“ | "Let mortals beware of words, With words we lie, Can say peace When we mean war." | ” |
“ | Peace, dignity and equality on a healthy planet. | ” |
— The Official UN Website
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“ | Also just invited BTS to perform in the General Assembly. | ” |
“ | I will sleep until WW3, hope I will die while sleeping. Useless organization. | ” |
— UNball
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The United Nationsball (UNball) is an inter-countryball club (an intergovernmental organization) created after Nazi Germanyball's and Japanball's mental breakdowns. Its parent was League of Nationsball, and now its task is to ensure world stability and equal human rights.
One could say that the United Nations is nothing but a joke, which is true actually, a show of the Big Five flexing their muscles and throwing the bought votes around, arguing about who is the good guy.
Like the League of Nations, United Nations is failing too. It is too depressed because it is considered useless despite trying its best to bring peace to the world so it tried all kinds of ways to kill himself but since it was an organization it was only ended by a treaty.
The real question is: 'When will it explode?'
Relationships
Founding Members/Security Council
- United States of America, The Cool One - My headquarters are situated in NYC! Also the parent of my parent! So technically you're my grandad (via President Woodrow Wilson) and my parent (via FDR) at the same time?!
Alabamian logic if you ask me.its
sthe one that proposes everything in meetings.
- People's Republic of China, The Communist One - But it already is an empire of capitalist now.
Communist skin. Its former premier File:Zhou Enlai-icon.png Zhou Enlai really appreciate me who had respectable appeal! It deeply stabbed my heart when I heard he passed away in 1976.RIP Mr.Zhou ,I'll miss you. And I'll always deny that fake country a second chance in membership! However, it seems to be kind of a bad guy with its *cough* *cough* Uyghurs! And also, they have *cough* *cough* too much smoke... Hope it can solve these problems... - Russian Federation, The Big One - Occupies the most clay, and is the third major military power. And get the hell out of Ukraine! It's not a pathetic buffer state, not a mini-Ruski or Neo-Nazi without a role in the council, they're a fully sovereign nation just like our other 191 full members! It always opposes the US's ideas during meetings
but I have a feeling they secretly love each other. Gay logic. REMOVE GAY. - French Republic, The Fighting One - I hate how it's become a stereotype that it is that one guy who always abandons midway in a war. Its nation has a strong naval tradition and violent history, almost no surrenders involved! Also, on a completely irrelevant note, It makes lovely baguettes! Sadly, It barely get a say during meetings anymore.
- United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, The Intellectual One - Spent most of it's life oppressing natives and colonizing their land... it isn't that bad now, however.
It is the one who keeps everything nice and orderly during meetings and prevents fights.
Friends
Almost every single countryball and some organizations on Earthball, but the most relevant are:
- League of Nationsball - Papa, failed to prevent WW2, so I can't let anything bad happen.
- EUball - I Let both of its principle core members do most of the peacekeeping' work. I hope I have the same authority as it. Even tho, they were doing worse when modernizing.
- AUball - I am glad that everyone joined and that you guys economy is improving! If there's a problem, we can help you!
- Portugalball - Current secretary-general.
- Somaliaball - We have the same color schemes and I gib it weekly aid.
- South Koreaball - Actually did something by sending Franceball, UKball, Türkiyeball, Philippinesball and many others in order to help them fight against North Koreaball and Chinaball during the Korean War. Also thanks for sending BTS to perform at the General Assembly, hopefully this can help contribute for world peace to the next generation.
- Vaticanball - The only country in the world not in the United Nations (even though we do have the Holy See).
- ASEANball - Asian friends and friends of EUball. (well most of your members).
- DR Congoball & Mozambiqueball - Poor Congo and Mozabique, always been at war since forever. Thankfully, the latter is noww at peace.
- Timor-Lesteball - I had to intervene in it to free it from INDOMIE. You're welcome.
- Maldivesball - We will help you prevent global warming. You're welcome. I can into Paris Climate Agreement.
- Palestineball - Almost into UN but Israelcube doesn't allow it in. But don't worry we will free you from all the trouble as long as you're still an observer.
- Haitiball - Don't worry pal, I will save you from all those crisis, earthquakes, and many problems that you are still facing!
Neutral
- Myanmarball - Stop killing the Rohingya, they did nothing to you! Looks like you're getting a fresh set of sanctions.
