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    This user is Orthodox.
    "Revive Byzantine!"

    This user is Christian.
    "Father, Son and Holy Spirit"

    File:Theismball.png This user is Theist.
    "God is real"

    This user is Religious.
    "Faith is of good!"

    This user is Nationalist.
    "Long live our nation and homeland!"

    File:Authoritarianball.png This user is Authoritarian.
    "Censor content and limit their freedom!!"

    This user is Socialist.
    "Work harder! We are the leftists! Work work work!"

    File:Centrismball.png This user is Centrist.
    "Radicalism is Anti-Democratic!"

    This user is Monarchist.
    "Kingdoms are noble and cultural! God save the King!"

    This user follows the Juche idea.
    "For our Glorious Leader! Death to pigdog imperialism!"

    This user is Statist.
    "The State reigns. The State is sacred."

    This user is Capitalist.
    "Marx Was Wrong Capitalists Stronk!"

    This user is Conservative.
    "Keep it long! We love nativity!"

    This user is Eco-Friendly.
    "You must take care of our Earth!"

    This user is Finnish.
    "Perkele!"

    This user is Russian.
    "SOYUZ NERUSHIMIY RESPUBLIK SVOBODNICH"

    This user is French.
    "Hon hon hon, je suis baguette!"

    This user is Swedish.
    "Börk Börk"

    File:Crimea-0.png This user is Crimean.
    "I am not of Ukrainian!"

    This user is Eurasian.
    "Long live our motherland!"

    This user is Byzantine.
    "Im coming for u KEBAB!"

    File:2ballnew.png This user is Caucasic / White.
    "We are the western ethnicity!"

    default Zis user ist eine anschlusser.


    This user has been on the Polandball Wiki since 2017 (7 years).

    This user is heterosexual.
    "I like my opposite sex."

    File:Lol.jpg This user likes memes.
    "o shit waddup!"
    File:Black-question-mark-square-icon-hi.png This user can make unexpected things
    "I am mysterious"

    This user Likes Roki Vulovic
    "Crni Bombardar!!!"

    This user is currently Semi–active.
    "I have things to do elsewhere"

    This user is For love and happiness!
    "For love and happiness! Statism rules!"


    This user is a mapper.
    "I can make maps, and i can into mapping!"




























    Crimea is Serbia. Catalonia is Russia. Kosovo is Spain.



    My previous account (notice glorious 3 717 edits)




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    user coat of arms:
    The mottoo is located upon a winged piece of long old-looking paper at the bottom of the coat of arm and it is says: "For love and happiness!"
    Compartment is made from grass and flowers.
    The Order is the Order of the White Raven. It's badge is a white raven's full profile. The collar of the Order is made of repeating golden double-head eagles, white suns from the flag, white Greek crosses and the badge's smaller versions. Each of them repeats for 10 times. The collar is going around the shield and is lying upon grass and flowers.
    The left supporter is a modern soldier with a sword. The right supporter is a swan. From the back of the supporters there are coming the user flag and the userball flag, similarly to the coat of arms of Belgium.
    The shield is divided into four parts. In the left-top corner there is red Latin-type cross with blue borders on green background. In the right-top corner is mimicing the userball flag with the difference that it has more cubical form. The left-bottom corner has a black swan siluette on white background. In right-bottom corner there is a white broken sword on orange background. In the center there is a smaller coat of arms. It has a full profile of a white raven on black background.
    The shield is crowned by a natural laurel. The smaller shield inside of the shield has a crown of its own. This crown doesn't have any specification, it is a standard deafult heraldic crown. The helmet upon the shield is of a modern model, but not any particular model. It is of grey colour and upon it there is the white sun symbol. The helmet's mantling is black and white.
    Upon the helmet instead of a torse there is a metallic cog with a metallic Greek cross within it. The crest is a realistic golden double headed eagle with spread wings and golden laurels around each of the heads.
    Mantle and pavilion are black with small white ravens from the coat of arms as decorations. The pavilion is decorated with small double-headed and one-headed eagles in a chain. The crown is a larger variation of the crown from the smaller coat of arms and is surrounded by a green laurel, similar to that is upond the shield.

    |-|Answers= Ask me questions and I'll answer them here.

