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This page is an (incomplete) list of the vocabulary and terminology of the Polandball universe and comics, and their origin.
Anschluss
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- Main article: Anschluss
Originally a Nazi propaganda term used to refer to the annexation of
Austriaball into
Nazi Germanyball, it is used by
Germanyball and
Reichtangle when taking clay of other countries. This is displayed when the former features characteristics of the latter. It has been temporarily banned from the Polandball Reddit ('Joke Life Preserve' process), though it still makes regular appearances on
Faceblock from time to time.
The phrase is infrequently followed by zeit (time).
There are anschluss forms for other countries. For example,
Brazilian Empireball and
Portuguese Empireball use "ãoxluss" or
Byzantinetangle Will use Άνσλουτς (Ansluts).
Börk 🔊[edit | edit source]
Börk is a meaningless word that originated from the Muppets Show Swedish Chef.[1] It has no actual meaning, as it was just supposed to sound Swedish-like and nothing else.
But in dictionary meaning, "bork" means to obstruct someone (as to obstruct a candidate of a politician).
- Börks
- Historical countryballs' Book of Börk
- British Book of Börk ("The Domesday Bork")
- French (and neighbours) Book of Börk
Some Examples of the Book of Börk
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WRITTEN BY
SWEDENBALL
Polandball Flaczki flaczki / Kurwa kurwa
Swedenball Börk börk (the original Börk)
Norwayball Børk børk / Øil øil
Finlandball Perkele perkele
Denmarkball Øl øl
Türkiyeball Kebab, Kebab
Germanyball Wörk wörk
Icelandball Björk björk
Greenlandball Börqq börqq
Estoniaball Möh möh / Nordic nordic
New Zealandball Oi Oi / Kiwi Kiwi
Algeriaball: Bört Bört
Indonesiaball: Wkwkwkwkwk / Nasi Nasi / Indihome Indihome / Merdeka Merdeka
Thailandball Free free / Farang Farang / Sanuk Sanuk (fun fun)
CSAball: Dixie Dixie / YEEE YEEE
Videos[edit | edit source]
Countries like their typical foods[edit | edit source]
Sometimes, in Polandball comics (often as an insult; i.e. remove _____), countries are referred to as typical foods from that country. This originated from calling Turkish people (and later the whole Muslim world in general) 'kebab', from the 'Remove Kebab' copypaste. Here is a list in alphabetical order:
1ball: Rice, Noodle, Horse meat
4ball: Roasted boars, rice from rice farms, mammoths
6ball: Roasted Space Squid, Meteorite soup
7ball: Fish, Coconut
8ball: Fried chicken, Watermelon and Kool-Aid
Afghanistanball: Korma and kabuli palaw
Albaniaball: Flija, Tavë Kosi, Fërgesë, Kërnacka
Algeriaball: Couscous, Chakhchoukha, Kisra
Andorraball: Chocolate
Angolaball: Moamba de galinha
Antarcticaball:
PenguinsFishAntigua and Barbudaball: Pepperpot and fungee, Coconut Bars
Argentinaball: Chipá, bori-bori, empanada, asado, choripan, locro, rice-vegetable salad.
Armeniaball: Harissa, dolma, khash, khorovats, lavash and stroganoff
Arubaball: Keshi yena, Coconuts
Australiaball: Meat pie, roast lamb and vegemite sandwich
Austriaball: Sausage, polenta, kasnudln, beer, schnitzel, pretzel and tafelspitz
Azerbaijanball: Qəbab, dolma
Bahamasball: Crack conch, Cupcakes, Coconuts
Bahrainball: Biryani and machboos
Bangladeshball: Kebab, laksa, and rice and fish
Bangsamoroball: (PH) Ketupat and chocolate
Barbadosball: Cou-cou and flying fish, Coconuts
Bavariaball: Weisswurst
Belarusball: Bulba (potato), bigos, kalduny, zrazy, draniki
Belgiumball: Waffle, moules-frites and chocolate,
Frenchfries (Belgian fries but USA pronounces like that)Belizeball: Chocolate (Chaclate, as sounded)
Bermudatriangle: Bermuda fish chowder
Bhutanball: Thenthuk, ema datshi and ngathrek golop lhakpa
Boliviaball: Chicha, salteñas and chocolate
Bosniaball: Kebab, Ćevapi, Burek, Sarma and Kahva (Bosnian coffee)
Botswanaball: Seswaa
Brazilball: Feijoada, churrasco and picanha
Bruneiball: Ketupat, ambuyat, laksa, mi goreng biasa, kelupis, pinjaram, cincin, nasi katok, roti canai or prata and kway teow soup.
