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Greetings to all. I have been a fan of Polandball for around 2 or so years (as of mid August 2022), but I've never really been able to contribute to this community much due to not turning 13 until August 2021 even though I was scared to register an account for 22 days. What do people here know me for? I guess being one of those Anti-Western Imperialists you might find. If you wanna find out more about me, check out these links on my FANDOM account:
- A more in-depth look at the projects I'm working on. Also, you can check out my object show O.C.s there, for those of you who are interested.
- My D.W.T.D. userpage, dunno why you'd check it out though...
Contributions
For my contributions to the Polandball wiki, though, this is all of the major things I have done here:
- I created the "Translator Removers Squad", essentially a joke union between 5 countries that have changed their names to their native ones:
Cabo Verde, 
Côte d'Ivoire, and 
Timor-Leste as full members, and 
eSwatini and 
Türkiye as half-members. - I have made progress in making new intro sections to the following pages:
UKball
Argentinaball
Omanball
Afghanistanball
Georgiaball (country)- Probably more that I can't remember.
- Since everyone else in this wiki is lazy as frick, I'm developing the history section of Georgiaball (country)
totally not out of bias, or anything 😖😳.
W.I.P.
Full-fledged
Islamic Emirate/Republic of Afghanistan: If there was one country I had to describe as war-torn, oppressive and an overall hellhole, Afghanistan would instantly pop into my mind. Essentially, the 
Brits and 
Ruskies used Afghanistan as a buffer zone to avoid war until the former decided to invade it to expand our already dead sphere of influence, and we were soon kicked out as a result. Many years after that, the 
Russians (and yes, I KNOW the U.S.S.R. was more than just Russia) tried again, and were also kicked out. A little bit after that, the Taliban took over, and the 
U.S. kicked them out, until the Taliban kicked them out 20 years later. As far as I've heard, the Taliban don't seem to be doing too bad now, but they need to be nicer.
Republic of Albania: As with pretty much every nation in the Balkans, the people are very, very, VERY nationalistic and based as frick. Need I say more?
People's Democratic republic of Algeria: I can't imagine what traversing through this country's boiling hot deserts would be like, essentially since 90% of the nation is comprised of it, and it's the 10th largest nation in the world. And I don't give a damn if you and 
that killer want the 
S.A.D.R. as yours, or to be independent, but they're 
MOROCCAN territory, and that's that. The three of you are all in the 
Arab League to co-operate and make peace, at the end of the day.
Principality of Andorra: I dunno much about Andorra, other than the fact that they can't squeeze an airport in there, so if you wanna go here, you need to enter from Spain and France. And along with PMs, the country has something called co-princes as heads of state, and not actual queens or kings, or whatever. One of the said co-princes is just the French leader.
Republic of Angola: One of the few "socialist-ish" nations in the African continent. All I really know is that the 
Cubans of all people helped the M.P.L.A. take power and how they once created a hoax about banning Islam from the country, or as you memers would put it, removing kebab.
Antigua and Barbuda: I see two different things when I look at their flag: a view of the seaside between two mountains, and an Instagram beach selfie. I also heard that they named their highest point "Mt. Obama" while said President was in office, despite how he's never been there. It's original name, "Boggy Peak", isn't much better. I once heard that there are very high taxes here, too.- Argentine Republic:
The Nazi's legacy. we and they got into a little war about some 
random oil reserves, and we, somehow beat them, essentially pulling an imperial jerk move on the Argentineans. Don't worry, Argentina, for that jerk move won't slide in my book. The Malvinas are yours. 
Republic of Armenia: Armenia has practically been screwed over for a huge course of their history, from what I've heard. The 
Ottomans, during their rule over the Armenian lands, have done nothing but oppressed and slaughtered them during their control, and . And shortly after the Ottomans collapsed, the Soviets took them over, and forced them into communism. And after they collapsed, Armenia's been forced in pretty much constant conflict with the 
Azeris ever since. And lemme add onto that. I'm not saying I'm against Armenia, but 
Artsakh is technically still the Azeris' territory, both of you just stop being a**holes to each other. Also, I recognise your genocide.
Commonwealth of Australia: The Land Down Under is a big place, and I've heard quite a it about there. For instance, that there's constant wildfires, the people speak in funny accents, and the Dumb Ways to Die franchise comes from here. There's also clashes between post and 
pre-colonial Australia, although the Aborigines are pretty much fine with regular Australia now. Just why did we have to send our prisoners there...
