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    “ Got any children? Send them on my way and I'll fix you up one good barbecue!! ”
     
    — The Cursed One ASwarmOfBEES!
    “ i wil cok u juisy stek 😎👍 ”
     
    — Your Babushka, with love!
    “ ☜(⌒▽⌒)☞ I love grassss yes I do I love grass how bout you ”
     
    — Virgin Virginian ASwarmOfBEES!


    What's up my groovy droovy hipsta hoppas?? What's the 411??

    First of all, to ward of any rumors, no, I am not a Bee. I am MOANA I am a human (I hope) that lives in Northwest Virginiaball. (Specifically the Shenandoah Valley) however I was born in Denverball and I grew up Smoking pot there for my first nine years of life. 🫖 That's all the tea *sip sip*

    I am probably the only person for miles on end to own a Soviet Flag

    Also currently traveling to California to cure my fear of hell 👍

    Friends

    My Victims Friends that I have made on Polandball wiki, sorted by continent!

    North America

    My favorite continent, because it's where I live! Ah, home sweet home. I also love North America just because of the fact that it's not Europe. Boy am I glad I'm not a Brit! *laughs*

    - Trayaurette - Wouldn't be surprised if I found him fighting against the Russians in Ukraine My first friend, I think we became friends because he sided with me on Ukraine or something but he also lives in Virginia too (Specifically Roanoke which I have been to multiple times) I guess, so that's cool.

    - TheElectricBomb Watch out; the Americans will probably use you as an energy source Ok, so I guess I forgot that I was once alive and I was once active on this wiki. I went to friend him an then I realized he already was my friend so I guess you're welcome to say I have altimeters He's also an American like me BUT HE DOESN'T SUPPORT ANARCHY!

    - Shiningflair Green and Pink..Hey.. Those colors look very familiar.. ANOTHER AMERICAN FRIEND I have too many Also LGBTQ+ like me! Admin on the Polandball Wiki Server as well so that's cool I guess.

    - 7oz Will battle you to the death Has some poggers LGBTQ+ Icons and he lives in Oregon. Fellow Nerd like me

    Earth

    Apparently these people live everywhere at once, which is a skill I hope to master one day. Teach me your wisdom!

    - Cheebow8 OMG ITS A FRANK WHAT THE FIDDLE FOOQ DO I DO??? Gotta give him credit for liking bauggets tho, that stuff is the The Bomb.com personification of poggers. Shame on me however, I don't know where he LIVES! I had to categorize him somewhere, so I put him in the 'dunno' category, but I have a suspicion he lives in NoVa due to his extended knowledge of Northern Virginian counties. Maybe I've found a fellow Virginian!! *cries tears of joy*


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    World

    My opinions on how I think the world looks. You're welcome to argue with me over them on my message wall!! (Please don't actually lol)

    North America

    • Hawaiian Independence Conflict - I've actually been to Hawaii before to visit my aunt WHO ABANDONED ME IN APPALACHIA and the conflict was actually decently serious. Some people put the Hawaiian US State Flag upside down to show their support of Hawaiian Independence, and others fly the old Hawaiian Kingdom Flag on the back of their trucks or whatever. I think it makes sense to have Hawaii independent, because the US just kinda nabbed it..
    • Quebec Independence Conflict So, some people may say I'm a Francophobe (Even though I'm part french). Now, Should I be a Francophobe? No. Could I be a Francophobe? Yes. Am I a Francophobe? No duh of course No, I am not A francophobe But I'll tell you how much I hate blondes- However, I do not think Quebec deserves independene, or more freedom than any other provinces. Suck it frog legs!
    • Greenland Independence Conflict Honestly there's really not that much up there except for a few Natives and some Viking Skulls, so I don't see the hurry to get Greenland Independence. However, if their population increases, I think I'd allow it.
    • Alaskan Independence Conflict Sure, I get it, just because something doesn't border the mainland, it obviously deserves Independence, Right? WRONG. I do believe that we should give the Inuits more freedom, and possibly even create a republic, but an independent Alaska? Nah. Also they would be immediately occupied by the Russians
    • Wexit Conflict You know, you kinda gotta feel bad for the Albertans. They were serious about independence but Canada pulled it off as a joke calling it 'Wexit' Good one Justin. But yeah this is really stupid get a life Alberta.