    >do I exist?
    It is very possible.
    >Is the universe and everything that it consists a hollogram?
    No, I have been told by those who I can rely upon in this regard.
    >why ball is round?
    It depends from which specific ball is in question.
    >Why is anything?
    Because of the force of love.
    >are you gay?
    No, I'm closexual. Check on Sexual Orientations Wiki.
    >Why?
    Because of the ultimate fulfillment of the cause and meaning outside of time and space caused by its total existence.
    >When is Tord coming back?
    Always.
    >What is your favourite video game?
    Little Big Planet 2 and Lego Indiana Jones: The Adventure Continues.
    >Are you high?
    Yes use to be kinda.
    >Do you like Tourism just like me?
    Yes.
    >Am I dumb?
    Fifty-fifty.
    >Is Neymar a diving cheat?
    99% possibility
    >do you worship the church of el risitas shitposting hub
    No, I can't worship A CHURCH.
    >Is it the Nutshack?
    nein
    >Do you live in Tampere?
    No, I live near Helsinki.
    >Tourist Season. When it is tourist season, why don't we shoot the tourists, like we do with ducks?
    Because they have money.
    >How does the Menstruation cycle work?
    1. There's a small egg inside of a woman.

    2. It is growing up.

    3. When it is grown up it decides to go outside.

    4. Some red cell bois follow it.

    5. Another egg is born. What happens to the grown cell is a great mystery and nobody of the organism's inhabitants knows it.
    >where are your fingers?
    Somewhere in my city.
    >How much steel can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck ice?
    Much
    >Is Von Stroheim best JoJo Husbando?
    No.
    >Tell me about 10 PROS and CONS about China brokering a Israelite-Palestinian deal. Do not plagarize pls
    Pros:

    1. China finally get some attention.

    2. Chinese people will have something to read and watch about.

    3. Everyone else as well.

    4. That just sounds like a very nice sentence.

    5. Nor Israel nor Palestine has yellow on its flag, but China does.

    6. More diverse opinions.

    7. Intregue hurr hurr

    9. newspaper writers will have more money

    10. I finally can go to bed.

    Cons:

    1. Uganda didn't have any attention.

    2. It is "Israeli", not "Israelite".

    3. There is still no purple in their flags.

    4. People will not concentrate about on actual problems of their lives while listening to the news.

    5. Boring statement, no actual action.

    6. newspaper buyers will lose more money

    7. nothing nazbol

    8. no Pepe

    9. no actual aid

    10. I had to write this
    >Was Al Capone worser then Pablo Escobar? Tell me every single thing he did
    Moriarty was the worst.

    >Tell me every single thing he did

    That's not even a question.
    >Why is Communist Music so Catchy and Nice
    because it's with pepper
    >can you make my card? XD
    nonono
    >On a scale of 55 to 22, how many humans can fit in a bucket?
    54.5
    >What is the meaning of life?
    Ultimate fulfullement of existence and purpose.
    >Where did cheese culture come from and when did it start
    In Eurasia before the birth of Christ.
    >Can you make my card?
    no
    >Give me access to Hillary's emails
    hillary.clinton@gmail.com
    >when will this post end
    now
    >Why do hot dogs come in packages of ten and hot dog buns come in packages of eight?
    because somebody decided it would be a nice prank
    >Are you gay
    I'm closexual. I married my sock.


    File:Clothersloverflag.png
    International closexual flag


    https://sexual-orientation.wikia.com/wiki/Closexualism


    >Why am I asking this?
    Because you want to make a nice joke.
    >What do you think of the CZ-805 and the AK-12?
    Nice stuff.
    >how are you
    okay
    >Why do you keep doing so many of these?
    Becuase they're fun.
    >Why are they fun
    Because I keep doing so many of them.
    >What is the meaning behind poopy di scoop?
    Fully automated dystopian future where the reality will be manipulated with transdimensional electoimpulses.
    >Your thoughts on Death Grips?
    They're original.
    >How would you review Year of the Snitch?
    "Hi, I'm gonna review this... No, I'm out."
    >which one do you like more, burritos or tacos
    burritos
    >Should i cease to exist?
    I think no but it's your choice.
    >how do you spell answer
    ään-swuer
    >Do you like feijoada?
    No-yes-no-yes-neutral.

