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    User:Can't live without rice

    Stop! Stop! ひばりくん
    — Stop! Hibari-kun anime opening as it begins
    Arizonian senator do be mad sussy!
    — Among Us fans when they see John McCain

    CD-R Kek, formally known as Can't live without rice in this wiki, is a self-taught editor who gets confused in navigating in the phone.


    CD-R King (namesake, from 2011 until collapse in 2019 R.I.P.)


    Main Colors

    Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
    National Flag Blue 0, 24, 64 C100-M63-Y0-K75 #001840
    Philippine Red (1946) 193, 5, 60 C0-M97-Y69-K24 #C1053C

    Emblem Colors

    Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
    Gray 165, 165, 165 0, 0, 0, 35 #A5A5A5
    Philippine Yellow (1946) 255, 206 0 C0-M19-Y100-K0 #FFCE00
    Green 0, 165, 0 C100-M0-Y100-K35 #00A500
    Brown 137, 83, 55 C0-M39-Y60-K46 #895337

    Official friends

    • Indonesia-icon.png Lehon222 - Greetings comrade
    • Indonesia-icon.pngIndohuman - Yes, we both can into eatings op rice! :D
    • Hyebun-icon.png Hyebun - We both like to remove Separatism-icon.png404-icon.png NFTs and drink Nestea together!
    • India-icon.png UnobtainableTrail2 - Same as Indohuman! Active-icon.png
    • New York-icon.png Chris Lee - We both hate Arizonian Neocuck McCain for hating on Palestine-icon.png Palestine and for recognizing fake country kebab!
    • Edit(user)-icon.png 8random8edits - *sees mysterious energy again* Long story short, I like this user's quotes, their unusual userpage, and their invention of Anti Translation Countries with UK-icon.pngJNJ1308. (Can São Tomé and Príncipe replace their "and" with an "e"?)

    Unofficial friends


    (Just everyone on the wiki I guess.)

    Ambiguous relations

    (Note: Though I am already aware that adding PBW users on hates and enemies sections are considered a violation to wiki rules, the following list below shows me having mixed-up opinions on these users' viewpoints towards either the Wiki and/or IRL politics.)

    • Albania-icon.png AToxicPerson - Based ultranat Albanian, but Jesus Christo, hombre keeps on judging countries whether they recognize Kosovo as independent and whatnot. (Though the only things I disapprove about him is how he wants some non/anti-Kosovo recognizers and states that have withdrawn recognition to be popped out of existence by removing them in unrealistic ways.) At least the only thing I've seen good in this madlad is him complementing other countries and surprisingly, even some non-Kosovo recognizers.
    • Peru-icon.png Peruanoball - An editor who got blocked way long before I founded my userpage, the only things I disapprove of this disappeared dude is him condemning, threatening other editors via homophobia, and his lack of competency on achieving successful edits which resulted the former two. (You even made Polandball girl stressed out right after you got blocked.) 😭😡
    • Spain-icon.png Am I dead - He wanted to make Gibraltar become Spanish again after centuries for being British overseas territory, until one day, the insolent Spaniard got blocked as he himself wanted to revive the Confederacy according to his friends outside of the wiki.
    • Philippine State-icon.pngPhilippines-icon.png Philippine State - Userball flag stealer! Inactive compatriot who just caused a drama in the now-defunct Fun Games forum for correcting a debate on stereotypes by my UK-icon.png fellow lad.

