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    “ EXTERMINATE!!! ”
     
    — Securitron in combat mode, Fallout New Vegas, given context as anyone (except for staff, yes they are obviously the boss) who dares to edit my user page without my permission will get the Anschluss treatment.

    <tabber> |-|Flag jumpscare =

    Ngl seeing my flag having the aspect ratio of the 'Murican 10:19 makes my eyes bleed

    |-|Profile =

    “ Oh, the Syrian people, tell me who do you love? They answered in a million voices: "We don't want anyone, except for you, o Bashar!" (O, We'll vote for you, o Bashar!) ”
     
    — Rami Kazour with pro-Assad Syrians singing in the background


    “ Arizonian senator do be mad sussy! ”
     
    — Among Us fans when they see John McCain


    “ DARLING, YOU IDIOT!!! ”
     
    — ⚡ A furious Lum about to electrocute Ataru Moroboshi by yelling at the latter as he gets caught cheating, Urusei Yatsura


    “ GRIFFITH!!! ”
     
    — Guts yelling at Griffith for r*ping Casca, Berserk


    “ 🎵 Tell me what, tell me what, tell me what you want
    I don't know why, don't know why, don't know why you afraid
    Tell me what, tell me what, tell me what you say
    I don't know why, don't know why, too late, it's too late 🎵     		”
     
    — Penpals singing "Tell me Why"


    “ This fire is out of control
    I'm gonna to burn this city, burn this city     		”
     
    — Franz Ferdinand singing "This Fire" as the Cyberpunk Edgerunners intro plays, and no don't you dare get confused with that late archduke


    “ 🎵 (Kiełba, bimber, bimber)
    (I pierogi i pierogi)
    (Kiełba, bimber)
    Po-po-po-polska
    W Polsce są wściekli kibole
    Wyjdź z tym disco, hardbass wolę
    Kiełba, bimber i pierogi
    Ruski gopnik, ja pierdole
    W Polsce są śliczne dziewczyny
    Śliczne dziewczyny
    W Polsce są dziurawe drogi
    Kiełba, bimber i pierogi
    Po-po-polska Po-po-po-polska
    Po-po-polska Po-po-po-polska
    Po-po-polska Po-po-po-polska
    Po-po-polska Po-po-po-polska 🎵     		”
     
    — Frequ & Ninka singing in Alan Aztec's "Polska"


    “ That's Polandball wiki for you. They leave out useful infomation in their pages, and that's why I came here in the first place. ”
     
    — Luke (TheElectricBomb) spitting facts that the average Polandball Wiki user writes useful/miscellaneous information despite the lacking content of certain articles 💀
    “ 👵: I'm gonna say the N-word!
    🐧🐧🐧🐧: That's racist you can't say the n-word!!!


    *Penguins of Madagascar screaming a war cry as they crash Nana with a safari Jeep*

    		”
     
    — Penguins of Madagascar stop racism, prologue

    CD-R Kek, formally known as Can't live without rice in this wiki, is a self-taught editor who gets confused in navigating in the phone.

    Affiliation

    CD-R King (namesake, from 2011 until collapse in 2019 R.I.P.)

    Icons

    File:SCIS CDR KEK-icon.png Me and Anschluss form (I can into SCIS now! But I dunno what that means)
    File:CDR Kek Guardian Council-icon.png Guardian Council
    Gaddafi's son Saif

    Colors

    Black symbolizes my introversion, Green, strength (just like this guy, although I'm not Muslim nor the Incredible Hulk, lol), and Gold, identity, wealth and energy (Yes, I'm energetic just like the main character from one of my favorite manga/anime series even though the color scheme of this flag as a whole is inspired by the character's appearance in general except for her blue eyes kekekek).

    Triband colors

    Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
    Black 0, 0, 0 C0-M0-Y0-K100 #000000
    Hungary's Green (unofficial, I don't care whatever shade of green you can put ;) ) 71,117,80 C37-M0-Y29-K56 #477050
    Philippine Yellow (1946) or Fluorescent Orange (according to Robert Cooper's Color Namer) 255, 206, 0 C0-M19-Y100-K0 #FFCE00

    The purple signifies independence and my dislike of imperialism, a combination of my former flag's blue and red colors, both colors resembling the Western bloc and the Eastern bloc, respectively, both factions in which I tell to f*ck off, kek.