    |-|Countries I visited= Finland
    Estonia
    Sweden
    Russia
    Norway
    Italy
    France
    Switzerland
    Austria
    Germany
    Poland
    Belarus
    San Marino
    Portugal (the country itself and Madeira)
    Spain (Catalonia and Canares)
    Greece (Crete)
    Bulgaria
    UK (England, Scotland and Wales)
    Hungary
    Latvia
    Lithuania
    Netherlands
    Belgium
    Luxemburg
    Czech Republic
    Slovakia
    Slovenia
    Croatia
    |-|Friends= Mangoorange - My first friend on this wiki. He used to be DDR fan.
    File:Avastri-icon.png Avastri - A really nice guy. Really didn't want infighting on this wiki and was kinda a peace activist. Currently moved to Future Polandball Wiki where he acts a bureaucrat and an administrator.

    File:Cactus Vikings-icon.png Mr. Bozita - a meme warlord
    Polandball & Mapping Slovenia aka PMS - Liberal furry as he describes himself.
    TheFirstR3vE - My first Armenian friend
    Brastal (Baradovic) - Kebab defender.
    Chinasovgud - Fantastic drawer!
    Lingball - A Chinese monarchist.
    Amal1122 - Syrian ISIS and FSA remover.
    FezKebab - Malasyan kebab.
    File:CND-USACool-icon (New).png Canadian USACool - A nice guy.
    HungarianMapper17 - A Hungarian friend.
    OfficialAussieMapper - First Australian I ever spoke in my entire life. jk
    Stronk Indonesiaball - A truly great user. Recently was globalled by FANDOM for not liking gay secc.
    KingBojan File:KingBojan-icon-0.png - A Serbian monarchist friend. Had a conflict with a liberal atheist AYAkyll and get voluntarily blocked.
    TheRealStuff Mapping - He is mapping real stuff.
    File:Akkokun-icon (Shiny).png AkkoKun aka Atsuko Kagari - Weaboo monarchist
    WoWnTn - Another Turkish friend.
    Jimosuna - An Armenian-Mexican friend.
    iMatter - A communist friend.
    Viking Contributor - A viking friend. We agreed to be friends formerly, but since I supported Spanish government instead of Catalonian separatists he declared that I'm a poo-poo evil fascist imperialist and I'm no more his friend. I still view him as my friend despite his protests because I think that everybody should be friends and that isn't a worthy reason for stopping a friendship.
    Heater123 - A Polish-Jewish-Russian-American-Romanian friend.
    ByzantivmBall - A nice friendly user, likes Byzantium.
    TheRealStuff Mapping Official - A good Slav friend who can into space.
    Polandballfangirl685468 aka Nisa - KingBojan's girlfriend.
    AytomiX - An English friend.
    SuperMobb - A super friend.
    Othmann Al-Reshad aka A Malayan who loves Turkish Traditions - An Ottoman Malasyan friend. He's a kebab.
    Hayastanball - Another Armenian friend.
    Cilindar-icon.png.gif Cilindar - An old man who is hiding at my attic.
    OrthodoxSerbia - Another Serbian friend.
    File:Crev29-icon.png Crev29 File:Crev29-icon (King).png - Communist or/and Monarchist friend.
    https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/polandball/images/4/44/Jirl124-icon.png/revision/latest?cb=20180507200311 Jirl124 - Another Communist friend.
    FezBroball - Another kebab friend.
    TheMemeTurk
    Saxiball - A Finnish monarchist.
    Legionnaire12 - A tragic user. I liked him in some ways but we had disagreements and he acted bad to other users. That get him exposed to FANDON and they globalled him for not being politically correct enough. Everyone on this wiki hates him and he kinda deserved it. But he's still my friend.
    CantoneseDragon - A Chinese heavenly socialist and a member of the Nazbol Gang. Unlike many Chinese he didn't simply take commie or libtard side, but ascended into heavenly socialism and the Nazbol Gang. FANDOM couldn't stand such meme-radiating glory and very recently managed to globally ban him.
    NJBall - A new friend.
    Peruwu - A new friend.
    Minnesotan Mapping - Even newer friend wow
    Arsonist Firefly54 aka Hellenic Napalm - Greek-Australian Monarchist Metaxist friend.
    Randomname140 - Romanian monarchist friend.
    Infernoof - Anti-FANDOM revolutionary friend.
    nashorntangle - Australian Reich friend.
    Kenshi2900 mapping - New Philippino friend.
    File:Loganball-icon.gif File:Loganball-Anschluss-icon.png ItIsLoganballMyDudes - A friend who for some reason likes Logan Paul
    Trengal - First Bengali friend.
    Kael - Friend from Texas.
    VardanC - More Armenian friends! yay
    LCPLOwen - Russian-American friend.
    Hydra Gamer - Heil Hydra!
    The Planless Crashman - Weaboo friend.
    UltraSuperman/Jordan - Russian-American Monarchist friend.
    File:Ethan-icon.pngEthantheArmo2002 - Yes, that good old Ethan. He returned.
    ChetniksBall - Serbian friend who loves his country.
    File:Achi-icon.png Achi File:Achi-Commie-icon.pngFile:Achi-Cube-icon.pngFile:Achi-Tangle-icon.png - Dutch-Russian friend.
    Germany Deutschland - Bulgarian friend.
    RemoveCapitalism - Another Communist friend.
    JAR2004 - Spanish Cilindar |-|Opinion map= Something may be not entirely correct:

