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    Rule, Britannia, Britannia shall rule the waves!
    UK-icon.png James Thomson
    Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm.
    Conservative-Party(UK)-icon.png Winston Churchill

    The UK-icon.png United Kingdomball, also known as Royalball England-icon.pngEnglandball (Great) Britainball, and officially known as the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland-icon.png Northern Irelandball, is a problem maker sovereign state and a unitary parliamentary constitutional monarchy in Western Europe. They are made up of three combined England-icon.png Scotland-icon.png Wales-icon.png constituent countryballs and one Northern Ireland-icon.png provinceball in the islands of Great Britain and Ireland, sharing a border with Ireland-icon.png Irelandball, giving them an area of (93,600 sq mi) and a mild seasonal climate. Its capital and largest city is London-icon.png Londonball. United Kingdomball is the fourth most populous island nation after Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball, Japan-icon.png Japanball, and Philippines-icon.png Philippinesball, and the most populous island nation that isn't from 1-icon.png Asia.

    While not only a member of NATO-icon.png NATO and the UN-icon.png United Nations, they also work for the G20 (or Group of Twenty), a club that has the world's 19 largest economies plus the EU-icon.png EUball. This also applies to G7, which they work alongside Murica-icon.pngUSAball, Canada-icon.png Canadaball, Germany-icon.png Germanyball, Italy-icon.png Italyball, France-icon.png Franceball, and Japan-icon.png Japanball.

    UKball is often seen as a former superpower on the world stage. The British Empire-icon.png British Empire was the largest empire in all of human history. Even today, they still have significant influence, as they are the leading "soft power" and runs their own organisation of nearly all of their former colonies along with Portuguese Mozambique-icon.png Mozambiqueball and German Rwanda-icon.png Rwandaball for some reason called the English-icon.png Commonwealth and is a permanent member of the UK-icon.pngChina-icon.pngRussia-icon.pngFrance-icon.pngUSA-icon.png UN Security Council. Though the empire has dissolved, they love to remember that they once dominated 25% of the world, which is how they coined the phrase Rule Britannia! (Britannia is their Latin name).

    UKball's birthday is on the 1st of May. Since It left the EU, It can into dank memes and free and open internet.

    In 1979, they gained the ability to have Female Leadership (in terms of Prime Ministers), but that caused two problems: The Poll Tax and Ireland-icon.png Irish Hunger Tax.


    Before The French Normans Gaul-icon.png (3000 BC - 1066 AD)

    Back in the time, England-icon.png Englandball and Scotland-icon.png Scotlandball were born as Celticballs a long, long time ago (despite this Scotland-icon.png Scotlandball claims that England-icon.png Englandball was a Germania-icon.png Germanic). There were many Celticballs, such as Iceni-icon.png Iceniball, and they built things like Stonehenge and lived in stone, wooden or wattle-and-daub (mud) roundhouses.

    The SPQR-icon.png SPQRball arrived in the year 46 AD from continental Europe, having taken over their sister Gaul-icon.png Gaulball (the parent of France-icon.png Franceball). By 59 AD, Iceni-icon.png Iceniball was getting tired of SPQR-icon.png SPQR's despotism, and launched a rebellion with all the other Celticballs against the SPQR-icon.png SPQRball, winning a few times.

    However, the SPQR-icon.png SPQRball's superior tactics and weaponry saw It triumph in the end, and after that, the SPQR-icon.png SPQRball used more gentle methods to civilise the Celticballs and introduced Roman ways. They founded the City of Londinium and introduced coins, laws and other things from Rome, making the Celticball's home into the Roman province of Britannia.

    However, the SPQR-icon.png SPQRball grew weak and corrupt as the years went by. By 410 AD, It had been defeated in battles by the barbarian Germania-icon.pngGermanics, who sacked Rome numerous times in the 5th century AD and took much of Its clay. SPQR-icon.png SPQRball withdrew from Britannia and returned to Rome, where It died in 476 AD.

    Once again, the Gaul-icon.png Celticballs entered a dark age without civilisation. Pictsballs from Scotlandball tried to invade, having proven Hadrian's Wall was no match for them, and Wales-icon.png Walesball was also getting uppity.

    In the 7th century AD, though, SPQR-icon.png Saxonballs, Jutes, and Angleballs (descendants of the Germania-icon.png Germanics) from Germany migrated across the North Sea to Britain, and set up their homes there, becoming Angle-Saxons, and naming the land 'Angle-Land' (or, England-icon.png England).

    They lived in peace for about a hundred years, building dykes in Wales-icon.png Walesball and forming the Kingdom of Mercia-icon.png Merciaball until the Vikings from Scandinavia arrived and found the Saxons-icon.png Saxons' monasteries easy targets for raids.

    They kept harassing the various kingdoms of Saxons-icon.png Saxonballs, such as Kingdom of Wessexball, who took advantage of Its alliance with Neustriaball in Franciaball and its technical progress and who held back the Vikings.

    By 1016, however, Denmark-icon (helmet).png Denmarkball had become ruler of England. Its rule lasted until the mid 11th century when England-icon.png Englandball became independent when Saxons-icon.png Saxonball was chosen to succeed the throne in 1042 due to Vikingball's absence. Saxons-icon.png Saxonball ruled until 1066, defeating the Vikingballs for one last time at Stanford Bridge, before being killed by Normandyball, who invaded in 1066, at the Battle of Hastings.

    The Normans and Plantagenets England-icon.png Kingdom of France-icon.png (1066-1485)

    After 1066, Normandy-icon.png Normandyball set about stamping out all resistance to Its rule in England. It defeated some rebels at the Battle of Ely Island and also conquered places like Sicily. It compiled the first modern census of England-icon.png Englandball, the Doomsday Book in 1087. It bought French influence to England-icon.png Englandball, who had Germanic roots. Meanwhile, the Celtic Scotland-icon.png Scotlandball was ruling himself.

    In 1140, a civil war broke out in England-icon.png Englandball's head. Its brief period of madness ended in the 1150s, and It returned to building castles such as Windsor across Its clay. However, It was frail at this point, even though the Vikingballs had stopped their raiding parties there.

    In 1189, It joined Its rivalball, Kingdom of France-icon.png Kingdom of Franceball and HRE-icon.png Holy Roman Empireball in a crusade to the Holy Land (Palestine) to liberate it from the Caliphate-icon.png Caliphateballs and Arab League-icon.png Arabballs, who were Islam-icon.png Muslims.

    They succeeded the first time, then went back to fighting each other until the mid 13th century when another series of crusades were called. This time, it didn't go so well, and the Muslims defeated the European Christianballs.

    England-icon.png Englandball and Kingdom of France-icon.png Franceball also fought each other occasionally, with Kingdom of France-icon.png Franceball occupying London once and England-icon.png Englandball invading continental France. The Celtic Wales-icon.png Walesball was conquered by It in 1272. It also fought with Its northern Celtic neighbour Scotland-icon.png Scotlandball eternal ally of Kingdom of France-icon.png Franceball, occupying Its clay, until Scotland-icon.png Scotlandball rose against It in 1297, with the battle of Stirling Bridge being decisive, and humiliating them. However, England-icon.png Englandball triumphed in the end, and Scotland-icon.png Scotlandball was demoted to the status of secondary power.

    In 1301, another brief civil war started, but soon England-icon.png Englandball was over it and invaded and raided Its rival clay once more, beginning the Hundred Years' War with its in 1337. It defeated it with Wales-icon.png Walesball's help at Crecy in 1347. Poitiers in 1356, refusing the loyal fights of the French knights to kill them at a distance, humiliating Kingdom of France-icon.png Franceball again as Its ally Burgundy-icon.png Burgundyball marched in to help occupy Paris-icon.png Parisball.

    In the 1380s, however, a long civil war broke out in England-icon.png Englandball's clay, just as the Black Death was sweeping through Europe. Nevertheless, by the 15th century, It had written great works of literature, such as the Canterbury tales, which would survive the Dark Ages.