    Gallery & Art


    • Philippines-icon.png Philippinesball - Best country but to make yourself rich, the 1st class cities, the foreign migrant workers and OFWs must contribute to themselves. Active-icon.pngBangsamoro-icon.pngBahrain-icon.pngSo Halal Mode! And I can into stoppings ob drug users like you kekekekekek
    • Mexico-icon.png Mexicoball and Canada-icon.png Canadaball - Your lifestyles and cultures can into better than your overrated USA-icon.png neighbor!
    • Japan-icon.png Japanball - Good anime(s), I can into liking cats like you!
    • Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball - Plox stop being toxic whenever we play Counter Strike Fellow otaku and drug removing buddy, gib us halal Indomie and Aice ice cream, and two of my friends in this wiki are born in its clay! Pero Jesus Kristo plox stop burning your rainforests ;-;
    • Brazil-icon.png HUE - Huehuehuehuehue, Blue Sky's Rio duology is filmed in its clay, and a good hot climate country to visit. And plox stop deforesting yourself just like Indonesia.
    • Hong Kong-icon.png Hong Kongball - Thanks for not re-electing that traitor CarrieLam-icon.png Lam.
    • Taiwan-icon.png Taiwanball - You're a real country kekekek
    • Switzerland-icon.png Switzerlandball Gib Nestlé products kekekekek!
    • Denmark-icon.png Denmarkball - Thx for gibbing us Legos kekekek!
    • New Zealand-icon.pngVietnam-icon.pngChile-icon.pngSweden-icon.pngFinland-icon.pngLithuania-icon.pngLatvia-icon.pngEstonia-icon.png New Zealandball, Vietnamball, Chileball, Swedenball, Finlandball, Denmarkball and Baltics! - New Zealand, I like your peacekeeping forces and partial neutrality, Vietnam and Chile, nice militaries, Sweden, gib furniture and Minecraft kekekek, Finland, let's drink coffee together, Lithuania, let's go dribble some basketballs, Latvia, mmm gib potatoes, and Estonia, you can into Nordic.
    • Ukraine-icon.png Ukraineball - (speaking in AAVE) Aight you betta protect yourself against them Russia-icon.png Ruskies
    • Iraq-icon.pngSyria-icon.pngYemen-icon.png Red, White, and Black band Arab trio against conflicts - Despite the circumstances, all of you can into brighter future. Iraq, that's some badass military ya got there, Syria, same as 'Raq's but I don't give a damn if the both of you being Iranian puppets, and Yemen, please overcome those god forsaken Houthis. ;-; ;-;


    • USA-icon.png The hypocrite - You may be overrated, relevant, a "good", "free" country and all, but stop exploiting the economies of Third World countries by forcing them to become allies with you!!!
    • Russia-icon.png Russiaball - Another good country but plox stop invading Ukraine
    • Israel-icon.pngPalestine-icon.png Israelcube and Palestineball - Jesus Christ's birthplace that I recognize both but why y'all keep snatchin' them clays?!?


    Will list sooner or later

    PhilippinesballSB.png This user is Filipino.
    "Pinoy malakas! remove drugs! Duterte Duterte!"
    Drawing-151.sketchpad.png This user is male
    Woken up.png This user is currently Semi–active.
    "I have things to do elsewhere"
    968964 143468449188415 69232730 n.jpg This user speaks English.
    "Yes, of course!"
    Philippinesphilippines.jpg This user speaks Filipino.
    "Magandang umaga"
    CDR Kek soldier.png This user is a Dictator of Kek Thought.
    "It's better to be a semi-executive dictator than a tiktokker and twitter user."
    Lol.jpg This user likes memes as its text may vary by edit.
    "GET OVER HERE!!!"
    Kitty(new).png This user really likes cats.

    ""Meow, purr""

    Facebook Iranball.png This user is Anti-Imperialist.
    "¡Death to the Great Satan!"
    Centrismball.png This user is Centrist.
    "Radicalism is Anti-Democratic!"
    ChristianFamily(Cheebow8).jpeg This user is Christian.
    "Father, Son and Holy Spirit"
    Catholicball1.png This user is Catholic.
    "Habemus papam!"
    Capitalismball2.png This user is Capitalist.
    "Marx Was Wrong Capitalists Stronk!"
    Democracyball.png This user is Democratic.
    "Can I into vote?"
    Scdemocracyball.png This user is Social democratic.
    "We will establish a welfare state and liberal democracy!"
    Communistball improved.png This user is Communist.
    Antifascismball.png This user is Anti-Fascist.
    "Death to the genocidal fascists!"
    Anarchismball.png This user is Anarchist.
    "Governments are totalitarian!"
    Religions(Cheebow8).png This user is Religious.
    "Faith is of good!"
    2-icon.png0-icon.png2-icon.png2-icon.png This user has been on the Polandball Wiki since 2022
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