Note: This page is not whole so try to fix it, I'll only show Friends and enemies for now.
For some reason, I can't edit Ukraine, Russia or Belarus as they are in a war.
ALSO, I DON'T KNOW WHAT PLOX MEANS!
Relationships[edit | edit source]
BIG Allies/Best Friends[edit | edit source]
Bedrockiumball - I'm the president of this country! Bow down to Bedrockium!!
Bedrockiutangle- This bad boy can Anschluss Countries when you make it mad, So, try to stay on it's good side!
Ukraineball - This is my most allied county since it got attacked by a big bastard called Russia, I stand with you, Ukraine!! I can Anschluss Russia if you want me to, Just give me the word and I'll do it.
Finlandball - If you get attacked by Russia, I will stand with you! It's Just your army is Stronger than Ukraine's army but still, I will stand with you if you get attacked.
USAball - This is country I live in, Especially Roanoke, VA, It's Allied with Ukraine, Plus it's the most free country you can live in without being arrested.
Virginiaball - This is the state I'm living in.
Roanoke, VA - This is the city I'm living in. Don't confuse it with this fake 
Roanoke which failed to be established
North Carolinaball - I pass thru this state to get to Myrtle Beach, SC and back
South Carolinaball - I used to live in this state.
Myrtle Beach, SC - This is where I used to live.
Island of Sodorball - I only Recognize Seasons 1-24 from 1984 to 2021.
Russian Rebels - These are anti-war rebels that I'd like to support. But I can't for some reason...
Bowsette Jr - My best bud! I help her escape the EVIL Koopa family, and now she want to be by my side. Don't even think about it Bowsette Sr! She's not yours!
Mariupol - R.I.P Friend, you will be missed...
Family[edit | edit source]
- Mommy - No, No, NO! Why?! WHY DID SHE HAVE TO DIE?!! I will miss you!!
User Friends[edit | edit source]
Active[edit | edit source]
Cheebow8 - He says we live close to each other.
NUKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ME M8 - This person Is a Hong Konger! HE HAS LOTS OF NUKES!!
TheElectricBomb - He's my friend here and on Polandball Fanon. We edit Polandball Fanon A LOT, I edit that website even more than I edit this website!
Zedroball - He's back online, He's my friend but He's turned to Socialism for some reason. I don't think Socialist Democracies work with me bud, I prefer the Democratic-Republicanism system. but We are still friends, and we do Alt History together. This person makes threats for no reason.
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Regular Allies/Friends[edit | edit source]
McDonald's - My favorite Restaurant! It's a good thing you pulled out of Russia! It also has the Sweet tea that I like. Ignore that fact that it overcharged me for Tea, $1.50 to be exact..., But still You show support of Ukraine which I actually like!But you keep rising the prices!You've Permanently Closed In Russia and selling business there?! Oh, My Gosh! I'd like to thank you for that! I knew you were a good business, and Now, You are a better business than you where a day ago!
Youtubebrick - I like this website! I watch videos on it every hour!
Minecraft - My favorite game! I play this game every day!
Britainball - He's actually called the UK, but I call him Britain, I like him because of them Foriegn English, but I'm speaking more of American English for some reason.
Franceball - You've actually gave USA Louisiana during the 
French Revolution, Doing bad in Europe, yet doing good in North America. Plus, I like their "Pain" and baguettes, Pain means bread in french.
Blacks - Don't worry, I have black friends. Will Smith and Tyler Perry are black and yet I'm their fans. I felt sorry for you when USA made Blacks slaves, that was wrong. still had the rascist system in 1950s, good thing that was removed.
Thailandball - Congrats on the Pro Western Democracy vote, Thailand. You CRUSHED Military rule by 999 Kilometers! I feel like this could be the start of a new era for you!
Taiwanball - I only recognize you because I recognize TSMC Company, The company that makes Semiconducter Chips, trust me, those chips are not easy to replace. trust me on this one too, the machines that makes the chips are even more rare and cannot be replaced as easily as the chips themselves.
Saudi Arabiaball This Country has the most Oil in the world! LIKE A BUTT TON!! EXPORT IT!!
