Paraguayan War

Paraguayan War
Date	12 October 1864 - 1 March 1870
Location	South America
Causes	Brazilian intervention in the uruguayan civil war .
Result	Allied Victory
Territorial changes	Brazil definitively gained the disputed clays north of the Apa River, now part of Mato Grosso do Sulball state. Argentina definitively gained the disputed Misiones Province and all the disputed clays south of the Pilcomayo River now constituting Formosa Province. Paraguay permanently lost its claims to lands amounting to almost 40% of its prewar clay.
Belligerents
Triple Alliance Brazilian Empireball Uruguayball Argentinaball
Paraguayball
Commanders
Emperor Pedro II Venancio Flores Bartolomé Mitre
Francisco Solano López † (in battle)
Strength
: 123.418 : 30.000 : 5.500
150.000 (soldiers, civilians and kids)
Casualties
140,000 soldiers and civilians
300,000 soldiers and civilians
Notes
That's how paraguay turned the country it is today.

The Paraguayan War, also known as the War of the Triple Alliance and the Great War in Paraguayball, was a South American war fought from 1864 to 1870 between Paraguayball and the Triple Alliance of Argentinaball, the Brazilian Empireball, and Uruguayball. The war was the deadliest and bloodiest in Latin America's history. It particularly devastated Paraguayball, which suffered catastrophic losses and was forced to cede clay to Argentinaball and Brazilian Empireball. It made Paraguayball hate The Triple Alliance members for turning him into a shitty countryball and sexual slave.

Prelude

In 1863  Uruguay was in a civil war between the colorados and  blancos political parties, but in 1864  Brazil entered the war to help the  colorados, thing that made  Paraguay angry due to being friend of the  blancos goverment, because of this,  Paraguay invaded the disputed territory of Matto Grosso between him and  Brazil, starting the war.

After successfully invading taking  Matto Grosso from  Brazilball,  Paraguay wanted to march into  Uruguay to help his friend, BUT, he had to pass through  Argentina to do that, and  Argie said no, so  Paraguay invaded  Corrientes to go into  Uruguay's clay in 1865.

The  colorado party won, and  Brazil,  Argentina and  Uruguay firmed the Triple Alliance pact to attack  Paraguay together.

Start of the War

 Argentina kicked  Paraguay out of  Corrientes, but it wasn't sure if attacking its brother was a good thing to do.

At the same time,  Uruguay and  Brazil kicked  Paraguay out of  Matto Grosso, because of these defeats  Paraguay retreated to it's own clay

The War

In 1866 the allies attacked  Paraguay in the battle of Tuyutí and he loosed the battle and his best troops.

 Brazil and  Argentina believed that  Paraguay will be easy to defeat so they went to the Curupaytí battle without preparation against artillery, the result was  Paraguay's artillery beating the hell out of both of them.

In 1867 the three allies entered  Paraguay's part of the Parana River and the Second Battle of Tuyutí started, and the allies barely won.

After this,  Paraguay tried to talk with  Argentina to solve the conflict, but it didn't worked.

All this time  Brazil was infected with cholera, and  Argentina, along with  Uruguay got infected too. Argie and  Brazil got a very hard time with this, and the  paraguayan civilians too.

In 1868  Brazil defeated  Paraguay in the battles of Itororó and Abay, making Guay retreat.

 Uruguay,  Argentina and  Brazil totally raped  Paraguay in the Battle of Itá-Ibaté.  Paraguay had to hide behind  Asuncionball after that.

In 1869  Brazil and  Uruguay took  Asuncion and destroyed it.  Argentina didn't wanted to be part of that.

 Paraguay started becoming crazy, harming himself every time he failed a mission and made Piribebuýball the new capital.

The allies bombed  Paraguay and the civilians got raped by  Brazil again, and the Battle of Acosta Ñu started,  Paraguay attacked with sticks and got massacred.

End of the war.

3 of  Paraguay's capitals during the war falled and he decided to fight the final battle near a river with everything he had left.

 Brazil arrived to the place of the battle and the final fight started,  Paraguay, despite being wounded as hell and barely having things to fight with, he didn't surrendered and both ended up near the river, where  Paraguay ignored  Brazil's order to surrender again and shouted his famous line "¡MUERO CON MI PATRIA!" (I DIE WITH MY FATHERLAND!) and charged against  Brazil, who made the final push and defeated  Paraguay.

 Paraguay got occupied by  Brazil through 6 years.

Post-War (1870-Present Day)

The poor boy still suffers from the PTSD and some other mental problems, he still pays reparations to  Brazil and  Argentina even though he didn't do much damage to them. Causing his economy to be shitty and his army poor. Now  Paraguayball sells pirated products like Chinaball to all other countries of the south america and plays soccer with them too even though he is pretty bad at it. Nothing changed much except  Paraguayball is now bullied by  Brazil,  Argentina and  Uruguay.  Paraguay now suffers from economic problems, but he is a member from  UNASUR and is pretty friendly with the others countries now, The other Belligerents only got stronger and kept on their path.