    Emblem colors (Lone star)

    Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
    Plum Purple 97, 15, 62 C0-M32-Y14-K62 #610F3E

    Colors (Old)

    Main Colors

    Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
    National Flag Blue 0, 24, 64 C100-M63-Y0-K75 #001840
    Philippine Red (1946) 193, 5, 60 C0-M97-Y69-K24 #C1053C

    Emblem Colors

    Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
    Gray 165, 165, 165 0, 0, 0, 35 #A5A5A5
    Philippine Yellow (1946) 255, 206 0 C0-M19-Y100-K0 #FFCE00
    Green 0, 165, 0 C100-M0-Y100-K35 #00A500
    Brown 137, 83, 55 C0-M39-Y60-K46 #895337

    |-|Relationships =

    Official friends

    • Lehon222 - First friend, oh you don't recognize Israel and Kosovo (Terima kasih for not recognizing the latter.)? It's fine to me, I guess, wait, you're recognizing the anti-pirate former British colony and unrecognized state of Somaliland? Me too!
    • Indohuman - Yes, we both can into eatings op rice! :D
    • Hyebun - We both like to recognize Taiwan remove NFTs, cringe toxic PNGTubers and drink Nestea together! *gasp* You like the 🥔🏀 Baltics, I like the Baltics too!
    • UnobtainableTrail2 - Same as Indohuman!
    • Chris Lee - We both hate Arizonian Neocuck McCain for hating on Palestine and for recognizing fake country kebab!
    • Luke - Yes, we're both active by talking and edit misleading information in this wiki. But not only those, we both hate some, if not, most separatists. And I finally can into Dem-Soc like you! But why do you hate comrade anarchy?
    • File:Edit(user)-icon.png 8random8edits - *sees mysterious energy again* Long story short, I like this user's quotes, their unusual userpage, and their invention of Anti Translation Countries with JNJ1308. (Can São Tomé and Príncipe replace their "and" into an "e"?)
    • Zedroball - Fellow cat lover, just like Hyebun, we all recognize Taiwan, hate Kosovo, removing fascists, hating this snobby clay-stealing, cat-eating piece of shit and its fucking boom-boom obsessed puppet.
    • MillyEllie - Hello there, this is the first time I'm friends with a brony, did you know that there's a userbox for that?
    • Kimreich's good counterpart/Anschlusser Nuke Me M8 - Funny dude who claims to be controlling the DPRK (and makes its page his favorite) and fellow Xireich hater. How satisfied are you after Carrie Lam finished her term?
    • 🥖 Cheebow - my new Hon Terran friend that is so much into baguettes et beaucoup amis, honhonhonhon!
    • UndertaleGamer1000 - Fellow Israel/Palestine recognizer and Kosovo hater, and somehow my American version, we both hate cringe YouTubers, Mr Incredible meme farmer Mr Dweller and trolling, racist Discord user and PNGTuber Meowbahh!
    • The3Kittens - Aww nice name, I love kittens! 😻 Newest friend and can into dislikings Miraculous Ladybug personally just like me!
    • Icantthinkofanamexd - My third Indonesian friend that likes to upload icons and shitpost like me, I'm currently helping this guy find some sources of the images of the infobox of all countryballs.
    • File:Jose-icon.png No way, Jose - My third Latino (actually second white Latino if I don't count Luke as white) friend, this guy claims I drew art of him, when in reality, I still haven't but it was actually Devint who made a simple, realistic art of him.
      • File:Jose-icon.png: Yeah, i thought that Devint's art was from you, sorry, i was confused.