Bulgariaball: Düner, Maritsa (sweetbread), yogurt, banitsa, bob chorba and rakiya
Cabo Verdeball: Cachupa
Cambodiaball: Amok trey and samlor kako
Cameroonball: Ndolé
Canadaball: Poutine, Maple syrup, kraft dinner, nanaimo bar and butter tarts
Cataloniaball: Bread with tomato
Chileball: Empanada, pastel de choclo, humita, cazuela, pisco, completo, sopaipillas, porotos, pebre, egg roll and a lot more
Chinaball: Egg roll, wonton, dim sum, peking duck, rice, "shark's fin", dumplings, noodle, dog and bat
soupColombiaball: Ajiaco, bandeja paisa, changua, arepa
Côte d'Ivoireball: Chocolate
Costa Ricaball: Gallo pinto
Croatiaball: Sir (cheese)
Cubaball: Chocolate, platillo moros y cristianos and ropa vieja
- File:Curaçao-icon.png Curaçaoball: Keshi yena
Cyprusball: Souvlakia, Sheftalia, Moussaka, Taramosalata, Flaouna and Tzaziki
Czechiaball: Vepřo knedlo zelo and svíčková
Djiboutiball: Redirect to Somaliaball's section
Democratic Republic of the Congoball: Poulet moambé
Denmarkball: Æbleflæsk, smørrebrød, Leverpostej, stegt flæsk and bøfsandwich
Dominicaball: Mountain chicken and fish broth
Dominican Republicball: Chocolate, la bandera, mamajuana and sancocho
Ecuadorball: Chocolate, Bananas
Egyptball: Duqqa, ful medames, kushari, molokhia, falafel
El Salvadorball: Chocolate and pupusa
Eritreaball: Kebab, zigini with injera and gored gored
Equatorial Guineaball: Chocolate
Estoniaball: Verivorst with mulgikapsad
Ethiopiaball: Teff, wat with injera and fit-fit
Finlandball: Pulla, karjalanpaisti, mämmi, salmiakki and sautéed reindeer
Franceball: Baguette, crêpe, pot-au-feu, macaron, bisque, frog, Lobster thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce garnished with truffle paté, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam
Gabonball: Poulet nyembwe
Georgiaball: Kharcho, khachapuri and khinkali
Germanyball: Beer, bratwurst, sauerkraut, currywurst, döner kebab, sauerbraten and kraut
Ghanaball: Fufu
Gibraltarball: Chocolate
Greeceball: Souvlaki, yogurt, fasolada, moussaka, and gyros, Jajiki (yogurt with cucumber and garlic), PASTITSIO!!!
Greenlandball: Mattak and kiviak
Grenadaball: Oil down
Guatemalaball: Chocolate and fiambre
Guyanaball: Pepperpot
Haitiball: Bouillon, plantain and joumou
Hondurasball: Chocolate, baleada, carne asada and sopa de caracol
Hong Kongball: Milk tea, Instant noodles, Toasts, Lemon tea, Rice, Cart noodles, char siu and dim sum
Hungaryball: Paprika, seculars, gulyás and goulash
Icelandball: Hákarl, Ein með öllu, Svið, Hrútspungar and þoramatur
Indiaball: Curry, dosa sambar, chai biscuit, samosa, paneer paratha, lassi, kafuli, kaju katli.
Indonesiaball: Rendang, ketupat, tempeh, satay, laksa tumpeng, oncom, beras merah, papeda, rujak buah, rujak cingur, mie aceh, onde-onde, gudeg, pempek, jeroan, pecel, peuyeum, tape, karedok, sagu, gaguduh, lempeng, cincin, cucur, tahu bulat, bakso and nasi goreng (too much)
Iranball: Chelo kebab and ghormeh sabzi
Iraqball: Meze, falafel, kibbeh samak masgouf and kleicha
Irelandball: Colcannon, Irish stew, potato
Islamic countryballs: Kebab, all halal foods
Israelcube: redirect to Palestine's section (totally not stolen from kebab) Jerusalem mixed grill, šawárma, ħumuscipsalát, anything kosher, schnitzel, Couscous, falafel, hummus and gelfite fish
Italyball: Pizza, "Spaghetti", pasta, lasagne, hot pepper
Jamaicaball: Ackee and saltfish
Japanball: Sushi, sashimi and ramen, miso soup, fugu,
KFCJordanball: Meze and mansaf
Kazakhstanbrick: Kebab, stroganoff, beshbarmak and shalgam
Kenyaball: Ugali, sukuma wiki and nyama choma
Kosovoball: Flija, Burek, Bakllasarm, Tarator, Tavë kosi, Sujuk, Kadaif, Kek, Havell, Rakiya, Boza and Ajron
Kuwaitball: Biryani, kabsa and machboos
Kyrgyzstanball: Beshbarmak, laghman and kuurdak
Laosball: Khao poon (laotian laksa), tum mak hoong and larb with sticky rice
Latviaball: Potato, Zupa, Kartupeļu pankūkas, Alexander Torte, Rasols and Jāņu siers
Lebanonball: Shawarma, falafel, kibbeh and tabbouleh
Libyaball: Couscous, bazeen and usban
Lithuaniaball: Zeppelin or Cepelinas, Bulvė
Lombardyball: Polenta
Luxembourgball: Thuringer, judd mat gaardebounen and bouneschlupp
Macauball: Sesame noodles,fried pork chop and minchee
Madagascarball: Romazava, Ranovola, Ravitoto and Lasary.
Malaysiaball: Nasi lemak, roti canai, Rojak, Mi mamak,
crispy rendang, Kaya toast and teh tarikMaltaball: Timpana, pastizzi and rabbit stew
Mexicoball: Taco, chiles en nogada, sesos, escamoles, mole poblano and chocolate
Moldovaball: Mititei
Mongoliaball: Buuz, placinte and' brinza
Montenegroball: burek, kačamak and raštan
Moroccoball: Couscous, tangine and pastilla
Myanmarball: Laksa, mohinga, and laphet
Namibiaball: Schnitzel and chakalaka
NepalRawr: Dal bhat, choyla, pani puri, momos and tarkari
RAWR EAT INDIANetherlandsball: Tulp, stamppot and hutspot
New Zealandball: Bacon and egg pie, lamb and pavlova
Nicaraguaball: Chocolate, gallo pinto and churrasco
Nigeriaball: yam and jollof rice
North Koreaball: Kimchi burger
I AM OF MAKE BURGER NOT THIS, Seafood and cold noodlesFAT PIG
Northern Cyprusball: Kebab and turkish delight
Northern Irelandball: Ulster fry
North Macedoniaball: Pita, ajvar and tavče-gravče
Norwayball: Brunost, Rakfisk and fårikål
Pakistanball: Curry - kebab, nihari, haleem and biryani.
