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“ | China is so tired of being bossed around that they delete their old government and make a new, stronger government, which is accidentally weaker and controlled by a guy from the previous government. | ” |
— Bill Wurtz, History of the entire world, I guess
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The Republic of Chinaball, or Nationalist Chinaball, but commonly known as Chinaball, is present-day Taiwanball and the countryball that controls
Taiwanball. It used to rule mainland China until 1949 when it lost so-called "mainland China" against the communists. Today it's just an archipelago of 166 islands as a representative democratic republic under various names: Taiwan, Republic of China, and so on.
Although its sibling claims to be its de facto predessor, Chinaball still claims its capitalist sibling along with
Macauball and
Hong Kongball, its child who it gave to
UKball. This might explain why the ROC is in very serious danger, as China is waiting for it to die.
History[edit]
Nationalist Chinaball was born in 1911, when it revolted and rebelled against its parent Qingball. Its parent died, and its clay, inherited from its parent, had lots of foreign-occupied patches in it. In 1915,
it almost became another dynastic Chinaball like its parent and ancestors, and this resulted in it having lots of warlord cliques, including
Communist Chinaball, who would later nearly kill it.
In the 1920s, Nationalist Chinaball had lots of tumors, and diseases fought each other for control of its body. In 1928, it became anti-Communist, and became strictly totalitarian authoritarian. Empire of Japanball took advantage of this to expand its territory in East Asia, by taking one of its children, Manchuball, and turning it into Manchukuoball in 1931. In 1937, Japanball kidnapped and raped (in Nanjingball 1937) Chinaball, just as it was beginning to recover from its illnesses.
However, when
USAball helped it defeat
Japanball in 1945, its rebellious communist sibling,
Communist Chinaball, became
People's Republic of Chinaball and injured it in 1949, while its soul fled to Taiwan and took away Taiwan Provinceball's original soul, becoming
Taiwanball. Republic of Chinaball currently controls
Taiwanball's body now though being recognized worldwide until 1971.
Relationships[edit]
Friends[edit]
USAball - Friends, and huge help in WWII. Responsible for ending our war with the Japanese. However, could of helped more during the Civil War.
UKball - Also friends, helped us also against the Japanese.
Franceball - Thx for returning Guangzhouwanball.
Neutral[edit]
ROC in the future AKA Taiwanball - Wait, is it me in the future? WHY AM I AN ISLAND AND WHY AM I SO TINY?! Well it is me so I'll be neutral to it.
USSRball - Helped me defeat the Satan, but gib Xinjiang and Mongol and Manchukuoball to me!! Also why did you support those smelly commies!!?
German Empireball - Gave me weapons and advisers but GIB TIANJIN!
Enemies[edit]
Empire of Chinaball - Tried to form a new empire, but failed. Har Har Har!
Qingball - Parent. I had to stop it for it was already getting unstable as its reign continued.
Communist Chinaball - Communist sibling.
PR Chinaball's young time, nearly killed me in 1949 My nightmare final became true...1949 worst year of my life...But don't laugh too early, commie, I'LL BE BACK AND BRING YOU TO WHERE YOU BELONG -- TO HELL! Once been my comrade-in-arms against those
imperialists and
Japanese. (However you didn't help us much against
Japanese). I JUST WANT TO REMOVE YOU!
Chinaball - DAMN COMMIE FINALLY STOLE MAINLAND! BUT ONE DAY I'LL BACK!!!!! WAIT FOR IT!!!
Empire of Japanball - I can't forget the Nanjingball Massacre! I can't forget yuor atrocities!
Manchukuoball - Go die!
Hirohito's son emperor!
Mengjiangball - Another traitor!!
Wāng Jīngwèi - Han Traitor! You will never get out from hell!!!!!!!!!
Nazi Germanyball - Like the German Empire, we had a cooperation that funded each other for weapons and powers, it also trained my soldiers in Europe, but you allied
WITH THIS DEVIL! FUCK YUO!! WHY PICK NAVY OVER ARMY?!
Gallery[edit]
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Appearance from 1912-1928
Trivia[edit]
- Despite how the ROC had Reduced to Taiwan, the Army was great! On a leaderboard, it would be ranked 22nd place out of any of the other army force of the 140 countries during its lifespan.