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    Hello, I was banned from June to August last summer (2019 as of writing this) so I was quite inactive for a long while. I'd like to start a'new. The rest of this page is a total clusterfuck so I'm sorry if it gave you permanent brain damage. I like men very much. If some of you have been here from 2017 you might know me and I just want to say that Hey i've changed. I've grown with the help of this wiki.



    About me

    • I'm Asexual
    • I'm also gay
    • I'm Liberal (but I don't want to debate w/ anyone your opinions are valid)
    • G A M E R
    • I live in Calgary
    • will easily give up personal information
    • but who knows I could be making this all up
    • but I'm not
    • but I could
    • I have a Crested Gecko named Miles
    • vibeo games are bretty cool
    • I once ate a bar of deodorant
    • I deeply regret it
    • Once cried over shrimp
    This user is Feminist.
    "Equality! Women are also stronk!"
    This user has been on the Polandball Wiki since 2017 (7 years).
    This user is Canadian.
    "Sorry, eh?"
    File:Centrismball.png This user is Centrist.
    "Radicalism is Anti-Democratic!"
    This user is Atheist.
    "There is no god!"
    This user is Active.
    "Yay!"
    This user is a Redditor.
    "Gib upvote plox"
    This user is Albertan.
    "Fortis Et Liber!"
    File:Acetool.png This user is Asexual.
    "sex is pretty cringe"






    This user is Homosexual
    "I like my same sex."



    rare blue lober
    File:Dancing polish cow at 4 am-1



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    you have been warned













    QUINN HAS ESCAPED THE FACILITY AND HAS COMMITTED A HATE CRIME OF A CLOGPOST, HE WILL NOW BE SENTENCED TO BE TESTED WITH KETER CLASSES ONLY AND WILL HAVE NO CHANCE OF SEEING THE LIGHT OF DAY AGAIN IF HE IS TO ESCAPE AGAIN HE WILL BE TERMINATED AND WILL LEAVE THE WIKI

    below here is filled with contaminated clog, only site personnel is allowed beyond this point

    ACCESS DENIED

    ACCESS DENIED

    [DOOR OPENS]

    ACCESS GRANTED













    Konnichiwa

    Hola

    Bonjour

    Hello

    Priviet

    Hej

    Halo

    Barev

    Zdravo

    Mhoro

    Ciao

    Moni

    Aloha

    Hoi

    Ni Hao

    Merhaba

    Salam

    Lumela

    Hallo

    Përshëndetje

    Selami

    Marhabaan

    Hyalo

    Kaixo

    dobry dzien

    Zdraveĭte

    haallo

    Bonghjornu

    Ahoj

    Saluton

    Tere

    Kamusta

    Hei

    Ola

    gamarjoba

    geie sas

    Helo

    Bonjou

    Sannu

    שלום

    namaste

    Nyob Zoo

    Szia

    Halló

    Nnọọ

    Dia Dhuit

    Sälemetsiz be

    chomreabsuor

    yeoboseyo

    Slav

    sabaidi

    Sveiki

    salama

    halea

    Bongu

    Hiha

    sain uu

    Moni

    سلام

    dzień dobry

    Sata sri akala

    Salut

    talofa

    هيلو

    salom

    vannakkam

    swasdi

    Zdrastuyte ہیلو

    xin chao

    Mholweni hela

    Pẹlẹ o

    Sawubona




    This user is Feminist.
    "Equality! Women are also stronk!"
    This user has been on the Polandball Wiki since 2017 (7 years).
    This user is Canadian.
    "Sorry, eh?"
    This user is Scottish.
    "Ah ya bastarts!"
    This user is French.
    "Hon hon hon, je suis baguette!"
    This user is Icelandic.
    "I am not of Ice!"
    File:Centrismball.png This user is Centrist.
    "Radicalism is Anti-Democratic!"
    This user is Atheist.
    "There is no god!"
    This user is Active.
    "Yay!"
    This user is a Redditor.
    "Gib upvote plox"
    This user is a Native American.
    "Buffalo! Eagle! Jaguar!"
    This user is Albertan.
    "Fortis Et Liber!"
    File:Acetool.png This user is Asexual.
    "sex is pretty cringe"

    WASTELAND BELOW

    <poll>

    How many days should I spend behind bars
    1
    2
    3
    4
    5
    50
    70
    10
    9
    100,000
    capital punishment
    100 days of community service
    10 days with parole
    3 days with chance of parole
    0
    53
    no chance of parole
    house arrest
    20 days of community service
    5 days in an asylum
    </poll>
    


    Okay so this is epic
     
    — Ben Shapiro, president of New Zealand 1991-100 B.C.E

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    Front one

    |-|Demolition= Work in progress |-|404 not found= </tabber>

     
    this page is very m e s s y just like my life
    

    i am very lonely.