Palestineball: Shawarma, arab salad, falafel, musakhan and hummus with tahini
Panamaball: Chocolate and sancocho de gallina
Papua New Guineaball: Mumu, Sago
Paraguayball: Chipá, sopa paraguaya and chocolate
Peruball: Ceviche, Ají de gallina, Papa a la huancaína, Causa a la limeña, Lomo saltado, Arroz con pato, Inca Kola, Mazamorra morada, Chicha morada, Pisco Sour, Suspiro a la limeña and chocolate
Philippinesball: Balut, salpicao, asado, chocolate, lechon, adobo, puto, sinigang, leche flan, bulalo
Polandball: Kiełbasa, barszcz, bigos, kotlet schabowy, żurek and pierogi
Portugalball: Bacalhau, cozido à portuguesa, açorda, salpicão and pastel de nata
Republic of the Congoball: Poulet moambé
Romaniaball: Visinata, papanași, mititei (aka mici), sarmale, cozonac and mamaliga
Russiaball: Stroganoff, Salad Oliyve, borscht, pelmeni, shchi and kasha and vodka
San Marinoball: Torta tre monti, mistra, cacciatello, and roast rabbit and fennel
Saudi Arabiaball: Murtabak, shawarma, halal and kabsa
Scotlandball: Haggis, Deep fried mars bar, Shortbread
Senegalball: Kebab, thieboudienne
Serbiaball: Rakija, ćevapčići, pljeskavica, ražnjići, kajmak, sarma and proja
Slovakiaball: Bryndzové halušky
Sloveniaball: Prezganka, ajdovi žganci, belokranjska povitica and obara
Somaliaball: Rice, pasta, hiliib, caangelo and malawaax
South Africaball: Chakalaka, bobotie and boerewors
South Koreaball: Kimchi, bulgogi and doenjang
Spainball: Paella, chocolate, tortilla española and tapas
Sri Lankaball: Curry, rice and cinnamon
Sudanball: Kebab, ful medames
Surinameball: Pom, moksi alesi and bara
Swedenball: Köttbullar, kräftskiva, surströmming and ostkaka
Switzerlandball: Chocolate, cervelat, fondue and rösti
Syriaball: Shawarma, falafel, fatteh and kibbeh, pomegranate
Szekelylandball: Kebab, Kürtoskalács and Paprika
Tajikistanball: Plov, nagman, apricot, non, mante and beshbarmak
Taiwanball: Boba milk Tea, wonton, beef noodle soup, rice, and dim sum, fried milk,
Tanzaniaball: Kebab and ugali
Tibetball: Thukba, momos, Bö cha and Tsampa
Thailandball: Sesame noodles, pad thai and tom yum
Tringapore: Nasi goreng, egg roll, chilli crab, hainanese chicken rice and laksa
Trinidad and Tobagoball: Callaloo and doubles
Tulaball (RU): Tula gingerbread
Türkiyeball: Kebab, turkish delight, kuru fasulye with pilav,Yogurt.
UKball: Rosbif (often used negatively by France), tea, fish and chips, beef and pudding
Ukraineball: Salo and borscht
USAball: Burger, hot dog, fried chicken, apple pie, chocolate, pop-tart, french fries
I MADE THE F*CKN FRIES YUO COPYCAT, doughnuts and pop,Uruguayball: Olivier salad, chocolate, chivito and asado
Uzbekistanball: O'sh, Shashlyk, Lagman, and Plov
Vanuatuball: Lap lap
Venezuelaball: Arepa, pabellón criollo and chocolate
Vietnamball: Phở, bánh chưng and nước mắm
Walesball: Cawl, Welsh seaweed cakes
ewwwwwwwww yuck who would eat thatYemenball: Mandi and saltah
Zambiaball: Nshima
Zimbabweball: Sadza
Historical:[edit | edit source]
Austria-Hungaryball: Goulash, Schnitzel
French Empireball: Baguette, Croissant, Creme Brulee, Peaches, Pain Au Chocolat, Fruit Tart
Japanese Empireball: Sushi
Kingdom of Franceball: Baguette, Frog
Kingdom of Italyball: Pasta
Ottoman Empireball: Kebab
Prussiaball: Sausage, Frankfurt
Republic of Chinaball: Dim Sum
South Vietnamball: Phở, Hủ tíu, Bún bò Huế
Soviet Unionball:
Actually no food XAXAXAXAShashlik, Borscht, Potato(stole fromLatviaball)
Tsardom of Russiaball: Borscht
Administrative divisions[edit | edit source]
US States & territories[edit | edit source]
Under maintenance
Arkansasball: Cajun
Californiaball: Shrimp tostada
Floridaball: Orange, Key lime pie
Georgiaball: Peach, pecans, peanuts
Louisianaball: Cajun, crawfish and catfish
Minnesotaball: Hotdish
Nebraskaball: Corn, Kool-Aid
New Yorkball: Wings, Pizza, Garbage plate, white hots,
steamed hamsNorth Carolinaball: BBQ
Oklahomaball: Blackberry, honey and catfish
Pennsylvaniaball: Pretzel