    It had also occupied a lot of Ireland, defeating the local Ulsterballs. Then, in 1415, despite failing to take Mont-Saint-Micheal, It won Its most decisive battle with Kingdom of France-icon.png Franceball at Agincourt, letting the French knights sink into the mud and killing them away, as before.

    Kingdom of France-icon.png Franceball, however, had a trick up its sleeve, and managed to defeat It at Centre-Val de Loire-icon.png Orleansball in 1429, and enter Paris-icon.png Parisball. However, its luck ran out at the end of 1430, and Burgundy-icon.png Burgundyball captured the secret to its success in 1431 and sold it to England-icon.png Englandball who burned it as witchcraft.

    However, Kingdom of France-icon.png Franceball who loved its new game to crush the England-icon.png English soldiers, built new regiments of powder artillery to fight at a distance (as preferred England-icon.png Englandball with Its archery) and recovered all its clay in a few seasons (except Calais city) by 1453. Understanding that England-icon.png Englandball will never learn to cook correctly and prefers Bordeauxball's wine to It, Burgundy-icon.png Burgundyball had abandoned It like a dirty sock towards the end of the Hundred Years' War, crystallising a painful feeling of cultural inferiority for England-icon.png Englandball towards Kingdom of France-icon.png Kingdom of Franceball.

    A last attempt to land in Kingdom of France-icon.png Franceball, terminated pitiably by a reception of french artillery and a charge of the Breton chivalry at Formigny in Normandy-icon.png Normandyball (1450), and, three years later another crush in Castillon near Kingdom of France-icon.png Bordeauxball identically. The Hundred Years' War was, in fact, over. A kind of cold war begun between Burgundy-icon.png Burgundyball and Kingdom of France-icon.png Franceball who both passed to Renaissance but England-icon.png Englandball stayed neutral.

    In the 1470s, It experienced a long period of fear called the Wars of the Roses, which saw Its agrarian infrastructure mostly destroyed in battles across the countryside. By 1480, however, the Whites had won the Wars. But in 1485, Wales-icon.png Walesball contributed to helping kick out the Whites in England-icon.pngEnglandball's brain and established a new Welsh dynasty in England-icon.png Englandball's clay that year.

    Exploration and Expansion (1485-1603)

    By the year 1500, England-icon.png Englandball had advanced a lot. However, it was still far behind many other European countries, in particular those in Italy-icon.png Italyball and Kingdom of France-icon.png Franceball who had begun the Renaissance, and Spanish-Empire-icon.png Spainball, with Its massive golden New World empire. It employed the best European things in Its court, like music and the arts, but also continued Its wars against Scotland-icon.png Scotlandball in 1513, and Kingdom of France-icon.png Franceball in 1518, but briefly reconciled with Its rival at the Field of the Cloth of Gold in 1520, after being athletically and culturally humiliated by its strange french king. The latter didn't kill all the queens It had as it was funny for Englandball. Both rivals went back to fighting each other in 1545 when England-icon.png Englandball betrayed Kingdom of France-icon.png Franceball again and lost Its last territories in the continent (Calais city).

    It had also abandoned Catholicism in 1536/7 and sacked the monasteries that year, adopting Protestant Anglicanism as Its official religion now. Also, It was going through internal turmoil in the 1550s, having developed a passion for burning and beheading. It harshly ruled Its slave Kingdom of Ireland-icon.png Irelandball (Kingdom of). It sent ships to explore the New World in 1565, with Virginia being claimed by It. It also had a few religious changes over these years.

    Meanwhile, Scotland was going through turmoil as well. In the 1570s, It tried to take over England-icon.png Englandball's clay by assassinating It but was caught and imprisoned until 1587. England-icon.png Englandball also began building himself a navy, as Spanish-Empire-icon.png Spainball launched its Imperial Armada at It in 1588. However, a storm came, and the invasion didn't succeed and Englandball launched Its armada to It too, but Spanish Empire-icon.pngSpainball destroyed all of it. In the 1590s and 1600s, It wrote 37 classic plays. Wales-icon.png Walesball's turn to rule England-icon.png Englandball's clay ended in 1603, and Scotland-icon.png Scotlandball took over running things, uniting the crowns of England and Scotland (monarchy, not politically yet).

    Stuart Rule - Civil War and Act of Union GB-icon.png (1603-1714)

    In 1605, some Catholics, who had been working for the Spanish, tried to blow up England-icon.png Englandball's parliament. Their plot, however, failed, and in 1620, some of England-icon.png Englandball's most devout religious parts went to Its new colonies in the New World on board a ship called the Mayflower. However, things steadily got worse in England-icon.png Englandball's head as tensions escalated into another Civil War in 1642, with Parliamentarian rebels victorious at Marston Moor in 1644. The Battle of Naseby, in 1645, won the war for them. By 1647, the English Civil War had turned against the Royalists, and in 1649, England-icon.png Englandball executed Its crown and declared himself a commonwealth (a type of republic). It colonised Jamaica in the 1650s and banned Christmas celebrations. However, despite the Second Civil War briefly instigated by Scotland in 1651 (who lost at the Battle of Worcester), it took until 1660 for the Commonwealth to fall. That year, England-icon.png England had a personality change and became a monarchy again, albeit a constitutional one this time.

    England-icon.png Englandball started forming alliances with European countries, after seeing Kingdom of France-icon.png Franceball expand eastwards in the 1670s and 1680s. It had a plague in 1665, followed by a fire in 1666, followed by an invasion of Its clay by Dutch Empire-icon.png Dutchballs in 1667. So, It partook in the Nine Years War against Kingdom of France-icon.png Franceball. It became Catholic again in 1685 but then became protestant again in 1688, after Its "Vivelaspin.gif Glorious Revolution" that year. It fought a brief (civil) war in Ireland-icon.png Irelandball's clay in 1688-1691 but ultimately stayed Protestant after that. In the 1690s, Scotland tried to colonise Panama. Still, the Darien Scheme failed, taking 1/5th of Scotland-icon.png Scotlandball's economy down with it.

    England-icon.png England, however, was having a much better time, having made scientific and artistic advances throughout the late 17th century. It discovered calculus and gravity in the 1660s and 1670s, and by 1700, It was one of the world's great powers. The War of the Spanish Succession in 1700 saw It in a giant coalition that won the war in 1704 against Kingdom of France-icon.png Franceball and Spain-icon.png Spainball who was in a civil war to impose the French Bourbon dynasty. Even without succeeding in penetrating Kingdom of France-icon.png Franceball's clay, the coalition prevented the fusion of the two catholic balls and their giant colonial empires.

    In 1707 an Act of Union was finally signed between England-icon.png England and Scotland-icon.png Scotland... FUSION HAAA!!!!! This is how GB-icon.png the UK was born.

    Colonise and Compromise ColAmerica-icon.png (1714-1815)

    In 1714, the British Empire-icon.png newly-formed UK embraced Its Germanic roots again and joined in a semi-monarchic union with Duchy of Hanoverball. By now, It had lots of islands in the Caribbean which It had won in various wars and exterminating some natives, as well as Gibraltar-icon.png Gibraltarball was taken from Spain-icon.png Spainball in 1709. Large possessions were stretching from the Atlantic to the Appalachian Mountains in North America. Its child ColAmerica-icon.png Thirteen Coloniesball looked after those for It. In 1715 UKball put down a Catholic uprising by a pro-Jacobite Scotland-icon.png Scotlandball, this happened again in 1745.

    By the 1730s, UKball had started to explore India as Portugal-icon.png Portugalball and Kingdom of France-icon.png Franceball ever did and had already conquered many Indian stateballs/rawrs' clay. It had also invented a semi-automated loom called the 'Spinning Jenny' in 1733, and by the mid/late-18th century, UKball was beginning to build large factories powered by a new invention of Its, the steam engine, invented in 1765, which began the Industrial Vivelaspin.gif Revolution in Britain. It had set up the East India Company-icon.png East India Company, which started a world international trading system, in competition with the dutch and the French one, as well as participating in the War of the Austrian Succession in 1744-1748. It was massacred by Kingdom of France-icon.png Franceball at the Battle of Fontenoy with all Its coalition but got Its revenge a few years later in the Seven Years' War ([[1]]).

