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    This user is Polish.
    "O kurwa!"

    Welcome, Waszmościes! I came from planet Polityka to make this Wiki great again!

    This user is Maltese.
    "Pls notice me Europe"
    This user is Ukrainian.
    "Слава Україні!"
    This user is Jewish.
    "שְׁמַע יִשְׂרָאֵל‎"


    This user is Atheist.
    "There is no god!"
    This user has been on the Polandball Wiki since 2020 (4 years).




    This user is Eco-Friendly.
    "You must take care of our Earth!"



    If you don't want to destroy your worldviev, you need to go back where you came from...?
    


    "Ciemno wszędzie, głucho wszędzie,

    Co to będzie, co to będzie?"

    Imć Byczq Boi Maestro Falafel Johannes "SnoubFoxy" Jaque Fuchs-Volpe, of Lis coat of arms, von Ternpil de Luboml, by God's grace Lord of Ulster, hereditary Ruthenian voivode, king of Jerusalem, Rikke of Heimbra, rightful emperor of Nilfgaard and Lord of Rivia, lifetime master of the Order of the Iron Sword and senior steward of Team D, etc. - Polish: inventor, singer, politician, philosopher, economist, social activist, national hero, businessman, clairvoyant, psychiatrist, radio and television journalist, chemist, teacher, first man to contact aliens and biologist.


    Lore


    There's nothin, byczq boi. Whatdya thnk? That I'll show ya my CV?


    Itz kinda rude, byczq boi, to stalk me, dontcha think?

    Anyways,

    Relations

    Friends and not-enemies

    weeb TPM - What can I say? You were by Best Friend until we were in second class, mate. But I'll never forgive u 4 beeing such a weeb!

    Polska - You are generally good, but why are you listenning to those from Kaczyński? We should be balanced, not Right catholic!

    McDonald Mtcat - Well, I barely know you, but you're most powerful user, so everyone wants to be your friend! I also want :3

    Lietuva - Well, where can I start? You were raiding and fighting versus Poland centuries before you signed personal union with him. You hated him later. You fought against him in 1920 and 1939. But I understand you. Poland is like benzine smell: you love it or you hate it. I like you anyways.

    G Britain - Well, well, mr Snob. I like you, but don't be so Eurosceptic! Integrate!

    Sweden - You did some cool things. weeb likes you, so I am to.

    True Belarus - FIGHT! IF YOU CAN'T PROTESTATE AGAINST TYRRANIC AND REPRESSIVE GOV, YOU MUST FIGHT! BE STRONG! BE PATIENT! BE PERSEVERANT AND YOU WILL BE FREE!!!

    Suomi - You're one of the best countries in europe

    Burger - Ur cool. BUT. PLEASE. STOP. BE. GLOBAL. POLICEMAN. You are so meddlesome! BTW you should know fornite sucks.

    Kiribati - you have good prime minister, not like Poland :,(. Although you have town called Poland and this is XD.

    Frenemies Neutral

    Workwork - well, let's just start at the point: i don't like you a bit. No personal reasons, but more historical? Prusy, Imperialist and finally him - you were kicking Poland's ass through centuries. You have nice industry, music, music and folklore, but no strong feelings.


    Yup
    I was on da group photo. We proud

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