- North Koreaball - Stop with that aggression! I'll give you more sanctions if you don't stop! Stop nuking!
- Israelcube - Always committing human rights violations and killing children against Palestineball. Also stop claiming you're "the chosen one"
- Indonesiaball - Once a permanent member but then it left to better relations with its sibling and joined again, so now it is a non - permanent security member and also stop bullying Timor-Lesteball!
- Taiwanball - Listen,you can't rejoin until you got your problems with mainland solved.
- Tringapore - Listen, you violated several of my laws, but you are of having good intelligence and happiness in your country, so guess you are okay.
Enemies
- ISISball - Hi, there! You died! Now you are removed! You are scum.
- Afghanistanball - I am currently imposing sanctions on this terrorist occupied countryball.
- Kosovoball - I cannot recognize you because your parent, two of my masters and a vast majority of my member states and observer states will hate me. Thanks but no thanks!
- Sealandball - You're too small for being an independent country. So, no, I will NOT recognize you. Sorry but goodbye forever.
- Molossiaball - I'm not recognizing you either, you deluded nutcase! And no, I'm not helping you invade Ernst Thälmann Islandball!
- CONEFOball - Soekarno? You dare oppose me with this?
Flag Colors
Color Name | RGB | CMYK | HEX | |
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Cerulean | 0, 158, 219 | C100-M28-Y0-K14 | #009EDB | |
White | 255, 255, 255 | N/A | #FFFFFF |
UN Security Council
The Big Five
Permanent members of the United Nations Security Council.Five Rascals
- USAball - The Sole Superpower.
- Chinaball - The Economic Superpower.
- Russiaball - The Military Superpower.
- Franceball - The Atomic Gaming.
- UKball - The Knowledgeable.
The G4
Most improbable candidates for a permanent seat.
- Indiaball - Bollywood.
- Japanball - Technology and ANIMES. Oh, you get suffered by Earthquakes? We will aid you always!
- Germanyball - Has too much car. Vroom Vroom!
- Brazilball - Great Football team and Carnival.
2023 Other Security Council Members
Former Members
- Republic of China (replaced with People's Republic of China)
- Czechoslovakia (dissolved)
- German Democratic Republic (unified with West Germany to create Germany)
- Federation of Malaya (joined up with other countryballs and became Malaysia)
- Tanganyika and Zanzibar (became Tanzania)
- Soviet Union (dissolved)
- United Arab Republic (split into Egypt and Syria)
- Yemen and Democratic Yemen (became Yemen)
- Yugoslavia (dissolved)
Observers
- Vaticanball - I love that hat! I have to get them to gimme one some time! You're free to join if you want!
- Palestineball - Idk about you, but don't worry I will free you from murderer. Yes I'm talking to you UKball
- Sovereign Military Order of Maltaball - Why are you here, you cannot into clay.
Disputed States not in the UN
- Sealandball - Nobody recognizes you, and nobody will recognize you. Enjoy being alone.
- Kosovoball - Not to be rude, but Serbia and its dozens of friends said no.
- Abkhaziaball and South Ossetiaball - Only Russiaball, Venezuelaball, Nicaraguaball, Nauruball, Syriaball, and Vanuatuball (Abkhazia only) recognize you.
- Transnistriaball - No recognition, except from some separatists regions.
- Northern Cyprusball - Nobody except your parent recognizes you.
- Somalilandball - Receive recognition plox.
- Western Saharaball -
very appropriate nameSorry, most of the people do not recognize you. - Taiwanball - If you solve the problem with your sibling,you can get in.
- Bougainvilleball - You will get independence by 2027. Play the waiting game.
Trivia
- UNball has so far lowered its flag at half mast for the great men when heard them passed away. They respectively are: Mahatma Gandhi (1 day), Joseph Stalin (1 day), Dag Hammarskjöld (1 day), Martin Luther King (1 day), Zhou Enlai (7 days, longest), Zhu De (2 days), Mao Zedong (1 day), Song Qinglin (0.5 days), Yitzhak Rabin (1 day), Mother Teresa (1 day), Deng Xiaoping (1 day), Bilandra (1 day), Kabira (1 day), Sérgio Vieira de Mello (1 day), Yasser Arafat (1 day), Du Zhaoyu and four others (1 day), Sabat Khalid (1 day), Kim Jong-ll (1 day).
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See also
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