Joseonball (also transcribed as Chosŏnball), officially the Kingdom of Great Joseonball, was a Korean dynastic kingdom that reigned from 1392 to 1897. It is recognized as the longest-reigning Confucian dynasty! Its successor was the short-lived Korean Empireball.
History[edit | edit source]
Joseonball was born as Goryeoball, in 1392, Joseonball killed
Goryeoball and was born. The name "Joseon" is derived from the legendary name of
Gojoseonball.
Soon, it invaded parts of Manchuria to increase its clay. Joseonball invented many things such as the rain gauge, the Korean language, etc. Later on, King Sejong created Korea's writing system, which is considered to be one of the best writing systems in the world.
In 1592, Toyotomi Japanball attacked Joseonball in the Japanese invasions of Korea (1592-98), but Joseonball got its clay back and defeated the Japanese because of a very skilled admiral, Lee Sun-Shin. But the king's temple and many things were burnt. Joseonball was attacked by
Qingball, and it surrendered to it. It has an independent government but not an equal position with
Qingball. And it prepared to get revenge on
Qingball but King of Joseon can't put into action because Qingball was very stronger than
Joseonball.
In 1866, Franceball decided to
anschluss teach Joseonball a lesson after killing six French priests.
Joseonball managed to repel the
French invaders and isolate itself for another decade.
In 1897, King Gojong changed Joseonball's official name to Korean Empireball (due to
China losing the First Sino-Japanese War, which meant Korean independence). However, this era was very short-lived, and Joseonball was "formally" annexed by Japan a mere 13 years later.
Joseonball's reign possibly had the largest impact upon modern-day Korean culture. Many social norms derive from its era, many of which still are carried on. Both
North Koreaball's and
South Koreaball's modern-day cultural elements also come from
Joseonball.
Joseonball also heavily impacted the Korean language. One of
Joseonball's most famous rulers, Sejong the Great, is thought to have invented the Hangeul script.
Relationships[edit | edit source]
Friends[edit | edit source]
Mingball - My best friend and neighbor. It helped defend against
Toyotomi's invasion
even though I did most of the workand we fought him together too. Is of sad howManchu barbarians overthrew it.
Okinawaball - Relative.
Dainamball - Our sibling from the south. We share similar history and a hatred for
Manchu barbarians
Russian Empireball - It tries to help me(?) but of doings nothing mostly.
Enemies[edit | edit source]
Toyotomi Japanball - YUO INVADER 병신 원숭이 통구이 새끼 사람들 다 죽이고 강간하고 귀랑 코 베어가고 남의 나라 기술자 끌고 가서 문화발전하니 좋더냐? 북망산에 꼬라박고 뒈져라. 그리고 문서에서 번역기 쓰지 맙시다!!
Qingball - YUO REMOVINGS MING AND INVADINGS ME! WORST DYNASTY! but yuo is better than
Empire of Japanball.
Second French Empireball - YOU FUCKING STOLE OUR GOLD, SILVER AND THE MOST IMPORTANT ANCIENT KOREAN ROYAL TEXTS! WE BEAT DOWN YOUR STUPID MILITARY! REMOVE BAGUETTE! GIB BACK TEXT! (외규장각, Oegyujanggak)
Kingdom of Prussiaball - YOU NECROPHILIE TRIED TO TAKE OUR KING'S GRANDFATHER'S CORPSE FOR JESUS?!! F*** YOU, SAUSAGE!!!
USAball - Korean Expedition! WHY DID YOU ATTACK US!! (Why does one of my descendants love it ?!?!) WE WILL KICK YOU OUT OF OUR CLAY
NORTH KOREA BEST KOREA!South Koreaball - I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE MY DESCENDANT, YUO IS ONLY
BURGER COLONY IN MY CLAY!!!!!
North Koreaball- My real child but IT IS GORYEO DESCENDANT! At least you isolated and hate
imperialist burger BUT YOU ARE SO BRUTAL AND YOU TREAT YOUR OWN PEOPLE SO TERRIBLE AND YOU ARE TOO OPPRESSIVE SO YOU ARE WORST THAN SOUTH KOREA, AT LEAST SOUTH KOREA TREATS ITS OWN PEOPLE BETTER AND VALUES CONFUCIAN, YOUR GOVERNMENT VIOLATES CONFUCIAN VALUES
Gallery[edit | edit source]
Joseonball in Asia between Qingball (Chinaball) and Tokugawaball (Japanball)
- Korea's History
This image shows most of Korea's historical countryballs. Joseonball is next to South Koreaball