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|“||Tylko jedno w głowie mam, koksu pięć gram, odlecieć sam w krainę zapomnienia.
W głowie myśil mam kiedy skończy się ten stan Gdy juź nie będę sam bo wjedzie biały węgorz. Tylko jedno w głowie mam, koksu pięć gram, odlecieć sam w krainę zapomnienia. W głowie myśil mam kiedy skończy się ten stan Gdy juź nie będę sam bo wjedzie biały węgorz.
Ja pierdole mam zjazd nie chwytam gwiazd jak kłoda leże nie wierze co się dzieje jak kura z głodu pieje jak willkołak do kziężyca W głowie dziury jak ulica przed twojà chatà rozpuszczam się jak baton
który leży na blacie zejść jest jak nie wciagacie brachie kurwa ryi mi krzywl w głowie burden jak w TV
— Polish cattle
Polish Cowball Voltorb Flatlandsball Indonesiaball Monacoball Kurwaball Polandball, also called/known the Republic of Cow Spinning Toilets toilet cleaner Pooland Pollen Polandball, is a Pokemon that likes to explode countryball located in Eastern Central Europe. It is the countryball which the comic genre is named after, he is the main protagonist in the Polandball Universe, and he cannot into space.
Polandball is deemed the
unholy-most countryball ever to exist. Polandball is divided into 16 voivodeshipballs, including his capital Warsawball, giving it a total area of 312,696 square kilometres, making him the 69th nice largest countryball in the world. As of 2019, it has a total population of 38,383,000 inhabitants. Polandball also always gets the last laugh because anyone who annexes Polandball, falls apart (Happened to USSRball, Russian Empireball, Nazi Germanyball, Austrian Empireball and German Empireball.)
Polandball is often portrayed as a naive countryball bullied by his neighbours for partitions or annexations. Usually, he's a plumber for the United Kingdomball, based on the fact that many Poles live in Great Britain. Both Germanyball and Russiaball sometimes see Polandball as an possible expansion territory.
It is funny how, since it's flag is drawn upside down, its flag would now result in the same as Indonesiaball and Monacoball, and will confuse some early Countryball fans. The solution to this is to draw Indonesiaball with an Asian hat or a songkok and Monacoball with either sunglasses.
Pronunced Pooland or Poooooland
History[edit | edit source]
Polish territory was firstly considered inhabited by the Civitas Schinesghe, a West Slavic tribe, in the ninth century.
The Kingdom of Poland ([])[edit | edit source]
By the 10th Century, Polandball began to unify into a distinct political state under the Piast Dynastyball. The first Polish ruler, Mieszko I, adopted Catholicism as the state religion, replacing Slavic Pagan tradition in 966.
During Middle Ages, it participated in the ades by Teutonic Orderball against Norse and Novgorodian pagans. In the 14th century, Polandball is owae of the few countryballs that is not affected by the Black Death. The avoidance of the epidemic is attributed to Casimir the Great's decision to shut down Polandball's borders.
The Jagiellon dynastyball was established under Lithuanian Grand Duke Władysław II Jagiełło, forming a union between the Kingdom of Polandball and the Grand Duchy of Lithuaniaball. This, however was a series of alliances,and should not be mistaken for the future Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthball. Within the Jagiellon Dynasty, Polandball also began developing a feudal system. The passing of the Nihil Novi act also brought upon a period called the "Golden Liberty." The Renaissance brought upon new ideas. Nicolaus Copernicus, the discovered of the heliocentric theory, was a citizen of Poland-Lithuaniaball. Due to Papal Statesball thinking that the Earth was the center of the Universe, the theory took time to become finally official.
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth (1569-1795)[edit | edit source]
When in 1569 Polandball finally reached a personal union with the Grand Duchy of Lithuaniaball since a century of tentatives, a new countryball born: the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthball became the most powerful and biggest East European countryball.
The Commonwealthball conquered the Baltic territory, inhabited mainly by the Livonian Orderball, and won against Ottomanball in 1699 in the Polish-Ottoman War. This war, unfortunately, weakened the country and during the1720s the Polish Succession War made the situation even more difficult. The result was the First Partition of Polandball, in 1772, and the second Partition, in 1794, where Austrian Empireball, Russian Empireball, and Kingdom of Prussiaball splitted the territory of Poland-Lithuaniaball. A indepencent Polish govormentwas wiped out for more than 120 years.
