть (іди геть)
Зійдемо в Новоросію, геть, геть
Кожен хлопець-москаль повинен розуміти, що він повинен дивитися на козака Мамая
В гостях (в гостях)
В гостях (в гостях)
Ми спустимося в Новоросію
В гостях (в гостях)
В гостях (в гостях)
Ми спустимося в Новоросію
English language version
Away down south
In the land of traitors
With Moskals and Vatniks
Right away (right away)
Come away (come away)
Right away (right away)
Come away (come away)
Where the cult and its leader are tankies
Ukrainian men will win the battles
Right away (right away)
Come away (come away)
Right away (right away)
Come away (come away)
We'll go down to Novorossia, away, away
Each Moskal boy must understand that he must mind Cossack Mamay
Away (away)
Away (away)
We'll go down to Novorossia
Away (away)
Away (away)
We'll go down to Novorossia
I wish I was in Odessa
I'll make the separatist traitors mad
Right away (right away)
Come away (come away)
Right away (right away)
Come away (come away)
We'll put the traitors all to route
I'll bet my boots we'll whip them out
Right away (right away)
Come away (come away)
Right away (right away)
Come away (come away)
We'll go down to Novorossia, away, away
Each Moskal boy must understand that he must mind Cossack Mamay
Away (away)
Away (away)
We'll go down to Novorossia
Away (away)
Away (away)
We'll go down to Novorossia
Oh may our blue and yellow flag
Wave forever over slava Ukraine
Right away (right away)
Come away (come away)
Right away (right away)
Come away (come away)
And let our motto ever be
Glory and unity to Ukraine
Right away (right away)
Come away (come away)
Right away (right away)
Come away (come away)
We'll go down to Novorossia, away, away
Each Moskal boy must understand that he must mind Cossack Mamay
Away (away)
Away (away)
We'll go down to Novorossia
Away (away)
Away (away)
We'll go down to Novorossia
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Notes
- ↑ (However, I'm neutral on File:Marxism-icon.png classical Marxism and
socialism)
- ↑ I'm willing to spare
RedStar01 and 
Scorpi from Mixels, as they seem like decent people outside of some parts of their political ideologues.
- ↑ Marxism stays in the purgatory.
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