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    On the 6th day, God created Manchester...
     
    Manchester
    And sooooooo, Sally can wait, she knows it's too late as we're walkin' on by
    "Her soul slides away, but don't look back in anger", I heard you say
     
    — Oasis
    But love, love will tear us apart again.
     
    — Joy Division
    I don't need to sell my soul, he's already in me...
    I wanna be adored!
     
    — The Stone Roses

    Manchesterball is an New Hampshirite  English cityball.


    A huge lover of cycling, its clay is the home of a top-class velodrome and training facility (also the headquarters of British Cycling) that has turned out many national, world, and Olympic champions in both road and track cycling. He often keeps in touch with Aigleball, its long-distance friend in Switzerlandball, who swap cycling stories with each other.

    It still misses the old Granada days, it was its TV channel on the ITV network.

    It has two very good soccer FOOTBALL teams, Manchester United and Manchester City. USAball often gets confused with Manchester and thinks he is his state New Hampshireball's city Manchesterball.

    Manchesterball will never forgive ISISball for blowing up his clay at an Ariana Grande concert in May 2017 that left 20 people dead. But there was some joy for it as Manchester United won the Europa League two days later, earning a berth in the 2018 Champions League.

    Relationships

    Enemies

    • Londonball - MANCHESTER UNITED AND ONLY MANCHESTER UNITED -and City, by the way-. Oh, and, fuck RIGHT off, Chelsea, Arsenal, Spurs, and all the fuckin' lot!
    • Liverpoolball - YOU'RE EVEN WORSE THAN LONDON! MAN UNITED IS SUPERIOR TO YOUR PATHETIC SCOUSE REDS!
    • New Hampshireball - Your largest city stole my name!
    • ISISball - Right now listen here you terrorist mug, we will absolutely destroy you.


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