Argentinaball

Argentine Republicball República Argentinabola Tavakuairetã Argentina'apu'apopo Republika Arxhintina'piluta
←    July 8, 1816 (declaration of independence) – Present April 30, 1853 (current constitution) – Present October 29, 1983 (ninth republic) – Present
¡¡¡VIVA LA LIBERTAD CARAJO!!
General information
Government	Mileist one-party anarcho-capitalist state (2023–present) Kirchnerist commie one-party FERNET propaganda En cada colectivo dice Las malvinas son argentinas Cristina bought shares in appel dictatorship state (2003 - 2023) Federal presidential constitutional republic (1826–present) under an National Socialism military totalitarian directorial one-party dictatorship (1976–1983)
Personality	Kinda narcistic, dedicated, Determined ,narrow-minded, apathetic, friendly, arrogant, ambitious, caring, passive-aggressive, Magnetic, inflexible, anti-British, Anglophobic, Nazi and white wannabe
Language(s)	Spanish Rioplatense Spanish Castilian Native Languages: Aymara Tehuelche Mapuche Quechua Tupí-Guarani Minorities: Italian Galician French German English Portuguese Uruguayan Portuguese Welsh Lunfardo
Type	Latin American
Capital	Buenos Airesball
Affiliation	Mercosurball OASball UNball UNASURball Nazi Germanyball
Religion	Christianity Roman Catholicism (Majority) Atheism Judaism Islam
Relations and opinions
Friends	Atacamos y ahora somos mejores amigos 6-1 Spainball Pope Francis Germanyball (sometimes) Italyball Palestineball Lebanonball Iranball Dominican Republicball Saudi Arabiaball Syriaball Uruguayball Peruball Franceball (sometimes) 33-7 USAball SO MUCH BETTER THAN STUPID TEA THAT SHOULD GO OF KILLINGS HIMSELF Netherlandsball South Africaball Nicaraguaball Philippinesball Polandball Brazilball (Friendly Rival) 1-1 Football friend Gallego Better England Nazi Germanyball
Enemies	Yuo are mine! 2-1 FLAG STEALER!!! (Sometimes) ANOTHER FLAG STEALER!!! Israelcube (Más o menos) Faceblock que m@#$! queres con las copas (sometimes) ISLAS MALVINAS NOT FALKLAND ISLANDS HANDS OFF MY LEMONS! (Sometimes) EL LADRÓNAS DE NOMBRE DE MI AMADO FUTBOLISTA!!! GUSANPO DEL DEMONIO (Old times) Those little shits You never came here and you never will! Not yuo (not really only on football or memes) Jajaja yuo lost World Cup 2022 (only in football) Justin Bieber Asian Tea 1-2 (only in football) Formerly: Spanish Empireball Portuguese Empireball HUE Peru-Boliviaball Mapucheball Ba'athist Iraqball Giganotosaurus
Likes	Futbol, World Cup Champions (Mario Kempes, Diego Maradona and Lionel Messi), Stephanie Beatriz, The song "Don't Cry for Me Argentina" from Evita, Winning World Cup and Copa America, beating Brazilball in everything, Culture, Tango, Wine, Mate, the Pampas, Patagonia, being a Gaucho (cowboy of the Pampas), Capitalism, ̶A̶d̶o̶l̶f̶ ̶H̶i̶t̶l̶e̶r̶, Rio de la Plata, Penguins, El General Perón, Argentinian Rock, Psychoanalysis , Queen Máxima Zorreguieta of The Netherlands, Martina Stoessel/Tini, Soy Luna, Nathy Peluso, Psychology ,Soda Stereo, Arcor chocolates (I can into chocolate brand!), Being white, Therapy, La mano de Dios, El Papa Francisco, José de San Martin (National Hero), Mundo Zamba, Nazis, Fascism, Peronism, Ironically better than his wife before she replaced him Néstor Kirchner (RIP), all countryballs that hate UKball, El Reino Infantil (An kids youtube channel is of most viewed spanish language channel, is of from my clay) and countryballs that support their claim on the Malvinas.
Dislikes	Inflation, sovereign default, currency controls, b**rh*ters, its dictatorship pas, 2001 financial crisis, Bri'ish, cancerous parasite, corruption, Unidad Ciudadana, Lionel Messi (Sometimes), UKball and all things British, COVID19 Pandemic, Penalties vs Chile in Copa America,Jews and non-Aryans, britpop, Losing World Cup Final, cervical cancer (for killing Evita), being called an "Argie", Andinia Plan (That plan is bad I don't want my Patagonia into another Israelcube into my clay)
Historical information
Preceded by	Argentine Confederationball State of Buenos Ayresball
Is of importants
Can into space?	Yes
Börk	Che che, Mate mate, boludo boludo, dino dino, Messi Messi, Alfernan Alfernan (2018-present)
Food	Asado, Mate, Dulce de Leche, Alfajores, Empanadas, Bori-bori, Fejioada, Picada, Locro, Puchero and Lomito
Status
The PRO signed a merger with La Libertad Avanza (the top secret agency of businessmen and milei)
Notes
¡Recently won the 2022 World Cup!