    Log January 30 2017 SCPS Curtana STATUS UPDATE: This is Yuri Malenkov we are nearing Jupiter to neutralize 1548-Ω-1, we've lost contact with the Foundation, I don't know what's happening, we're all confused, what is tha- OH GOD JESUS! [screams from crew end abruptly and the vessel is silent] [end log]

    я хочу умереть свг

    http://brantsteele.net/survivor/samoa/r.php?c=1lLmZpJY

    My crappy, boring story

    I am a big Polandball fan. I started on Pinterest and then moved to Instagram and Pinterest. I found out about this by looking up Vanuatuball on safari; I saw a link and then I was amazed and overwhelmed. this is clearly my favorite thing on the internet. you can find me on Instagram @_el_salvador_ball _, I contribute largely. I had a lot of controversy rangin from alt accounts to apparently being a pedophile. I left the wiki for a long time but i'm back.

    I'm the most hated person alive right now
     
    — ajit pai


    after an incident with NESTLEH (who was right i was wrong) I will not be posting any comics anymore.

    -Iminlovewithpolandball

    will be posting comics

    -IminilovewithpolandballI

    Things I'm terrified of

    Wasps (extremely like if It's summer and I hear a buzz I run to the door, once I had wasps build a nest in my house I'm still scared of going in the room (anxiety))

    Tusk (that movies was horrifying never watch it)

    People (those creatures are so scary!)

    death

    transformation

    the end of the world

    Germs

    walruses

    stop you've violated the law!

    I totally oof video games a lot. am a true gamer. I am an epiccc bruh. I like:

    • Kirby (Kirby's Dreamland 3, Kirby Superstar)
    • The Legend of Zelda (Missing Link, Ocarina of Time)
    • Mario (Super Mario World, Mario Allstars, etc.)
    • Shinobi (Revenge of Shinobi, Rise of the ninja master)
    • Alone in the dark (Alone in the dark 3)
    • I have no mouth but I must scream
    • Earthbound
    • Wolfenstein (Beyond Wolfenstein, Wolfenstein 3D)
    • Fallout
    • Contra
    • Mortal Kombat II
    • Walsingham Files (Chapter 1)
    • Ghosts 'n' Ghouls
    • Catacomb Abyss
    • Minecraft
       


    Places I've Been Too

    BC:

    Malakwaball

    North Vancouverball

    Chilliwack

    Hope

    Lund

    Radium Hotsprings

    Golden

    Salmon Arm

    Feild

    Donald

    Rogers

    Rogers Pass

    Revelstoke

    Craigeliachie

    Solsqua

    Sicamous

    Tappen

    Balmoral

    Sorrento

    Osoyoos

    Squamish

    Chase

    Monte Creek

    Kamloops

    Merritt

    Popkum

    Abbotsford

    Coquitlam

    Burnaby

    Gibsons

    Roberts Creek

    Sechelt

    Halfmoon Bay

    Madeira Park

    Saltery Bay

    Stillwater

    Lang Bay

    Powell River

    Savary

    Vancouverball

    ALBERTA

    Calgaryball (duh)

    Priddisball

    Cochrane

    Balzac

    Airdrie

    Crossfield

    Olds

    Black Diamond

    Sunshine

    Lake Louis

    Banffball

    Jasper

    Sundre

    Caroline

    Rocky Mountain House

    Buck Creek

    Rocky Rapids

    Tomahawk

    Sundance

    Seba Beach

    Wabamun

    Betula Beach

    Point Alison

    Kapasiwin

    Lakeview

    Fallis

    Coaldale

    Canmore

    Edmontonball

    Sylvan Lake

    Erminiskin Indian Reserve 138

    Medicine Hatball

    Stoney Indian Reserve 142-143-144

    Bankhead

    Chestermere

    Brooks

    SASKATCHEWAN:

