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    This user is male.
    This user is American.
    "God bless 'Murica."
    This user is Communist.
    "ALL THE WORKERS OF THE WORLD, UNITE!!"
    This user is Socialist.
    "Work harder! We are the leftists! Work work work!"
    This user is Marxist-Leninist.
    "♬ Unbreakable union of the free republics... ♬"
    This user wants to bring back the Eastern Bloc.
    "Romania, what did you do???"













    Heya, read this or don't, I don't really care!

    Relationships

    Friends

    • Almost everyone, but especially:
    • USAball - My home country, the ol' US of A! You're awesome, and you don't deserve most of the criticism you get (although you are a capitalist pig).
    • Japanball - USA's girlfriend! Also, Pokémon is awesome!
    • Soviet Unionball - You didn't deserve to die. You may have done a lot of bad things, but you did a lot of good things to. The GOAT.
    • PR Bulgariaball - Soviet Union's girlfriend! Sorry you lost him. Condolences...
    • East Germanyball - THE REAL GERMANY!!!
    • The other Warsaw Pact Nations - Awesome communists! The Soviets taught you well!
    • Warsaw Pactball - Best group!!!
    • Bulgariaball - You only switched to capitalism because everyone else did. You were loyal till the end.
    • Israelcube - You never wanted this war. You just wanted to be left alone, but now your people are getting killed and kidnapped hugs
    • Ukraineball - Sorry about Russia. You still should've stayed communist tho.
    • Canadaball - USA's brother!
    • Australiaball and New Zealandball - USA's cousins!
    • NATOball - Any friend of the USA is a friend of mine! (Unless you're Saudi Arabia.)
    • Kazakhstanball - You were loyal to the Soviet Union 'till the end. Respect.
    • Vietnamball and Laosball - Good on you two, staying communist instead of taking the coward's way out! Cute little commie couple!
    • Cubaball - Nice tropical communists!
    • LGBTball - Go out there and get those rights you want so badly! I support you!

    Neutral

    • Former Warsaw Pact nations - You guys are nice and friends with the USA, but why you switch to capitalism! You should've stayed communist!
    • Palestineball - Your citizens are fine, I just don't like your government. Like, at all.
    • Belarusball - You're so utterly devoted and loyal to Russia that at this point I just respect your commitment.

    Enemies

    • Russiaball - Not only did you invade Ukraine, but you switched to capitalism like a COWARD!!!
    • Chinaball - Ms. Sweatshop herself! You may be communist, but you're starting to become capitalist just like Russia did! COWARD!!!
    • Hamasball - No, you are not "freedom fighters"! LEAVE ISRAEL ALONE YOU STUPID TERRORISTS!!!
    • North Koreaball - What the f**k happened to you?! You used to be a totally normal communist country, but then you spiraled out of control into a totalitarian dictator ship! See, this is how NOT to do communism!
    • Romanian revolters - Why are you idiots getting rid of communism?! You've just screwed yourself!
    • Western Saharaball - No... no... jus-just no...
    • Saudi Arabiaball - You are just certifiably insane.
    • Iranball - And so are you. I dunno why you and Saudi Arabia are enemies, you both are violent nutjobs.

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    Pages I've created!
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