Republic of Austria: These guys are weird, as far as I know. Firstly, let's just say the obvious, 
Hitler was born here. The way they handled COVID lockdown was idiotic, and they used to have a village called F*cking. Well, it's called 
Fugging now. ...Need I say more?- Republic of Azerbaijan:
Commonwealth of The Bahamas:
Kingdom of Bahrain:
People's Republic of Bangladesh:
Republic ofBarbados:
Republic of Belarus:
Kingdom of Belgium:
Belize:
Republic of Benin:
Kingdom of No Diplomatic RelationsBhutan:
Plurinational State of Bolivia:
Bosnia and Herzegovina:
Republic of Botswana:
Federative Republic of Brazil:
Nation of Brunei, the Abode of Peace (yes that's really their official name):
Republic of Bulgaria:
Burkina Faso:
Republic of Burundi:
Republic of Cabo Verde:
Kingdom of Cambodia:
Republic of Cameroon:
State/Dominion ofCanada:
Central African Republic:
Republic of GigaChad:
Republic of Chile:
People's Republic of China:
Republic of Colombia:
Union of the Comoros:
Republic of Costa Rica:
Republic of Côte d'Ivoire:
Republic of Croatia:- Republic of Cuba:
Republic of Cyprus:
Czech Republic:
Democratic People's Republic of Korea:
Democratic Republic of the Congo:
Kingdom of Denmark:
Republic of Djiboutiball:
Commonwealth of Dominicaball:
Dominican Republic:
Republic of Ecuador:
Arab Republic of Egypt:
Republic of El Salvador:
Republic of Equatorial Guinea:
State of Eritrea:
Republic of Estonia:
Kingdom of eSwatini:
Federal Democratic Republic of Ethiopia:
Republic of Fiji:
Republic of Finland:
French Republic:
Gabonese Republic:
Republic of The Gambia:-
American State ofGeorgia: 
Federal Republic of Germany:
Republic of Ghana:
Hellenic Republic (Greece):
Grenada:
Republic of Guatemala:
Republic of Guinea (Guinea-Conakry):
Republic of Guinea-Bissau:
Republic of the Congo:
Co-operative Republic of Guyana:
Republic of Haiti:
Republic of Honduras:
Hungary:
Republic ofIceland:
Republic of India:
Republic of Indonesia:
Islamic Republic of Iran:
Republic of Iraq:
Republic ofIreland:
State of Israel:
Italian Republic:
Jamaica:
Japan:
Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan:
Separatist
W.I.P.
- First things first, to use the most official methods I can, I only recognise the U.N. members and observers as countries. So, yes, no
Kosovo, no 
Taiwanball, no SADRball, or whatever other separatist states there are. I just wish 
certain people didn't act like it is compulsory to recognise other places' independence...
Chinese Taipei (or Taiwan) does not fall under my recognition. They may have cool cultures and people or what not, but that doesn't mean I have to recognise them. Yes, Kek, I'm talking to you.- Kosovo is
Serbian. If they united with Albania, the borders would look quite ugly. Plus, their independence is technically illegal, and that means if they join the U.N., even as an observer, I will not, and I repeat, will NOT recognise them.
 | This section of the page is based on my personal recognitions (as explained in the notes section). Also, for area, I am going by actual land area, and not including territorial waters. If you see something you do not agree with, try not to get offended about it. As explained above, I am NOT allowing people to edit this page. |
Size
| Rank | Country | Continent | Land area (km²) | Land Area (m²) | Notes |
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| 1 |  Russian Federation
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 Asia and  Europe
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16,405,410 | 6,334,165 | Including  Crimea, but excluding occupied territories in  Ukraine,  Georgia, etc. Also excluding recent annexation in Ukraine until borders are clearer. Largest  Slavic countryball.
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| 2 |  People's Republic of China
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Asia
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9,316,655 | 3,596,910 | Including  Chinese Taipei,  Hong Kong, and  Macao, but excluding the Spratly Islands and Chinese Kashmir (until I can figure out a definite position on the disputes).
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| 3 |  United States of America
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 North America
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9,158,296.2 | 3,536,033.2 | Including  Puerto Rico,  U.S. Samoa,  U.S. Virgin Islands, etc. Largest  Anglophone country.
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| 4 |  Canada
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North America
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9,093,507 | 3,511,023 | I dunno how/if Wikipedia counts Canada's half of Hans Island, so until I get further information, I'll have to use these numbers. Largest country in the  Commonwealth, and largest  Francophone country.
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| 5 |  Federative Republic of Brazilball
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 South America
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8,460,415 | 3,266,584 | Largest  Lusophone country.
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| 6 |  Commonwealth of Australia
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 Oceania
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7,634,170 | 2,947,569.5 | Including  Christmas Island,  Norfolk Island, etc. Data for the "Coral See Islands" don't exactly give whole numbers, so the numbers I used were 3 for km², and 1.5 for m². Largest island country, and therefore the largest country with no land borders.
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| 7 |  Republic of India
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Asia
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3,015,925 | 1,164,460 | Including Chinese-controlled Kashmir (until I can figure out a definite position on the dispute).
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| 8 |  Argentine Republic
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South America
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| 9 |  Republic of Kazakhstan
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Asia and Europe
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| 10 |  People's Democratic Republic of Algeria
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| 11 |  Democratic Republic of the Congo
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| 12 |  Kingdom of Denmark
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Official friends list
Chris Lee: In his friend request, he revealed his love for the Brits, and is a good fan of history like I am. BUT, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, CAN HE STOP BRINGING 
JOHN MC'FRIGGIN' CAIN INTO EVERY LAST COMMENT REMOTELY RELATED TO KOSOVO (and Metohia) AND 
PALESTINE!?!?!? PLEASE JUST LET ALL THE COMMENTS WHO WANNA STEER CLEAR OF POLITICS DO SO AND DON'T INTERFERE WITH ANY MORE COMMENT SECTIONS!!! But at least he agrees that Palestine is fully independent, Serbia owns Kosovo, and that 
Russia owns 
Crimea.
