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    |-|Profile=

    I AM THE CHOSEN ONE!
    “ I like to consider myself a modern Diogenes. And if you spent some time with me, you would too, unconsciously. I say "unconsciously" because you won't call me a modern Diogenes, you'll call me a bigot or an asshole. All I do, is tell it like it is. ”

    Who is this lad and why does he matter?

    I have altered the history of the wiki in a way I won't tell you and have an exclusive badge apparently too. I'm not a noob either, I was here since 2017 on an old account. Some can tell you about how immauture I used to be, but I'm not like that anymore. If you really want to know more about me (idk why lol), check out one of the tabs here, there's probably some better content there. And for those of you who knew me in 2018, I'm not that retard anymore.


    |-|Userboxes =

    Because the profile is never enough.

    This user has been on the Polandball Wiki since 2017 (7 years).
    This user is currently Semi–active.
    "I have things to do elsewhere"
    This user is Atheist.
    "There is no god!"
    This user is Anti-Noob.
    "Remove Noobs!"
    This user is Anticommunist.
    "Better Dead Than Red!"
    This user is Anti-Fascist.
    "Death to the genocidal fascists!"
    This user is Libertarian.
    "Dont tread on me"

    }}

    This user is Democratic.
    "Can I into vote?"
    default Zis user ist eine anschlusser
    "Anschluss time!"
    File:Acetool.png This user is Asexual.
    "sex is pretty cringe"
    File:Arrowmantic.png This user is Aromantic.
    "What is love?"
    This user is an Anglo.
    "Anglo gang"
    This user is American.
    "God bless 'Murica."
    This user is Mexican.
    "¿Que pasa wey?"
    This user is Spanish.
    "Putas separatists!"
    This user is Portuguese.
    "Heróis do mar, nobre povo"
    This user is Italian.
    "MAMMA MIA!"
    This user is Basque.
    "Basque can into culture! And I am not your stupid baloncesto!"
    This user is a Redditor.
    "Gib upvote plox"

    |-|Extras =

    Name: Alex

    Birthday: SIKE

    Nation: United States of America

    State: Somewhere in the South

    Consoles: XBOX 1 X, iPad Pro 2, and a PC

    Spirit Animal: Crow

    Anime Trope: Tsundere

    Weapon: Most guns

    Race: White European

    Ethnicity: Hispanic

    Games: Fortnite HaHaHa fORtNItE bAD mINEkAMPf gOOd

    Alignment: Chaotic Neutral

    Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw

    TV Shows: South Park, Jack Ryan

    Hair Color: Very dark brown, borderline black

    Colors: Eigengrau, Tangerine, Prussian Blue, Feldgrau, Army Green, Crimson, Gunmetal, Persian Green, Orange

    Fruit: Dragonfruit

    Books: ok boomer

    Newspaper: get with the times

    Planes: A10, F22, BF109, B2, P51, B747

    Food: Honestly, does anyone truly know their favorite food?

    Cars: Dodge Demon, Camaro, Shelby GT500, THE HOLY TRINITY

    Powers: Ferrokinesis, Wing Summoning, anschluss

    Age: I'm a teenager and I'll leave it at that.

    Talents: NOTHING

    Abilities:NOPE

    |-|Draw Me=

    So you want to draw me? Not sure why, but that's a pleasant surprise.

    CURRENTLY BEING REWORKED

    Normal Flag Colors

    Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
    Sable 14, 14, 14 C0-M0-Y0-K95 #0E0E0E
    White 255, 255, 255 C0-M0-Y0-K0 #FFFFFF
    Red 222, 0, 0 C0-M100-Y100-K13 #DE0000
    Goldenrod 252,209,21 C0-M17-Y92-K1 #FCD115

    Instructions

    Note: You should do my expression like this, use this as a reference as well

    If you do me with a pistol make sure it looks like this

    pew pew

    You can do me with any rifle or shotgun though.

    Flag is here

    File:157894597762966957.png
    I'm not DeroVolk!

    1. I recommend that you draw the black and white stripes first

    2. Do the star

    3. Draw a top hat

    4. Gun

    War Flag Colors

    Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
    Sable 14, 14, 14 C0-M0-Y0-K95 #0E0E0E
    White 255, 255, 255 C0-M0-Y0-K0 #FFFFFF
    Black 0, 0, 0 C0-M0-Y0-K100 #000000

    Instructions

    Flag is here

    File:Crossflag.png
    Ir habe den tod gewahlt.

    1. Draw a rectangle with the Sable color (not black, it's a tad bit lighter)

    2. Draw a white square

    3. Draw the Iron Cross with Black (not Sable)

    4. Draw a hat like this without the eagle or skull

    Javohl!