    Unofficial relations

    • JNJ1308 - It's a long story, this lad here is a fellow editor, with a sensible, mature and somehow cynical personality. I respect his anti-imperialist views ultrabased, but the only things that I disagree with this user is that he only recognizes all UN members and observers, he does not want Armenia to anschluss expand its territorial boundaries, specifically it mostly wants Azerbaijan's clay, and lastly he does not recognize Taiwan as the real China. But first of all, at least I don't recognize Scotland's independence some UNPO members. Secondly, Azerbaijan is the jerk aggressor and a denier of the Armenian genocide. And lastly, just like UndertaleGamer, the ROC is an independent country of its own, not Chinese Taipei, the South China sea dispute is crucial for Xi Reich to anschluss the little democratic guy. So in conclusion, I still respect your opinions, but to some of them, I disagree with. BUT WHY ARE YOU PRO-CAPITALIST AND YOU RECOGNIZING REFERENDUMS OF IRRELEVANT ANSCHLUSSED STATES!?!?! THAT'S IT, AND DON'T YOU DARE MAKE ME RECOGNIZE THE INDEPENDENCE OF YOUR STUPID SEAFORT AS EXCHANGE!!!!!
      • : Well... It's hard to explain the recognitions... No matter how I put it, it'll sound like I'm over-Russifying, which I don't wanna do... And I don't recognise that silly seafort either mate, you're safe. And the capitalism...? I can't exactly picture how you're meant to live in a communist society, or anything else along those lines... Yeah, if it sounds like I don't exactly know what nonsense I'm going on about, I don't. I honestly dunno what I'm saying here, so if you can, gimme a further context in the situations.
      • : Well to be specific in the communist society part, Ho Chi Minh's ideology was megabased for having open borders and more economic and social freedom unlike its comrade ideologies.
      • : But that doesn't explain my point... How exactly are you meant to live in a society where you don't own anything? One of the main points of communism is how you don't own anything, and literally all aspects of life are ran by the state...
      • : That's because, I AM THE STATE. Okay okay, the communism thing I used as an ideology? It's actually in sympathy, not in practice.
      • : Okay...? But if you don't believe in Capitalism, and you don't believe in Communism, what do you believe in?
      • : Dem Succ Soc.
      • : So, a mix between the two in a way, or am I getting things wrong? Like, what's the definition of Demo-Socialism?
      • : I'm going to have a fun time explaining this one.
      • : How'd you get here!? Ummm... Go ahead?
    • Nice YouTube channels We moved to 8.12 - Hi, you're one of the only youtubers (aside from this guy) that can into wiki, it's very based of you to convince China to let go of Taiwan, Hong Kong and hate on edgelord gaming, but why do you hate sports, love Pakistan and this fake country?
    • Shiningflair - ¡Oye!, it's one of those admins who helped me remove users from my hates list, ¡gracias, mi señora!, I even supported your request for rights on becoming a bureaucrat! And thanks for being one of the inspirations of my flag by simply putting warm-colored stars on a solid green, aside from Beer brat's black and gold, Coffin dancer's lone star, and Libya's green! I see that you're a Potterhead like me, but which Hogwarts house are you? Mine's 🐍 Slytherin because of my association with el color verde just like the aforementioned Green Libya, for the sake of Snape! ;(
    • Dude from PB Fanon wiki - I pity you if you didn't teach yourself how to learn netspeak slangs like "plox", "goofy ahh", "based and cringe", "bluepill and redpill", nor "choom" and/nor deez nuts ha!.

    Neutral

    (Just everyone on the wiki I guess.)

    Ambiguous relations

    (Note: Though I am already aware that adding PBW users on hates and enemies sections are considered a violation to wiki rules, the following list below shows me having mixed-up opinions on these users' viewpoints (whether they are extremist or not) towards either the Wiki and/or IRL politics.)