    UKball and Its child ColAmerica-icon.png Thirteen Coloniesball helped defeat Kingdom of France-icon.png Franceball's child New France-icon.png New Franceball in the New World, deporting the French people of France-icon.png Acadiaball, kidnapping France-icon.png Quebec in the process, and also kicked Kingdom of France-icon.png Franceball out of East India Company-icon.png India, apart from Pondicherry and later Chandernagnore, when Kingdom of France-icon.png Franceball was busy against Kingdom of Prussia-icon.pngPrussiaball in Europe, despite several defeats against the New France-icon.png New-France's army and its native allies. By 1763, the battered Kingdom of France-icon.pngFranceball sued for peace, losing almost all of its North American possessions to UKball. The war had cost it a lot, however, and UKball began imposing taxes on Its child ColAmerica-icon.png Thirteen Coloniesball to make It help pay for the war. UKball later repealed most of the acts, including the 1765 Stamp Act and the 1766 Quartering Act. Still, when It struck out at Its child in 1770's Boston Massacre, tensions arose between parent and child.

    ColAmerica-icon.png Thirteen Coloniesball dumped all of Its parent's East India Company tea into Boston Harbour in 1773, causing UKball to impose an armed curfew in Its child's clay. In 1774, UKball declared Its child's little brother Massachussets-icon.pngMassachusettsball to be in a 'state of rebellion and went over-armed. By 1775, the American Revolution/Civil War started. UKball and ColAmerica-icon.png Thirteen Coloniesball had clashed at Bunker Hill, Lexington, and Concord. An angry ColAmerica-icon.png Thirteen Coloniesball, in 1776 wrote the Declaration of Independence, and declared himself independent and now called himself USAball. Meanwhile, UKball discovered and claimed ColAmerica-icon.png Australiaball's clay and ColAmerica-icon.png New Zealandball's clay for himself.

    Throughout 1777, USA-icon.png USAball was defeated by Its stronger parent. Still, as aid from Its aunt Kingdom of France-icon.png Franceball came trickling in, It was able to defeat It at Saratoga Heights that year, and Kingdom of France-icon.png Franceball, desiring revenge against its rival, came to help actively in 1778, doubling the forces of the rebel army and paralysing the navy of UKball. Spain-icon.pngSpainball and Luxembourg-icon.png Dutch Republicball also came to help USA-icon.png USAball with material giving. By 1781, UKball had been cornered at Yorktown. It surrendered to Kingdom of France-icon.png Franceball and USA-icon.png USAball, signing the Treaty of Paris-icon.png Parisball in 1783 to end the war of American Independence. It had been badly humiliated by Its child and had to give up the Ohio Territory to It as well. But, It soon had more important things to worry about, as in 1789, Its rival, the bankrupt Kingdom of France-icon.pngKingdom of Franceball, had its Vivelaspin.gif Revolution, and became a constitutional monarchy, then a republic.

    UKball and the other conservative, monarchist European empires formed a new giant coalition against France-icon.png Franceball, who defeated them in 1792, and again in 1794/5. It made a puppet state out of Luxembourg-icon.png Dutch Republicball, attacked Papal States-icon.pngPapal Statesball in 1797 and tried to disrupt UKball's trade with Its colonies in 1798 by landing in Egypt. However, UKball blew up its ships at Aboukir Bay, also known as the Battle of the Nile. It was forced to abandon the plans after building a new organisation in Egypt to withdraw it from English and Turkish influence. In 1800, UKball sent a fleet to Denmark-icon.png Denmark-Norwayball, and Sweden-Norway-icon.png Swedenball's clays, to persuade them not to enter the Northern League with Russian-Empire-icon.png Russian Empireball, which succeeded. It annexed Ireland-icon.png Irelandball's clay in 1801 as well. UKball paid a new coalition (the Third one) who was defeated again by Napoleonic-icon.png Franceball and ended in 1802 with the Peace Treaty of Amiens. However, UKball refused to leave Cape Colony to Batavian Republic-icon.png Batavian Republicball, and war resumed with Its sister in 1805. It defeated it at Cape St. Vincent, then annihilated its navy at the Battle of Trafalgar in 1805, escaping from an immediate invasion, winning control of the high seas. At the same time, It sent a new coalition of Austrian Empire-icon.pngAustrian Empireball and Russian-Empire-icon.png Russian Empireball to bash its on the continent but Napoleonic-icon.png Franceball crushed it in the battle of Ulm, and after taking Vienna-icon.png Viennaball, in Austerlitz. Denmark-icon.png Denmark-Norwayball, having been attacked by UKball, joined Napoleonic-icon.png Franceball in 1807/9, and by 1811 Napoleonic-icon.png Franceball, after having kicked all the successive coalitions, ruled most of Europe. Meanwhile, UKball had Its child Ontario-icon.png British North Americaball (now Canada-icon.png Canadaball) burn down USA-icon.png USAball's White House in 1814 during the war of 1812, due to a fight between the two siblings.

    But then Napoleonic-icon.png Franceball invaded Imperial Russian-Empire-icon.png Russiaball's clay in late-1812, winning at Borodino, but was forced to retreat from a burning Moscow-icon.png Moscow when it was sick. It was defeated by the Sixth Coalition in 1813 at the Battle of Leipzig, and by June 1814, the Coalition forces were moving in on Paris; UKball had landed in Portugal-icon.png Portugalball's clay (Its ally since 1386) and helped Spain-icon.png Spainball kick out Napoleonic-icon.png Franceball and Napoleonic (Kingdom of) Spainball, its child, there in the Peninsular Wars (1808-1814). Napoleonic-icon.png Franceball sent its Bonapartist instincts to Elba, but they escaped, and in mid-1815, returned to Napoleonic-icon.png Franceball's clay.

    The Hundred Days Campaign, or the War of the Seventh Coalition, saw Kingdom of Prussia-icon.png Kingdom of Prussiaball defeated at Les Quatre Bras by an instantly resurrected french Grande Armée, before the gathered Kingdom of Prussia-icon.png Prussiaball's army, UKball and Luxembourg-icon.png Dutch Republicball stepped in to help It at the Battle of Waterloo, where Napoleonic-icon.png Franceball was defeated for good. Its Bonapartist instincts sent to UKball's estranged child St Helenaball's clay, where they died in 1821. UKball and Austrian Empire-icon.png Austrian Empireball set up the Congress of Vienna to decide on the terms of the Treaty of Paris and the Treaty of Kiel as well, sharing a new Europe in Great Empires to control Napoleonic-icon.png Franceball.

    Rule, Britannia!- The Pax Britannica GB-icon.png (1815-1914)

    After the reduction of the liberal Napoleonic-icon.png Franceball, UKball emerged as the world superpower. It now had a massive overseas empire and billions of pounds' worth in industrial and economic revenue. Some Corn Laws were introduced in 1816, during the famines of the Regency period, and saw the 1819 Peterloo massacre become a black mark on UKball's name. However, by 1825 UKball was once again on top of the world for real. It began a policy of abolitionism (anti-slavery) and was the first to abolish the slave trade in 1807. Ukball freed Its 8-icon.png 8ball slaves in 1833. It now took on weak nations such as Nepal-icon.png NepalRawr, Bhutan-icon.png Bhutanball and Singapore-icon.png Tringapore to expand Its Empire, and pushed the Boers in South Africa out of the Cape Colony and Beyond the Zambeze rivers. Tasmania was also colonised, and the native Australian Aborigines-icon.png Australian Aboriginalsball hunted down almost to extinction (as well as them being killed by diseases like Smallpox and Measles). It also intervened in the Rio de la Plataball to create Uruguay-icon.png Uruguayball in 1825.

