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    Uranusball is a planet covered with farts the seventh planetball in the Solar System. Its most defining feature is its stink its name its extreme obliquity (axial tilt), which it is not too happy about it (98 degrees). Sometimes, it cries because all planetballs criticize its name of being "Uranus," which sounds similar to "Your anus", its axial tilt, its smell and for it cannot into probe since 1986 or so. though, it isn't a real anus, but just an ice giant that orbits the sun.

    Stop making 'Ur anus' jokes you stupid motherf***ing immature pricks
     
    Uranus
    Dad: There's Uranus.
    Son: Dad, where's my anus?
     
    — Vine video of a father introducing two of his sons a picture of Uranus in the playground.

    It and Neptuneball were once in a reverse configuration, with Uranusball being the 8th planet and Neptuneball the 7th. However, they were locked in a gravitational dance with Jupiterball and Saturnball, sending Neptuneball out into the Kuiper Belt.

    Uranusball has 28 moonballs, the most recent one being discovered in 2024.

    Composition

    Uranus is an ice giant, meaning it is a planet with a thicc atmosphere and a large water-"ice" mantle. Due to extremely high pressures, the water in its mantle exists in exotic ice forms. The pressure may also break up methane molecules, crushing them into diamonds.

    Orbit - Rotation

    Uranus orbits the Sun every ~40 years, with a semi-major axis of about 20 AU. Like all of the outer planets, its orbit has a low eccentricity and inclination. Its obliquity, which is perhaps its most famous feature, is nearly 90°, likely due to a past violent encounter with a protoplanet billions of years in the past.

    Moons

      Uranusball has 28 known moons, although they may into more.

    1. Cordeliaball
    2. Opheliaball
    3. Biancaball
    4. Cressidaball
    5. Desdemonaball
    6. Julietball
    7. Portiaball
    8. Rosalindball
    9. Cupidball
    10. Belindaball
    11. Perditaball
    12. Puckball
    13. Mabball
    14. Mirandaball
    15. Arielball
    16. Umbrielball
    17. Titaniaball
    18. Oberonball
    19. Franciscoball
    20. Calibanball
    21. Stephanoball
    22. S/2023 U 1ball
    23. Trinculoball
    24. Sycoraxball
    25. Margaretball
    26. Prosperoball
    27. Setebosball
    28. Ferdinandball

    Relationships

    Friends

    Enemies

    •   Earthball - Oh yea? you're making fun of my name? My axis? at least I am not filled with idiocy.
    •   Saturnball - Stop calling me thin-ringed IF YOU CALL ME ANUS I WILL F*** YOU UP

    How to draw

     
    Real-life photo of Uranus for reference
    • Draw a pale azure sphere (No circle tool).
    • Colour the polar parts paler.
    • Draw a thin white ring about it if you want.
    • Draw the eyes on the left/right side, and you're finished.

    Gallery


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