
“ | Am Siam, only Siam!!! | ” |
Siamball, or Rattanakosin Kingdomball, is or was a Thai kingdom. It's the only country to have remained independant in Southeast Asia during the colonial period.
History
It was born in 1351, and its capital was Ayutthayaball. It was a very small clay but in 1540 it expanded its clay by conquering Cambodiaball,
Laosball ,
Lannaball, some southern parts of
Chinaball and some northern parts of
Malaysiaball. It had a lot of conflicts with its neighbour
Vietnamball and some Laotian villages.
In 1767 Burmaball (now Myanmarball) who had multiple personality disorder attacked and it lost because it wasn't well-prepared. Burmaball killed Ayutthayaball. Siamball lost just about all of its clay but some of its people survived and moved to Thonburiball, which became the new capitalball of Siamball. Burmaball who was still in disorder quickly attacked again but that time it won.
Siamball later moved its capitalball to Bangkokball or Rattanakosinball, now the current capitalball of
Thailandball. Siamball always tried to be modern during colonial age. It did not become a colony but it lost
Laosball and
Cambodiaball to
Franceball. In 1932 it changed its name to Thailandball, who exists to this day.
Relations
Friends
Empire of Japanball - Fellow uncolonized Asian monarchy, military equipment seller. Ally during World War I and WW2.
Ethiopian Empireball - We survived against imperial Britain.
Kingdom of Portugalball - Good trade partner and first European come to my clay.
Russian Empireball - It is my best friend you help to not get colonized by Franceball and i will never forget this
Neutral
Thailandball - We are the same ball, I just changed flag and name.
Cambodiaball - It is of mine!
Laosball - It is mine too!
Lannaball - It is mine too, and still mine today!
British Empireball - It stole clay! Get lost, stinky imperialist fuck! Also thanks for trading important shit like tea and weird British fucked up shit. Ally during World War I and sometimes weapons provider.
French Third Republicball - It also stole my clay, kill my peoples and try to colonize me and convert me to Catholicism! Remove!!. It was my ally during World War I though and I sent the Siamese Expeditionary Forces to help it.
Enemies
Austria-Hungaryball - My enemy in World War I.
Dainamball - My frenemy! I helped it during the Vietnamese civil war but then it became hateful to me. We fought each other on Khmer clay and both of us could into vassalizing Cambodia but then
frogs came and took it away and stole all of my clay.
German Empireball - Other enemy in World War I. I occupied its Rhineland after the war.
Konbaungball - It almost killed me. 1767 WORST YEAR OF MY LIFE!
Thonburiball - A short lived dynasty ruled by a weird king. It don't do much to me tho.
But thanks for defeating Burma.

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