    However, Indiaball soon put UKball's status to the test, as in 1839, Its most profitable colony, India, experienced troubles with the Afghan-icon.png Afghanballs to the North-West. The East India Company's opium trade with Qing-icon.png Qing Chinaball had also just been cut off. Ukball beat up Qing China for British Hong Kong-icon.png Hong Kongball in 1841/2. It was no longer affiliated with British Hong Kong-icon.pngHanoverball, as in 1838, the royal union had been dissolved due to Hanoverball's Salic Laws. In 1843, UKball invaded Gwalioreball's clay in East India Company-icon.png India and began annexing the Indian State Rawrs. Punjab-icon.png Punjabball was annexed formally in 1849, and the Xhosaballs in the Natal in South Africa were warred against too. UKball's cities grew and grew in the mid-19th century, as the Industrial Vivelaspin.gif Revolution attracted migration to London. However, Ireland-icon.png Irelandball's potato famine in 1845 caused discontent in Its mind. The Maori signed the Treaty of Waitangi with It in 1840, though, which made It happy.

    During this time, France-icon.png Franceball, who understood that it had to be discreet on the European chessboard, began the building of a new giant empire in Asia, the Pacific Ocean and Africa and strengthened its industrial strength with new inventions, returning to the race when countryballs thought they eradicated it. UKball signed pacts and treaties with Its old enemies France-icon.png Franceball and USA-icon.png USAball, giving It Caribou (the city) in the 1842 Webster-Ashburton Treaty.

    However, right after hosting the Great Exhibition of 1851, It went to war with France-icon.png Franceball and Sardinia-icon.png Sardiniaball against Russian Empireball, who was being aggressive towards the declining Ottoman-icon.png Ottoman Empireball. Despite a stunning victory under the France-icon.png French commandment at Sevastopol in Crimea-icon.png Crimea, UKball suffered a bad defeat due to a military blunder at the Battle of Balaclava, in 1854, when It charged Russian artillery on horseback and received quite a spanking. By 1856, after Russiaball had planned another Baltic expedition, the Treaty of Paris was signed to end the Crimean War, which had seen war photography and nursing hospitals introduced to war. UKball was soon again called to arms the following year when Its Indian servants mutinied. It had to step in to resolve the Indian mutiny of 1857-8, after which It annexed Awadhball's clay. The 1856 Arrow Incident also gave It an excuse to go to war with Qing-icon.png Qing Chinaball again, with France-icon.png Franceball, in 1860, when It burned down Qing-icon.png Qing Chinaball's Summer Palace, and got Kowloon for Its adopted child British Hong Kong-icon.png Hong Kongball.

    UKball also built a large sewer system at home after the Great Stink of 1858 and introduced labour and welfare laws, including pensions, in the 1850s and 1860s. It did not interfere with USA-icon.png USAball's Civil War and instead made inventions like photography, steamships and discovered Darwinian evolution. By 1871, however, the balance of power was dramatically shifted when two newly-unified nations appeared on the world stage - Italian-Empire-icon.png Italyball and German Empire-icon.png German Empireball. With the help of UK-icon.png UKball, France finished it's Suez Canal project on the Khedivate of Egypt-icon.png Egyptian Khedivateball to get quick access to British Raj-icon.pngFrench Indochina-icon.png their colonies in asia. As demands for Home Rule from the Ireland-icon.png Irish and Scotland-icon.png Scottish grew, It ignored them. It fought the Zulu Wars of 1878-79 and the First Boer War of 1881 for the Empire. However, after an Egyptian campaign in 1882, UKball participated in the Berlin Conference, and during the Scramble for Africa, forcibly adopted many new African balls, such as Sokotoball, and Rhodesia-icon.png Rhodesiaball. It got Cyprus-icon.png Cyprusball in 1878 following an incident with Ottoman-icon.png Ottoman Empireball.

    In 1885 It led a campaign in Ontario-icon.png Canada, and in 1892 formed the Labour party at home, after the Ripper murders of 1888. In 1890, It traded Heligolandball to German Empire-icon.png Germanyball for custody of Zanzibarball, with whom It fought a 38-minute war within 1896. It got machine guns and rifles for Its new armies and fought the Mahdist Sudanballs at Omdurman in 1898, then Orangjeball and South African Republic-icon.png Transvaalball in the Second Boer War of 1899-1902. It also helped relieve the 1900 Siege of Peking. Still, It was humiliated by the Boers at the Battle of Ladysmith and the Siege of Mafeking in 1900. The Siege of Khartoum in 1898 also helped resolve the Fashoda crisis with Its sister.

    The new century dawned with UKball at the apex of Its power, the largest, most powerful, and by far the wealthiest Empire known in history. It sent an expedition to Tibet in 1903. It formed an Entente Cordiale with Its former rival France-icon.png Franceball in 1904, and then with Russian-Empire-icon.png Russian Empireball in 1907, against the ever-growing threat of German Empire-icon.png German Empireball, who was now engaged in a naval arms race with UKball over Dreadnoughts. The 1905 and 1911 Morocco crises drew the Entente closer together. Despite a 1902 Venezuelan dispute, UKball continued to maintain excellent relations with USA-icon.png USAball. As the disillusioned working class, suffragettes, Scotland-icon.png Scotlandball and Ireland-icon.png Irelandball demanded Home Rule, all contributed towards the fractioning of Edwardian Britain, Serbia-icon.png Serbiaball's assassination of Austria-Hungary-icon.png Austria-Hungaryball's archduke led to the alliances of Europe dragging UKball and Its associates into the Great War in 1914.

    The Great War, the Jazz Age, and Another War German Empire-icon.png Ottoman-icon.png Nazi-icon.png Japanese-Empire-icon.png (1914-1945)

    The German Empire-icon.png German Empireball activated Its Schlieffen Plan in August 1914 and raped Belgium-icon.png Belgiumball and Luxembourg-icon.png Luxembourgball, whom UKball was bound by the 1839 Treaty of London to protect. So, UKball went to war, and landed in France-icon.pngFranceball's clay, blocking German Empire-icon.png German Empireball in the Race to the Sea, and ultimately ended up in the trenches with Ontario-icon.png Canadaball, Australia-icon.png Australiaball, and New Zealand-icon.png New Zealandball against German Empire-icon.png German Empireball. Around Christmas time in the same year, It and German Empire-icon.png Germanyball had a brief truce. Their soldiers exchanged gifts, played games, but the most important game of all was their first-ever football game. Then in 1915, saw the use of planes for both reconnaissance and bombing, airships, and poison gas in warfare. It got Its children Ontario-icon.png Canadaball, Australia-icon.png Australiaball, and New Zealand-icon.png New Zealandball to land in Ottoman-icon.pngOttoman Empireball's Gallipoli peninsula, but they were held back at Suvla Bay for a few months. Meanwhile, Egypt-icon.pngEgyptball, UKball's adoptive child, invaded Ottoman Palestine and got the oppressed Arabballs to help revolt against Ottoman Empireball in exchange for freedom and self-determination after the war. However, UKball and France-icon.pngFranceball's 1917 Sykes-Picot Agreement made sure that it did not happen. UKball and France-icon.png Franceball also captured German Empire-icon.png German Empireball's other overseas colonies, such as German South-West Africa-icon.png German South-West Africaball, German East Africa-icon.png German East Africaball, German New Guinea-icon.png German New Guineaball, and fought with It in the Falklands, and in the Indian Ocean. UKball's ally Japan-icon.pngJapanball helped take Kiau Chau and German Samoa-icon.png German Samoaball.

    By 1916, the war on the Western Front had reached a stalemate, and France-icon.png Franceball's Neuve-Chapelle offensive failed to break through. UKball fought at Jutland and introduced with France-icon.png Franceball tanks at the Battle of the Somme. Still, the stalemate continued. In April 1916, Ireland-icon.png Irelandball hosted an uprising in Dublin; UKball failed to crush it. In March 1917, the DORA Act was enforced strictly, and Russian-Empire-icon.png Russian Empireball had Vivelaspin.gif a revolution and became a republic, but remained in the war until October, when It had Vivelaspin.gif another revolution. USA-icon.png USAball, however, was sent the intercepted Zimmermann telegram by German Empire-icon.png German Empireball to Mexico-icon.png Mexicoball, and joined the Allies as a result. By March 1918, USA-icon.png USAball had arrived in Europe, and German Empire-icon.png Germanyball, after signing the Treaty of Brest-Litovsk, charged the Western Front in a last-desperate attack, which failed. German Empire-icon.png German Empireball signed the armistice at 11:11 a.m., 11 November 1918, after seeing Its allies surrender and starving due to UKball's naval blockade.

