| “ | Hrvatska druga u svijetu. | ” |
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 Croatiabrick |
Croatiabrick, officially the Republic of Croatiabrick, is a fascist, tourism money snatcher, Bosnia blocking Chileball of Europe Southern European countryball located in the Balkans in the crossroads of Central Europe, Southeast Europe, and the Mediterranean. It is bordered by 
Bosniaball to the north, east, and south (Due to the fact that its clay surrounds Bosniaball's) along with the Mediterranean Sea in the south, 
Serbiaball to the northeast, 
Sloveniaball to the northwest, and 
Hungaryball to the north, along with the tiny strip of land in the southeast that they have with 
Montenegroball.
The countryball is divided into 20 countyballs, including the capital 
Zagrebball located in the northwestern part of the country, giving it a total area of 21,851 square miles, making it the 127th largest country in the world. As of 2021, it maintains a population of about 4 million inhabitants.
It is in 
EUball, 
NATOball and it likes to eat kebabs, but it has problems with Serbiaball, so it usually leaves them alone.
It is EUball's newest member, at least until 2025, because that's when Serbiaball and Montenegroball will most likely join the union.
Croatiabrick is ranked as the most beautiful European countryball. The beautiful coastline on the Adriatic is a heaven for tourists, who give lots of money.
Croatiabrick can now into female leadership, is good at handball, (even losing against in Franceball the FIFA World Cup “football”!), has lemon (a Croatian lemon is called a “Cro Lemon”) and can into beating up Russiaball, Denmarkball, and even the Three Lions (Englandball) in football!
History
Early History
Croats came to the Balkans in the 5th century. At the beginning of the 8th century it was 
Duchy of Croatiaball, whom 
Republic of Veniceball titled "The Worst Duke of the Slavs" for its rampant piracy, sadistic behaviour, and for forcing the Venetians to pay it tribute. It is remembered fondly in Croatiabrick as one of the most popular warlords. In 925, it became a stronk 
Kingdom.
Middle Ages
Croatiabrick later used to to be a stronk kingdom, but later joined with Hungaryball in a personal union. After some weeks it wanted to leave because 
Kingdom of Hungaryball and 
Kingdom of Austriaball created a union and 
Kingdom of Croatiaball had some but not much rights in 
Austria-Hungaryball.
In 1913, it wanted to create File:Austria-Hungary-Croatia-icon.png Trialism with in Austria-Hungaryball, but never did because World War I started one year later.
Yugoslav Era
Croatiabrick was part of 
Kingdom of Yugoslaviaball. In 1941, Croatiabrick became the 
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Nazi Germanyball puppet.
Independent State of Croatiaball with help from Nazi Germanyball removed some Serbs, Croats, Romas and Jews) in Jasenovac. This made Serbiaball very angry. After the war, Croatiabrick was once again part of 
Yugoslaviaball, but this time it was a socialist multi-ethnic state, with the dictator Marshall Josip Broz Tito.
Homeland War
The Homeland War started in 1991 when Croatiabrick wished to leave Yugoslaviaball, along with Sloveniaball because Marshall Josip Broz Tito was dead and 
SR Serbiaball wanted to create a Greater Serbiaball, but SR Serbiaball didn't like that they declared independence so it battled with Croatiabrick.
After the breakup of Yugoslaviaball, Croatiabrick found itself in a very hard position because Serbiaball controlled more than 90% equipment of the former Yugoslaviaball's army and was denied help from others because of sanctions.
Croatiabrick fought bravely in the Battle of Vukovar, but after 3 months of fighting, 
Vukovarball fell and 20,000 Croats were massacred. The first to recognize its independence were Sloveniaball, 
Germanyball, 
Vaticanball and 
Icelandball.
Croatiabrick tried with all its might to defend its clay and it successfully did, but Serbiaball was more modern and stronger in numbers than it.
Croatiabrick regained its strength and it attacked 
Serbian Krajinaball and in 2 days regained back half of their territory and conquered half of Bosnia-Herzegovinaball in Operation Storm, ending the Homeland War and earning Croatiabrick full independence.