    • AToxicPerson - Based ultranat Albanian, but Jesus Cristo, hombre keeps on judging countries whether they recognize Kosovo as independent and whatnot. (Though the only things I disapprove about him is how he wants some non/anti-Kosovo recognizers and states that have withdrawn recognition to be popped out of existence by removing them in unrealistic ways.) At least the only thing I've seen good in this madlad is him complementing other countries and surprisingly, even some non-Kosovo recognizers.
    • Peruanoball - An editor who got blocked way long before I founded my userpage, the only things I disapprove of this disappeared dude is him condemning, threatening other editors via homophobia, and his lack of competency on achieving successful edits which resulted the former two. (You even made Polandball girl stressed out right after you got blocked.) 😭😡
    • Am I dead - He wanted to make Gibraltar become Spanish again after centuries for being British overseas territory, until one day, the insolent Spaniard got blocked as he himself wanted to revive the Confederacy according to his friends outside of the wiki.
    • Lumpacious - Don't know who you are but why are you so impolite!?! Calling my compatriot Filipinos retarded keyboard warriors about the Sabah dispute, you're toxic (Not all Filipinos give a damn about that dispute, except for the Bangsamoro Muslims), supporting the Algerian puppet and Battlefield 4 in their respective conflicts!?! How could you!?!
    • Philippine State - Former userball flag stealer, Inactive compatriot who just caused a drama in the now-defunct Fun Games forum for correcting a debate on stereotypes by my fellow lad.
    • Alina (Castro) Fernández's follower Cubano - I'm surprised you either used a VPN (if you used actual local Wi-Fi router) or mobile data from saved earnings just to access the internet and this very wiki, but why must you support the File:Anti-Cuba-icon.png right-wing protests in your clay just like your fellow dissidents!?!
    • File:Ion-icon.png The first edgelord "gamer" - ... ...As a furry remover, I have to disagree with your "gamer" revision of zoophilia as part of LGBT. If it weren't for your random furry edit in the Gay and Lesbian Kingdomball page, it never would've been locked thanks to your "gamer" revision!
    • Another edgelord gamer - *finishes reading this user's wiki* Would you please stop calling me "Asian man" and my friend "g*y furry" by entitling yourself as our "worst nightmare" to us, you bigoted extremist!?!

