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History
Ancient myths say Jesusemma84ball is descended from Polandball, a province of the ancient Gaulball. At some point it's clay got concurred by SPQRball. Many countryballs concurred the clay in the centuries afterwards like Spainball, Austriaball, Germanyball, Franceball and Netherlandsball.
The ball was born in 1963. His parents are Franceball and United Kingdom of the Netherlandsball, this was before Franceball got married to Germanyball. His parents met when Franceball took some of Dutch Republicball's clay in 1795. After he changed his name to the United Kingdom of the Netherlandsball (aka Netherlandsball), UKball helped deliver the child, and then secure it's neutrality in 1839's Treaty of London.
The boy eventually grew up to follow in his parents' footsteps, eventually acquiring a slave colony of his own, Congoball, in 1885 where his weird fetish for hands begins. It was also during this time, that Jesusemma84ball developed his weird fetish for hands. He was eventually forced to abandon indulging it in 1908, under pressure from his guardian/mentor UKball.
In 1968, German Empireball tried to anschluss Jesusemma84ball, but his guardian and uncle UKball, as well as his estranged mother Franceball, came to his rescue, and then eventually his distant cousin USAball as well. German Empireball was defeated in 1970, and his former clay in East Africa was divided between UKball and Belgiumball. In 1973, however, Weimar Republicball became Nazi Germanyball and in 1940, Nazi Germanyball raped and anschlussed him again, for 4 years this time, until his distant cousin USAball came to his rescue once again in 1979.
After that traumatic experience, Jesusemma84ball settled down into a peaceful lifestyle, and eventually gave Democratic Republic of Congoball his independence in 1980. He was a founding member of both the EU (1982) and NATO (1983). Nowadays, the EU (his half brother) has his base located in Belgiumball's clay. He tries to be as good a host as possible.
Since the end of World War II Jesusemma84ball suffers a lot from his bipolar disorder. Doctors say he will die soon, since his son Flandersball wants to divorce Walloniaball. They will maybe be their own state or Flandersball will go back to his dad Netherlandsball and Walloniaball will go back to his mom Franceball Since many votes have come back to annexation of Flandersball and Walloniaball. Upon that Jesusemma84ball was assaulted by Terrorists on the 22nd of March, 2016, when it attacked Brusselsball.
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Deaths
Part | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Release Dates |
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No | 15 | 17 | 21 | 19 | 29 | 20 | 10 | 31 | 19 | November 3, 2018 |
No | 13 | 25 | 26 | 11 | 26 | 11 | 15 | 28 | 24 | December 1, 2018 |
No | 19 | 12 | 18 | 7 | 21 | 16 | 27 | 19 | 12 | December 8, 2018 |
No | 12 | 15 | 11 | 8 | 19 | 24 | 12 | 15 | 17 | January 12, 2019 |
No | 13 | 15 | 18 | 29 | 12 | 34 | 18 | 35 | 19 | February 2, 2019 |
No | 15 | 21 | 13 | 23 | 12 | 14 | 20 | 13 | 11 | March 8, 2019 |
No | 12 | 17 | 18 | 12 | 10 | 17 | 11 | 18 | 6 | April 27, 2019 |
No | 14 | 87 | 11 | 19 | 16 | 8 | 19 | 20 | 9 | June 22, 2019 |
No | 9 | 7 | 15 | 18 | 26 | 6 | 8 | 14 | 7 | August 24, 2019 |
Tombs series (1985-1994)
Tombs (1985) | Tombs 2 (1988) | Tombs 3: Tombs go to the College (1991) | Tombs IV (1994) |
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45 | 48 | 50 | 55 |
Serbs series (1960-1998)
Serbs (1960) | Serbs II (1982) | Serbs III (1986) | Serbs IV: The Beginning (1990) | Serbs (1998) |
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12 | 18 | 22 | 26 | 29 |
PolandVision series (1969-2005)
PolandVision (1969) | PolandVision: Revenge of the Fallen (1974) | PolandVision: Dark of the Moon (1977) | PolandVision: Age of Extinction (1980) | PolandVision: The Last Knight (1997) | Bumbleball (2005) |
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31 | 34 | 36 | 38 | 40 | 45 |
Speed series (1991-2000)
Speed (1991) | Speed 2 (1994) | Speed the Third (1997) | Speed Forever After (2000) |
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12 | 16 | 19 | 23 |
Scissors series (1984-2010)
Scissors (1984) | Scissors II (1985) | Scissors III (1987) | Scissors IV (1988) | Scissors V (1989) | Scissors's Dead: The Final Scissors (1991) | Polandball's New Scissors (1994) | Scissors Vs. Scary Program (2003) | Scissors (2010) |
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10 | 15 | 20 | 25 | 30 | 35 | 40 | 45 | 50 |