Sacramentoball

Sacramentoball
↓ ↓ 1850 – Present
General information
Government	incorporated city
Language(s)	English
Type	Cityball
Affiliation	Californiaball, USAball
Relations and opinions
Friends	Bakersfieldball Fresnoball San Joseball Renoball all its other Central Valley amigos Manilaball Mexicaliball Valenciaball (city) Bethlehemball Chișinăuball Hamiltonball (New Zealand) Jinanball
Enemies	Hippietown FAKE CAPITAL Other fake capital! San Diegoball The rest of SoCal
Likes	cowboys, Death Grips, Deftones and Smosh
Dislikes	hippies and itself
Historical information
Succeeded by	San Francisco Bay
Status
Being colonized by The Bay Area

“	SHUT UP!!!	”
	— Smosh

“	YOU'RE FIT TA LEARN THE PROPER MEANING OF A BEATDOWN MADNESS, CHAOS IN THE BRAIN LET MY BLOOD FLOW, MAKE MY BLOOD FLOW THROUGH YA MANE YOU'VE GOT NO BUSINESS QUESTIONING A THANG	”
	— Death Grips

“	It feels good to know you're mine Now drive me, far away I don't care, just far away	”
	— Deftones

Sacramentoball is the capital cityball of Californiaball, a state of USAball at the confluence of the (surprise) Sacramento and American rivers. It cannot into relevance, even when being the setting for the record-setting movie Love Bird. The housing prices in The Bay Area are causing people from there to colonize it. Its clay is the hometown of the experimental hip-hop trio Death Grips and alternative metal band Deftones.

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