Era of Occupation (1795-1918)[edit | edit source]
The Partitions of Polandball marked the beginning of over a century of foreign occupation. Almost immediately, Poles rebelled against their partitioners, especially around the early 19th century.
In 1806, Napoleonic Franceball started invading the Kingdom of Prussiaball and created ea Duchy of Warsawball as a puppet for getting help to spread the Revolution. But this lasted just for eight years after which Polandball was given to the Russian Empireball.
As the Spring of Nations swept Europe, Polandball once again took up arms in the Polish Uprising of 1848 against Prussiaball's rule. Initially, Poles resisted with peaceful civil disobedience. However, when Prussiaball sent his military to suppress this, a full-scale uprising began. After several battles, Prussiaball managed to completely suppress the uprising and the Russian Empireball more integrally incorporated the Grand Duchy of Posenball.
Independence and the Second Polish Republic (1918-39)[edit | edit source]
In 1914, World War I started and German Empireball fought Russian Empireball. In this mode, Congress Polandball stopped being a Russian puppet and became a German puppet for a couple of years, until the Germans lost. Second Polish Republicball declared independence and gained some land from German Empireball, which sliptted the German land to two and forming the "Polish Corridor" (Which is a reason Nazi Germanyball was so angry of Polandball.)
Soviet Russia decided to retake the Polish land after World War I, causing the Polish-Soviet War. This war quickly ended with the defeat of Russians (that got Ukrainian SSRball as additional land) and the victory of Poles.
World War II (1939-45)[edit | edit source]
In 1933, Weimar Republicball fell into the evil hand of Nazi Germanyball (very infamous for his anti-semitic actions) who decided to invade in 1939 Second Polish Republicball and the Free City of Danzigball to retake the land lost during World War I. The Poles fought bravely
contrary to popular stereotypes, yet with the USSRball invading as well from the East, the fall of Warsawball on 28 September was ultimately inevitable. Poland was wiped out for another 6 years.
Under the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact, Polandball was split into two occupation zones between Nazi Germanyball and the USSRball. Subsequently, Soviet authorities purged Polish prisoners and military officers in the Katyn Massacre and deported hundreds of thousands of Polish civilians.
Underground resistance fighters in occupied Polandball established the Armia Krajowa to fight against the occupying Germans. Considered one of the largest resistance movements of the war, Armia Krajowa effectively functioned as an entire underground state, and committed key acts of sabotage and targeted assassination.
Nazi Germanyball built six extermination camps during the Holocaust, which included the infamous Treblinka, Auschwitz-Birkenau, and Majdanek camps. The camps located within Polandball served as the 4th Reich's largest, and in total 3 million Polish Jews along with a further 2.8 million ethnic Poles were murdered.
Eventually, Polandball was "liberated" by the incoming Soviet Army, though the German occupation left a completely shattered nation in its wake. Of all countryballs in World War II, Polandball suffered the highest proportion of casualties with relation to his population.
Communist Rule (1945-89)[edit | edit source]
After the war, Poland took even more land from the dead Nazi Germanyball. The USSRball then set up a provisional communist government in Polandball. By 1952, the PR Polandball was set up as a Soviet satellite state. Despite widespread popular rejection, the PR Polandball ceded his eastern territories to the Soviet Unionball. He could eventually into Warsaw Pact.
In 1978, a Pole, Karol Wojtyla, was elected Pope as Pope John Paul II, he is the first Polish Pope in history.
Turmoil once again arose in the 1980s as the independent trade union Solidarity grew as a major political force. Even under government persecution and the declaration of martial law in 1981, Solidarity gradually eroded PR Polandball's single-party rule. Also contrary to popular belief, in 1986, the first Pole went into space. By 1989, Solidarity triumphed and the first free, democratic elections since the end of World War II were held. The Solidarity movement heralded the collapse of PR Polandball as well as other puppet regimes throughout Eastern Europe.
"Got Peace Again" (1989-Present)[edit | edit source]
After the Cold War ended, massive liberalizing reforms took place. Polandball relaxed freedom of press and speech and greatly increased personal freedoms. Initially, as with most other Eastern Bloc countryballs, Polandball's economy slowed down. Polandball became the first post-communist state to reach his pre-1989 levels thanks to an economic boom by 1995.