    *The Audacity of West Virginia Many Europeans joke around how Americans talk about the person in the state next to them as if they're savages, and tbh, it's true. I've even collected some offensive West Virginian Jokes such as:

    • Q: Why was the toothbrush invented in West Virginia?
    • A: Because otherwise it'd be called the teethbrush

    West Virginians are an utter disappointment and they are pure redneck hillbillies who haven't found out that mullets have gone out of style. AINT AINT A WORD!

    South America

    • Falklands/Islas Malvinas Dispute Nuke the Islands, Dammit. This one is complicated.. Britan didn't take it from any Native, so I think I'd side with them. Now you may say: But Bee! The Islas Malvinas are closer to Argentina than the UK! And you, whoever you are, would be correct. And I would congratulate you on your spectacular Observational Skills But let me ask you this. Well, [Insert Name Here]- My toes are farther away from the center of my body than, let's say, any object near me. Does that still mean I own my toes? HELL YEA, AND WHYRE YOU TRYNA STEAL ME TOES?? yes. I still own my toes. Why do I doubt you understand that
    • File:French Guyana-icon.png - French Guyanese Independence Conflict SCRAM FROG LEGS! YOU DON'T BELONG IN SOUTH AMERICA! No but seriously Monsieur Baguette Lafayette needs to leave. I'm not being francophobic I swear What happened to anti-imperialism??

    Europe

    • Scottish Independence Conflict- Just let them play their bagpipes in peace I understand why they would want independence, especially with Brexit and all, and I think I would support it, but again, what really is up there other than Rocky Rocks and Scott's who can't say a sentence with out cussing? Nothing. Absolutely Nothing.
    • Catalonia and Basque Independence Movements Spaniard Spaniard go away.. Come again another day Spain has violently suppressed the cultures of these places and therefore I support Independence for these areas. Sorry not sorry Conquistadors
    • Kosovo Independence Conflict KOSOVO IS SPQR I've heard American tourists like to travel to Kosovo so that they can say they've been to a 'disputed area which sounds to me like something Kosovoans, Serbians, and Albanians alike can all call pure B.S. Anyway, I think that Kosovo should be free because ehem Serbia, sorry to break it to you, but Yugoslavia ain't coming back. They looong gone.
    • Crimean Dispute Before the Invasion I would've told myself that Crimea was Russian, because the people there want to be Russian. But the fact that Russia used Crimea to get through to Ukraine makes me think that Putin doesn't want Crimea just because the people there are Russian, but rather as a foothold to block of Ukraine. As of now, it's fully Ukrainian to me.

    Africa

    • - Western Sahara Dispute Fr tho these ppl gotta calm down. 🙄 This isn't that big of a conflict and I think we can settle it peace-إنها تنتمي إلى المغرب !! naw in all seriousness Idrc.

    The Rest of the world

    (WORK IN PROGRESS!)

    Questions about Christianity

    Would you be so kind to answer these? I've asked my pastor these questions too many times and he's almost to the point of kicking me out of the church.

    • 1. Was Jesus's last name Christ??
      • Cheebow8: I don't think people had last names back then. It was like this: If you lived back then and your dad's name was Billy, then your name would be [INSERT NAME] son of Billy. Jesus's name was Jesus son of Joseph.
      • CD-R Kek: Well, not biologically, Jesus took the title "son of Joseph", so that the Romans won't suspect the connections of his birth.
    • 2. Adam and Eve were doing Alabama stuff with their children before Alabamans were doing it
      • CD-R Kek: Cause there were no other parents aside from Adam and Eve themselves, then how did his son Cain get a wife? (⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠) *Macintosh Plus plays*
    • 3. Jesus isn't coming back. Last time he came we hung him on a cross and all and I don't think he would be too excited to return.
      • Cheebow8: He will return because of the prophecy in Revelation.
    • 4. In the story where Jesus replicates fish and loaf for everyone, he turns around and calls his mother woman. How exactly did he not get slapped?'
      • Cheebow8: He was an adult and Mary never sinned.



    Thank you!

      • ASwarmOfBEES! Gracias! My Pastor was very excited when I told him these answers.

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