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    I bless the rains down in Africa!
     
    — Toto
    We have to believe in African people and allow them to decide their own fate.
     
    — Pedro Pires
    Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes. Please spread the word
     
    — Jamal

    I bless the rains down in African Unionball is complicit in corruption a place where when every 60 second passes here, a minute passes elsewhere multinational union, which is comprised of almost all the independent sovereigns in the African region. It is based in Ethiopiaball's clay, and its predecessor Organisation of African Unityball resembling EUball's model, but is not as cohesive as a union. It is comprised of many different communities merging, resulting in a confusing system of different sub-organizations. It's also seen as kinda useless since it doesn’t care about the reports and outsides of Africa assume it does nothing. Foreigners also say it's a weirdo because of its culture.

    History

    Origins

    Before the African Unionball, African countryballs were gained independence from their colonizers. Moroccoball comprised the Casablanca Groupball with these Africanballs: Moroccoball, Algeriaball, Libyaball, Egyptball, Maliball, Ghanaball, and Guineaball. Liberiaball's Monrovia Groupball was non-radical and moderate, but both groups needed a strong Africa. So after cooperation in 1963, they merged to create the Organisation of African Unityball.

    Creation

    Organisation of African Unityball was influenced by Pan-Africanism, and its job was to protect Africanballs from harm and develop the continent. From the years the organization started to grow stale and outdated.

    Reformation

    On July of 2002, the Organisation of African Unityball was "reformed" by South Africaball with the help of Gaddafi and replaced by African Unionball. This time, it was meant to have a model comparable to that of EUball. The following year AUball summits were created to discuss the problems the continent has. Later on, AUball finally took action in Burundiball's civil war. Two years later, it handed the situation to UNball.

    On March 25, 2008, it launched an invasion on Comorosball on the island of Anjouanball after president Mohamed Bacar refused to give up power on the 2007 elections. The next year, it partook plans in Somaliaball's war with the help of Arab Leagueball and NATOball to take down slavery against 8balls. In Libyan Arab Jamahiriyaball's 2011 crisis, it tried to make peace with rebels which failed horribly.

    Since 2013, AUball intervened in a war between Mozambiqueball and opposition as a peacekeeper. But whether African Unionball is aftually effective in securing peace or not is debatable.

    In 2017, Morocco rejoined African Unionball even through Sahrawi Republicball is a member.


    In 2019, It launched its work, the African Continental Free Trade Area, allowing all free trade for the African countryballs. All African countryballs had joined except for little isolated Eritreaball. Due to the Sudanese protests, crisis, and the shooting of dozens of protesters, Sudanball has been suspended from the African Unionball. However, Sudanball was admitted back to the African Union in September 2019. Unfortunately, the very next year, Maliball staged a coup d'etat in August and managed to get himself suspended instead. Guineaball and Sudanball (again) were also both suspended the year after.

    As of after the recent 2022 coup in Burkina Fasoball, it had taken steps with the UNball to condemn Burkina Fasoball's actions. Some days after, Burkina Fasoball was suspended from the union. This year, coups in Nigerball and Gabonball made it suspend the membership of the two. Israelcube's observer status was also suspended earlier in 2023.

    Flag Colors

    Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
    Grass green 61, 115, 73 C47-M36-Y0-K54 #3D7349
    Saffron 238, 199, 41 C0-M16-Y82-K6 #EEC729
    White 255, 255, 255 N/A #FFFFFF

    Current Members

    None because Americans think Africa is just one country.

    • Algeriaball - Was formerly of France, but now it is an independent Arab state with lots of clay, oil and resources.
    • Angolaball - Former communist who wants to return the Soviet Union. You became famous from that MPLA meme, if I can recallings... DEATH TO THE MPLA!
    • Beninball - Dependent on Nigeria and France for economy, also part Brazilian for a reason. Togo has "benin" that city for experience.
    • Botswanaball - Named after its ethnic group, it can into English language and can into very rich with diamonds.
    • Burkina Fasoball (suspended) - Likes to call itself "the country of worthy people". But if so, why did a coup happen?
    • Burundiball - Aww, it is so cute and small. But it is so bad its broke... Don't into drowings plox!!
    • Cabo Verdeball - Speaks Portuguese but has its own language named Kriolu. Wait... how can you be 44% European??? Also your flag doesn`t look Pan-African.
    • Central African Republicball - We sent missions, so please end the war and stop killing kebabs!
    • Comorosball - I intervened in 2008 to remove its un-democratic stage. Feel better now?
    • DR Congoball - The Doctor of Africa.. It is of very big, and has lots of gorillas, but it's sad this region is filled with poverty and wars. I will help you, for you are an African bruddha!
    • Egyptball - Homeland of pyramids and mummies. Thanks for giving exports but can you just end the damn dam conflict with My father?
    • Eritreaball - Stop killing human rights and humans in general! AND JUST APPECT FREE TRADE!!!
    • Ethiopiaball (founder) - Father. He founded me and I live in its capital city of Addis Abbaba and many members grew inspiration of its flag. But some got tired of it... Why?
    • Gabonball (suspended) - The least poor in Central Africa, of good HDI! Then, get a civilian government, NOW.
    • Gambiaball - The smallest member that is not an island, so somehow a cute worm? If you do crazy things again, Senegalball will eat you.
    • Ghanaball (cofounder) - Uncle. He founded me among Ethiopia and South Africa to make the continent of Africa more relevant economically. He also invented Pan-Africanism.
    • Guinea-Bissauball - You were chaos, and was almost suspended. AND STOP WITH THE DRUGS!!!
    • Kenyaball - Can into Lion King, and very nice waterparks! He is the chairman of the EACball. I will try to promote peace in your ongoing elections, good luck!
    • Libyaball - Moussa Faki is watching you since, so for the love of GOD/ALLAH CAN YOU GET A GRIP OF YOURSELF?! And end slavery! Also, hope yuo recover soon from the flooding. Gaddafi Libya = True Libya
    • Malawiball - Sunrise flag. One of the members without any coups, that's good.
    • Maliball (suspended) - How many countries are currently in your war now? Shame, you were one of the richest African empires.
    • Mozambiqueball - CAN INTO GUN!!!! I will protect your natural gas projects from that terrorist.
    • Namibiaball - Calm. Very calm. Stop poking neighbors plox
    • Nigerball (suspended) - USAball and Franceball had a hard time fighting off terrorists from its clay. YOU DO KNOW YOUR NAME IS SO OFFENSIVE EVEN FOR YOUR OWN STANDARDS?! Then, a COUP. THAT is offensive.
    • Rwandaball - Should had done something against its genocide, but it has recovered since, became a fast-growing country, and is opening airports for us! You lewt the first African women play FIFA sports, and is the model for Africa. You're very successful I see... I like that! But please stop clashing with DR Congoball.
    • Senegalball - Is upgrading its hospitals so Africans get better aid. In 2026 it will be the first Africanball to host the Olympics. And our chairman is from here. You have nice wrestlers!
    • Seychellesball - I don`t hear a lot from it, but good Anti-corruption.
    • South Africaball (cofounder) - Other white uncle. Ever since its apatheid years were over, it found me with Ghana and Ethiopia and is one of the most relevant countries in Africa.
    • South Sudanball - Welcome to the family! I can help you in your civil war.
    • Sudanball (suspended) - Glad you're back to the family! (Coup happens) No, yuo are suspended again.
    • Togoball - Wanted "Togo" hang out in the union headquarters, HAHA!!! (Why are you a hereditary dictatorship? Shouldn't you embrace democratic rule?)
    • Ugandaball - We sent help against its terrorist rebels. But I AM NOT OF KNOWING DA WAE?!
    • Zambiaball - Tried to into space once but you could into space hoho. Nice Copper and zebras! Anyways what is this "debt trap" from Chinaball I been getting?
    • Zimbabweball - STOP IT WITH THE INFLATION PLOX!!! Kenya was right, I should have given you a timeout for the rigged 2007 election!