In March 4, 2020, he got infected with COVID-19. He is still infected to this moment and he has over 2,000,000 confirmed cases.
Relationships (Relacje)[edit | edit source]
Friends (Przyjaciele)[edit | edit source]
- Denmarkball - Lego. Make sure this hellhole isn't hiding in yuor lego!
- Norwayball - We are both victims of Hitler kurwa, but only yuo is happiest country and highest HDI.
- Finlandball - Even if you supportings Nazi, he tried attacking you in 1943. We're also vodka drinkers. He is brother of my BFF.
- Estoniaball - Wégry's sibling and a good friend.
- Węgrypiłka - Polak, Węgier Dwa Bratanki! My best friend ever. Can best friends since of Middle Ages. We are not of relatives, but we call each other brothers. Both into hatings Reich kraut . Thanks for accepting my refugees in 1939. But why is your language so hard? It's really hard to understand. We are rivals in football only. Usually I cheer him up when he is sad.
- Czechiaball and Slovakiaball - Other Central Slavs. Against migrants like me. Also, don’t mind me about this. I was misunderstanding.
- German Empireball - I always mistakings him for his kaiser. You gave me independence in 1918! :)
- Romaniaball - Good friend, helped me during war and hates Russiaball also.
- Indiaball - Nice countryball in South Asia that is cool with my twin. Also like cow!
- USAball - Good friends. He is of cool guy. I'm in his NATO military alliance! There are also many Polish immigrants in Chicagoball and Indianaball
Gib NASA so I can into space!!!
- UKball - Helpful of during war, bossy when employer. But thanks for givings me many złotys!
- Franceball - Good wine and help me reborn but surrendered like usual (oops).
- Vaticanball - Jan Pawel forever!
- Kosovoball - I recognize yuo.
- Bulgariaball - Good Balkan friend. Work together a lot.
- Indonesiaball - Fellow Homophobe, Can into similar flag and eagle coat of arms! We can into similar course of history through enduring revolutions, wars for independence and maintaining national unity!
- Monacoball - Same as Indonesiaball for his glasses.
- Lithuaniaball - Long live the Commonwealth! One day. It will return. But I'm sorry for 1920!!!
- Malaysiaball - Indonesiaball's rival brother! I sold him my PT-91 MBT's which he and his engineers modified his tanks better than mine to rival Niemcy's Leopard 2 used by Indonesiaball and Tringapore.
Sorry if I mistook you as USAball.
- Canadaball - Great friend, gibs maple syrup. Most Canadians are Polish in the prairies. Full respect and love for Canadians! Also ally of USA and home to ALOT OF POLISHBALLS WITHIN THE NATION. YAY POLSKA!! GIBS PENNY OLEKSIAK!
- Niemcy - A friend. We have had a long love-hate relationship with eachother. PLS HELP INTO SPACE!!!
- Russiaball - You brought a pole to space? Sweeeeet!! We also can into vodka and we both hate Fourth Reich Kraut, EUball (mostly him) and borkface (also mostly him). You also saved me in WW2 from Evil nazi. :) But never forget all those things you've done to me back then.
- Argentinaball - National Day of The Pole!
- File:Kaliningrad-icon.png Kaliningradball - Plox of helpings me! Yuo of fake Prussian, Help me beating of that Nazi kraut!
- South Koreaball - Aiming to become better friends with them in future. Believes Dokdo is Korean. Gib factories and tanks, plox!
- Belarusball - Is of good friend. But why are yuo friends with Russia? And stop massing balls at my border plox
- Ukraineball - Remember our beautiful border forever. In fact, we have one fish facing to yuor side, and one facing to my side. I do believe we have to be united soon. But NEVER FORGET NOVEMBER 15, 2022!!!!!!!!!
I wanted Russia To do it so I can do the Funny.
- Italyball -
Marsz, marsz, Dąbrowski, Z ziemi włoskiej do Polski!Good friend, of gib me pizza and is be really good! I can't into space but at least I can into supercar fame now. He is also the place where my anthem is wrote. Nice pizza guy. Pizza almost good enough for me to forget about your friendship with Evil kraut...
- Philippinesball - Your country is beautiful, and I likings yuor tourist in your clay.