    |-|Ideology=






    This user is Orthodox.
    "Revive Byzantine!"
    This user is Christian.
    "Father, Son and Holy Spirit"
    File:Theismball.png This user is Theist.
    "God is real"
    This user is Nationalist.
    "Long live our nation and homeland!"
    File:Centrismball.png This user is Centrist.
    "Radicalism is Anti-Democratic!"
    This user is Monarchist.
    "Kingdoms are noble and cultural! God save the King!"
    This user is Statist.
    "The State reigns. The State is sacred."
    This user is Capitalist.
    "Marx Was Wrong Capitalists Stronk!"
    This user is Eco-Friendly.
    "You must take care of our Earth!"
    This user is Conservative.
    "Keep it long! We love nativity!"
    This user is Finnish.
    "Perkele!"
    This user is Russian.
    "SOYUZ NERUSHIMIY RESPUBLIK SVOBODNICH"
    This user is French.
    "Hon hon hon, je suis baguette!"
    File:Crimea-0.png This user is Crimean.
    "I am not of Ukrainian!"
    This user is Eurasian.
    "Long live our motherland!"
    This user is Byzantine.
    "Im coming for u KEBAB!"
    default Zis user ist eine anschlusser.

    I will describe my opinions about the best form of government later. |-|Gallery= This is kinda gallery but it also contains other things than simply images.

    This user is Eurasian.
    "Long live our motherland!"
    File:Anarchoprimitivism.png This user is Anarcho-Primitivist.
    "Tear down the civilization!"
    This user is National-Bolshevik.
    "For the Gang! Down with globalist capitalism!"
    This user is Strasserite.
    "It is called National-SOCIALISM for a reason!"
    This user is Statist.
    "The State reigns. The State is sacred."
    This user is Far-Right.
    "Right wing best wing!"
    This user supports Fourth Political Theory.
    "From shame and shadow recast. In black and gold reborn."
    This user is Falangist.
    "Viva Franco, Viva España!"
    File:National Legionary Stateball.png This user is Legionarist.
    "Iron faith and iron will!"
    File:236465737.png This user is Anarcho-Capitalist.
    "Well, it doesn't violate the NAP."


    |-|Vote= <poll> What do you think of me? You're nice and I agree with you ideologically. You're nice but I disagree with you ideologically. You're not nice and I disagree with you ideologically. You're not nice but I agree with you ideologically. </poll>
    <poll> What do you think of my userball? Super! Nice. Ok. k meh actually it's bad why?... </poll> <poll> Yes yes yes? Yes yes yes! No no no! I think it's a house. </poll> <poll> ur mom gay lol no u (I you chose this simple one you have a big gay) ur dad lesbian ur granny is tranny ur sister a mister ur drandpap a trap ur family tree LGBT ur ancestors incestors ur family reunion a homosexual communion you're uncle suckles I disagree but respect your opinion. got me there </poll> </tabber>

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