    The following year, the 1919 Paris Peace Conference saw UKball and France-icon.png Franceball divide up German Empire-icon.png German Empireball's colonies- UKball got German East Africa-icon.png German East Africaball, German New Guinea-icon.png German New Guineaball, and Its child South Africa-icon.png South Africaball got German South-West Africa-icon.pngGerman South-West Africaball. It also got British Palestine-icon.png Palestinecube, Jordan-icon.png Transjordanball, and Iraq-icon.png Iraqball from the Ottoman-icon.png Ottoman Empireball's clays. UKball and Its sister carved up the German Empireball's clay in Europe as well- Its child, Germany-icon.pngWeimar Republicball, inherited an impoverished nation of strife and turmoil, as UKball demanded reparations of £6.6 billion. Despite the reparations, UKball still suffered from post-war austerity for the first few years of the 1920s, including being forced to concede defeat in Ireland in 1922, and giving Ireland-icon.png Irelandball Its freedom, as Ireland-icon.png Irish Free Stateball (It kept Northern Ireland-icon.png Northern Irelandball), but It also discovered Tutankhamen's tomb in Egypt-icon.png Egyptball's clay, as well as giving women the vote. League of Nations-icon.png League of Nationsball had just been created, of which UKball was a founding member. It now turned to Its child USA-icon.png USAball for entertainment and took home things like cocktails and the Charleston. Despite a General Strike in 1926, the Empire and Homeland did well until the global financial crash of 1929.

    UKball, with Its stock market plummeting, decided to listen to the Labour party in Its head- It cut spending costs to the bone and adopted a policy of 'Britain's problems first' in response to the growing threat of Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball and Japanese-Empire-icon.png Imperial Japanball abroad. In 1931, the Statute of Westminster gave Its children Ontario-icon.png Canadaball, Newfoundlandball, South Africa-icon.png South Africaball, Australia-icon.png Australiaball, and New Zealand-icon.png New Zealandball de facto independence. British Raj-icon.png British Rajball was also getting stroppy for independence. In 1935 It failed to help defend Abyssinia-icon.png Abyssiniaball against the Fascist Italy-icon.pngFascist Italyball, and did nothing to stop Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball from remilitarising the Rhineland in 1936, then ReichTime.pngAnschluss Austria-icon.png Austriaball in 1938. After Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball kidnapped Czech-icon.png Czechoslovakiaball, UKball and France-icon.pngFranceball signed the Munich Agreement with Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball. But just as the 1933 Four Powers Pact and the 1935 Stresa Front had failed, this agreement was overstepped by Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball in January 1939 when It annexed Czech-icon.png Czechoslovakiaball's clay. UKball began remilitarising, and in September 1939 declared war on Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball after It invaded Second Polish Republic-icon.png Polandball's clay.

    UKball and France-icon.png Franceball did nothing but wait behind the Maginot Line as Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball blitzkrieged through Poland-icon.png Polandball, Denmark-icon.png Denmarkball, Norway-icon.png Norwayball (UKball did try to intervene here, but failed at Narvik), Netherlands-icon.png Netherlandsball, Belgium-icon.png Belgiumball (again), and Luxembourg-icon.png Luxembourgball. France-icon.png Franceball's clay was invaded in June 1940. It built a defensive line in a kamikaze operation in Dunkirk. It sacrificed some troops to cause enormous damages to german forces before surrendering and let intact UKball's army clear out to continue the war. UKball jumped in Englandball after being raped by Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball, who then began a battle for air supremacy with UKball's RAF against Its weakened by France-icon.png Franceball Luftwaffe in the skies. After France-icon.png Franceball was divided between Free France-icon.png Free Franceball (fighting with Englandball) and Vichy France-icon.png Vichy Franceball (beginning a collaboration with the enemy) Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball then switched to trying to bomb UKball into submission. UKball survived the blitz and began assembling convoys to help protect merchant and supply shipping from Its child, sending supplies to It from across the Atlantic. It was helpless as Nazi-icon.pngNazi Germanyball sunk some of Its best ships and took out Its naval base at Crete, but was able to decipher Its Enigma codes from mid-1941 onwards, thanks to Bletchley Park.

    After Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball's invasion of Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball in June 1941, and Japanese-Empire-icon.png Imperial Japanball's bombing of USA-icon.pngUSAball's Pearl harbor naval base, UKball gained two major allies in the war. The following days saw Japanese-Empire-icon.png Imperial Japanball attack UKball's colonies in SouthEast Asia and South Pacific, such as British Hong Kong-icon.png British Hong Kongball, Malaysia-icon.png Malayaball, Crown Colony of Sarawakball, British North Borneoball, British Solomon-icon.png British Solomon Islandsball, British New Guinea-icon.png British New Guineaball, British Nauru-icon.png British Nauruball and British Singapore-icon.png British Tringapore, which was poorly protected from land- Japanese-Empire-icon.png Japan just rode a bike through the dense jungle. By mid-1942, British Burma-icon.png British Burmaball had also fallen, as had New Guineaball, and Australia-icon.png Australiaball's clay was being bombed. After the Battle of the Coral Sea, the tide began to turn for the ANZAC forces. Meanwhile, UKball was diverting food away from British Raj-icon.png British Indiaball to help sustain the war effort, causing famine for British Raj-icon.png British Indiaball. After Free France-icon.png Free Franceball slowed the german and Italian advance down at the defensive battle of Bir Hakeim in North Africa, UKball defeated Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball at the second battle of El Alamein, and with USA-icon.png USAball's help drove Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball back into Sicily, which was invaded in early 1943.

    Meanwhile, the battle of Imphal halted Japanese-Empire-icon.png Japanball's rampage in South-Eastern Asia, and as the Allies pushed up Italian-Empire-icon.pngItalyball's clay, Italian-Empire-icon.png Italyball had a personality change and became non-fascist after the 25 Luglio coup. Italian Social Republic-icon.png Italian Socialist Republicball continued fighting the Allies though, who landed in Monte Cassio, then in the South of France-icon.pngFranceball's clay in Operation Dragoon. On the morning of 6th June 1944, USA-icon.png USAball, UKball, and Ontario-icon.png Canadaball literally stormed five beaches in Normandy, liberating Caen, then allowed Free France-icon.png Free Franceball to take Paris-icon.png Parisball back in September 1944. Instantly, Free France-icon.png Free Franceball resurrected a strong army as it did in 1815 to give a decisive boost to the strikes on the western front. UKball and Co. pushed on into the Ardennes, winning the Battle of the Bulge, and surviving the V-1 and V-2 rocket assaults, and liberating the Low Countries, pushing onwards into the heartland of Nazi-icon.pngNazi Germanyball itself. UKball's RAF bombed Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball's cities even more heavily than It had been, vapourising Dresden and Hamburg. As the allies closed in on Berlin in February to April of 1945, Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball committed suicide, ending the war in Europe with the surrender on 8 May 1945 (V-E Day). Japanese-Empire-icon.png Imperial Japanball surrendered a few months later, on 3 September 1945 (V-J Day), after two atom bombs had been dropped on Its cities by Its child, ending the Second World War altogether. Their British colonies in Southeast Asia and the South Pacific have been restored by GB-icon.png It.

