Guangdongball, also known as Cantonball, is the richest and most populous provinceball of Chinaball.
History[edit]
204 years BC, Nanyueball was born, but later killed by
Hanball. After this, Guangdongball have been self-cultivation many times.
Franceball came and founded, Guangzhouwanball which was under
French Indochinaball administration.
In 1941, Empire of Japanball kidnapped Guangdongball, and raped it many times. But it came back its
parent finally. Then,
Republic of Chinaball (1912-1949) lost the war by
Chinaball, Guangdong became one of China's many children.
Personality[edit]
Guangdongball was once the most hardworking and industrious provinceball of Chinaball. But over time, thanks to the monies sent over by Hong Kongball,
Macauball, and
USAball, it became lazy and gluttonous. Now with its newfound monies, it hires migrant workers to do all the work while it eats dim sum and naps all day.
Guangdongball hates migrant workers for polluting its clay and diluting its Cantonese culture; but at the same time, it's afraid to kick them out because without migrant workers it would have to actually work for a living again.
It only got 50 while Fujianball could get 3500 yuan of lucky money.
Relationships[edit]
老友 (Friends)[edit]
Chinaball - Parent, You need to Cantonese Training!
who is forcing me to speak Putonghua.Shenzhenball - My best, richest and youngest child who has a lot of advanced technologies, tho not a pure Cantonese.
Guangzhouball - My second best child and capital. Fortunately, it's a pure Cantonese.
Hong Kongball - My indepent child! Thanks for following in my footsteps and becoming one of China's greatest cities!
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Macauball - Cantonese independent child who gambles alot and is very rich. Gib more monies, plox!
Shandongball - Confucius Friend.
Hainanball - Back to my clay!
- File:Chaozhou-icon.png Chaozhouball - It doesn't speak Cantonese, and one of my family members, is good at business.
Nan'aoball - I lost Hainan, at least I have yuo - Only island of me.
Fujianball - Cousin, our language is very similar
my food.- Capitalist Fujianball - Are you of my friend, too~oo~~?
UKball and
Portugalball - Friends from afar? Thank you guys money! Gib more plox!
中立 (Neutrals)[edit]
USAball - My parent's enemy... But thanks for money!
敵人 (Enemies)[edit]
Empire of Japanball - YUO RAPED ME A LOT!! F*CK YOU!
Putianball - I'm just got 50! Do you know why I specially eat YUO among so many Fujian Cityballs! YEH, you are too rich! Best Food Ever!
Beijingball - I am rich than you! And your language so ugly!
Vietnamball - Diu lei! Yuo are mine yuo fake communist! We can into true communism not your pho shit! Yuo are Yuenan not Vietnam! DADDY WILL ANSCHLUSS YUO AGAIN XIXIXIXIXIXIXIXIXI
Shandongball 2010 BEST YEAR OF MY LIFE