Bonnie the Bunny: An old friend of mine way back from the story days! I always tried to stand up for them when Realjanx picked on them and ruined our stories, but let's hope they've made up now! ...Wait, they both left the wiki? Huh.
User:Polandball girl: Eeeeeh, I don't really know about her yet. The only reason she's my friend is simply because she wanted to be. I heard she was blocked, but until I see proof that she's done bad stuff, she's staying in this section.
Peruanoball: Wanted to be my friend out of comfort, despite the fact that I had, like, 
four other friends at the time. Aaaand we haven't spoke since.
8randomedits: Without a doubt, they are one of the more mysterious users. They don't really believe in the concept of friendship, along with almost sharing birthdays with one of my relatives (and actually sharing his birthday with 
Lukashenko to add on to that... scary trio). I think I first heard of them while I was editing the page for Cabo Verde. I think they're obsessed with that place. And according to them, I taught them how to redirect pages? Thanks, I guess...
- - Actually, I found that we are born in the same year.
- Me: Who, we? Are you trying to imply that you were born in 2008 too, or what?
- - Yes, I am 13 too.
ThisCommieGuy777: As far as I've seen of him, he is actually quite a friendly user! Also, yes, I've made friends with a communist. A move that may as well steer me away from The West forever, because who knows.
GreenFoxKidsGaming: Dunno much about this guy, but he seems promising.
Lehon222: He makes interesting threads on which countries are most similar to Each other. Even though it's sometimes predictable, it's fun seeing which nations connect to each other the most.
TheElectricBomb: He and I share some similar views and stuff.
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Unofficial Friends
UndertaleGamer1000: I haven't even talked to this guy and he's put me on his relationships section... He said he considers me sensible and mature, which is nice. And did he have to talk about Taiwan in that section!? If it wasn't kicked out of the U.N. (or if they decide to re-add it, even as an observer) and "both" Chinas could agree to exist in peace, I would recognise them, just as he would. But at least he considers Chris's bragging about John Mc'Cain annoying, and he also doesn't recognise most separatist states. And I agree that just because Israelcube is tormenting and committing atrocities against innocent Palestinians, it doesn't mean you shouldn't recognise them. ...Wait, now I've explained this, he understands my point of view!? That's a relief.- Can't live without rice: This guy also claims I'm neutral with him, but at least I remember talking to him
but why does he refer to me by it? And, I know, only recognising the U.N. members and observers as countries is a shady move, but it's kinda the most official thing we have to the definition of what is and is not a country, so I'm just playing safe. Also, I never said anything about the Armenian-Azerbaijani conflict, and me not recognising Taiwan doesn't mean I think negatively of it. In fact, from what I've heard, it's a nice place, but it just doesn't fall under my definition of a country. There's a difference between supporting and recognising a country, y'know. Wait, he thanked the comment I posted to him on the matter...? Seems he understands too, thankfully...
Former Friends
Am I Dead: They said in their friend request that they wanna be my BFF or something along those lines. They also said "it is me" in said request, so that makes me think I should know them from somewhere!? At least we both agree that Gibraltar should be Spanish territory. But one thing I DEFINITELY cannot agree with them on is how, according to one of their comments, they want the 
Confederacy back...- Alien.com: They befriended me because of our common interest for the Simpsons. However, I have since unfriended them because they have been blocked, and have been described as an immature vandal.
Neutral
None, currently.
Other Relations
(Note: I am aware that is not good to list them as enemies according to the wiki's rules, so I'm not specifically referring to them as enemies.)
- AToxicPerson: Based as hell Albanian, he judges countries based on if they recognise Kosovo or not. At least they're somewhat calm about it, though...
- Libunity: Kosovo recogniser and pro-imperialist. Whenever I post something on Kosovo, they say something along the lines of "Kosovo is independent, deal with it", and they don't recognise Palestine because Israel is the only democracy in the Middle East. Plus, they spell independent as "independant". Like, seriously? AND THEY RECOGNISE
THAT STUPID SEA FORT!?!? 
THAT'S IT!!!
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This user is British. "Rule Britannia, M8." |
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This user is English. "Still waiting for sunrise" |
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This user is a West Midlander (county). |
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This user is male |
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This user is Atheist. "we are meaningless specks of dust!" |
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This user is Apolitical "I just want to grill for God's sake!" |
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This user is Anti-Imperialist. "¡Death to the Great Satan!" |
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This user is Democratic. "Can I into vote?" |
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This user is Capitalist. "Marx Was Wrong Capitalists Stronk!" |
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This user is Anti-Fascist. "Death to the genocidal fascists!" |
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This user has been on the Polandball Wiki since 2021 |