    After the Wars- Reconstruction, Cold War, Thatcherism USA-icon.png Soviet-icon.png

    After World War II, UKball was broke, but It wanted to take advantage of Its current troop position. It tried to keep Syria-icon.png Syriaball and Lebanon-icon.png Lebanonball's clay who were under France-icon.png Franceball's protection but gave up fighting Its ally, having already suffered damage on Its part in Senegalball's clay during the war and knowing the risks. The billion-dollar debt to USA-icon.png USAball had to be paid back in full, and there was the cost of re-building. However, the colonies were now demanding their self-determination. In 1947, following a proposed partition plan by the newly-created UN-icon.png UNball, the successor to League of Nations-icon.png League of Nationsball, of which UKball was a permanent Security Council member, India-icon.png Indiaball (and Pakistan-icon.png Pakistanball, and Pakistan-icon.pngBangladeshball) all became independent. Malaysia-icon.png Malayaball followed with a communist insurgency in 1948, and Palestine went to the UN, only to be partitioned with the Jewcubes who had survived the Holocaust that year too (although the peacefulness of this partition is debatable) and independence was also granted to Myanmar-icon.png Burmaball. Canada-icon.png Canadaball absorbed Newfoundlandball in 1949, just as a new Cold War era was looming over the horizon. With USA-icon.png USAball and Soviet-icon.png Sovietball both now possessing weapons of mass destruction, UKball was no longer a true superpower. Unlike Its rival, rather than fight costly colonial wars, It just let Its colonies go. Ghana-icon.png Gold Coastball left in 1958, Nigeria-icon.png Nigeriaball in 1959, Egypt-icon.png Egyptball kicked UKball out of Its clay following the 1956 Suez Crisis, and Sudan-icon.png Sudanball did so after the condominium of 1898 expired in 1958, Kenya-icon.png Kenyaball and Tanzania-icon.png Tanzaniaball in 1961/2, Rhodesia-icon.png Rhodesiaballs in the early 1960s, Gambia-icon.png Gambiaball and Sierra Leone-icon.png Sierra Leoneball in 1962, and Yemen-icon.png Adenball in 1959. Cyprus-icon.pngCyprusball left in 1960, but UKball kept two military bases on the island. It fought in Korea in 1950-53 as well.

    In the 1970s, UKball developed punk rock. Despite the oil crisis of 1973 and the power shortages during the 1978-79 winter of discontent, UKball's resolve stood firm. It embraced Margaret Thatcher-icon.png Thatcherism in 1979, despite Scotland-icon.pngScotlandball's renewed calls for independence, rejecting Its 1979 referendum, and using Its oil (from the McCrone report). The SNP was not pleased, and in 1982, when Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball tried to invade Falklands-icon.png Falklandsball's clay, the now workaholic UKball went to war sending a large naval Task Force (assembled in Portsmouthball, a cityball of UKball), winning over Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball decisively. Its Margaret Thatcher-icon.png Thatcherism saw the mines closed and the stock markets crisis, apart from in 1987, when Black Monday hit. By 1989, as the Iron Curtain fell, UKball had become a 'modern' state- advanced in technology yet retaining its culture. Even though the 1990s, as the economy became unstable, and Scotland-icon.pngScotlandball, Northern Ireland-icon.png Northern Irelandball, and Wales-icon.png Walesball each received their own parliaments. In 1997, China-icon.png Chinaball stole Hong Kong-icon.png Hong Kongball, which destroyed Its empire. As UKball entered the new millennium, It also helped remove the Y2K bug.

    EU-icon.png Into the new Millennium GB-icon.png

    UKball was now officially involved in the Second Gulf War coalition in 2003, and It fought in Iraq-icon.png Iraq, Afghan-icon.png Afghanistan, and Syria-icon.png Syria between 2007 and 2015. UKball is no longer quite as powerful as It used to be (though still proving that size isn't everything). Still, after the 2005 terrorist attacks left It reeling, UKball now has one of the best security systems in the world and is one of the world's most advanced nations. It now continues to rule, despite a close 2014/5 Scottish independence referendum vote.

    On 24 June 2016, UKball announced that they would leave EU-icon.png EUball, as It disliked being told what to do, giving birth to a secret joy in the heart of France-icon.png Franceball—who prophesying it—and was waiting for it to transform the union. This led to Germany-icon.png Germanyball and other EU countryballs trying to convince It to stay, much to UKball's disgust. Negotiations to entirely leave are currently underway, but now Scotland-icon.png Scotlandball and Northern Ireland are contemplating independence from UKball so that they can remain in EUball. On 8 June 2017, It had an election which Theresa May won, but there was a hung parliament. When It decided, It was half asleep and didn't know what was going on. When UKball woke up and learned what It had done, It panicked and tried to get a do-over. It still hasn't got one and is beginning to hate Its Prime Minister for refusing to give one.

    On 19 May 2018, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle got married. UKball celebrated this special day. In May 2019, Theresa May decided to resign and was succeeded by Boris Johnson.

    On 31 January/1 February 2020, It finally left EU-icon.png EUball, and is now talking with It about their deal with Its Brexit leader and make some article 50 with former prime minister to make the border cant cross on it to EU-icon.png Eurozone (except for the non country of EU-icon.png EUball). Also on 31 January, the first case of COVID-19 is reported in Britain by China-icon.png Chinese nationals.

    On 1 July 2020, Chinaball impacted a controversial law on Hong Kongball to "prevent" Hong Kongers from protesting. UKball became insanely mad and vowed to take revenge by extending BN(O) rights. Australia-icon.png Australiaball also did the same thing because It also opposed the NSL. After China heard this, the relations between the UK and China became rapidly hostile.


    It loves Crumpets, Tea ("a bit too much, as It panics when It runs out and stabs anyone who steals it"), Fish & Chips, Football, "Doctor Who, Top Hats, Monocles, Canes, Scotch Whisky, Pork, Stiff Upper Lip, and World Domination, It also apparently loves the EU Food laws, despite not being in it."

    Nowadays, UKball experiences heavy nostalgia for Its old British Empire-icon.png empire like Russia-icon.pngRussiaball, back when It ruled the waves (still does, but not as much) but It along with others is planning space exploration and will rebuild the empire there (Britannia rule the stars?).

    Has a friendly rivalry with estranged child USA-icon.png USAball (Although sometimes slightly annoyed by Its arrogance) and Germany-icon.pngGermanyball, who is UKball's other favorite European friend alongside the likes of Belgium-icon.png Belgiumball. Kicked France-icon.pngFranceball's bum with the likes of ReichTime.png Reichtangle, although these days they are friends. Currently doesn't like Spain-icon.pngSpainball as they pretend they are strong and can take Gibraltar-icon.png Gibraltarball, same with Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball and Falklands-icon.pngMalvinasball (Malvinas? What is that?).

    Nations within UKball

    UKball is a combined kingdom of three different nations and one province:
    UK territories with Côte d'Ivoireballe (that switched places with Irelandball)
    • England-icon.png"' Englandball'" - The leading ball of the UK, It is the leader of the other three, holding both the British Monarchy & Parliament. ("in some comics, Englandball is synonymous with the whole UK, while in others its the exact opposite") Its old Imperial self loves conquest, roast beef, and tea. Its modern Chav self loves Rock & Roll, anarchy, football, and speaking in crude English (u wot m8?! I'll bash your fucking head, swear on me, mum). It is now upset that It has no government like the other countries in the UK do.
    • Scotland-icon.png Scotlandball - The northern neighbor of England-icon.png Englandball, It loves bagpipes, claymores, and FREEDOM. It still cannot into independence. It is sometimes found under UKball's tophat. After leaving the EU, It wants to leave more and more by the minute from England-icon.png Englandball (not anymore). It is very often seen arguing with England.
    • Wales-icon.png Walesball - West of England-icon.png Englandball, Walesball is the brother of Scotland-icon.png Scotlandball and the origin of medieval England's longbow, which helped them defeat France-icon.png Franceball sometimes. Still loves molesting sheep today.
    • Northern Ireland-icon.png Northern Irelandball - Once upon a time, all of Ireland-icon.png Irelandball's clay was part of the UK. But after that, It rebelled in 1916. Ireland was split into two, with the northern side (Ulster-icon.png Ulsterball being split himself) remaining loyal to UKball. It is of Protestant faith, unlike Its Catholic neighbour down south. Unfortunately, It is quite retarded (gib flag).