Puerto Ricoball: Chocolate, mofongo and arroz con gandules with Lechon
Texasball: Quesadilla, BBQ
Utahball: Honey, Jello, Fry sauce
Virginiaball: Oysters, BBQ, country ham, apples, Brunswick stew, Pumpkin Pie
Virgin Islandsball: Fish and fungi
West Virginiaball: Sugar Cookie, Biscuits and Gravy, Pepperoni Rolls
Canadian provinces and territories[edit | edit source]
Nova Scotiaball: Lobster
Malaysian states[edit | edit source]
Malaccaball: Ikan bakar (roasted fish),Ais Kachang ABC,Chicken Rice Ball and Asam pendas
Penangball:Prawn Mee,Char kwey Teow,Nasi Kandar
Perakball:Bean sprout chicken,Chee Chong Fun,Gai si hor fun (Shreded Chicken noodles),tofu fah,Kaya puff,curry bread
Sarawakball:Ban Mee,Curry laksa,Kollo mee,bat kut teh,nasi aruk and Sarawak Laksa
Selangorball:Mee Raja,Peanut Pancake and Roti Michael Jackson
Ethnicity[edit | edit source]
Berbersball: Couscous
Bugisball: Konro, Burasa, Jalangkote
Gypsyball: Sah hai mas
Makassareseball: Konro, Burasa, Coto makassar, Jalangkote, Sop saudara, Pallubasa
Tatarsball: Kebab, çiberek and öçpoçmaq
Uyghurball: Noodle-kebab
People[edit | edit source]
Hold my drink[edit | edit source]
USAball: hold my Coca Cola
Chinaball,
UKball, and
Türkiyeball: hold my tea
Slavsball (Like
Russiaball) and
Balticbrick: hold my vodka
Japanball: hold my sake (rice wine, Makgeolli in Korean)
Brazilballand
Ethiopiaball: hold my coffee
Moroccoball: Hold my Couscous
Vietnamball: hold my rượu nếp or hold my coffee (Vietnam is known for their coffee)
Thailandball: Hold my Ice (Thai drinks have a lot of ice)/oliang/singha/leo/chang
Malaysiaball: hold my kopi/teh/milo
South Koreaball: hold my soju/maekju(beer)/Yegeobomb
Laosball and
Cambodiaball: hold my rice
Indiaball,
Bangladeshballand
Myanmarball:Hold My Curry
Spainball,
Franceball,
Portugalball and
Greeceball: Hold my wine
Mexicoball: Hold my tequilla
Italyball: Hold my espresso
Jamaicaball and
Netherlandsball: Hold my Joint
Canadaball: Hold my Tim Horton's
Fijiball: Hold my water
Indonesiaball: Hold my cendol
Icelandball: Hold my bjork
Exclamations / Swearings[edit | edit source]
Usually, countries exclamate and swear in their own language, but there are some exceptions like Israelcube, who mainly shouts "Oy vey". The most known swear is kurwa which literally means b*tch, f*ck, sh*t, or wh*re in the Polish language.
Italic text for Autonomous Region
Other exclamations include:
Finlandball - Perkele
South Koreaball - SSIBAL (Korean best swearings, F*CK) (Is śi baa-l)
Arabic Speakers - Allana Alik (F*ck you!), Haram!
UKball - Bloody hell! Sh*te, B*llbl*cks!
Russiaball - Suka Blyat! (F*cking B*tch!), Idi Nahui! (Go f*cj yourself/F*ck off)
Malaysiaball - Haram Jadah! Kepala Bapak Kau! Pengkhianat! Babi! Pukimak! Chao Chibai, Lancau(D**khead), Pundek! Bangsat!
Cantonese Speakers - Puk Kai(Fall on road),Ham Gak Caah(Prick),9(Gau)
Spanish Speakers - ¡Hijo de puta! (You son of b*tch!)
Netherlandsball, Belgiumball - Kut!
Franceball - Putain! Merde!
Türkiyeball - Siktir
Philippinesball - Putang ina mo!
Indiaball - Sooar! (Pig) Moork! (Idiot) Kuta (Dog)
Germanyball - Scheiße!(Sh*t, C**p, etc.) Scheißen!(Shoot) Fick dich! (F**k yuo) Arschloch!(A**hole) Ficken!(F**k)
Spainball - Puta!, Mierda!, Jódete!
Polandball - Co k**wa?, Jebana, Gówno, Dupek, Die k**wa Die
Indonesiaball - NGENTOT!, JANCUK!, PANTEK!, BANGSAT!, K*NT*L!, GOBLOK!(IDIOT!), T*I!, etc.
Icelandball kisa, SKITI, FJÁLK,
Historical[edit | edit source]
Dutch and Afrikaans Speakers in South Africa - Afrikaans is die beste, Suid-Afrikaanse kolonie moet hulself fuck!
Thailandball - Hia!(Damn) Hee Ruang! (p*ssy fall) Ai sas oey! ( you sh*t! )
Kawaii[edit | edit source]
Kawaii is a state of Japanball. It is a term for when it is interested in adorable things and illustrates this by wearing appropriate garbs, such as cat ears or a furry tail. It is often joked about as contagious, and a manipulative phase in a new Japanese Empireball uprising.
