







Prelude[edit]
In 1863 Uruguay was in a civil war between the
colorados and
blancos political parties, but in 1864
Brazil entered the war to help the
colorados, thing that made
Paraguay angry due to being friend of the
blancos goverment, because of this,
Paraguay invaded the disputed territory of Matto Grosso between him and
Brazil, starting the war.
After successfully invading taking Matto Grosso from
Brazilball,
Paraguay wanted to march into
Uruguay to help his friend, BUT, he had to pass through
Argentina to do that, and
Argie said no, so
Paraguay invaded
Corrientes to go into
Uruguay's clay in 1865.
The colorado party won, and
Brazil,
Argentina and
Uruguay firmed the Triple Alliance pact to attack
Paraguay together.
Start of the War[edit]
Argentina kicked
Paraguay out of
Corrientes, but it wasn't sure if attacking its brother was a good thing to do.
At the same time, Uruguay and
Brazil kicked
Paraguay out of
Matto Grosso, because of these defeats
Paraguay retreated to it's own clay
The War[edit]
In 1866 the allies attacked Paraguay in the battle of Tuyutí and he loosed the battle and his best troops.
Brazil and
Argentina believed that
Paraguay will be easy to defeat so they went to the Curupaytí battle without preparation against artillery, the result was
Paraguay's artillery beating the hell out of both of them.
In 1867 the three allies entered Paraguay's part of the Parana River and the Second Battle of Tuyutí started, and the allies barely won.
After this, Paraguay tried to talk with
Argentina to solve the conflict, but it didn't worked.
All this time Brazil was infected with cholera, and
Argentina, along with
Uruguay got infected too.
Argie and
Brazil got a very hard time with this, and the
paraguayan civilians too.
In 1868 Brazil defeated
Paraguay in the battles of Itororó and Abay, making Guay retreat.
Uruguay,
Argentina and
Brazil totally raped
Paraguay in the Battle of Itá-Ibaté.
Paraguay had to hide behind
Asuncionball after that.
In 1869 Brazil and
Uruguay took
Asuncion and destroyed it.
Argentina didn't wanted to be part of that.
Paraguay started becoming crazy, harming himself every time he failed a mission and made Piribebuýball the new capital.
The allies bombed Paraguay and the civilians got raped by
Brazil again, and the Battle of Acosta Ñu started,
Paraguay attacked with sticks and got massacred.
End of the war.[edit]
3 of Paraguay's capitals during the war falled and he decided to fight the final battle near a river with everything he had left.
Brazil arrived to the place of the battle and the final fight started,
Paraguay, despite being wounded as hell and barely having things to fight with, he didn't surrendered and both ended up near the river, where
Paraguay ignored
Brazil's order to surrender again and shouted his famous line "¡MUERO CON MI PATRIA!" (I DIE WITH MY FATHERLAND!) and charged against
Brazil, who made the final push and defeated
Paraguay.
Paraguay got occupied by
Brazil through 6 years.
Post-War (1870-Present Day)[edit]
The poor boy still suffers from the PTSD and some other mental problems, he still pays reparations to Brazil and
Argentina even though he didn't do much damage to them. Causing his economy to be shitty and his army poor.
Now
Paraguayball sells pirated products like
Chinaball to all other countries of the south america and plays soccer with them too even though he is pretty bad at it. Nothing changed much except
Paraguayball is now bullied by
Brazil,
Argentina and
Uruguay.
Paraguay now suffers from economic problems, but he is a member from
UNASUR and is pretty friendly with the others countries now, The other Belligerents only got stronger and kept on their path.
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