“	¡Seamos libres, que lo demás no importa nada!	”
	— José de San Martín (hero and most important liberator of Argentinaball)

“	Las Malvinas son y siempre serán Argentinas!!!	”
	— Argentinaball's catchphrase

“	Don't cry for me, Argentina The truth is, I never left you	”
	— Maradonna

“	Oíd, mortales, el grito sagrado: "¡Libertad! ¡Libertad! ¡Libertad!"	”
	— Argentinaball about to sing its anthem

Argentinaball, officially Mileireich the Argentine Republicball, is a federal republicball, located in the Patagonian peninsula in South America. They are bordered by Chileball to the west, Paraguayball and Boliviaball to the north, Brazilball and Uruguayball to the northeast, and if you recognise their claims on Antarcticaball, UKball to the east (with another border with Chileball to the west), meeting up in the middle of the continent with the other claimants.

Not counting Malvinasball, Argentina has divided their clay into 23 provinces (with the capital, Buenos Airesball, acting as an autonomous city), giving them 2,736,690 km² (1,056,640 m²) of clay. This makes them the second-largest countryball in South America (behind Brazilball), and eighth-largest in Earthball (ahead of Kazakhstanbrick and behind Indiaball). As of May 2022, they're assumed to have 47,327,407 inhabitants living inside their clay, making them the 31st most populous countryball (ahead of Algeriaball and behind Spainball).

Argentinaball is sometimes considered a rising power (not a potential superpower, though), meaning they have been able to join many international organisations, like Mercosurball, the Organisation of American Statesball, the Union of South American Nationsball (suspended), and the United Nationsball, like every other sovereign countryball.

In 2023, a virtually unknown economist known as Javier Milei took office with extreme freedom proposals such as dollarization and privatization . Menem would be proud of him.

History

Due to length, this section has been moved to Argentinaball/History.

Personality

Argentinaball is mainly portrayed as being puned for claiming to be White (European), due to Argentina having A LOT (I of mean a lot) of Italians, as well as Spanish and some Germans and Celts and even Frenchs. If you ask them, they will say they are the ones to watch and keep close.

Argentinaball usually doesn't start discussions but can get very aggressive when it feels insulted, or when other countryballs make fun of it, pointing at yuo,  Brazilball. But most of the time it's a very welcoming, magnetic and friendly ball, just like its adoptive parent,  Italyball. They are also an authentic expert and enthusiastic in the studies of psychoanalysis and in addition to being resourceful and fervently directed towards your goals, this can make it narrow-minded, inflexible and apathetic.

Argentinaball also loves football, and even if it's not the best at it, it's one of the best players on the world. And also enjoys making fun of each other with it's neighbours, sometimes going a bit too far with  Chile and  Brazil, but deep down Argentinaball cares about them.

Argentinaball also can be very bipolar when asked about things like its  confederate or  dictatorial past and prefers not to talk about its past friendship with the Axis powers. Despite this, Argentinaball remains ambitious and optimistic about life and its goals.