Many artists in the Facebook Polandball community, such as Nalali are famous there for drawing different varieties of countryballs in this fashion. It is considered "cancer" by a strong following of them.
Laughing[edit | edit source]
Here are the distinctive laughs of some Polandball characters.
KA Algeriaball and
Moroccoball
HH Saudi Arabiaball and every Arabic speaking countries
HON Franceball and every French speaking countries
CHA Polandball and every Polish speaking countries
HUE Brazilball and all the Lusosphere
JA Spainball and every spanish speaking countryball (Except Chileball, Colombiaball, Peruball and Mexicoball)
JSKA Chileball
XA Russiaball and other
slavic nations/Russosphere with the exception of
Ukraineball.
ГA Due to the fact that Г is pronounced like an H in Ukrainian.
XI (嘻嘻) Chinaball and Sinosphere with the exception of Japan.
RO Japanball
HE Vietnamball
Χα Greek speaking countries, greek version of Slavic laugh
KH (ㅋ) South Koreaball and North Koreaball. Different from Slavic laugh!!!
WK Indonesiaball Most of Indonesian citizens usually write this when expressing a laugh
KETAWA Bruneiball All Bruneian citizens usually write this when expressing a laugh.
HÖ German speaking countries (Germanosphere)
HË/HØ Nordic-speaking cotries
HËor':DDDD(kaksoispiste dededede)Finlandball Finnish version of Hue
5 (ห้า) Thailandball
YA Peruball and Colombiaball
HÁ Hungaryball
HO or ASDDASDADSADFDFSFDSFDADFASF Turkish speaking coutries Turkish version of Hue
HIE Used by Dutch-Speaking countries.
HĂ Romanian-speaking countries (Romaniaball and Moldovaball)
HA or LOL Most other countries
GHA Recent, specific to Hittiteball
BHE BHE BHE or КҮКҮКҮКҮКҮ (shorted from word күлү laugh) Sakhaball
KHA Mongoliaball, mongol version of Slavic laugh
SHÄ Albanese speaking coutries, albanese version of Slavic laugh
HAY (Հայ) Armenian speaking coutries
HO Mexicoball
BJORK Icelandball
Relevance[edit | edit source]
Relevance is a Polandball term used for saying (political, historical and economical) the importance of a particular country. It can also refer to the size of that country.
A common joke is small countries and micronations pretending or trying to be relevant, mostly Sealandball.
Greeting[edit | edit source]
Almost all countries greet each other in their own language but there are some exceptions like Brazilball (and some Lusosphere on some occasions) who say "Huello" or "Hue-llo" instead of "Bom dia" due to their overwhelming Hue, or use "Helloing" by the Broken English speakers.
In other cases, the greeting is also used when each country can into Anschluss mode.
Dialects[edit | edit source]
Polandball comics will sometimes include special dialects in sentences, and all countries speak the names of other countries by mixing English with their own native language. Here are some dialects were known in Polandball:
Canadaball says "Eh?" a lot, positive, neutral, and negatively.
Tringapore and
Hong Kongball ends a sentence of exclamation, question or anger in "lah/leh/sia/hor/meh/lor" etc.
Australiaball speaks English with Australian accent like "G'day/Mate/eh/h'eht/pressie"
North Koreaball ends a sentence with "sumida".
Indonesiaball change words like "what" into "apa" or "wind" into "angin".
Malaysiaball change words like "turn around" into "pusing", "It's fun" into "Seronok", and "free" into "percuma"
Japanball ends nearly every sentence in "desu"
Brazilball and the Lusosphere say "Hue-llo" instead of "Hello", due to the Hue thing going on.
Any Aztec related kingdomsball (sometimes also
Mayaball) will end almost every word in "tl", like "Hellotl".
Azerbaijanball turns all 'e's into 'ə's.
Italyball adds -a or -o to most words.
- Countryballs in the Middle East (including
Syriaball,
Saudi Arabiaball and
Egyptball) add al- and el- in front of words.
Vietnamball replaces all 'f' with 'ph'
Somaliaball - Speaks in pirate slurs
Chinaball,
North Koreaball
South Koreaball, and every other Asian country - Replaces the L's with R's and R's with L's.
Polandball grammar[edit | edit source]
Can into[edit | edit source]
This phrase means that a certain country can achieve to get something. Notable examples are:
UK,
France,
Portugal,
Spain,
Belgium,
Italy,
Denmark,
Germany,
Russia,
Netherlands
andcan into colonization.Japan
Afghanistan,
Kazakhstan,
Kyrgyzstan,
Pakistan,
Tajikistan,
Turkmenistan, and
Uzbekistan can into -stan.
England,
Finland,
Iceland,
Ireland,
Netherlands,
New Zealand,
Northern Ireland,
Poland,
Scotland,
Switzerland,
Somaliland,
Maryland, and
Thailand can into -land.
indonesia,
Malaysia,
Micronesia,
Russia,
Tanzania,
Armenia
Nigeria,
Serbia,
Tunisia,
Lithuania,
Croatia,
Bolivia,
India,
Austria,
Albania,
Slovakia,
Slovenia,
Latvia,
Mongolia,
Romania,
Zambia,
Gambia,
Syria,
Ethiophia,
Liberia,
Czechia,
Namibia,
Colombia,
Algeria,
Bulgaria,
Estonia,
Cambodia,
Somalia,
Tunisia,
Georgia,
Saudi Arabia,
Mauritania,
North North Macedonia,
Saint Lucia, and
Australia can into -ia
Indonesia,
Vietnam, and
Malaysia can into Mobile E-Sports
South Korea and
China can into E-Sports
Kuwait can into a world Laziest nation in a world
Cannot into's[edit | edit source]
This phrase means that a certain country can't achieve to get something. Notable examples are:
Polandball cannot into space (one of the most famous cannot intos)
Greece (and any poor country) cannot into monies. [1]
Bolivia,
Mongolia,
Serbia,
Uzbekistan,
Belarus,
Ethiopia,
Switzerlandball,
Austriaball,
Paraguayball and
San Marinoball cannot into sea.