    |-|Gallery and Art =

    Gallery & Art

    |-|Opinions on countries (and people) =

    Good

    • Philippinesball - Best country but to make yourself rich, the 1st class cities, the foreign migrant workers and OFWs must contribute to themselves. So Halal Mode! And I can into stoppings ob drug users like you kekekekekek But stop kissing the Dimsum's boots!
    • Mexicoball and Canadaball - Your lifestyles and cultures can into better than your overrated neighbor! But what the fuck, Canada? Why did you massacre innocent natives?!? They've done nothing wrong to you!!! At least Mexico gives them clay to live in!
    • Japanball - Based culture, I can into liking cats like you! I'm so sorry that that your ex-PM got shot. But the only thing I don't like about you is some of your people, especially your government refuse to recognize the atrocities of the Second World War. ಥ╭╮ಥ
    • Indonesiaball - Plox stop being toxic whenever we play Counter Strike Fellow otaku and drug removing buddy, gib us halal Indomie and Aice ice cream, and two of my friends in this wiki are born in its clay! Pero Jesus Kristo plox stop burning your rainforests ;-;
    • HUE - Huehuehuehuehue, Blue Sky's Rio duology is filmed in its clay, and a good hot climate country to visit. And plox stop deforesting yourself just like Indonesia.
    • Hong Kongball - Thanks for not re-electing that traitor Lam.
    • Taiwanball - You're a real country kekekek
    • Switzerlandball Gib Nestlé products kekekekek!
    • Denmarkball - Thx for gibbing us Legos kekekek!
    • Moroccoball - Gib counter-terrorist weapons! And I don't recognize Algerian and Turkish puppets for you! Kekekekek!
    • New Zealandball, Vietnamball, Chileball, Swedenball, Finlandball, Denmarkball and Baltics! - New Zealand, I like your peacekeeping forces and partial neutrality, Vietnam, We both hate island hogging shit (plox stop eating cats ;-;), Chile, nice militaries, Sweden, gib furniture and Minecraft kekekek, Finland, let's drink coffee together, Estonia, Artur Rehi, Estoniaball Animations and FlyingKitty are born in your clay, so you can into Nordic (｡♡‿♡｡), Latvia, mmm gib potatoes ( ╹▽╹ ), and Lithuania, let's go dribble some basketballs together! 🏀( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ᕤ
    • Ukraineball - (speaking in AAVE) Aight you betta protect yourself against them Ruskies
    • Red, White, and Black band Arab trio against conflicts - Despite the circumstances, all of you can into brighter future. Iraq, that's some badass military ya got there, Syria, same as 'Raq's but I don't give a damn if the both of you being Iranian puppets, and Yemen, please overcome those god forsaken Houthis. ;-; ;-;
    • Armeniaball - I recognize your genocide and your sibling!
    • PNG file's kid - Poor little one, in 2027, you will be into independent and into ASEAN! (Even though you're way too far from Indonesia)
    • Little Brazil but poorer af - Same as Bougainville! Plox win over the dispute over Australia
    • Ethiopiaball - Both of our countries like to ban our overseas workers in this enslaving fucked up business hellhole
    • Somalia but colonized by fish and chips - I'm proud to the fact you're recognizing Taiwan and not this clay-stealing fucker, but more importantly we both like injera!
    • Fernandezreich - Islas Malvinas are yours!
    • Serbiaball - If only you could revive Yugoslavia without Milošević and Karadžić's genocide advices. Thanks for showing everyone, including me, the art of kebab removal! Together, we will help Armenia and Greece from getting their asses kicked by Roach and its puppet! Oh and I welcome you for me not recognizing the terrorist puppet.
    • Megabased Lukashenkoreich Belarusball - Fuck white-red-white stripes, all my homies hate white-red-white stripes I love your flag, aside from Vietnam, you're one of the many dictatorships that I like! Other than complementing you, your human counterparts are kinda cute tho. (๑♡⌓♡๑)
    • Orbánreich (leaning towards to frenemies) - Stop building fences and hating Lego! But why the fuck did you invent Zionism!?! No wonder the the Arab world hates you and prefers your past self so much! Anyways thanks for gibbing us Rubik's cube, the Hide the Pain Harold meme, those lovely Jucika comics and for not criticising my country's drug war like Japan kek.
      Oh, and plox stop recognizing this fake country and don't you dare support your children to rejoin you for your Carpathian irredentist wet dreams to relive... 🦇File:Serbia Tangle icon - .pngOr else...File:Serbia Tangle icon - .png🦇
    • Die Bundeskanzler Nehammerreich - Why the fuck did Adolf Hitler and Ludwig van Beethoven renounce their Austrian and German citizenships, respectively? The fence-building bigot's richer, ex-spouse, thanks for giving us Arnold Schwarzenegger, Red Bull energy, and making peace deals with the Holy Land claimants. Now kiss. 🇦🇹🇭🇺 📜 Oh fuck, I didn't know you two had a toxic relationship. Lmfao But why did your past self stole my flag?
    • Libyan Arab Jamahiriyaball - Allahu Akbar, Allahu Akbar! You're so god damn based, Gaddafi, jolly good show! Thanks for making the Libyan economy rich, it's a shame that the stupid neocuck imperialists fucking killed you, we both fucking hate those fuckers.
    • Yugoslaviaball - Same as Gaddafist Libya but MEGABASED!!!
    • Germanyball - One of my idols for economic progress, don't worry, I now forgive you for your shitty past for all this. I like how you arranged your tricolor flag. Wir haben das gleichen Schwarz und fast den gleichen Goldton wie die Habsburger .
    • Ghanaball - The first country to become independent from colonialism (other than these even though the former six don't have Pan-African colors except for Libya having a black, green, red and white one despite the fact that it's not Sub-Saharan.) and the first with a pan-African flag other than Ethiopia itself, based!!! My flag's template and aspect ratio are modeled after yours!
    • Satanist friend of America Fellow Israel and Palestine recognizer - I support you in your Westen Sahara dispute! And my flag's shade of green unofficially came from yours.
    • Flag stealer #1 Mozambiqueball - Brazil's gun obsessed sibling, but still, gib military training.
    • Uralball - Estonia, Finland and Hungary's biological parent. I like you and your children's cultures, but why is your flag similar to mine's?
    • The OG Congo - Congo without "Democratic" prefix best Congo! It's interesting you coincidentally have the same independence day as South Koreaball and don't have the "democratic" prefix, and ironically, the both of you are more democratic than your dictatorship siblings (the former used to be) with the "democratic" prefix, honhonhon!