    Flag Colours

    Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
    Resolution Blue 0, 31, 126 C100-M75-Y0-K51 #001F7E
    White 255, 255, 255 N/A #FFFFFF
    Philippine Red 208, 12, 39 C0-M94-Y81-K18 #D00C27


    UKball and Franceball's relationship


    • Hong Kong-icon.png Hong Kongball Heunggong-icon.png - One of my best child whom I raised It from Qing-icon.png Qing Dynastyball until that China-icon.png dirty dim sum took It away from me. Everytime I mourned the poor fate of It under China-icon.png Chinko's rule. But I still love It very, very much. It was my best colony until 1997, the year when China took It. Also, It used to provide me with a lot of money like Its twin, Singapore-icon.png Tringapore. Ay, child, your Cantonese tonal language is so bloody hard to learn! But I'm glad that I don't have to learn it, by the way. Also, I love your milk tea too, child.
    • Portugal-icon.png"' Portugalball' "- It's my oldest ally and best mate. If I were a Sherlock Holmes, It would be my Wattson, but unfortunately, we don't talk a lot with each other nowadays. One of these days we'll get together to play a football game and drink in a pub. I also tip my hat to you for stopping that tosser Dr ACactivism during my dear SuRie's performance at Eurovision 2018 before things got worse, cheers m8!
    • France-icon.png Franceball - My former rival, now ex-wife. Once I went to war with it and ended up having one of the best nights of my life (and Canada-icon.png Canada was born after that... a very long story to tell here!) Like what I say, it could be like what Japan-icon.png Japanball called tsundere (It calls me Rosbif once). Don't you think I forgot where it used to own the Falklands-icon.png Falklands (or Malouines in its language) before me. It's still kind of mad that I won its Tour de France bicycle race so many times in the 2010s (4 of them with the same rider)! It brags that its 'La Francophonie' has more countries in it than my Commonwealth, even though the Commonwealth is still bigger if you only count real members. Besides, It also blasted Croatia-icon.png Croatia in FIFA which really surprised me. Pogba and Mappe are too good. Still do. They will meme Wallace more than Ladybug ohohohoho!
    • Croatia-icon.png Croatiaball - A great Slavic m8 who also beat me in the World Cup in 2018. At least you're good at football!
    • Spain-icon.png Spainball - We've really had a complicated relationship, but nowadays we're fine, because we're both allies in NATO-icon.png NATO, but I still hate Venezuela-icon.pngBolivia-icon.pngCuba-icon.pngArgentina-icon.png four of It children! And Gibraltar-icon.png Gibraltar is still mine, if you want It, please take good care of It! Once I went to war with It, I sank its Spanish Armada (And after that the USA was born... buuuuttt this also a long story to tell here so..)
    • Canada-icon.png"' Canadaball' "- It's the good child, loyally following the crown and being there when I need It. It was granted peaceful independence, unlike my child, USA-icon.png USAball who revolted against me. Thanks for expelling four of Russia-icon.png Russiaball's spies! I love you, child, I will defend you from that China-icon.png Ching chong bitch! Meng Wanzhou deserves to be kept under your control! Yuo are the best in 100/100.
    • Rohingya-icon.png Rohingyaball - Poor little guy, I'll support You against my Myanmar-icon.png murderous child.
    • Belize-icon.png Belizeall - I will protect them from that idiotic neighbour of yours known as Guatemala-icon.png Guatemalaball!
    • USA-icon.png USAball - It's one of my eldest (but not the Canada-icon.png biggest), strongest, and yet my proudest child. But It'd support me in my time of need, and now the two of us fight ISIS-icon.png kebabs (bad) together as parent and child. It also made me proud and even got bigger and stronger than me ever before! Well done! But It still needs to lose Its damn weight It and for the love of the Queen, will you please stop butchering my bloody accent?! And would it kill you to convert to a metric system? And why do you always have to outdo me? Just because I voted Brexit doesn't mean you have to elect Trump. You almost killed the entire world! It still takes after me the most, however. Plus, stop mutilating your child's wills and destroying the innocent British childrens' minds with you fanboyish shows! Oh, and btw, thanks for expelling 60 of Russia-icon.png"' Russiaball's' "spies, I appreciated it!
    • Israel-icon.png Israelcube - It's just so cute. I molded Its clay after the First World War along with Palestine-icon.png Palestineball. I and USA-icon.png my child brought It to life later. But stop killing innocent people of my stepgrandson It. That's disgusting! stop this now UK-icon (tangle).png Or I will Recognize Palestineball....... UK-icon (tangle).png
    • Australia-icon.png Australiaball - It's the delinquent child that was always kind of insane (Like that time It went to war with emus and lost, man), but still makes a good living (Not really because of spiders). Also, the child who gives me more grandchildren... sweet heavens why??
    • Papua New Guinea-icon.png Papua New Guineaball - Australia's adopted child, now my grandson via Australia-icon.png Australiaball... It isn't straightforward. It hopes the boy won't grow into another Australia and often tells the young country of Its empire days during storytime with me. The lad was Its at the same time with Germany-icon.png Germany. It can speak more than 800 languages, golly!
    • India-icon.png Indiaball Pakistan-icon.png Pakistanball Bangladesh-icon.png Bangladeshball and Myanmar-icon.png Myanmarball - Were part of British Raj! but they have all started fighting now... well at least my relations with them are kind of good! I also have something of a fetish for Indian cuisine.
    • New Zealand-icon.png New Zealandball - My youngest child who loves sheep-shagging. Sometimes I got it confused with Australia-icon.png Australia but didn't tell It I said that! (although their accents sound different) It was the first one to climb to the top of Mt. Everest. Oh, and my child needs to cut down those sheep of its as they fart... A LOT.
    • Germany-icon.png Germanyball - My Germanic brother and also a friend alongside with Portugal-icon.png Portugal. We've had a complicated past, but It's great to have a beer with me nowadays. It's both obscenely wealthy and France-icon.png Franceball 's ex-boyfriend. They're both creators of EU-icon.png EUball, which I have conversation problems with It.
    • Philippines-icon.png Philippinesball - An old ally and close friend. Sorry for your workers being harrassed by my people! I'm sorry! And you need to stop stealing my own child's clay!!
    • Saudi Arabia-icon.png Saudi Arabiaball - I have no idea why I liked It. Ah yes, the oil. BUT REMOVE KEBAB SHARIA LAW!
    • Netherlands-icon.png Netherlandsball - We both have the English Channel... Kind of... Also my brother. Its language is hard to learn.
    • Belgium-icon.png Belgiumball - I protected this nephew with Its life against German Empire-icon.png German Empireball. But It humiliated me twice in Fifa 2018... It is strong (especially in football).
    • Egypt-icon.png Egyptball - Although It's kind of insane right now. But I won't give back your beloved Rosetta Stone (Or yes), or go make a duplicated one. Also my African child. Now gimme the Suez Canal back m8.
    • Ontario-icon.png Ontarioball - My favorite Grandson in Canada-icon.png Canadaball. I created It and It loves me, thanks for that. A sweet Fellow who never left me behind. Better than Quebec-icon.png Quebec.
    • South Africa-icon.png South Africaball - It is also kind of insane along with Egypt-icon.png Egyptball right now. They still hate us for the concentration camps, but they're okay now. The high off of the BRICS must be getting to It. Also, thanks for Nelson Mandela and removing your apartheid parent.
    • Botswana-icon.png Botswanaball - My southern African child who also hates Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball for stealing Its flag.
    • Brazil-icon.png Brazilball - The child of Portugal-icon.png Portugalball. We have found a Argentina-icon.png common enemy, but It also happens to be my football rival. You're welcome to invent football. It was one of my best friends when It was an empire. Still, in 1865 we had a difficult situation, but nowadays, we're okay, by the way.
    • Mexico-icon.png Mexicoball - The child of Spain-icon.png Spainball This boy is good at making tacos, sombreros for royal people and more exotic delicious food. And It hates Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball too, so that's a real bonus.
    • South Korea-icon.png South Koreaball - The good one, I helped its big time in the Korean War, so it doesn't get annexed into North Korea-icon.png It evil brother. >It is also my USA-icon.png Proudest child's girlfriend hehe.
    • Ireland-icon.png Irelandball - Well, I may give you some credits for helping in the World Wars and some carter of 🥔 potatoes, your favorite food. (STILL DO, YOU ARE MY COLONY!)
    • Hungary-icon.png Hungaryball - Were both hate EU-icon.png Idiot Union but Remove George Soros-icon.png Dumb cocktail!!!
    • Chile-icon.png Chileball - It is my bastard child's friend of the Southern. It supported me during Falklands War and I supported It during a war between Peru And Bolivia
    • Zanzibar-icon.png Zanzibarball - I adopted It, and It's also the birthplace of Freddie Mercury (RIP Sailor Freddie Mercury, we miss you so much).
    • Sweden-icon.png Swedenball - We're so good friends that even in war we don't fight each other. It also builds a lot of furniture nowadays. VIKING STRONK!!! And sadly Estonia-icon.png Estoniaball cannot into nordic.
    • Malaysia-icon.png Malaysiaball - Good Asian child, very good chef and a half brother to Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball. It's quite rich in culture. It looks twinned with USA-icon.png USAball, and It hates EU-icon.png dumb union for banning your palm oil and Its brother's nickle.
    Britainball's family
    • Brunei-icon.png Bruneiball - Another good chef and a rich child of mine.
    • Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball - How dare you bully my Malaysia-icon.pngSingapore-icon.pngBrunei-icon.png 3 sons! But I’m sorry for 1811 and 1945, and currently we‘re friends right now and I support you because we both hate that EU-icon.png shitty poop for banning your nickle and your Malaysia-icon.png brother's palm oil from EU. I quite like Its cuisine, and It likes tea just like i do. And also Its rendang isn't crispy
    • UAE-icon.png UAEball - Sort of, and a good adopted child in the Middle East, but It doesn't like my culture anyway. But give me some monies.
    • Singapore-icon.png"' Tringapore' "- Also an excellent chef (I love Its chicken rice), ex-adoptive child, It used to provide lots of money for me. I'm so proud of Its accomplishments through what eludes me is Its abhorrence to bubble gum. Also, one of the cleanest and world's most intelligent children of mine and is also twinned with Hong Kong-icon.png Hong Kongball.
    • GhanaCoffinDance-icon.png Ghanaball - An African child of mine. You made a fine ol' song, my boy! Quite catchy, Iid say! When I do die, can you set up the coffin dance at my funeral? I heard it's something.
    • Nigeria-icon.png Nigeriaball - Another African child of mine. It's having internal problems, but I know It'll get through it. Also, what the hell is wrong with the dramatic TV shows you have there?! Remove them from this instant! I also know about your "Nigerian Prince" scam, even though you're a republic or something. I wished you were a monarchy like your prince scam!
    • Thailand-icon.png Thailandball - My second favourite curry takeaway after India. It and I are best friends in Asia, do you remember Bowring treat we are a good memory, we both have a monarchy, and I like the Queen. I also gave It some Harriers for Its royal navy back then. Ah, the good ol' VTOL days.
    • Kuwait-icon.png' "Kuwaitball"' - Another one of my Middle Eastern children that has been independent since 1961. I will protect you if Iraq-icon.png my child tried to Anschluss you again!
    • Ethiopia-icon.png"' Ethiopiaball' "- It used to be the enemy that I failed to occupy It during the Scramble for Africa. But I really like Its injera (You say you are the creator of coffee! HOW DARE YOU CREATE A VILE THING) anyways, and I helped It a lot to stay as an Independent African nation during World War II, and then helped It out from Its Derg-icon.png toxic famine Commie reign. YOU SHOULD FOLLOW THE QUEEN THOUGH!! BRING ABYSSINIAN MONARCHY BACK!!! But we are still friends nowadays.
    • Thomas The Tank Engine - It's really a useful train engine!
    • Ukraine-icon.png Ukraineball - I support It on Crimea-icon.png Crimeaball. Also my Canada-icon.png child's best friend.
    • Bulgaria-icon.png Bulgariaball - My brave friend. (See enemies list)
    • Islamic Republic of Afghanistan-icon.png Islamic Republic of Afghanistanball - Oh, you need some help with Taliban-icon.png that bothersome terrorist, eh, old chap? Sure thing! Just don't force us into a similar situation to Kabul-icon.png your capital, okay? UK-icon (tangle).png OR ELSE... UK-icon (tangle).png ...Wait, that wouldn't go so well, would it...? Rest in peace, old chap buddy... Your movements were overthrown and that Taliban-icon.png d*ckhead emerges victorious at last...


