| “ |  Nambia's [sic] health system is increasingly self-sufficient.
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 Donald Trump |
Nambiaball
Namibiaball, officially the Republic of Namibiaball, is empty as shit a countryball in southern Africa who cannot into water (except for having a coast). Namibiaball is the driest countryball in Sub-Saharan Africa and the most sparsely populated African countryball.
Initially born in 1884 as German South-West Africaball, Namibiaball is an adoptive child of Germanyball. It was raised by South Africaball until its rebirth as an independent republic in 1991.
Namibiaball has recently made a video on USAball by insulting itself and satirically pointing out its president Donald Trump, who erroneously called it "Nambia".
History
Namibiaball's history is lost in time. It was a 
native and a nomadic hunter/gatherer.
Portugalball discovered it in the year 1485. In the 19th century, 
Boerballs arrived from the south and started arguing with 
Khoisanballs.
German Empireball and 
USAball decided to adopt it. After some wars, Namibiaball was split into a 
British part and a German part. In WWI UKball asked Union of South Africaball to "liberate" Namibiaball from German Empireball. Union of South Africaball thought the "liberation" was forever.
Namibiaball eventually had enough of apartheid and became independent in 1990 after some wars.
It is now very peaceful and has a strong GDP per capita for the continent. Dropping oil prices have hurt its economy though.
In 2020, Namibiaball elected File:Adolf Uunona-icon.png Adolf Hitler Uunona, which is definitely not a reference to .
the German dictator
Flag colours
| Colour Name | RGB | CMYK | HEX | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Tangerine Yellow | 255, 205, 0 | C0-M20-Y100-K0 | #FFCD00 | |
| Catalina Blue | 0, 47, 108 | C100-M56-Y0-K58 | #002F6C | |
| Crimson | 200, 16, 46 | C0-M92-Y77-K22 | #C8102E | |
| White | 255, 255, 255 | N/A | #FFFFFF | |
| Spanish Green | 0, 154, 67 | C100-M0-Y56-K40 | #009A44 | |
Relationships
Friends
Germanyball - It apologized for genocide! Thank you!!! And we still like yuor culture here. Also, 1/3 of our white population is still German.
South Africaball - My best buddy and my step-cousin! We often hang out and braai.
Cubaball - We fought against 
Apartheid together!
Angolaball - Thanks for supporting my independence. Also, change this one's name plox.
Botswanaball - My eastern neighbor and best friend. We both can into democracy and stability.
Finlandball - Is teach me the word of god and sauna. We have good relations, and we have embassies in each other's capitals.
Holy Roman Empireball - My grandparent.
Enemies
- Union of South Africaball - WORST ENEMY EVER! DISGUSTING! UTTER SHAME TO HUMANITY! YUO ARE THE MOST RACIST AND DISGUSTING THING, I WILL FOREVER HATE YOU AND I AM GLAD THAT I AM FREE FROM AN EVIL BASTARD LIKE YOU! EVEN YOUR PRESENT SELF HATES YUO.
Nazi Germanyball - Racist who is worse than Apatheid! BTW, we elected yuor leader, LMAO!
German Empireball - WORST EMPIRE EVER! I AM A SHAME TO BE YOUR CHILD! YOU COMMITTED GENOCIDE ON THE HETERO AND NAMA PEOPLE AND REDUCED THEIR POPULATIONS BY 80%, WHY?! Hope your grandson likes repaying reperations.
Donald Trump - My name is Namibia, not 
Nambia!
Egyptball - REMOVE SISI! 7-1 AND 8-2 NEVER FORGET!
Namibeball - Name stealer, remove! Even your dad likes me.
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Gallery
See also
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- Africa
- Big Countryballs with Small Populations
- English Speaking Countryball
- Desert
- South Africaball
- Southern Africa
- Atlantic Ocean
- Christian
- Khoekhoe Speaking Countryball
- Herero Speaking Countryball
- Kavango Speaking Countryball
- Caprivi Speaking Countryball
- Oshiwambo Speaking Countryball
- Afrikaans Speaking Countryball
- Red Blue Green Yellow White
- Namibiaball
- UNball
- German Speaking Countryball
- Germanic
- Countryballs
- Nationalist
- ǃXóõ Speaking Countryball
- African Unionball
- Sub-Saharan Africa
- Protestant
- Unitary
- Catholic