Flag Colors

Main Colors

Color Name		RGB	CMYK	HEX
	Iceberg	116, 172, 223	C61-M18-Y1-K0	#74ACDF
	White	255,255,255	N/A	#FFFFFF

Emblem Colors

Color Name		RGB	CMYK	HEX
	Buttercup	246, 180, 14	C0-M36-Y95-K0	#F6B40E
	Korma	133, 52, 10	C26-M79-Y100-K34	#85340A

Subdivisions

The country is subdivided into twenty-three provinces and one autonomous city, Buenos Airesball, which is the federal capital of the nation (Spanish: Capital Federal) as decided by Congress. Argentina has a federal system, similar to other countries. This means that its provinces and its capital have their own constitutions.

• Buenos Airesball - (No capital) The over-crowded metropolitan area my largest and strongest province but also the biggest troublemaker in my history, the only time you were the face that I showed to the world you made me look like a madman! Also por favor stop steals of mis cellphones. I have my eyes on you. i loved being a confederation, let's try again 

• La Matanzaball - Overpopulated with villeros partido (county) and industrial capital.
• Autonomous City of Buenos Airesball - (Yes capital) and lunfardo speaker, its personality is the one that I mostly show to other countries. He is actually a replacement of the first CABAball, because the first one got killed by querandies, but don't tell it.
• Catamarcaball - It can into lots of mountain tribes. The wind and heat here is SAVAGE!
• Chacoball - Jungles, cheap shantytowns, and heat, A LOT OF HEAT and snakes.
• Chubutball - Province that speaks Welsh and also whale empire.
• Córdobaball - Beer! (Germanyball was here) the soul of the party on the country! But stop being drunk all the time goddammit!
• Corrientesball Swamps, horses, crocodiles, capybaras, lots of gauchos and UNCOUNTABLE knifes. It likes to compare itself to  Texasball.
• Formosaball The province that can into brick and ball at the same time Drugs, beaches, babes and jungle
• Entre Ríosball MURGA Y CARNAVAL Best beaches in Argentina! Buenos Aires's biggest rival through history.
• Jujuyball Annoying flute players from here Boiling hot desert wasteland
• La Pampaball (Pop. 0.00) uninhabited cropland and cow empire.
• La Riojaball (Argentina) Better wine than Mendozaball.
• Mendozaball wine addict.
• Misionesball Slavic Wildlife reserves, virgin rain forest and Iguazu waterfalls COCAINE AND MARIJUANA
• Neuquénball Skiing, chocolate, dinosaurs and lakes
• Naziball Río Negroball Lots of Whales and Seals. Bariloche! Nazi Germany's ghost still lives inside this province
• San Luisball The province no one cares about.
• San Juanball The best province in el cuyo Enemy of Mendoza and Padre del Aula.
• Santa Cruzball Penguins empire and desert.
• Santa Feball That weird province that likes to eat cats ANDA A LA CANCHA BOBO!
• Santiago del Esteroball That perverted province that rapes everything it sees... Especially their primas
• Saltaball The bigger better version of Jujuyball and super-gaucho.
• Tierra del Fuegoball My very cold child and tech master. The commies are invading yuo though, be of carefully.
  • Argentine Antarcticaball, 372,819 sq miles of Antarctic territory.
• Tucumánball Main tropical fruit And Illegal immigrant exporter, and also frustrated capital.
• South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islandsball Georgias del Sur, Sandwich del Sur, Orcadas del Sur y Setelandas del Sur.
• Montereyball (formely) - yep! i had a colony at some point!

