Oxfordball is a cityball in Englandball. It is very smart
AND HATES SCHOOL HATERS. It is very nice to everybody (except Cambridgeball). Oxfordball lies 90 miles west of Londonball and is known for its dreaming spires and drunk students. Thames and Cherwell Rivers run through Oxfordball making it a great place for oxes to cross fords.
- It is older than Aztecball.
- University is better than Cambridgeball's
- The experimental rock band Radiohead is from its clay and is also its best-selling act.