Mikhail Gorbachev - Rest in peace, Hero. you will be missed.
Neutral[edit | edit source]
- Anyone saying "Plox" - Can you stop saying "Plox"?! I really don't know what that means!!
Germanyball - I'm watching you pal! WW2 is unforgivable! And you need to stop importing Russian Oil, Gas, Coal and Energy!
Siberiaball - You Really need to be Independent! Your ignorant father is doing bad stuff and you Just keep ignoring it! Makes sense for me for USA to try to invade you and force you to have Independence!
Pakistani Talibanball This is a battle going on between the 
Taliban and 
Pakistanball, Pakistan should've saw this coming as he aided the Taliban and now the Taliban wants Pakistan as more Territory and access to the Indian Ocean.
Iraqball - USA is keeping an eye on this country, It attacked Kuwait for no reason.
Somalia Government - You are okay, but Leave Somaliland alone, and also, control your pirates!- North Koreaball - You know you should be nice to USA, and stop liking Trump! (Barnacles! shouldn't have said that!) but you gave USA a rare Thanks as the Somali Pirates has hijacked your ship. it was called The Dai Hong Dan incident. But why are you threatening with your ICBMs? Your ICBMs can't hit Roanoke VA! it can only hit the southwest tip of Virginia, and that might be it.
Israelcube - He's an ally of USA and friend of Russia at the same time! Pick one buddy! USA or Russia! Choose Russia and you automatically become my enemy! Choose USA and you will actually become my friend!- Pakistanball - Look, the only reason I moved you to Neutral is because you're having a protest going on. Imran Khan is starting all this. But You Went to Saudi Arabia for money, now You're going to Turkiye for Money, You are stengthening ties with India which is good. there's something else, but I'll talk about it on Enemies section.
Southeast Asian Commie - He stood neutral when Ukraine was being attacked! No! Does not work! He needs to be on Ukraine's side!
South Africaball - Friends with Russia but is not on the side of Russia.
ALLY OF A TERRORIST STATE - Good exporter of Paper, and metal bottles and-- Wait a Minute, You still friends with Russia!! WHY?! You refused to Sanction him, You are buying his oil, You are doing trade deals with him!! I'm starting to NOT FRICKIN TRUST YOU!! and during the G8 Summit, You Refuse to condemn him!! Unless you start condemning That Impret Moron of a Terrorist State you call your ally, we are through being friends.
Enemies[edit | edit source]
Amazon Company - Why are you defuncting other companies?! why are you and Walmart enemies?! And Why are you trying to beat Intel, Samsung and TSMC in semiconductor Chip manufacturing?! Sure, you are building in Israel and not China, but still! you should not be doing this "Being Enemies with Everyone" thing! Just try to be nice to other companies! Or Else.- Mattel - Worst Company, Why'd you have to go and ruin Thomas and Friends?!
Crimeaball - You are Ukrainian! not Russian! Russia is Just an occupyer!- Evergrande Crisis - Stop being in debt!
Or Else. - Sunac - Why did you miss a payment?! China is not going to be happy!
Türkiyeball - You need to stop fighting with Greece! and stop blocking Sweden and Finland from Joining NATO! Or Else.
Greeceball - You need to stop fighting Türkiye! I don't care if USA sanctioned Türkiye for you, that should not be USA's problem!- Season 25 Sodor - I won't recognize you! Don't even think it! you are Just a rotten piece of garbage!
But someone Just did something to season 25 Emily on Deviantart, that rotten piece of shrimp! - Afghanistanball This country may not like Russia and that's good, but he doesn't believe Crimea is Ukraine's and He's clashing right now with
Iranball because of the Taliban killing some Iranians, What concerns me the most the fact he's a damn terrorist! I don't want to be killed! I don't even live there! - Somali Pirates - Darn you! stop hijacking ships! You hijacked a North Korean ship! You killed a Chinese sailor! You also hijacked Thailandese and Ukrainian ships! You even hijacked US navy submarine! No wonder You keep losing, the navy always finds someway to beat you, and so far, they have been successful!