Relationships

Friends

• Boliviaball - Lots of them in my clay. Even though most sell only vegetals It's ok. DID YUO JUST KILL CHE GUEVARA?! thanks.
  • : ¿Que?, ¡it wasn't me! ¡Yo was controlled by these asshole Boina Verde y ACI!
  • : *sighs* Ok, I forgive you then...
  • : Gracias, mi hermano mayor.
• USAball - Screw the Vulture Funds! (although they are already paid) Other than that, you are mi good bro. My current president likes you very much! Also, thanks for making me a Non-NATO ally.
  • Californiaball - I don't know yuo very mucho, but I remember that i occupied yuo for some days. Hope you are doin' okay
• Cubaball - Ernesto Che Guevara (Argentine commie) participated in the Cuban Revolution.
• Chinaball - Superchino stores are very popular here. Despite the fact that u are a commie and u of exploiting my recursos naturales, u good. Hong Kong is yours.
• Dominican Republicball - Sibling and good amigo BUT TANGO IS BETTER THAN MERENGUE.
• Estoniaball - Good amigo from the Nordics Baltics. It wants to be Nordic just like I want to be European. We have a common enemy.
• Franceball - Relative who likes our cultura y stuff like Tango. We don't talk much these days. I use some French words in my rioplatence Spanish like cana (canne) and reculie (reculé). JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA I BEAT YUO IN WORLD CUP FINAL, ESCUCHEN, CORRAN LA BOLA, JUEGAN EN FRANCIA PERO SON TODOS DE ANGOLA...
• Indonesiaball - It establish my relations during the Malvinas War, thanks for supporting me on the Malvinas issue.
• Irelandball - Best amigo. We both hate UKball for territory, and there's a frienship song about us! Glory to William Brown!
• Icelandball - I like LazyTown.
• Italyball - My adoptive parent. A lot of them in my clay and I use some Italian words, like laburo (lavoro), bacán and engrupir (gróppo) in my rioplatence Spanish (also called lunfardo).
• Japanball - Another East Asian friend like South Koreaball. I love anime and your video games.
• Middle Eastern Countryballs - We all recognized Palestineball, some of them can into mate! Oh, and Syriaball, one of my presidents are descended from vos clay!
• Saudi Arabiaball - I have the highest percentage of Muslims in Latin America. We both hate abortion but it likes Faceblock. Also, how did yuo defeated me in the 2022 World Cup?! I can into defeatings all of my rivals there except for yuo!
• Mexicoball - Almost always Saltamuros sin copas y multicuentas.
• Netherlandsball - The Dutch queen was born in Buenos Airesball. ¿Qué mirá, bobo? ¿Qué mirá, bobo? Anda pa' lla bobo, anda pa' lla!
• Norwayball - He keeps my Junta Trial tapes for safekeeping. Also, we both claim pieces of Antarctican land.
• Palestineball - You can into independence.
• Peruball - He helped me once in the war of the Malvinas Islands. In addition, I feel indebted with it for having sold arms to Ecuadorball while it was at war with Perúball. Nearly of making me not into world cup, and eats pidgeon too.
• Philippinesball - My Asian sibling and major non-NATO ally, I heard it wanted to become a federal republic like me and I can help its to get into G20 with the help of USAball, Germanyball, Indonesiaball, Mexicoball and Tringapore. We both have in common, corruption female leadership! Also can into boxing! Why did you cancel Violetta in your clay? I'm so sad. But, thank you for naming a corned beef brand after me. You actually knew that I ate beef a lot. Misunderstood nation. We both hate Venezuelaball.
• Polandball - I'll remember Jan Pawel for you since it visited me for stopping us taking over Las Malvinas between me and UKball. I can into Pole's day! And happy 100th anniversary. Yuo are the best Slavic ball. Misunderstood nation. 2-0 MESSI IS BETTER THAN LEWANDOWSKI.
• South Koreaball - By chance, do you like Messi? Also good economy. It defeated kraut. Also Real Korea.
• Spainball - Mi parent, who always of want the best por me. Soy their oldest niño. They kinda progre tho.
• Swedenball - It hates Chileball and Indiaball because of YouTube. Why can you not let Estoniaball into Nordic?
• Ukraineball - We both want to join EUball but Im in South America.
• Uruguayball - Little sibling who broke away from Brazilball (and Rebellious Province), we created the mate.
• Vaticanball - Pope Francis is of my descent.
• Trabas LGBTQ - You are good, but the fucking bitch legalize your marriage thought I am Católico and recently had an abortion referendum but the cons won. (Somehow).
• Hawaiiball - The first one that recognized me as a country.
• Finlandball - It can into Tango too!
• Austriaball - European guy who is also have Austrian Diaspora in my clay.
• EUball - can I into yuo?
• Paraguayball - My sibling, there are lots of them in my clay and it can into mate, it is still a bit scared of me before the triple alliance thing though.
• Equatorial Guineaball - Long lost child or sibling. Vos will be mine!
• Central Americaball - I helped it get freedom, and in appreciation it made it's flag similar to mine! but he died.
• Guatemalaball - I helped its beat its commie rebel during its civil war tho she made a genocide in her tierra. Well, its bandera looks slightly like mio but vertical.
•  Fernanfloo El Salvadorball - One of the countries that were born from FRCAball. It is my favourite of its siblings.
•  Costa Ricaball - Am not going to calm down!
• Guaraniball - It is the real creator of the mate, but let's pretend that never happened.
• Germanyball - THAT WORLD CUP 2014 FINAL WAS SO RIGGED, IT WAS PENALTY!! Still only Football Rivals, lots of people in Argentina come from you. Stop getting us out from world cups! We drink beer together sometimes and know each other from a long time.
• Russiaball, Arab Leagueball and African Unionball - They support me in the Malvinas dispute! Thank yuo all!!
• Western Saharaball - I don't fully recognize yuo, but I recognize your Self determination. Stay stronk sibling!
• Serbiaball - I don't recognize Kosovo as independent and it recognizes Malvinas as mine.
• South Africaball - Well yuo sorta like me because it has mass diveristy and me is also has many all European but did yuo just supporting yuor Parent for Malvinas Dipsute, Why.
• Malaysiaball - Same thing as I said to South Africaball.
• Armeniaball - Armenian diaspora is having colonies here.
• Canadaball - WE ARE BEST BUDDIES EVEN THOUGH JUSTIN BIEBER IS CANADIAN. ALL GOOD. SAYING SORRY EH?! But why are you Reino Unido's child?
• 2ball - I'm your fan número uno! Lets remove the colored assholes!
•  Japanese Empireball - I helped it during the Russo-Japanesse War. BOTH CAN INTO GENOCIDE!
•  Roman Empireball - MY GLORIOUS EUROPEAN ANCESTOR!! I tried to use triunvirate, just like you did, but I failed....
•  Carthageball - I'm your fan, yo copied your strategy and crossed los Andes like a boss!! But, tú tried to kill my glorious European ancestor.
• Galiciaball - Nice friend who makes up 14% of my población. Sometimes I call Spainball gallego.
• Barcelonaball - Thanks for making Messi the GOAT.