- Japanball - I like yuor anime like Hetalia. It is us but as real-life humans!
- Sri Lankaball - I like your tea
Is better than UK's.
- Israelcube - Yeah we both got oppresed by Nazis in WW2. Screw Hitler and Holocaust. But stop anschlussing Palestineball plox.
- Vietnamball - Good friend. Present day many of his people live and work in my clay. His people are the largest Asian and non-European group in my clay. And we are ancient and share similar history too!
- Papua New Guineaball - I like yuor nature, But Please tell your people to stop being a cannibal.
- Palestineball - Kebab friend from the middle east. I support him because him being at war with Israelcube reminds me of the old days where i was invaded by him. But, I'm sorry for not stopping Israel from torturing you. I can into recognizings you!
Neutral (Neutralni)[edit | edit source]
- Swedenball - We were enemies at first but now we are of neutral. We both like PewDiePie and hate Article 13! BUT WHY YUO GIVE ASYLUM TO THAT COMMUNIST CRIMINAL MICHNIK ? Also, AoH II is op better than HOI IV!
- Soviet Unionball - Neutral. Ruled me and my friends for 44 years and killed a lot of my people. But you're not as jerkie as Stinky poo. You also hate him too. You also helped in WW2 and brought a Pole to space. So me and you have a love-hate relationship.
- Chinaball - You of signings treaty? Is nice, but you will still of paying for COVID-19.
- North Koreaball - This Kurwa hates me more than I hate the Nazis, but we used to have working embassies in each other so that should be okay. (But is it?) WHY YUO OK REMOVE MY EMBASSY????
- Icelandball - Okay yuo little Russian kurwa or whatever yuo wanna call yuorself. Why yuo not a friend of mine? Yuo need yuor daily pierogis to calm yuorself down? Why yuo so obsessed with Vodka? AND KURWA DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT YEETING ME INTO REYKJAVIK!! IT'LL WORK, BUT YOU'LL PAY FOR MY FUNERAL!!!!
- Egyptball - Nothing much I can of sayings, I'm of thinkings becoming friends with him
but don't forget about Magdalena Zuk.
- Saudi Arabiaball - He hates me for being friends with Serbiaball, but at least you hate the gays.
Enemies (Wrogowie)[edit | edit source]
- Annoying kurwa (sometimes) - We may be good now, but 1629 NEVER FORGET!! I'm so glad Russia killed you in 1721. Yuo of very much deserveds of it.
- Nazi Germanyball - FUCK U KURWA MONSTER!!! YUO ARE THE MAIN REASON WHY POLAND IS SO POOR! AT LEAST THE SOVIET UNION DID GOOD THINGS FOR ME!!!! YOU DIDN'T DO JUNK!!! YUO ARE A BIG JERK AND DON'T YUO OF EVER TRY SO NEVER COME AGAIN!! I AM SO VERYS GLAD YUO ARE OF VERY DEAD HAHAHAHA!!! THIS CAN INTO TWO WAYS, THIRD REICH. ONE, YUO OF WALKS AWAY. 𝚃𝚆𝙾... 𝙸 𝚆𝙰𝙻𝙺𝚂 𝙾𝙽 𝚈𝚄𝙾𝚁 𝙵𝙰𝙲𝙴 . . .
- My BÖRK STEALER - KURWA. IS. NOT. YUOR. BÖRK!!!!
- NAME STEALER - UNFUNNY NAME STEALER!!!!
- File:Reich-icon.png Reichtangle - KURWA DIES GÓWNO!!! REMOVE!!! YOU ARE THE WORST THING TO EVER EXIST!!! KURWA REMOVE!!! PLEASE DON'T ANSCHLUSS ME!!!!!!! STOP TRYING TO BOSS THIS POOR GUY AROUND!!! REMOVE!!!
- Stinky Terrorists - STAY AWAY FROM ME! KURWA!!!!! YOU WILL OF NEVER TOUCHINGS ME AND MY CLAY!!!!! REMOVE JIHADIST KEBAB!!! REMOVE!
- Kingdom of Prussiaball - NOTHING!!! YUO CANNOT STEAL LAND FROM ME!!! I REGRET NOTHING!!!!!!!!
- Venezuelaball - ANTI IMPERIALIST WHO HATES NIEMCY!! I HATE YUO!
