Pampangaball is a provinceball in the Central Luzonball region of the Philippinesball. It is the only remaining pre-dominantly Kapampangan province left but that will soon change. Sometimes it feels like it doesen't belong in its region, but it doesn't want to leave. It is the capital of Central Luzonball but its Tagalog neighbors aren't so happy having a Kapampangan province in-charge of a Tagalog majority province. It is known to be the birthplace of former president, Diosdado Macapagal (the poor boy from Lubao). Alongside with that, its former president became the congresswoman of second district of Pampangaball and now house speaker.
It can be a bit loud at times and mostly will not tolerate the contrary opinions of others. It is very durable and can survive volcanic eruptions. It is good at cooking. Other ethnic groups sometimes dislike Pampanga for being a bit of a loud mouth. It is also fairly colonial-minded and prefers to listen to K-pop and J-pop rather than Philippine-pop.
Pampanga has a strange relationship with the Tagalogs. They both like and hate each other, and are mostly friendly rivals.
Of all the other provinces, it is number one in terms of achievements.
History
Pampangaball was born as a 1ball. Then was adopted by Spanish Empireball, USAball, Japanese Empireball, and finally Philippinesball.
Relations
Friends
- Nueva Ecijaball: My Tagalog friend
but not for long. It produces rice, I like rice.
- Bataanball: My other Tagalog friend
but not for long.It was a site during the Bataan Death March.
- Zambalesball: My sibling, a slightly less developed Tagalog friend.
- Tarlacball (
child?????): I am building a city in its clay. WE BOTH KAPMPANGANS!!! KAPMPANGAN STONG!!111!!!Now let your people leave your clay and spread to Tagalog provinces to make Central Luzon less Tagalog
Enemies
- Manilaball: My "leader". It is my Tagalog overlord, but I am trying to overtake and become better than it. I am building cities, I am working on projects, and I am upgrading Clark and my airport. When we're not in competition we are mostly cool with each other.
- I WISH BOOMBOXER124 WILL BE COUNTRYHUMANIST: While it is the center of Tagalog culture, I am the center of Kapampangan culture. We usually disagree each other about morals as he usually says that I am "immoral". SIGH all I ask yuo is to please accept me.
- GUNS ARE RUINED MY SISIG LIFE: Yuo TAGALOG PUPPET! We don't get each other much, but I dislike you a bit less than my other enemies.
- Ilocos Norteball: Yuo are the idiot here! I took over yuor presidency because I think yuo killed too many people! Also, your windmills are horrible! Ferdie Marcos sucks!
- Calabarzonball: Yuo are disrespectful region and also a TAGALOG PUPPET!
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