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|“||If we had a military division with the bullet-carrying capacity of these birds, it would face any army in the world||”|
— Major G. P. W. Meredith
|“||When they approach, we run away.||”|
Emus are a
secret way to destroy Australia species of bird native to Australiaball. In the Polandball comics, Emus sometimes make appearances as a subject of the Emu War or upon the mention of dangerous animals.
They don't kill anyone and are very peaceful animals BUT they are very hostile to Australiaball. [cause they are only in Australia and they fought him in the emu war] Emus are Aussie's worst nightmare. For the actual information of the bird, visit the Wikipedia article.
He attacc | He protecc | But most importantly, he pecc.
Despite Emus' hostility to Australiaball, the Emu (along with the Kangaroo) are both in the Australian coat of arms.
- 🐇 Rabbits - They helped the Emus win the Emu war. And frankly they like pissing off Australians as much as Emu's do, Thanks.
- Ostriches - Emu's cousin. They have the same effect as me. They attack but do not damage the crops
- Cassowary - The Emu's more dangerous brother. Responsible for killing more Australians than the Emu.
And yet...he hates me more
- Kangaroo - Emu's best mate.
though he is sometimes friendly to Australia and I hate him at that time
- Dingos - Emu's worst enemy. They tried to kill many Emus:( Thankfully, they usually fail.).
- Australiaball- i just want food..but then you try to kill me.. you think I am a pest??? I AM A SPECIES OF MY OWN KIND.. REMOVE KANGAROO AND KEEP EMU!!! REMOVE GREAT WALL!!! GLORY TO EMUS!!!!
|Mainland States/Territories||Australian Capital Territoryball • Jervis Bay Territoryball • New South Walesball • Northern Territoryball • Queenslandball • South Australiaball • Tasmaniaball • Victoriaball • Western Australiaball|
|Overseas Territories||Ashmore and Cartier Islandsball • Australian Antarctic Territoryball • Christmas Islandball • Cocos (Keeling) Islandsball • Coral Sea Islandsball • Heard Island and McDonald Islandsball • Norfolk Islandball|
|Former entities||Migrants that crossed the ocean (Australian aboriginalsball) • British Australiaball () • North Australiaball (1846–47) • North Australiaball and Central Australiaball (1927–31)|