Since 1995
Croatiabrick wanted to join EUball in 1995 after the Homeland War, but the other EUball members said no. In 1999 Germanyball asked it to join EUball and NATOball, but Croatiabrick was still angry because they no wanted it in 1995, so it said no.
Croatiabrick joined NATOball during 2009 with 
Albaniaball. Finally, in 2013, Croatiabrick joined EUball, so the economy can into fixings in 2013, and was welcomed by Germanyball.
Luckily, it doesn't beg it like 
Greeceball, asking it for Euros.
Rakija was also made by Croats and Serbs never had anything to do with rakija.
It has been infected with the coronavirus by 
Italyball. Scientists say that Croatiabrick may have stronger immunity against the coronavirus during summertime.
In 2020, Croatiabrick was hit with two strong earthquakes. On March 22, Croatia's capital Zagrebball was hit a 5.3 magnitude earthquake that left 1 dead and 27 people injured. On December 29 2020, Croatiabrick was hit by an even stronger 6.4 magnitude earthquake, with its epicenter located close to Petrinjaball. It has left with at least 7 dead and 26 people injured. The earthquake was also felt in Sloveniaball, Hungaryball, Austriaball and a few other countryballs near Croatiabrick.
Flag Colors
Main Colors
| Color Name | RGB | CMYK | HEX | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Red | 255, 0, 0 | C0-M100-Y100-K0 | #FF0000 | |
| White | 255, 255, 255 | N/A | #FFFFFF | |
| Cadmium Blue | 23, 23, 150 | C85-M85-Y0-K41 | #171796 | |
Emblem Colors
| Color Name | RGB | CMYK | HEX | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Red | 255, 0, 0 | C0-M100-Y100-K0 | #FF0000 | |
| White | 255, 255, 255 | N/A | #FFFFFF | |
| Blue Cola | 0, 147, 221 | C100-M33-Y0-K13 | #0093DD | |
| Jonquil | 247, 219, 23 | C0-M11-Y91-K3 | #F7DB17 | |
| Cadmium Blue | 23, 23, 150 | C85-M85-Y0-K41 | #171796 | |
Relations
Friends/Prijatelji
- 🍺 Rakija - The Best Friend for Life. <3
Albaniaball - Good friend and KOSOVO IS ALBANIJA!
Austriaball - Best near-neighbors, we also have a close friendship because of our history together.
Bosnia and Herzegovinaball (mostly) - I like you! You have beautiful women even though I can't tell whos who because we look to similar! Sometimes we get mistaken for each other. At least we look similar to each other. But seriously why are our names so long and weird? Strange right? 
Canadaball - HI FRIEND! NICE TO MEET YOU!
Germanyball - Good friend. Second to recognize Croatia in 1991, now it lets me in Schengen and Eurozone cuz I completed all the quests for that. gib Euros now?
Iranball - We can into the best friends because we both hate 
Saudi Arabiaball. Cuz it keeps calling me Kurva-tia. Yuo are not bad as it. Oh, also you're the birthplace of Croats.
Israelcube - Fine friend. Sorry about 1941, was a 
Nazi Germanyball's idea, I swear.
Japanball - I love its anime, manga, visual novels and video games. It likes a 19th century patriotic song of mine for some reason.
Togoball & Chileball - We all are coast stealing worms but I failed for Bosnia and Herzegovinaball so :( Chile's current president is of Croatian origins, too; I wish him good luck!
Turkeyball - We had lots of fights long time ago. It was being very rage, but these days we are starting to be friends. Also we hate Saudi Arabiaball and 
terrorists.
Ukraineball - First to recognize us. Our Eastern siblings! We understand what you're going through right now.
USAball - Let me into NATO in 2009 and helped me in 1995. Also my sibling's spouse. Pssst, do not mistaken Kolinda for Coco Austin, they are not the same person.
Philippinesball - I like your TV series airing in my clay. We are both seafarers and like building ships! Great trader and military friend.
Polandball - Friend who recognized me very quick and also helped me in the Yugoslav Wars! Me and it have been connecting Baltic, Adriatic and Black Sea pipelines with a couple of others to be less dependent on 
Ruskie gas.
Sloveniaball - You're Donald's wife? I guess you can be friends. I will allow tourism in my area for you as we are EU buddies. But don't send too many tourists as I don't want riots. :) I'm keeping a third eye on you, Melania.
