“ | Am Siam, only Siam!!! | ” |
Siamball, or Rattanakosin Kingdomball, is or was a Thai kingdom. It's the only country to have remained independant in Southeast Asia during the colonial period.
History
It was born in 1351, and its capital was Ayutthayaball. It was a very small clay but in 1540 it expanded its clay by conquering Cambodiaball, Laosball , Lannaball, some southern parts of Chinaball and some northern parts of Malaysiaball. It had a lot of conflicts with its neighbour Vietnamball and some Laotian villages.
In 1767 Burmaball (now Myanmarball) who had multiple personality disorder attacked and it lost because it wasn't well-prepared. Burmaball killed Ayutthayaball. Siamball lost just about all of its clay but some of its people survived and moved to Thonburiball, which became the new capitalball of Siamball. Burmaball who was still in disorder quickly attacked again but that time it won.
Siamball later moved its capitalball to Bangkokball or Rattanakosinball, now the current capitalball of Thailandball. Siamball always tried to be modern during colonial age. It did not become a colony but it lost Laosball and Cambodiaball to Franceball. In 1932 it changed its name to Thailandball, who exists to this day.
Relations
Friends
- Empire of Japanball - Fellow uncolonized Asian monarchy, military equipment seller. Ally during World War I and WW2.
- Ethiopian Empireball - We survived against imperial Britain.
- Kingdom of Portugalball - Good trade partner and first European come to my clay.
- Russian Empireball - It is my best friend you help to not get colonized by Franceball and i will never forget this
Neutral
- Thailandball - We are the same ball, I just changed flag and name.
- Cambodiaball - It is of mine!
- Laosball - It is mine too!
- Lannaball - It is mine too, and still mine today!
- British Empireball - It stole clay! Get lost, stinky imperialist fuck! Also thanks for trading important shit like tea and weird British fucked up shit. Ally during World War I and sometimes weapons provider.
- French Third Republicball - It also stole my clay, kill my peoples and try to colonize me and convert me to Catholicism! Remove!!. It was my ally during World War I though and I sent the Siamese Expeditionary Forces to help it.
Enemies
- Austria-Hungaryball - My enemy in World War I.
- Dainamball - My frenemy! I helped it during the Vietnamese civil war but then it became hateful to me. We fought each other on Khmer clay and both of us could into vassalizing Cambodia but then frogs came and took it away and stole all of my clay.
- German Empireball - Other enemy in World War I. I occupied its Rhineland after the war.
- Konbaungball - It almost killed me. 1767 WORST YEAR OF MY LIFE!
- Thonburiball - A short lived dynasty ruled by a weird king. It don't do much to me tho.
But thanks for defeating Burma.
Gallery
Kingdom of Cambodia: Nation, Religion, King | |
Provinces |
Phnom Penhball (capital) • Banteay Meancheyball • Battambangball • Kampong Chamball • Kampong Chhnangball • Kampong Speuball • Kampong Thomball • Kampotball • Kandalball • Koh Kongball • Kepball • Kratiéball • Mondulkiriball • Oddar Meancheyball • Pailinball • Preah Sihanoukball • Preah Vihearball • Pursatball • Prey Vengball • Ratanakiriball • Siem Reapball (Province) • Stung Trengball • Svay Riengball • Takéoball • Tbong Khmumball |
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Historical entities | Migrants froom East, North and West • Kingdom of Funanball • Chenla Kingdomball • Khmer Empireball • Dark Ages Cambodiaball • French Cambodiaball • Kingdom of Kampucheaball • Kingdom of Cambodiaball (1953-70) • Khmer Republicball • Democratic Kampucheaball • PR Kampucheaball • State of Cambodiaball • UNTACball |
រាជាណាចក្ររបស់ខ្ញុំ ព្រះរាជាណាចក្ររបស់ខ្ញុំ |
Lao People's Democratic Republic: The Second Communist Of ASEAN | |
Provinces |
Attapeuball • Bokeoball • Bolikhamsaiball • Champasakball • Houaphanhball • Luang Namthaball • Luang Prabangball • Oudomxayeball • Phongsaliball • Sayaboulyball • Salavanball • Savannakhetball • Sekongball • Vientiane Provinceball ( Vientianeball) • Xieng Khouangball |
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Historical entities | Migrants from North • Mueang Suaball • Khmer Empireball • Kingdom of Lan Xangball • Kingdom of Luang Phrabangball • Kingdom of Vientianeball • Kingdom of Champasakball • Rattanakosin Kingdomball • Japanese Laosball • Kingdom of Laosball |
REMEMBER THAT!!, I'M COMMUNIST!!, NOT KINGDOM!! |
Republic of the Union of Myanmar/Burma: The Military Junta Of ASEAN | |
Autonomous Politys | Chinlandball • Wa Stateball |
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States/Regions |
Kachin Stateball • Kayah Stateball • Kayin Stateball • Chin Stateball • Sagaing Regionball • Tanintharyi Regionball • Bago Regionball • Magway Regionball • Mandalay Regionball • Mon Stateball • Rakhine Stateball • Yangon Regionball • Shan Stateball • Ayeyarwady Regionball |
Main cities | Rangoonball • Mandalayball • Naypyidawball (capital) |
Historical entities | Migrants from the West • Pyuball • Arakaneseball • Kingdom of Paganball • Hanthawaddy Kingdomball • Myinsaing Kingdomball • Toungooball • Konbaungball • British Burmaball • State of Burmaball • Union of Burmaball • Socialist Burmaball |
I can into Military junta! |
Socialist Republic of Việt Nam: Number One Communist Of ASEAN! | |
Municipalities |
Cần Thơball • Da Nangball • Haiphongball • Hanoiball • Ho Chi Minh Cityball |
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Former entities | Migrants from the north (Indochinese natives) • Hồng Bàngball • Nanyueball • Champaball • Kingdom of Dai Vietball • Vietnamese Empireball • French Indochinaball • Empire of Vietnamball • Cochinchinaball • State of Vietnamball • North Vietnamball • South Vietnamball • Viet Congball |
Việt Nam sẽ không bao giờ quỳ gối! |