    Pillars of the African Unionball

    • AMUball (Arab Maghreb Unionball) - Why did yuo go inactive?
    • ECOWASball (Economic Community of West African Statesball) - The one that hates coups the most. Good luck on dealing with those.
    • ECCASball (Economic Community of Central African Statesball)
    • EACball (East African Communityball)
    • SADCball (South African Development Communityball)

    Relationships

    Friends

    • Organisation of African Unityball - Father. I also had your flag as official from 2004-2010.
    • EUball - My Inspiration, but please stop sanctionings my creator!
    • Chinaball - Its president pledged to offer vaccines. If anything I think yuor better than burger because yuo help way more. But don't make us your puppets plox!!! But yay, monies.
    • UNball - We do peacekeeping together in Darfurball, and took action in Burundiball when I got bored. It helps me a lot.
    • Indonesiaball - Hosted a conference in 1955 with a few of my members involed, which led to my origins.
    • Russiaball - Why you let Maliball bypass sanctions? But still thanks for the weapons and money!!!!! Yeah!!!! Any superpower is good if they help me!
    • USAball - Helps us in a lot of situations our members get in. A lot of my young Africans are beginning to hate to you though. Also, control your police!
    • ECOWASball - One of my children. I never meant to assign you to such a region filled with coups. I'm sorry...
    • Libyan Arab Jamahiriyaball - It was well, Gaddafi, to say the least. I like your support of pan-Africanism, and Gaddafi inspried the African Gen-Z to fight against western imperialism and for African Unity. In fact, many African goverments condemned the stupid NATO invasion. RIP, the King you are of real Libya, not this child!.

    Netural

    Enemies

    • Lord's Resistance Armyball - HEY!! QUIT TERRORIZING THESE INNOCENT GUYS!!! REMOVE!!!
    • Boko Haramball - STOP TERRORIZING MY MEMBERS!!!
    • ISISball - Your friend is already here... SO GET OUT!
    • Al-Shabaab - Really? You just had to step in and make Somaliaball 10x worse than it already is?
    • Somalilandball - I'm sorry, but none of my members do not recongize yuo ( except for dad). Go back to Somaliaball.
    • Israelcube - Yuo no longer observer, why yuo sent the wrong official to the summit?
    • Myanmarball, Lithuaniaball, Boliviaball & Zabaykalskyball - IMPOSTORS!!! Red, Yellow, and Green are rightful Pan-African colors from Ethiopia, you of stealings!
    • Coups (Mostly) - NOOOO! This will lead to immediate suspension. (But coups like Sankara's are good.)

    How to draw

    Simply draw the African Union logo in a dark green ball.


    Gallery

    References


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    Republic of South Africa - Unity in Diversity
    Provinces and dependencies Western Capeball Northern Capeball Eastern Capeball Free Stateball KwaZulu-Natalball Gautengball Northwestball Limpopoball Mpumalangaball Robben Islandball Marion Islandball
    Capitals Pretoriaball Bloemfonteinball Cape Townball Johannesburgball
    Former entities 8ball Kingdom of Mapungubweball Dutch Cape Colonyball Ndwandweball Natalia Republicball Griqualand Westball Griqualand Eastball Goshenball Stellalandball Upingtoniaball Nieuwe Republiekball Klein Vrystaatball Zulu Kingdomball Orange Free Stateball Transvaalball Colony of Natalball Cape Colonyball British Transvaalball Union of South Africaball Bantustanballs
    Tsamina mina eh eh wakka wakka eh eh Tsamina mina zangalewa, This time for Africa!
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