South Koreaball - True and best Korea. I hate your sibling because it is a commie.
Neutral/Komplicirano
- https://static.miraheze.org/polandballwiki/c/cc/Austria-Hungary-icon_%28hat%29.pngAustria-Hungaryball My old master where I served him.It was pretty hard to describe him.You can say he is bad.You also can say he is good guy.At least better than this stupid https://static.miraheze.org/polandballwiki/1/1e/Kingdom_of_Yugoslavia-icon.pngChetniks fuck.
Argentinaball - It hated me for a while just because I forced it to be eliminated by France of the 2018 World Cup, but it also helped me a bit in my war against 
Yugoslaviaball.
Hungaryball - Oppressed me for centuries, tried to steal 
Međimurjeball from me several times, but it was one of the first countries that recognized me and its food is delicious. Also, best union sibling, comes to vacation here a lot. How did you beat me in football?
Italyball - We are good friends but it can get annoying when it keeps saying I stole Istria. It stole it from me! Also I am not miniature you. Sure we look similar geographically, but I am not miniature you!! The Foibe massacres were an atrocity that were a byproduct of my old, evil self, and I hope it never happens again.
Kosovoball - Of recognizing to annoy 
my neighbor.
Montenegroball - Our NATO partner who Trump criticized for being a Russian puppet.
Palestineball - Sorry but you are Israel's clay.- Russiaball - Recent conflicts with Ukraine remind me of my situation in 1990s. Also it likes Serbia more so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. But when it's not about politics, we can get along well and play chess and football.
- Serbiaball - My uh... "neighbor". Our relationship is of hard to explain. We are starting get along and I actually do see a better version of it now. BUT OPERATION STORM IS MY GREATEST VICTORY AND I'M ALLOWED TO CELEBRATE IT! Oh you, Albania and North Macedonia are making a deal? Great! Count me in as I want NO MORE WARS! And stop seeing me as Ustasha, I no longer who I was. It was a Nazi Germanyball's shit idea. Btw Kosovoball is independent HAHAHAHAHA!
Enemies/Neprijatelji
Liberlandball - YOU DON'T EXIST, FILTHY GOVNO LIBERALISTO! GO BACK TO CZECHIA AND NEVER COME BACK. DON'T EVEN TRY TO CLAIM LANDS THAT IS YOURS! LIBERLAND JE HRVATSKA!- ISISball - REMOVE KEBAB TERRORIST!! YUO WILL PAY FOR WHAT YOU DID TO ONE OF MY PEOPLE!!
Serbia and Montenegroball - ENJOY YOUR STAY IN HELL SERBIAN YUGOSLAVIA!
Spainball - Arrogant Spanish BASTARDO!! HOW DARE YOU CRUSH ME IN THE UEFA!
Boliviaball - Nobody likes it except for its anti-imperialist friends. And no sea for yuo.
Roanoke Colonyball - Who the kurva are you? You stole my name and use it as a bork? How dare you, creepy guy?!- Yugoslaviaball - I hope you're burning in hell Tito you evil dictator! Was never fair for me...
- Saudi Arabiaball - STOP CALLING ME KURVA-TIA YOU IDIOT! AND IT IS PERSIAN GULF! NOT ARABIAN!! ARABIAN GULF IN YOUR DREAM GOAT F*CKER, GO READ HISTORY. IRAN HAS MORE HISTORY THAN YOU!!
MY STUPID PAST SELF - YOU! YOU! YOU HORRIBLE MASS MURDERER, YOU ARE ONE OF THE REASONS MY MY SIBLING CAUSED THE BALKANS TO BE UNSTABLE TO THIS DAY, BECAUSE OF YOU KILLING MANY SERBS! ENJOY YOUR STAY IN HELL, CRIMINAL! I’M GLAD THAT MY PARENT KILLED YOU ONCE AND FOR ALL! HA! HA!
How to draw Croatiabrick
Drawing Croatia is moderately simple.
- Draw a free hand circle.
- Add Red block on the top and add blue color on the bottom
- Leave center white color
- Draw the coat of arms of Croatia (easiest part)
- Once your done draw eyes
- Add shading and shadows and your done!