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    What ideology are you?

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    TheElectricBomb (talkcontribs)

    Like what do you identify with? I'm a socialist.

    Lehon222 (talkcontribs)

    im Capitalist

    TheElectricBomb (talkcontribs)

    I'm a Democratic Socialist.

    TheElectricBomb (talkcontribs)

    And if you want to know why, it's simple.


    Many people died under Capitalism, especially poor people. Work conditions back then and now were horrible. And America otherthrows democratic countries and outside dicatorships, also NATO bombed, killed, and sexually assaulted many civilians in the name of capitalism. If you still support Capitalism, I don't know how to feel....

    TheElectricBomb (talkcontribs)

    Lehon can you see my message.

    Lehon222 (talkcontribs)

    ja?

    JNJ1308 (talkcontribs)

    I don't have a definite ideology.

    Anonymous21 (talkcontribs)

    Im centrist.

    TheElectricBomb (talkcontribs)

    I'm leaning centrist too. Unless in a revolution...

    8randomedits (talkcontribs)

    i Am a progressive 'oppositionist', to say.

    Hyebun (talkcontribs)

    I will be act as switzerland's ideology

    What Countryball is Most and less Similar to Equatorial Guineaball by Jeff M. Jones on Objective List

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    Lehon222 (talkcontribs)
    Lehon222 (talkcontribs)

    next we still in African country but this is very controversial and censored but people call it "north Korea of Africa"

    TheElectricBomb (talkcontribs)

    Don't you mean the based and redpilled country?

    Lehon222 (talkcontribs)

    not that im talking about Wadiya A Fictional country from The Dictator (2012) Eritrea Lol!!

    Lehon222 (talkcontribs)

    and likes to KILL

    Lehon222 (talkcontribs)

    right next to Yemen

    Can't live without rice (talkcontribs)

    Eritrea... Why be called African North Korea when you could also be the little Italy of Africa?

    JNJ1308 (talkcontribs)

    Because Eritrea opresses human rights, and murders civilians for pointless reasons... Or at least that's what I've heard.

    TheElectricBomb (talkcontribs)

    Pointless reasons sounds dumb, it is offensive propaganda by this exact community against Eritrea.

    JNJ1308 (talkcontribs)

    Well, I dunno why, or if they do, ok? What else would I say because I couldn't bother to look up info on this situation?

    TheElectricBomb (talkcontribs)

    Well watch Tiffany Haddish.


    And yes, Eritrea may not have the best human rights but they only kill opponents, not random people.

    Can't live without rice (talkcontribs)

    "Oppositions!?! Protesters against my dictator president!?! Kill kill kill!" - Eritreaball when someone mentions oppositons and protesters

    You know, 3 years ago, Tiffany Haddish granted citizenship from the Eritrean government 'cause her father (a/n Beta Israeli/Ethiopian Jew ) was born in its clay.

    What Countryball is Most and less Similar to Gambiaball by Jeff M. Jones on Objective List

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    Lehon222 (talkcontribs)
    Lehon222 (talkcontribs)

    Next stop to the Out last Caucasus country but this is a Anti-russian country like Estonia


    Hint: Names is not from US state ("Peach State").

    Hyebun (talkcontribs)
    JNJ1308 (talkcontribs)

    ...Who would've guessed the most similar country to the Gambia would be the one that literally surrounds it (?)

    8randomedits (talkcontribs)

    Who would not have guessed.

    They are both quite low compared to their landmass. (Senegal 648m The Gambia 55m (not 550m))

    What Countryball is Most and less Similar to Georgiaball by Jeff M. Jones on Objective List

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    Lehon222 (talkcontribs)
    Lehon222 (talkcontribs)

    Next to the European country which is likes Beer and many times did Poland getting invaded it


    Hint: Remember 1933-1945 is a Dark Age of the Country!

    JNJ1308 (talkcontribs)

    ...You meant to say Poland was often invaded by Germany, because you sound like you're saying Poland invaded Germany. And in fact, the ENTIRE inter-war period was a dark age for Germany, not when Hitler and the Nazis took over. Look up how the Weimar Republic failed, if you don't believe me. And I have no comments on the county we're currently on.

    What Countryball is Most and less Similar to Ethiopiaball by Jeff M. Jones on Objective List

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    Lehon222 (talkcontribs)
    Lehon222 (talkcontribs)

    We are done for "E" Countries next stop "F" Countries

    let start to our first Country on "F"


    Hint: Named from the Water Bottle


    edit: Asutralia was Actually the first oceania not Fiji

    JNJ1308 (talkcontribs)

    Both of those statements are wrong. The water bottle brand Fiji was named after the country, not the other way around. And Australia was our first Oceania country, not Fiji.

    Lehon222 (talkcontribs)

    Actually Fiji and Australia are enemies in comic

    Lehon222 (talkcontribs)

    eghh i mean the first south pacific country

    JNJ1308 (talkcontribs)

    Australia also touches the South Pacific. It's probably best to say the first tiny Pacific nation.