    Frenemies

    • The hypocrite - You may be overrated, relevant, a "good", "free" country and all, but stop exploiting the economies of Third World countries by forcing them to become allies with you!!!
    • hypocrite's parent and former Johnson Reich - Same as USA above and Falklands are Argentina's Islas Malvinas!!! And then you don't recognize our friend Armenia's genocide just because it's a vodka puppet and your relations with Turkey will become complicated... Or else maybe you will become Gran Malvinas and all of your overseas territories will be ours jajajaja... And my condolences for your now late Queen.
    • Russiaball - Another good country but plox stop invading Ukraine
    • Israelcube and Palestineball - Jesus Christ's birthplace that I recognize both and have complicated views for, but why y'all keep snatchin' them clays?!? Y'all should make a peace treaty for Pete's sake! (see enemies list for both...)
    • Battlefield 4 (leaning to enemies list) - I used to play BF4 in your clay's capital Baku, but why the fuck are you oppressing your Armenian minority? And how the fuck did you win Eurovision 2011? You just made Estonia cry, apologize to Estonia nao! Or else Armenia and I will invade Baku...
    • Ex-Kaiser Ex-president - Masipag na presidente sa pag aalis ng mga dorogista ngunit gusto mo bang itigil ang paghalik mo sa mga bota ng anak ng puta na tarantadong kumakain ng pusa? (see enemies list...)
    • Armenian removing cockroach Veto power state and Battlefield 4's older sibling (also leaning towards enemies list) - I can into liking with your people and your culture but why can't you recognize Armenian genocide and apologize to your neighbors and ethnic minorities?!?!
    • Not as Third-Way-ish as Obama Newest Reich of the US - I like how you unbanned transgenders from the military but why are you sniffing children's heads controversial?
    • Based Mandelaryk Drug Addict of the South - Plz remove those goddamn drugs, sorry if I stole one of your polticial party's flag, I have a star on it which represents my dislike of both the East and West's respective imperialism. At least we both like your anti-apartheid president.
    • Afwerkiregno - I don't know much about you, but it's kinda beautiful for you that Drew Binsky vlogged in your clay and called you "Little Italy", I have neutral views on your dictatorship. But the only thing I don't like about you is that you kill your opposition groups landlocked Ethiopia in a similar manner to how Chile landlocked Bolivia, pls don't kill me. But you start to hate the US for right after you got your independence, and also why are you buying arms from this greedy fuck?
    • Davao Cityball - I like your Japanese population Remove Kebab, Duterte, Federalism and Dimsum bootlicking!!!
    • Shidbot420's clay - Okay, let's get this straight, I won't ever forgive you for being in a debt trap, committing genocide towards Bengali-speaking East Pakistanis, force converting your non-Muslim population for marriage reasons, licking Xi Jinping's boots, denying the Armenian genocide, recognizing Kosovoball it's your kebab-defending government is what I hate, not your people. But outside of that, I like how Shidbot420 is born in your clay, The Senator Armstrong boss fight from Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance being set on an abandoned US air base in your clay, and this meme. Your films are cringey to watch.

