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Sunball or Solball is a
deadly lazer yellow main-sequence starball with a spectral class G2 V. It is the center of the Solar System.
Most of the religionballs worship Sunball, whether they admit it or not. In some religions,
Sunball was portrayed being a god (like Ra in
Kemetismball,or Surya in Hinduism inti), in other religions it is portrayed being a goddess (like Amaterasu in
Shintoismball). But being a starball it is probably genderless.
Composition[edit]
The sun is the star center of our solar system and it is made mainly of Hydrogen and Helium a big hot plasma ball Although it actually has every known element in the universe just like every other main-sequence star.
History[edit]
The Solar System was born from a solar nebula. About 4.6 billion years ago, a red supergiantball became a supernova, disrupting the nebula. At the center,
Protosunball was born. Scientists found out
Protosunball was born in a binary with
Nemesisball, which left 600 million years after
Sunball's birth. Once it fused hydrogen into helium,
Protosunball became a main-sequence starball.
Sunball blew gasses and volatiles away from the inner solar system, leaving metals and silicates.
Jupiterball formed first and spiraled inward toward
Sunball. Had this continued, it would have become a
hot Jupiterball like other exoplanetballs. Luckily,
Saturnball formed; like
Jupiterball,
Saturnball was on a death spiral, but their combined gravity moved them away from
Sunball. In the process,
Jupiterball left some water.
Jupiterball,
Saturnball,
Fifth Giantball (the possible
Planet Nineball),
Neptuneball, and
Uranusball entered orbital resonances. Meanwhile,
Mercuryball,
Venusball,
Earthball,
Theiaball, and
Marsball formed in the inner solar system.
The four surviving inner planetballs each suffered collisions: Mercuryball crashed into
Earthball, causing it to lose its mantle.
Venusball
Anschlussed
a Mars-sized protoplanetball, flipping it upside down and entering a retrograde rotation. Theiaball collided with
Earthball (forming
Moonball), and
Marsball
Anschlussed
a Pluto-sized protoplanetball, affecting its northern hemisphere.
Jupiterball
almost ejected Fifth Giantball. Its fate is unknown; it is either a rogue planetball or hiding as
Planet Nineball. Unfortunately, the resonance was broken, and
Neptuneball was flung to Kuiper Beltring (capturing
Tritonball), sending many to the inner planetballs.
After the Late Heavy Bombardment, Venusball,
Earthball, and
Marsball had water; it is possible that
6balls thrived. However,
Marsball cooled, losing its liquid water to space or keeping it frozen or underground.
Venusball was habitable for longer, but 700 million years ago, it could not into habitable, leaving
Earthball.
Future[edit]
Currently, Sunball is about halfway through its main-sequence stage. Every one billion years,
Sunball has been getting hotter and brighter. In 1 billion years, the increased luminosity will cause
Earthball to no longer be habitable (as it will be too hot). In 5 billion years,
Sunball will run out of hydrogen in its core. It will then burn it around its core, turning
Sunball into a
red giantball. Due to the increasing solar wind, it will lose some of its mass, causing the planetballs' orbits to expand.
It will remain stable as it fuses helium in its core.
Sunball will then Anschluss
Mercuryball and (very rapidly) enter its helium flash.
Venusball's fate, however, is uncertain. Then,
Sunball will shrink to become a
red clumpball.
Soon, Sunball will run out of helium in its core, causing it to enter its asymptotic giant phase.
Sunball will continue to lose mass and expand periodically, turning it into a variable starball.
Sunball will Anschluss
Venusball in the process (if it survives the first red giant stage).
Earthball's fate is less certain, as drag could cause
Sunball to Anschluss
Earthball.
Once Sunball reaches 256 times its current size, it will shed its outer layers as a planetary nebula. Its core will shrink to about the size of
Earthball, becoming a
white dwarfball. Gradually, the giant planetballs will leave
Sunball due to encounters with other stellar remnants. Eventually,
Marsball (and
Earthball, if it survives) will crash into
Sunball due to gravitational radiation. Once it cools beyond its Draper Point,
Sunball will become a
black dwarfball, which could decay via proton decay. The same fate awaits the ejected planetballs.
If proton decay does not happen, Sunball and the ejected planetballs will, via quantum tunneling, turn into File:Iron-icon.png iron stars. In turn, the File:Iron-icon.png iron stars will become
neutron stars. Finally, the
neutron stars will become
black holeballs. Then, with nothing to
Anschluss
, the black holeballs will decay via Hawking radiation.
Planetary System[edit]
Bold means habitable. Italics means potentially habitable. None of the above means not habitable.
Mercuryball - Sol I
Venusball - Sol II
Earthball - Sol III
Marsball - Sol IV
Vestaroid - Sol 4
Ceresball - Sol 1
Jupiterball - Sol V
Saturnball - Sol VI
Uranusball - Sol VII
Neptuneball - Sol VIII
Orcusball - Sol 90482
Plutoball - Sol 134340(formerly Sol IX)
Haumeapotato - Sol 136108
Quaoarball - Sol 50000
Makemakeball - Sol 136472
Gonggongball - Sol 225008
Erisball - Sol 136199
Sednaball - Sol 90377
Europaball (a moon of
Jupiterball),
Titanball (a moon of
Saturnball), and
Tritonball (a moon of
Neptuneball) are potentially habitable.
Gallery[edit]