|“||Am Siam, only Siam!!!||”|
Siamball, or Rattanakosin Kingdomball, is or was a Thai kingdom. He's the only country to have remained indepent in Southeast Asia during the colonial period.
He was born in 1351, and his capital was Ayutthayaball. He was very small clay but in 1540 he expanded his clay by conquering Cambodiaball, Laosball , Lannaball, some southern part of Chinaball and some northern part of Malaysiaball. He had a lot of conflicts with his neighbour Vietnamball and some Laotian villages.
In 1767 Burmaball (now Myanmarball) who has multiple personality disorder attacked and he lost because he wasn't well-prepared. Burmaball killed Ayutthayaball. Siamball lost just about all of his clay but some of his people survived and moved to Thonburiball, Thonburi became the new capitalball of Siamball. Burmaball who was still in disorder quickly attacked again but that time he won.
Siamball later moved his capitalball to Bangkokball or Rattanakosinball, now the current capitalball of Thailandball. Siamball always tried to be modern during colonial age. He did not become colony but he lost Laosball and Cambodiaball to Franceball. In 1932 he changed his name to Thailandball, who exists to this day.
- Empire of Japanball - fellow uncolonized Asian monarchy, military equipment seller. Ally during World War I and WW2.
- Ethiopian Empireball - We survived against imperial Britain.
- Kingdom of Portugalball - Good trade partner and first European come to my clay
- Russian Empireball - He is my best friend you help to not get colonized by Franceball and i will never forget this
- Thailandball - We are the same ball, I just changed a-skin and change name.
- Cambodiaball - He of mine!
- Laosball - He is mine too!
- Lannaball - He mine too, and stirr mine today!
- British Empireball - He stole clay! Get lost, stinky imperialist fuck! Also thanks for trading important shit like tea and weird British fucked up shit. Ally during World War I and sometimes weapons provider.
- French Third Republicball - She also stole my clay, kill my peoples and try to colonize me and convert me to Catholicism! Remove!(NOOB). She was my ally during World War I though and I sent the Siamese Expeditionary Forces to help her.
- Austria-Hungaryball - My enemy in World War I
- Dainamball - My frenemy! I helped him during the Vietnamese civil war but then he became hateful to me. We fought each other on Khmer clay and both of us could into vassalizing Cambodia but then frogs came and took him away and stole all of my clay.
- German Empireball - Other enemy in World War I. I occupied his Rhineland after the war.
- Konbaungball - He almost kill me. 1767 WORST YEAR OF MY LIFE!
- Thonburiball - A short lived dynasty ruled by a weird king. He don't do much to me tho.
But thanks for defeating Burma.
||Kachin Stateball • Kayah Stateball • Kayin Stateball • Chin Stateball • Sagaing Regionball • Tanintharyi Regionball • Bago Regionball • Magway Regionball • Mandalay Regionball • Mon Stateball • Rakhine Stateball • Yangon Regionball • Shan Stateball • Ayeyarwady Regionball|
|Main cities||Rangoonball • Mandalayball • Naypyidawball (capital) • Mawlamyineball • Taunggyiball • Monywaball • Sittweball|
|Historical entities||Migrants from the West • PTBball Pyuball • Arakaneseball • Kingdom of Thatonball • Kingdom of Paganball • Hanthawaddy Kingdomball • Myinsaing Kingdomball • Toungooball • Konbaungball • British Burmaball • State of Burmaball • Union of Burmaball • Socialist Burmaball|