    Cypress Hills

    Maple Creek

    GUATEMALA:

    Guatemala Cityball

    Fraijanes

    Tikal

    USA:

    Montanaball

    Houstonball

    OTHER:

    Brazilball

    Belizeball

    Arusha

    Dar Es Salaam

    Zanzibar

    Nairobi

    Zurich

    Friends

    File:Crash2.gif user:The Planless Crashman- made my icon

    user:nothing to watch

    user:Pomik108- i am fan

    user:soviet22

     user:ByzantivmBall- we are both from Calgary!

    user:friedWAffles

    User:NJBall

    File:NASH ICON.gif User:Nashorntangle

    User:NESTLEH- not really friend but just generally a nice person who helps me and everyone else

    User:HungarianMapper17- nice guy from the userball wiki

    user:canada_the_marine prolly not anymore

    File:SuperMobb-icon.png User:SuperMobb

    User:Mocha tea

    User:Q76etvxcvqt3r2f- we live in Calgary

    User:Asi627e2ttes- super nice person who also lives in Calgary!

    userboxes (the ones at the end are really distantly)

    This user is a /r/polandballer.
    "Upvote my comic plox"
    This user has been on the Polandball Wiki since 2017 (7 years).
    This user is Canadian.
    "Sorry, eh?"
    This user is Dutch.
    "Dykes, dikes, and bikes"
    This user is reeeeally lazy
    This user is British.
    "Rule Britannia, M8."
    This user is British Columbian.
    "Sushi and nanaimo bars eh?"
    This user is French.
    "Hon hon hon, je suis baguette!"
    This user is Icelandic.
    "I am not of Ice!"
    This user is Irish.
    "Ádh liom!"
    File:Communistball improved.png This user is Communist.
    "ALL THE WORKERS OF THE WORLD, UNITE!!"
    This user is Socialist.
    "Work harder! We are the leftists! Work work work!"
    This user is Czech.
    "Česko může mít pivo!"
    This user is Anglo-Saxon.
    "Remove Normans!"
    This user is Scottish.
    "Ah ya bastarts!"
    This user is Active.
    "Yay!"
    This user is Quebecois.
    "Hon hon hon! Vive le Quebec libre!"
    This user is Agnostic.
    "God exists or not?"
    This user is Sealander.
    "GIB INDEPENDENCE! REMOVE TULIP!"
    This user is Separatist.
    "We need to be of INDEPENDENT!"
    This user is Inuit.
    "ᐃᓄᒃᑎᑐᑦ"
    This user is Welsh.
    "Flwvr?!"
    This user is Northern Territorian.
    "Live free in the NT!!!"
    This user is Northern Irish.
    "Bomb! Bomb!!! *Explodes*"
    File:2ballnew.png This user is Caucasic / White.
    "We are the western ethnicity!"
    This user is New Zealander.
    "KIWI!"
    This user is Australian.
    "G'day mate!"
    This user is American.
    "God bless 'Murica."
    This user is Spanish.
    "Putas separatists!"
    This user is Belgian.
    "I'm not German flipped"
    This user is German.
    "Wörk, wörk."
    This user is part of the NWO.
    "Novus Ordo Seclorum"
    This user is Ghanaian.
    "Ghana stronk independent clay!"
    This user is New Yorker.
    "I paaked my caa in the yaad."
    This user is New Jerseyan.
    "What'ca think ya doin?"
    This user is Zimbabwean.
    "I only has 100 trillion dollar bill..."
    This user is Jamaican.
    "Me smoke ganja a' dey"
    This user is English.
    "Still waiting for sunrise"
    This user is Swedish.
    "Börk Börk"
    File:45161910.png This user is Norwegian.
    "Viking time!!!"
    VE
    Number One Republic of Bjork Lazytown Iceland It's Iceland time!
    Regions Reykjavíkball Southern Peninsulaball • Western Regionball • Westfjordsball • Northwestern Regionball • Northeastern Regionball • Eastern Regionball • Southern Regionball
    Localities *Most of them are underpopulated, but the capitalball of Icelandball Reykjavíkball is exempted from the population gentrification project of the wiki.
    Former entities Migrants that crossed the ocean (its clay was totally uninhabited before the Viking Age) • Icelandic Commonwealthball Kalmar Unionball Norwegian Icelandball Danish Icelandball Kingdom of Icelandball

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