    NOTE: If you're going to add a gun use the MG42

    FIRE!

    Reference:

    Brick Flag Colors

    Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
    Black 0, 0, 0 C0-M0-Y0-K100 #000000
    White 255, 255, 255 C0-M0-Y0-K0 #FFFFFF

    Instructions

    Flag is here

    remove the mags

    Note: Do not draw the magazines on the AK. Also keep the tired/serious expression (see above)

    1. Draw the black brick first

    2. Draw the tank and guns

    3. Do a hat like this

    Optional: Draw some ammoboxes on top of me, but don't make it look like I'm struggling

    |-|Things about me = When I was little I was on state TV 3 times talking about NASCAR.

    I (probably) have photographic memory.

    I live in an East Coast state.

    I like every gun except for lever actions, they look cool but are cumbersome to shoot.

    Any ideology which does not have an elected head of state and governing body I consider Despotism.

    There is absolutely nothing special about me.

    For the most part I don't like being touched.

    I'm a quite calm person but that's still no reason to piss me off...

    My family thinks I'm a sissy because...

    I'm an ace.

    I don't like sports.

    I hate condiments.

    I can't eat spicy food.

    I'm not an extrovert like them.

    I defend the free market.

    I'm an atheist.

    And I don't like to read. |-|Quotations =

    Anybody who would take me as a philosophical authority is a fool. I merely have placed these thoughts which have crossed many minds into the form in which I think they are best expressed.

    I HAVE A LOT MORE TO SAY. I'M STILL FUCKING WORKING ON THIS.

    People I quote

    “ The great are only great because we are on our knees. So Let us rise.

    -Pierre Jospeh Proudhon

    		”
    “ Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.

    -Voltiare

    		”
    “ Those who will trade freedom for security deserve neither and shall lose both

    -Benny Fraklin

    		”


    |-|Opinions =

    I am Pro-

    Pro-Life (though I believe an exception can be made in cases of rape or endangerment of the mother)

    Pro-Traditional Marriage (though it's more of a science-based thing, state marriage is another ordeal)

    Pro-Gun (though a few restrictions are reasonable)

    Pro-Democracy

    I am Anti-

    Anti-Extremism (of every kind)

    Anti-Authoritarianism

    Anti-PETA

    Anti-Nationalization

    Anti-Feminism

    Family Ideologies

    I am a Centrist

    My father is a Democratic Socialist

    My mother is a Christian Democrat and kind of a theocrat

    My grandmother is a Traditional Conservative

    My father's mother is a Classical Liberal

    My cousin (female) is a Liberal

    My grandfather is Apolitical

    My mother's Atheist cousin is a Social Democrat (they hate each other btw)

    The rest of my known family is either a Liberal or Apolitical

    Random Opinions

    Feminists do not want equality, they are on a quest for revenge for things today's men never did.

    You are not creepy if you like guns.

    Gaslighting online should be a crime.

    We should abuse swear words to the point where they lose meaning (so nobody is offended by them anymore)

    Gas cars are superior to electric ones.

    This wiki's moderators are despotic.

    All forms of monarchism except for an election by the people are unacceptable.

    2+ genders only makes people confused.

    Teen girls are stupid. Except for her.

    If someone tells you not to question their authority, that's a sign they want to subjugate you.

    Chromosome surgery should not be taxpayer funded.

    Anybody can say something meaningful.

    Jreg's ideology of Anti-Centrism is just quadruplethink.

    Banning clogposting is censorship.

    Marriage is not ideal, if anything it is a handicap.

    Guys who don't wear a shirt are just as bad if not worse as girls who wear crop tops.

    You are not a racist for not liking the color of your own skin.

    The world was built by extroverts for extroverts.

    You are not a simp for doing something nice for a girl.

    Online friends are probably better freinds than IRL freinds.

    I can understand it if you like to fap but I still think it's super gross.

    I am unattractive, despite everyone around me saying otherwise.

    Least Favorites

    Nation: China, North Korea, Iran

    Historical Nation: Basically any nation following despotism, not matter the form

    Empire: Rome, Ottoman, any caliphate or absolute monarchy

    Fruit: Banana, Papaya, Tomato, Avocado

    Gun: ZiP 22, Cobray Terminator, hand crank Gatling, FAMAS

    Vegtable: Spinach, Asparagus

    Political Party: CPUSA, NSDAP, CCP, Hezbollah, DSR

    Colors: Any form of pink and most types of brown

    Politicians: Ilhan Omar, AOC, Noam Chomsky, Bernie Sanders, Angela Merkel, Vlad Putin, Xinnie The Pooh

    Historical Figure: Any dictator, theocrat, or absolute monarch

    Game: NFS Nitro </tabber>

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