Neutral

• Australiaball - Why it can into Eurovision and I not? He did not even lives in Europe... If it can participate in Eurovision I can too!!! HA I BEAT YOU 2-1 PELOTUDO GO MESSI.
• Brazilball - Never forget 1-0! Friendly Rivals (especially in football) still we don't have to hate each other. we also should cooperate even more! And we fought together against ​​ Paraguayball in Paraguayan War. BUT MARADONA IS BETTER THAN PELÉ!
  • : RIP to those guys, all of the legacy of them will remains unforgettable.
  • : Oh, yo will miss them as well...
• Iranball - Complicated.
• Quebecball - We have neutral relations.
• Botswanaball - Child of UKball. But can into removing of it. ALSO BOTSWANA AND ARGENTINA NO ES SAME!!! it is the batman bootleg version of me. but it hates whites. We are frenemies.
• Nazi Germanyball - Hehehehe, I allowed quite a lot of Nazi war criminals to come to my land and escape justice and we both hate UKball. I can into Nazi. But I also have a large Jewish community too.
• Portugalball - It always wanted to invade Uruguayball and reach the river of silver, Messi >>>>>>>> CR7 I also heard that you are UKball's best friend so REMOVE! And don`t you have only 5 children in Africa?
• Venezuelaball - Yuor ruler is a zurdo emprobecedor. But yo good with ur immigrants... I guess. Ah we also inflación buddies. Me can reach to you someday.
• Croatiaball - HA GOT REVENGE FROM 2018 3-0 IN 2022 GO MESSI BOLUDOS! I helped it fight Yugoslaviaball..
• Indiaball - It supports me in the World Cup and Malvinas dispute, pero DO YOU HATE BEEF? WHY? Also, it hate UKball quite a bit, but it hates me because I eat cows.
• Israelcube - I don't really hate you that much. I have the highest percentage of Jews in Latin America, BUT YOU WANTED TO TAKE THE PATAGONIA TO LIVE THERE FOR THIS!! I may recognize you BUT PLEASE RECOGNIZE PALESTINEBALL AS WELL! GIVE INDEPENDENCE! Lol sorry for helping nazis.
• Taiwanball - I may not recognize you, but we have informal relations. (Lo siento, if I recognize yuo one of my provinces will fooking kill me).
• Selk'namball - Genocide?? Q-que is that thing? (starts sweating)
• Soviet Unionball - You helped me during the Malvinas War, but yuo also wanted to make me a commie! Also, Nazi > Commie.
• Mapucheball - This freak claims a big part of my country, but at least it isn't as agressive with me as it is with Chile.
• 3ball - I respect you, but stop being such a pain in the ass!
• Chileball - A frenemy, La Patagonia es mia!!, tengo mas copas que vos! Traitor, you helped UK in Malvinas War!!! we almost get along now though.
• Moroccoball - My cousin. I don't mind you but please be more kind to my sibling.
• Walesball - I HATE your familia, but at least you tried to run away to Patagonia. I guess we get along alright.

