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    Stop making 'Ur anus' jokes you stupid motherf***ing immature pricks
    — Uranus

    Uranusball is a planet covered with farts the seventh planet in the Solar System. His most defining feature is his extreme obliquity (axial tilt), which he is not too happy about it. Sometimes he cries because all planets criticize his name of being ''uranus'' which sounds similiar to ''Your anus'' , though, he isn't a real anus, but just an ice giant that orbits the sun.

    He and Neptune-icon.png Neptuneball were once in a reverse configuration, with Uranusball being the 8th planet and Neptuneball the 7th. However, they were locked in a gravitational dance with Jupiterball and Saturnball, sending Neptuneball out into the Kuiper Belt.


    Uranus is an ice giant, meaning he is a planet with a thicc atmosphere and a large water-ice mantle. Due to extremely high pressures, the water in his mantle exists in exotic ice forms. The pressure may also break up methane molecules, crushing them into diamonds.

    Orbit - Rotation

    Uranus orbits the Sun every ~40 years, with a semi-major axis of about 20 AU. Like all of the outer planets, his orbit has a low eccentricity and inclination. His obliquity, which is perhaps his most famous feature, is nearly 90°, likely due to a past violent encounter with a protoplanet billions of years in the past.


    Uranus has 27 known moons, although he may have more.

    1. Cordeliaball
    2. Opheliaball
    3. Biancaball
    4. Cressidaball
    5. Desdemonaball
    6. Julietball
    7. Portiaball
    8. Rosalindball
    9. Cupidball
    10. Belindaball
    11. Perditaball
    12. Puckball
    13. Mabball
    14. Mirandaball
    15. Arielball
    16. Umbrielball
    17. Titaniaball
    18. Oberonball
    19. Franciscoball
    20. Calibanball
    21. Stephanoball
    22. Trinculoball
    23. Sycoraxball
    24. Margaretball
    25. Prosperoball
    26. Setebosball
    27. Ferdinandball



    • Neptune-icon.png Neptuneball - my homie that doesn't make fun of my name.
    • Jupiter-icon.png Jupiterball - Just like me, stop calling him ugly he can rip you in half idiots
    • Voyager 2 - Thank you for visiting me. I felt lonely….... you coming back right?
    • Venus-icon.png Venusball - Earth's sister, i don't know, the only planet that is as smart as i am, unlike the rest of the planets.
    • Pluto-icon.png Plutoball - Chill guy, we watch anime together.
    • Miranda-icon.png Mirandaball - Needed someone i can talk to, i glued its together.
    • Djibouti-icon.pngShit-icon.pngPoo-icon.pngPoop-icon.png Djiboutiball, Shitball, Pooball, Poopball - My brothers in despisness.


    • Earth-icon.png Earthball - Oh yea? you're making fun of my name? my axis? at least i am not filled with idiocy.
    • Saturn-icon.png Saturnball - stop calling me thin-ringed and the bend-over planet.No joke its actually pretty funny

    How to draw

    Real life photo of Uranus for reference
    • Draw a featureless azure sphere (No circle tool).
    • Draw faint gray rings around it vertically.
    • Draw the eyes on the left/right side, and you're finished.


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