Palestineball - You're a freaking terrorist! I won't recognize you!- Friends and allies of Russia - These Countries are either friends or allies of Russia, They need to be removed! (Darn it! I looked like a Communist guy!)
Venezuelaball - I don't mind it being a communist country, But It's an ally of Russia!- Iranball - Can you please stop threatening with your rockets?! You already launched a rocket at Iraq! You're also on Russia's side!
Myanmarball - Stupid country that's taking Russia's side...
Debt Asshole - SHUT UP AND TAKE THE MONEY!! ALSO ON RUSSIA'S SIDE!!- Pakistanball - About that talk I was gonna say on the Neutral section, You're on Russia's side! why the F are you on Russia's side?!
PRO-RUSSIAN NATO COUNTRY - SCREW YOU. I WANT YOU TO EITHER LEAVE NATO OR GO BACK TO BEING UNDER CZECHIA'S CONTROL!! IN FACT, YOU COPIED THE RUSSIAN FLAG BECAUSE YOU ARE SUPPORTING RUSSIA!!
Worst Enemies[edit | edit source]
TERRORIST STATE - YOU ARE GETTING ALLIES BECAUSE YOU AND CHINA THINK THAT A NEW FRICKIN WORLD ORDER SHOULD BE A THING, WELL, IT IS NOT!! I AM GONNA CALL YOU A TERRORIST STATE FROM NOW ON, YOU WAS, WILL AND ALWAYS BE MY ENEMY, IMRET MORON!! AND PLUS, YOU ARE BRAINWASHING COUNTRIES JUST SO YOU CAN BE THE F-ING WINNER!! YOU STARTED THE WAR AND EVERYONE SHOULD REALIZE THAT!! IMPRET MORON, I HOPE YOUR STUPID PRESIDENT VLADOLF PUTLER GETS ARRESTED!! REMOVE TERRORIST STATE!!
BULLY - SAME THING WITH THE TERRORIST STATE OF RUSSIA!! YOU ARE TRYING TO GET COUNTRIES ON YOUR SIDE FOR WHEN YOU ATTACK TAIWAN, YOU HAVE COUNTRIES ON YOUR SIDE!! WILL NOT WORK!! I HATE YOU!! NOT AS MUCH AS THE TERRORIST STATE, BUT I STILL HATE YOU!!
CSAball - Rascist Country! Why did you take Carolina Territory?! you also took Virginia and Roanoke VA! USA Will Anschluss you if you come back!
Nazi Germanyball - Wow! You're worse than the CSA! You not only took states, but you Anschlussed Austrio and Czechia! You Made Slovakia, Hungary and France puppets! You took over Poland, Denmark, Switzerland (Joking!), Norway, Belgium, Netherlands, Luxembourg, Yugoslavia and Greece! You got Romania, Moldova and Bulgaria on your side! then you tried to Puppet Italy! I think a 
Communist Germany is better than you! I'm Glad Adolf Commited suicide!
- Even in a alternative History video! - Why did you Anschluss Austrio and Czechia? you also annexed Belgium, Netherlands and Luxemborg! then you tried to take
Poland-Lithuania, but good thing 
Hungary Declared war on you, then France then Britain, You tried going to Italy then Soviet Union to help you but they said no! Looks like you did not have enough troops to fight four nations at the same time!
- Even in a alternative History video! - Why did you Anschluss Austrio and Czechia? you also annexed Belgium, Netherlands and Luxemborg! then you tried to take
Japanese Empire - You auschlussed Asian countries, so much that I can't count! First you Took over Korea but that was fine. Then you took over Parts of Taiwainese China! Then Vietnam, then Laos, Then Cambodia! then you bombed Pearl Harbor! then you took over the Philippines then Myanmar then Malaysia then Indonesia! and the Colony of Guyana that belonged to Australia!
- : I took over a country before I took over Myanmar and Malaysia.
: Like what?!
Notice[edit | edit source]
- I don't edit this website often, because I'll get blocked if I put the wrong things on here. also if a WW3 happened, I would not edit this website, I stopped with this website because there's another website which is more fun than this one. if you want to be my friend, don't be my friend here, be my friend at another website, where I will more often edit pages. That other Website is Polandball Fanon.