Latvia cannot into potato.
Kazakhstan cannot into
BRICS
Myanmar,
Malaysia,
Indonesia,
Singapore,
Philippines,
Brunei,
India,
Bangladesh,
Pakistan,
Maldives,
Sri Lanka,
Hong Kong,
Israel,
Palestine,
Jordan,
Kuwait,
Bahrain,
Qatar,
UAE,
Iraq,
Oman,
Yemen, &
Taiwan cannot into
GermanicAsia.Egypt,
Sudan,
Somaliland,
Nigeria,
The Gambia,
South Sudan,
Ghana,
Sierra Leone,
Kenya,
South Cameroon,
South Africa,
Namibia,
Zambia,
Botswana,
Uganda,
Zimbabwe,
Tanzania,
Democratic Republic of Congo,
Lesotho,
Liberia,
Rwanda,
Burundi,
Western Togoland &
Eswatini - Cannot into
GermanicAfrica.Algeria,
Morocco,
Libya,
Chad,
Central African Republic,
Madagascar,
Comoros,
Cote D'Ivore,
Togo,
Benin,
Senegal,
Western Sahara,
Somalia,
Dijouti,
Guinea-Bissau,
Guinea,
Eritrea,
Cabo Verde,
São Tomé and Príncipe,
Equatorial Guinea,
Cameroon,
Mali,
Niger,
Togo, &
Mauritania Cannot into
LatinAfricaVietnam,
Cambodia,
Laos,
Macau,
Syria, &
Lebanon Cannot into
LatinAsiaEstonia cannot into
Nordic.
United Kingdom,
Türkiye,
Ukraine,
Norway and
North Macedonia cannot into
EU
USA cannot into healthcare.
- Any
separatist state cannot into independence or cannot into
UN (however some of them were succesfully seceded).
- Any divided country (like
Republic of Congo and
Democratic Republic of Congo or
South Korea and
North Korea) cannot into unification.
Eritrea and
Cuba - Cannot into democracy
Argentina cannot into Falkland, or Europe.
Germany cannot into Walmart and humor or into box
Russia cannot into sobriety
Netherlands cannot into abandon marijuana or hills (except
Limburgball).
Algeria cannot into Antarctic Treaty
Western Sahara cannot into clay (they own no clay, they're based in Tindouf an Algerian city)
Indonesia cannot into 7-Eleven, Reddit, Subway, Walmart, FIFA, League of Legends (maybe can into Wild Rift) and
Dutch Speaking country
UK and
Denmark - Cannot into National Day
Australia cannot into Starbucks
Zimbabwe cannot into Mcdonald's
Israel and
Taiwan cannot into Asian games
Singapore,
Bangladesh,
Brunei, and
East Timor cannot into -ia
Myanmar cannot into Börk, Roblox, Metric System, and Mobile Legends.
Philippines cannot into Discovery+, abortion, HUE, and Asian culture
Israel cannot into KFC And Ball
Azerbaijan cannot into -stan..
Malaysia cannot into notice by USAball, Host of Asian Games, Drugs, Walmart,
Tesco and Carrefourbecause they have been rebranded into Lotuss and Aeon Big respectively
Slovenia cannot into
Germanic Europe.
China cannot into remove
Burger
India cannot into most subscribers on youtube (Except T Series) and PUBG Mobile
EU cannot into
Belarus and
Ukraine.
Ireland cannot into
Commomnwealth.
Communism cannot into
Philippines,
New Zealand,
Indonesia,
Iran,
Taiwan,
USA,
South Korea,
France ,and others include anti communism.
Switzerland cannot into Group.
Saudi Arabia cannot into Half-Mast.
NATO cannot into
Austria and
Ireland.
Bhutan cannot into sad, TV, and Radio (until 1999).
Chile cannot into dictionary?
Canada and
Australia cannot into republic.
Hong Kong
cannotinto beatings ofSingapore.
Israel,
Kazakhstan,
Singapore,
Nepal and any non-ball shaped cannot into ball(s).
Palauball and
Papua New Guineaball cannot into
ASEAN.
Corsica cannot into French culture.
Somalia, North Korea, Syria, Iraq, and Afghanistan cannot into peace.
Japan cannot into repent and E-Sports
Iceland cannot into actual war
Peruball, Colombiaball, Mexicoball and Chileball cannot into JA.
Greenland and
Vatican City cannot into large population
Thailand and
Myanmar cannot into real democracy.
Republic of Vietnam cannot into restoration.
Afghanistan cannot into being conquered.
Pluto cannot into planet.
Cuba and
North Korea cannot into Coca-Cola.
Taiwan cannot into
China
Thailand and
Ethiopia cannot into being colonized.
USA and
Liberia cannot into metric system.
Iran and
Syria cannot into
CSTO.
American cannot intos[edit | edit source]
Puerto Rico cannot into state.
Pennsylvania,
Tennesseeball, and
Wyoming cannot into YouTube celebrities.