- Crimeaball - YUO!!!! YUO ARE UKRAINIAN CLAY AND THAT'S FINAL!!!
- Austrian Empireball - Same with yuo! YOU ARE ALSO FRIENDS WITH THE MONSTER!
- Russian Empireball - Biggest splitter of them all! I'm glad you were enemies with the Soviet Unionball though.
- Somaliaball - AHHHHHH SCARY PIRATES GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!!! REMOVE!!!
- Gays (Under PiS) - REMOVE HOMOSEX!!! REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE!!! HOMOSEX IS OF SCARY AND SHOULDN'T EXIST WHHHHYYYYYY????????!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Senegalball - Never forget World Cup 2018!
- George Soros - You are the worst person in the world!
Here some Kurwa fact Drobnostki)[edit | edit source]
- Poland cannot go into space.
- The colors of the Polish flag are reversed to that of their countryball because on the drawball.com page (where it was drawn for the first time by Polish users) they drew it with the inverted colors so it stayed that way in all future memes.
- He considers himself a Catholic.
- Sometimes it is confused with the Pokémon Voltorb, Indonesiaball or Monacoball
- Clean the UKball and Germanyball bathrooms.
- When he is scared or in trouble his characteristic cry is "Kurwa!" (which means "Who*e").
- It is the most popular countryball (thanks to it this meme was created).
- Sometimes he speaks in third person grammar (he) referring to himself.
- He is not afraid of anything
except Germanyball and Russiaball.
- He likes soccer, being fan of the footballer Robert Lewandowski.
- When the Nazis invaded Poland, it turned into a clandestine country.
- In Polish language, the native name of the country (Polska) is a femenine noun. This explain why Polonia, the national personification of the country, is a woman.
- He once had a bear soldier named Wojtek and he assisted him in the Battle of Montecassino by transporting ammunition.
- He has a great fear of Omskbird having trauma just by saying "Omsk".
How to draw[edit | edit source]
- Draw a ball.
- Draw the Polish flag upside down (red on the top, white on the bottom) (This is a tradition on Polandball).
- Draw the eyes and you're finished.
Flag Colors[edit | edit source]
|White||255, 255, 255||C0-M0-Y0-K0||#FFFFFF|
|Red||220, 20, 60||C0-M91-Y73-K14||#DC143C|
Gallery[edit | edit source]
|Members||Czechiaball • Hungaryball • Polandball • Slovakiaball|
|Founders||USAball • Canadaball • Icelandball • UKball • Franceball • Portugalball • Italyball • Belgiumball • Netherlandsball • Luxembourgball • Denmarkball • Norwayball|
|Joined during the Cold War||Greeceball • Turkeyball • West Germanyball ( Germanyball since October 1990) • Spainball|
|Joined after the Cold War||Polandball • Czechiaball • Hungaryball • Sloveniaball • Slovakiaball • Romaniaball • Bulgariaball • Lithuaniaball • Latviaball • Estoniaball • Croatiaball • Albaniaball • Montenegroball • North Macedoniaball|
|Membership Action Plan||Bosnia and Herzegovinaball|
|Intensified Dialogue||Georgiaball • Ukraineball|
|Individual Partnership Action Plan||Armeniaball • Azerbaijanball • Kazakhbrick • Moldovaball • Serbiaball • Cyprusball|
|West Slavs||Czechiaball • Polandball • Slovakiaball|
|East Slavs||Belarusball • Russiaball • Ukraineball|
|South Slavs||Bosnia and Herzegovinaball • Bulgariaball • Croatiaball • Montenegroball • North Macedoniaball • Serbiaball • Sloveniaball|
|Non-Independent Slavs||Carpathian Rutheniaball • Moraviaball • Kashubiaball • Goraniball • Sorbsball • Lemkoball •|
|Historical Slavs||Slavsball • Kyivan Rusball • Kingdom of Polandball • Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthball • Great Moraviaball • Grand Duchy of Muscovyball • Tsardom of Russiaball • Russian Empireball • Czechoslovakiaball • Kingdom of Yugoslaviaball • Soviet Unionball • Yugoslaviaball • Novorossiaball|
|CHEEKI BREEKI VODKA KURWA BLYAT CHEEKI BREEKI|
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