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    Jah Rastafari...
     
    Jamaicaball when its high

    Jamaicaball is a weed lover countryball in the Caribbean locate in the south of Cubaball and West of Haitiball. Despite marijuana being illegal in Jamaicaball, it is commonly sold and decriminalized in most cities. Even though cricket is Jamaicaball's most popular sport and the lack of snow, Jamaicaball still enjoys bobsledding. Even though it can often be laid back, crime is pretty common.

    It hates being mistaken for Scotlandball (even though it sometimes mistakes even itself for Scotland when it's stoned).

    August 6 is its national day. Alexander Bustamante, its first Prime Minister, is one of its National Heroes.

    In the Polandball universe, it is usually described as drug-addicted, so that's why it has pink eyes. Jamaicaball is also the only countryball not to have blue, red, or white on its flag.

    History

    Jamaicaball is the child of 8ball and UKball. Nowadays, Jamaicaball is an independent drugged country since 1962. Jamaicaball was not actually first owned by UKball but Spainball who stole it from in 1655 a planted lots and lots of sugar until 1831 when the plantations were burned down some of the slaves. Some of them were hanged and some hid in the mountains and built villages.

    Jamaicaball abolished slavery in 1838 after 183 years. People from Chinaball came for better working conditions after 100 years. Many Chinese people came to Jamaicaball selling medications, and goods, and working for the government. In 1944 it had its first election and in 1957 gained self-government. In 1962 it gained independence from UKball by convincing it that it was responsible enough to be independent.

    During those times Jamaicaball had little to no crime until the 1980 elections came. There were shootings between groups of supporters of two different parties, seriously injuring or killing them. Jamaicaball is the second poorest in the Caribbean but is fifth for where you can start a business.

    Relations

    Friends

    Neutral

    • Trinidad and Tobagoball - My Frenemy.
    • South Koreaball - REMOVE KPOP!!! But give phones and cars.
    • Omskbird - Look I know you Like Drugs but mon, but you seem you are too evil and Unfriendly mon.
    • Cubaball - Many of their immigrants come for medical and educational purposes, but I never liked Fidel Castro, my mon.

    Enemies

    • Kuwaitball - IT HATES ME ONLY FOR DOING DRUGS?! WELL SCREW YOU AND PHILIPPINES, ME HOPE YOU DIE FROM MAH POWAH OF 🌿 WEED!
    • Mexicoball - HAHA!! Me totally beat you in football in the Gold Cup. Me thought you da best at football, mon! ALSO, STOP WITH YOUR DRUG WAR IDIOT!!
    • Austriaball, Mauritaniaball, Libyaball, and Tanzaniaball - TOO BAD YOUR PREDECESSORS ARE LONG GONE, MONS! AND ME AM THE ONLY COUNTRYBALL WHICH HAS NO RED, BLUE OR WHITE ON MY FLAG!!!
    • Philippinesball - YOU BIG MURDERER! WHY YOU KILL 3 THOUSAND DRUG USERS! THEY ARE INNOCENT! ME WILL GO THERE AND KILL YOUR IDIOT PRESIDENT AND HIS PREDECESSORS, AND LEGALIZE MARIJUANA! Wait, what? He is no longer in power and replaced with Bongbong man? I hope he be calms with the drug users. Also his name is pretty funny.
    • Eritreaball - You banned the Rastafari, and kill anyone who practice that religion. Me regret recognizing you, as you are just a horrible state against Selassie, go screw yoself.
    • Indonesiaball - Bali Nine, enough said. AND STOP REMOVING WEED!!! EVEN YOUR PARENT IS INTO IT but... we both hate GAYS and one of its children, Acehball is an occasional drug user. Despite this, FEEL DA POWAH OF DA 🌿 WEED!!!
    • Tringapore - Me thought Brunei, Indonesia, and Philippines where the main drug removas of the Southeast Asia, actually it was you, how dare you execute all drug dealers! FEEL DA POWAH OF DA 🌿 WEED!!!
    • Saudi Arabiaball - This is the reason why Kuwait is removing drugs mon, Its was all your prophet's fault! FEEL THE WRATH OF DA 🌿 WEED!!!!
    • Bruneiball - REMOVE BOLKIAH, I don't care if you are hates gays also yuo execute all weed users, me hope you will killed with mon 🌿 weed!
    • Afghanistanball - Yuo are a freaking terrorist who likes to Removing drugs and weeds also me support ghani's government to overthrow yuo mon!
    • North Koreaball - It can into weed, but stop threatening to nukes to everyone mon, remove da Kim dynasty!
    • Missouriball - How dare you stole flag of my weed friend?!
    • LGBTball - No, no, no, mon. Do not come to my clay if you do not wish to get killed, however me am probably gonna decriminalize them.
    • Albaniaball - KOSOVO IS SERBIAN, NOT ALBANIAN YOU KEBAB!
    • Kosovoball - My weed buddies might recognize you, but me don't. You belong to Serbia! FUCK YOU!!!

    Quotes

    Eternal Father bless our land.
    Guard us with Thy mighty hand...
     
    Jamaicaball about to sing its anthem
    Money can't buy life.
     
    Bob Marley
    We mash up the place
    Turn up the bass,
    And make them all have fun
    Skrillex a blaze the fire
    Make it bun dem
     
    Damian "Jr. Gong" Marley
    The world can mess ya up, y'know? Make you tink that tings matter, when all that matter is that the sun come up and we have good time and laughter and ting, seen?
     
    — Little Jacob from Grand Theft Auto IV
    Stop waiting for things to happen. Go out and make those things happen.
     
    — Usain Bolt
    Jamaica we have a bobsled team!
     
    — Sanka from Cool Runnings
    I love Jamaicans. Yeah, they're cool, but they're always high, so don't let them fool ya!
     
    — Puff Puff Humbert

    Trivia

    • It is only countryball that has a flag that has no red, blue, or white.
    • Like them, Austriaball, Mauritaniaball, Libyaball and Tanzaniaball had no white, red, or blue until 1918, 2017, 2011, and 1963 respectively.
    • It was under British rule for 207 years.
    • Weed is actually illegal in its clay.
    • Its favorite day is April 20. There's no reason why.
    • Usain Bolt was its favorite athlete.
    • It was the first British colony in the Caribbean that gained independence.
    • It was the birthplace of Rastafarianism.
    • Blue Mountain is a famous mountain in its clay because I produce coffee beans.

    Information for artists

    Flag colors

    Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
    Black 0, 0, 0 C0-M0-Y0-K100 #000000
    Golden Yellow 255, 184, 28 C0-M28-Y89-K0 #FFB81C
    Bangladesh Green 0, 119, 73 C100-M0-Y38-K53 #007749

    How to draw

    Drawing Jamaicaball is not too easy, but also not too difficult:

    1. Color the basic circle shape of green.
    2. Draw a yellow X cross.
    3. Color the left and the right quarter of black.
    4. Draw the drugged (light red) eyes and you've finished.

    Gallery

    Polandball Wiki has a gallery of artwork, comics, GIFs, and videos of Jamaicaball.

    Click here to see it.


    References

    See also

    pl:Jamaicaball pt:Jamaicaball

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