Wyoming,
Delaware, and
Vermont cannot into one million population.
California,
New York,
Illinois,
Vermont,
Massachusetts,
Kansas,
South Carolina,
Missouri,
Alaska,
Utah,
New Jersey,
Connecticut,
Maryland,
District of Colombia,
Washington,
Oregon,
Montana,
Wyoming,
Idaho,
Louisiana,
North Dakota,
South Dakota,
Alabama,
Tennessee,
Kentucky,
Mississippi,
Hawaii,
Oklahoma,
Indiana,
West Virginia, and
Arkansas cannot into swing states.
Hawaii cannot into Walmart.
Vermont cannot into Mcdonalds.
- Any divided states like
North Carolina and
South Carolina or
North Dakota and
South Dakota cannot into unifications.
Nebraska cannot into competent football team.
Brazilian cannot Intos[edit | edit source]
- Any divided states like
Mato Grosso and
Mato grosso do Sul cannot into unification.
Minas Geraisball cannot into Sea.
Bahia cannot into Happiest.
São Paulo cannot into Billboard.
British cannot intos[edit | edit source]
Derbyshire cannot into bakewell.
Bedfordshire cannot into sea.
Staffordshire cannot into tourist.
Cornwall cannot into more cities.
England cannot into city.
Scotland cannot into highland or independence.
Wales cannot into Union Jack.
- Any divided county like
West Sussex and
East Sussex cannot into
sexunification. - Any district councils cannot into independence.
Northamptonshire cannot into very famous people.
Guernsey and Jersey cannot into united country.
Northern Ireland cannot into Emoji Flag.
Indonesian cannot intos[edit | edit source]
Aceh cannot into Democracy and Cinema.
West Sumatra cannot into Indomaret and Alfamart.
West Papua cannot into Independences.
Bali cannot into Islam.
West Sulawesi cannot into Cities.
East Java cannot into Separated Provinces.
Yogyakarta cannot into Elections, Highway, and Change Governors.
West Java cannot into Temple and Javanese.
Riau Islands Provinces cannot into being claimed by the others.
Central Java cannot into Slaves.
South Kalimantan cannot into Similar number plate to others.
North Kalimantan cannot into Province on the map
- Any divided provinces like
East Nusa Tengarra and
West Nusa Tengarra cannot into unification.
Italian cannot intos[edit | edit source]
Coming Soon
Micronations cannot intos[edit | edit source]
Sealand cannot into relevance.
Aerican Empire cannot into Pluto.
Liberland cannot into access from Croatia.
Historical cannot intos[edit | edit source]
Mongol Empire cannot into Central Europe, Japan, Southeast Asia and South Asia.
Nazi Germany and First French Empire cannot into Moscow
Umayyad Caliphate cannot into France.
Ottoman Empire cannot into Austria.
Economic ideological cannot intos[edit | edit source]
Capitalism cannot into abundance
Communism cannot into state, class, hierarchy, and currency
Fascism cannot into success
Feudalism cannot into legacy
Clay[edit | edit source]
It means land. For example, Polandball often complains to Russiaball for stealing its clay and horses.
This term originated in a YouTube video (broken) posted ranting against Kebab from Serbiaball's point of view. It is from the 'Remove Kebab' copypasta.
The video gave
Bosniaball one chance to give back Serbia's righteous clay.
“ | stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. serbia greattst countrey | ” |
— Remove kebab copypasta, origin of 'clay'
|
"Clay" is probably the result of a literal bad (machine) translation of the word "land" (as in piece of land) from Serbian to English.
Gib[edit | edit source]
German imperative for give. Very common phrases are gib clay or gib sea or gib money. Gib sea is frequently used by landlockeds ( Austriaball,
Boliviaball,
Hungaryball,
Paraguayball,
San Marinoball,
Switzerlandball,
Serbiaball,
Uzbekistanball, Boliviaball...) Gib money Often used by Romaball and
Greeceball (due to debt).
Hue[edit | edit source]
The typical laugh of Brazilball (despite repeating k inumerous times is way more popular) and also of the Lusosphere. [2][3]
Remove HUE is equivalent to the more correct form Remove Feijoada.
Of[edit | edit source]
It's the symbol of broken English. It's often put in random places or, more frequently, after the verb to be. Op is also used as an alternative.
Example: To be of...(Insert any object)
Plox[edit | edit source]
It means please.
Pay de(n)bts[edit | edit source]
Often satirized in Polandball is the fact that many countries owe many other countries money via the International Monetary Fund. Contrary to the popular stereotype of the USAball owing many countries money; due to Polandball's natural eurocentrism, it often involves other countries of Europe owing money to one another. A more popular example is
Greeceball owing
Germanyball money, and constantly (and successfully) begging for more.
Make[edit | edit source]
Sometimes, the word make is put in front of verbs often like making or makes. Also, this word is Makemakeball's Börk.
Stronk[edit | edit source]
Stronk is an eastern European/Russian pronunciation of the word strong. Most commonly used in the context of mocking or showing reverence towards something brutish or powerful that is of eastern European/Russian origin. Meaning of Stronk and Definition of Stronk, it is also the broken pronunciation of "stronk". Example : (Country) Stronk!