    Terrible


    • McKidneys - Why the fuck did you kill my people!?!?
    • Orange Hitler - FUCK YOU FOR DISSOLVING MEXICO, CUBA AND PALESTINE'S RELATIONS!!! But still thanks for making Morocco normalize relations with Israel and giving arms aid to Armenia.
    • Austrian Empireball and Kurwaball - The only evil flag stealers!!! Austrian Empire, why the fuck you anschluss Poland and Hungary, you imperalist bitch!?! and Kurwa(i), why you stole Poland's swear!?!
    • NFTs - STOP SCAMMING NETIZENS WITH YO PUNK ASS CRINGE ART!
    • John "Maverick" McCain - STOP HATING ON RUSSIA'S ALLIES AND SUPPORTING WESTERN IMPERIALISM, YOU NEOCUCK!!!
      • : Assad must go!
      • : Who must go?
      • : ...
      • : 😂🤣😂🤣😂 (laughs as McCain just got Assad'ed)
        (If only your body were ever buried in Europe, I would've had the legal permission as an adult in the future to throw your later -withered corpse kek)
    • Ex-Kaiser (whenever he becomes neo-Nazi) - FUCK YOU FOR CALLING OBAMA'S MOTHER A WH*RE AND THEN VISIT JERUSALEM AFTER FANTASIZING ADOLF HITLER DESPITE THE FACT THAT YOUR EX-WIFE HAS JEWISH HERITAGE!!! NO WONDER PALESTINE PRAISES YOUR ANTISEMITISM!!!
    • SICK FUCKS - LONG STORY SHORT, THEIR WAR CRIMES ARE SOO LONG TO BE LISTED, SO LONG IT'S GONNA TAKE ME AN ETERNITY TO EXPLAIN WHY I OBVIOUSLY I HATE THESE GENOCIDAL MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
    • L'actuel Empereur du pays des Grenouilles - Why would you have to criticize Islam and support imperialism!?! No wonder the Muslim world hates you! And don't make me sing the third verse of Algeria's anthem!

    Globalist Asshole - Fuck you for causing the Asian economic crisis by fucking up Thailand's economy!!! (If you were buried in your native Hungary, I too, would have legal permission as an adult in the future to throw your later-withered corpse just like McCain kek)

    |-|Opinions on video games =

    • Roblox - Nice prison simulators like Jailbreak, survive a disaster games like Natural Disaster Survival, obbies and time-wasting tycoons but remove R63 cuz so many sus mfers go down bad on some Lego-inspired figures (Haram 🛑✋)
    • Minecraft - hmm, now to build stuff in creative mode...
    • 🌻🧟 Plants vs Zombies - One of my favorite childhood games for the past decade. 😢
    • Special Force Group Two - Thanks for making me shoot like a bad ass and for adding zombie mode.
    • 🥵 Summertime Saga - WHO THE FUCK IN THIS VERY WIKI PLAYS A S*X SIMULATOR!?! I can't believe some characters in this game modeled after real-life celebrities
    • Mobile Legends and PUBG and Rules of Survival (literal PUBG rip-off) - Y'all have high storage, but what you guys have the most in common are toxic keyboard warriors in SEA servers!
    • 💥🚗🚓 Grand Theft Auto - One of the best childhood games and thanks for making me drive safe in real life even though I haven't learned how to drive yet.
    • 🌚🔪🩸 Manhunt 1 and 2 - Best game One of the best controversial stealth game franchises ever, but the only parts I don't like are the shooting sections of both games, especially for the first game's hunter AI being too powerful because the player character will get swarmed by ambushing fuckers with guns like SWAT and Cerberus, not recommended for the weak-minded and for children whose conservative parents that scolded them similar to how they got scolded for playing GTA.
    • 👨‍🚀🔪🩸 Among Us - SUSSY BAKA!!! "Bro, calling me "sus" doesn't mean I'm guilty for shit" As a tired Among Us player, I can confirm Hyebun that the memes are not funny anymore, that also doesn't mean I hate the game, plus another fact that I could give is that it ruins friendships, so many friendships that after playing the game the players keeps calling everyone sus because the game gives the player trust issues just like Switzerland.
    • 🔫🏗️🧑 Fortnite - Same shit I said to Among Us except so many 8-year olds.

    |-|Subpages = Random memes (first subpage)
    Guardian Council of the Democratic Republic of CD-R Kek
    Hoot's Kurzgesagt Roasts You
    Insanity Speech


    |-|Userboxes =

    This user is Filipino.
    "Pinoy malakas! remove drugs! Duterte Duterte!"
    This user is currently Semi–active.
    "I have things to do elsewhere"
    This user is reeeeally lazy
    This user speaks English.
    "Yes, of course!"
    This user speaks Filipino.
    "Magandang umaga"
    This user is CD-R Kek.
    "Remove Midbahh for mocking Technoblade's death!!!"
    File:China's Nightmare.png This user recognizes Taiwan as Real China.
    "DOWN WITH MAO ZEDONG"
    File:Lol.jpg This user likes memes as its text may vary by edit.
    "THE ONE PIECE IS REAL!"
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