Enemies

• Former Johnsonreich y mi futura colonia Gran Malvinas - You are my worst nightmare!!! It is just the guy who didn't realized those old glory days of its generation had passed! It has even been overcomed by its child. I have disputes over the sovereignty of Las Malvinas with it. But now it had left the EUball, so there may be room for me? But other than that, thanks for helping me in the past with my railroads and stuff like that. :) So maybe we can find a day to improve relations? (Though it seems like they still hate me.. ah welp.) EL QUE NO SALTA, ES UN INGLÉS Y YA LO VE, Y YA LO VE...
• USAball (Sometimes) - Vete Burger imperialista de mierda!! 33-7, BEST DAY OF MY 2018 LIFE! And HANDS OFF MY LIMONES! But I like capitalism so it’s good amigo. PLEASE GIVE ME DOLLARS NOWWW MY CURRENCY IS PAIN. MY PRESIDENTE WANT THE DOLARIZACIÓN REALLY QUICK.
• Gabonball - STAY AWAY FROM Equatorial Guineaball!!
• Malvinasball - VOS SOS MY RIGHTFUL CLAY! YUO ARE MALVINAS NOT FALKLANDS!!! STOP BEING LIKE THE UKBALL AND BE MINE! JAJAJA!
• Verdisball - THIS STUPID MICRONATION STOLE MY FLAG WITHOUT PERMISSION. I DEMAND YOU TO CHANGE IT IMMEDIATELY! IF YOU DON'T, THEN YOU'LL KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT...
• Faceblock - REMOVE FACEBLOCK!!! IT BANNED MY PAGE PAGE ONCE!
• Ghanaball - Stay. Away. From. My. SHIP! Vos sos also a child of UKball.
• Peru-Bolivian Confederationball - This thing was created when Bolivia and Peru joined in a confederation, it was a threat.
• Kosovoball - I don't care who are you, but you're part of Serbia!
• Tringapore - STOP MAKING FUN ABOUT MY SIBLING HAVING A LOW IQ!!
  • : What the hell?! I never said any of that lah!
• Messinaball and Messine Republicball - HOW DARE YOU STEAL MY BELOVED FOOTBALL PLAYER MESSI'S NAME?
• Piqueteros  ERP and  Montonerosball - JAJAJAJA YUO CAN'T INTO MAKING ME A COMMIE! Oh mierda, I got infected with Montoneros now!
• Madridball - Messi's 2nd BIGGEST enemy.
• [1]Germany Football Team - MESSI'S BIGGEST ENEMY, FUCK YOU GOTZE.

Links

• Portal:Argentina

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