Yuo[edit | edit source]
Broken English spelling of you. Everybody cannot say you, except countries that has no accent or the inventor of the English language
Homosex/Homogay/Gender[edit | edit source]
Usually, it could mean countries that like homosexuals or transgender people, or countries that recognize them and don't discriminate against them, with a well-known example being Swedenball and if a country cannot into gender or does not want into gender, they don't recognize homosexuals or transgenders as good, and often discriminates them by using religion, and popular examples of anti-homosexual/homogay/gender countries would be
Russiaball,
Polandball,
Ugandaball or
Vaticanball. Overall, it just means LGBT people or countries that like the LGBT community. In Polandball, homosex, homogay, and gender basically mean the same thing.
Hab[edit | edit source]
Broken English spelling of have and probably originating from German haben. Used only occasionally.
Pigdog[edit | edit source]
A termed used by to refer to America, same meaning like 'Pindos' or 'Yankee'. Commonly used by China
Rage text[edit | edit source]
Rage text is a minor feature of the meme where a country, usually floating, insults with text on its behind. The text is always uppercase and usually red, mixed with "Remove" and various swear words. Sometimes used for Talking crap but without letters uppercase and red. It can be seen in the 2010 cultural heritage cook off when Türkiye was showing kebab to the UN and Serbia came out of nowhere removing the kebab Türkiye was holding.
Strikethrough text[edit | edit source]
This type of text represent jokes and common misconceptions, or sometimes to improve racism.
An example of a Strikethrough text:
“ | Uranusball is |
” |
In order to put a Strikethrough text, put this (if you're using source mode (Source Editor) or in VisualEditor, click on the I button.
<s>Insert text here</s>
Blanda upp/Polandball Fusions[edit | edit source]
"Blanda upp" means "Blend up" in Swedish. This feature is VERY RECENT. Basically, it is two or more countries uniting or fusioning to make a new country. Here are the current ones:
North Koreaball +
South Koreaball =
User:ShanGuy400/United Koreaball
- Lauenburgball + Bütow Land =
Lauenburg and Bütow Landball
Polandball +
Lithuaniaball =
Poland-Lithuaniaball
Cyprusball +
Northern Cyprusball +
Akrotiri and Dhekeliaball =
United Republic of Cyprusball
Denmarkball +
Faroeball +
Finlandball +
Ålandball +
Icelandball +
Norwayball +
Svalbardball +
Swedenball +
+Estoniaball
Greenlandball =
Kalmar Unionball
Netherlandsball +
Flandersball =
Dietslandball
Serbiaball +
Bosniaball +
Croatiaball +
North Macedoniaball +
Sloveniaball +
Montenegroball +
Kosovoball +
Albaniaball=Yugoslaviaball
Netherlandsball +
South Africaball+Brazilball+Malaccaball+Indonesiaball +
Taiwanball +
Belgiumball +
Surinameball +
Luxembourgball +
Sri lankaball+New York Cityball+Mauritiusball=Dutch Empireball
Franceball +
Algeriaball +
Chadball +
Syriaball +
Lebanonball +
Beninball +
Senegalball +
Madagascarball +
Djiboutiball +
Gabonball +
Republic of the Congoball +
Cameroonball+Côte d'Ivoireball +
Togoball+Guineaball +
Burkina Fasoball +
Comorosball +
Central African Republicball +
Maliball +
Mauritaniaball +
Mauritiusball +
Seychellesball +
Moroccoball +
Quebecball +
Louisianaball +
Vietnamball +
Cambodiaball +
Laosball +
Haitiball +
French Guianaball +
New Caledoniaball =
French Empireball
Serbiaball +
Montenegroball =
Serbia and Montenegroball
UKball +
USAball +
Canadaball +
Australiaball +
New Zealandball +
Indiaball +
Pakistanball +
Bangladeshball +
Bhutanball+Myanmarball +
Nepalrawr+Sri Lankaball +
Maldivesball +
Malaysiaball +
Tringapore +
Hong Kongball +
South Africaball +
Ghanaball +
Somaliaball +
Zimbabweball +
Kenyaball +
Ugandaball +
Zambiaball +
Sierra Leoneball +
Sudanball +
South Sudanball +
Libyaball+Lesothoball
Eswatiniball +
Cameroonball+Nigeriaball +
Gambiaball +
Tanzaniaball +
Namibiaball+Bahamasball +
Fijiball +
Jamaicaball +
Barbadosball +
Trinidad and Tobagoball +
Grenadaball +
Papua New Guineaball +
Fijiball +
Samoaball +
Tuvaluball +
Solomon Islandsball =
British Empireball
Belgiumball +
Democratic Republic of the Congoball +
Rwandaball+Burundiball=Belgian Empireball
Irelandball +
Northern Irelandball = Irish Free Stateball
Guatemalaball +
El Salvadorball +
Hondurasball +
Nicaraguaball +
Costa Ricaball +
Panamaball (maybe) =
Federal Republic of Central Americaball.
Russiaball +
Armeniaball +
Azerbaijanball +
Belarusball +
Georgiaball +
Kazakhstanbrick +
Kyrgyzstanball +
Moldovaball +
Tajikistanball +
Turkmenistanball +
Ukraineball +
Uzbekistanball +
Latviaball +
Lithuaniaball +
Estoniaball =
Soviet Unionball
Czechiaball +
Slovakiaball =
Czechoslovakiaball
Austriaball +
Hungaryball =
Austria-Hungaryball
Poland is not yet lost[edit | edit source]
Poland is not yet lost is a term used by Poland when he is lost or some countries talking about someone missing in Polandball. It became a meme because Poland is not yet lost is also the 1st verse of Poland's anthem.