    What Countryball is Most and less Similar to Cabo Verdeball by Jeff M. Jones on Objective List

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    Lehon222 (talkcontribs)
    Lehon222 (talkcontribs)

    Next we go to the Central african country that is a remove Kebab


    Hint: BEEP BEEP He is a Car!!

    Lehon222 (talkcontribs)

    It right bottom on Chad

    JNJ1308 (talkcontribs)

    It's either African Nations, former Portuguese colonies, or both in the case of Angola, that appear most similar, and all Asians (even though number 5 is not a country) is least similar. And the Central African Republic is next! Nice. And why did you put Cabo Verde after Canada?

    Lehon222 (talkcontribs)

    It on order accordimg to the website

    JNJ1308 (talkcontribs)

    The site uses Cape Verde, huh? So, will Côte d'Ivoire be alphabetized under I and Timor-Leste under E (and possibly eSwatini under S)?

    8randomedits (talkcontribs)

    Yes.

    TheElectricBomb (talkcontribs)

    Everything seems correct, but Namibia is nothing even a bit silimar to Cabo Verde.

    JNJ1308 (talkcontribs)

    How come they're here?

    TheElectricBomb (talkcontribs)

    Because people think all Africans are the same literally. It's ignorant and bad against African ppl to think so.

    8randomedits (talkcontribs)

    The website says that they are both hot and dry and they are two of the most developed and stable African countries.

    Also 6th place is Mexico which is also super different

    TheElectricBomb (talkcontribs)

    Corrected my sentence, so read again.

    What Countryball is Most and less Similar to eSwatiniball by Jeff M. Jones on Objective List

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    Lehon222 (talkcontribs)
    Lehon222 (talkcontribs)

    Next we still in Africa but we in Horn of Africa which the year is 2014 from there lol


    Hint: Haile Selassie

    Can't live without rice (talkcontribs)

    Ethiopia founded coffee when a goat farmer saw its goats being insomniac after eating those strange beans.

    JNJ1308 (talkcontribs)

    By the way, it's actually eSwatini, not Eswatini. Lowercase e, uppercase S. They don't have the capital letter as their first letter for whatever reason. Also, Ethiopia is only in 2014 now because they added a thirteenth month onto their calendars, with 6 extra days. This has been enough to push them 8 years behind the rest of us as of the time I'm writing this.

    TheElectricBomb (talkcontribs)

    Accurate almost.

    JNJ1308 (talkcontribs)

    Was it 7 days? When I wrote the comment I was debating in my head: "Was it 6 days, or 7 days? Or am I being stupid?" I then settled on 6, but I feel now that might have been the wrong choice.

    TheElectricBomb (talkcontribs)

    Unsure, but I do know of that calendar.

    Can't live without rice (talkcontribs)

    Ethiopia do be making a calendar more behind than the Greek Orthodox church. 💀

    What Countryball is Most and less Similar to Finlandball by Jeff M. Jones on Objective List

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    Lehon222 (talkcontribs)
    Can't live without rice (talkcontribs)

    I thought Denmark is the most developed while Afghanistan is the saddest country. I forgor 💀

    Lehon222 (talkcontribs)

    Next stop we still in Europe and likes Baguette


    Hint: White Flag of surrender

    Lehon222 (talkcontribs)

    🥖

    Can't live without rice (talkcontribs)

    Honhonhon, vive la France!

    JNJ1308 (talkcontribs)

    Why ain't Iceland here with the rest of the Nordics (Norway, Sweden, Denmark)?

    TheElectricBomb (talkcontribs)

    Eritrea is a dictatorship

    Somalia is the opposite

    Yemen is the same as the latter

    Niger has the lowest HDI (Human rights)

    And Sudan deals with protests

    And all are poor

    So this is accurate in both economic and social Progress! Great job Jeff!

    Can't live without rice (talkcontribs)

    : Bezos!?! Eugh, Amazon...!

    On-topic: Are you talking about Jeff Bezos?

    TheElectricBomb (talkcontribs)

    Uh, yea?

    What Countryball is Most and less Similar to Gabonball by Jeff M. Jones on Objective List

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    Lehon222 (talkcontribs)
    Lehon222 (talkcontribs)

    Next we still in Africa but this is a tiny nations that surrounded by the other nations


    Tiny hint: it squashed by Senegal

    Hyebun (talkcontribs)

    is gambia aka new courtland?

    Hyebun (talkcontribs)

    Gabon known for very funny french lore videos on facebook

    JNJ1308 (talkcontribs)

    Alright, the Gambia is next up! But after that...

    What Countryball is Most and less Similar to Franceball by Jeff M. Jones on Objective List

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    Lehon222 (talkcontribs)
    Lehon222 (talkcontribs)

    We are made it to "G" Countries First country we are in Africa which colonize by France


    Hint: Ali Bongo Ondimba

    JNJ1308 (talkcontribs)

    I never would've guessed SLOVENIA of all 190 something countries would be here.

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