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This user is Turkish. "Kebabı savunun!" |
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This user is Greek. "Gib moni, you Nazi" |
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This user is ŞakŞak. "Malafat-ül Şakşakiye..." |
Welcome, now these are some useful Turkish phrases from an unknown source:
"O elindeki *something* i/ı alırım senin amına sokarım!"
"Terörist amına koduğumunun çocuğu!"
"Karakterini siktiğiminin teröristi!"
"Git hevallerini ara sikerim ananı senin!"
Anthems that I've finished with
The better is up above and worse is down below.
"İstiklal Marşı" (cuz y'now)
"Cоюз нерушимый республик свободных..."
"Ceddin Deden"
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"March of the Volunteers"
"ای ایران"
"Менің Қазақстаным"
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"Hej Sloveni"
"Azərbaycan Marşı"
"Мила Родино"
"התקווה"
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"سُرودِ مِلّئ جُمهورئ اِسلامئ ایران"
"وطنم"
The one I disgust:
"Մեր Հայրենիք"
Opinions on countries
Positive
Türkiye... I hope that education is getting better.
Azərbaycan! Brother nation, Two flags, one nation!
Ελλάδα... We really should stop these keyboard wars... Really... also I am crypto-Pontic... not a real Turk...
Україна! I hope that 
Rossiya won't turn you into one another 
puppet. 
ישרא! 
Palestine is not real, It can't hurt you. אױ װײ!
Complicated
Србија... Known for creating this cancerous meme called "Remove Kebab" but at least no Serb did that shit, only evil and heartless, emotionless "people" did.
Only thing that is positive about you is your flag, otherwise I don't care about Bulgaria.
Getting Turkey inside EU will be nothing but throwing Turkey down a void, but EU doesn't accepts Turkey... so... not that bad.
Can you please do something about air pollution, please?
Hostile
Seriously, why?
Stop breeding or commiting crimes or out of our borders.- You never change...
Random
- You could trigger me very easily by saying the magical words: "
Istanbul is 
Constantinople." or "
Yerevan/
Athens/
Sofia/
Belgrade is better than Istanbul." But you'll probably be screwed. - Not quite brave, but would definetly enter a keyboard war against Armens.
- As a
Muslim, I'll go with Israel. (
secular Muslim) - Neutral at political parties.
- I have a very bad habit of Transformers figures.
- Actually I like the Michael Bay series of Transformers (please don't sue me)
- While my older sibling likes Fortnite, I didn't even hit him because of that (cuz' I respect him)
- "I played Fortnite once, it was like you're fiddling with the trash bag." (mij not virgin)
- My favourite Turkish curse word is "Zevksiz sikiş mahsülü/mamülü" which translates into "Product of unpleasant sex"
- I sing
Soviet anthem when I'm confused - I'm addicted to tea.
Achievements
- 30 June 2019: Owning a Legendary monster in Monster Legends.
- 15 July 2019: Hatred against Erdoğan. (oh you, the II. Mussolini)
- 1 Aug 2019: Being a turncoat against Turkey and leaving Turkish nationalism shite. (Yes, I'm a crypto-Pontic and Pontus is my biggest dream)