    • Poland-icon.png Polandball - Now listen here you little pierogi eater! Just clean my toilets already! What's taking you so long?! At least I helped you in both world Wars.
    • Belarus-icon.png Bulba - Oi, you Russian puppet or whatever you are. What's with your anger towards me, eh?? Do you need some tea to calm your skirts down? Yes, I have evidence that Russia-icon.png Russiaball sent nerve agents on my streets. Whatever Lukashenko wants to do to me, just for your information, me, Canada-icon.png Canada, USA-icon.png USA, and many others will retaliate against you. Stay out of this, please. I mean, get the hell out of my way before I spill my tea on you (It likes potatoes though like Ireland-icon.png Ireland. However, It's still a vodka puppet).
    • Serbia-icon.png Serbiaball - A former war criminal and trying to deny the genocide but is still a good ol' chap. Somewhat my other citizens loved this guy because I supported It with WW1. However, It became a commie and me, and USA-icon.png my strong child failed to reclaim Its crown. But I Still have great relations with It.
    • Guyana-icon.png Guyanaball - Thanks for forgiving me child. And again, sorry about 1953, don't remember that, okay? I'll stand on your side in case Venezuela-icon.png Venezuelaball gets their territorial ambitions on Essequibo.
    • Inuit-icon.png Inuitball - They won't give me the Northwest passage! But thanks for not killing my men.
    • Iceland-icon.png Icelandball - Oi, listen to me you little Bjork face. Why you love Russia-icon.png Russia so bad? And stop trying to throw me into Iceland!! THIS IS WHY MY REICH DOESN'T WORK ON YOU! NEVER FORGET COD WARS!!! But you thanked me for my restaurants.
    • Mauritius-icon.png Mauritiusball - One of my strongest children from the Indian Ocean. Until It doesn't make me let go of the BIOT. It DOES NOT FOLLOW THE CROWN! JUST FOLLOW THE DAMN CROWN ALREADY!!!
    • Scotland-icon.png Scotlandball - Please don't leave me! Wait, you don't want to? Okay, don't worry, I'll find a way to relax from Brexit.
    • Peru-icon.png Peruball - Sort of like. It's dreaming to be like Japan-icon.png Japan and It thinks me and my children will die.
    • Cyprus-icon.png Cyprusball - It's the other bad child. Well, kind of. Sort of. It DOESN'T FOLLOWS THE CROWN!!! Also, a madman who cannot into making me let Akrotiri and Dhekelia go. But my people love to visit it; we need to get out of the weather after all (that's why I need to revive the empire!), so ugh, I'll be on terms with you.
    • Vietnam-icon.png Vietnamball - It hates China-icon.png Chinaball even though It is Its parent, for trying to anschluss It and I don't care if Mainland China was trying to annex you! But give pho! It's friends with USA-icon.png USAball so we're fine.
    • Iraq-icon.png Iraqball - My child who also likes tea. But never forget 1991 where yuo tried to Anschluss my child. We'll help you against that ISIS-icon.png terrorist! "'2003 BEST YEAR OF MY LIFE!?
    • Uganda-icon.png"' Ugandaball' "- An adopted child from Africa who hates homosexuals, in which I disapprove. Err... your films are... quite special... Ehh??
    • Mongolia-icon.png Mongoliaball - It's good, but It was my worst enemy ever since It was these Mongol Empire-icon.png Empire days. Oh wait, and It has an embassy in London yoy!
    • Japan-icon.png Japanball - It likes tea like us. A different kind, though, and we had an alliance back then. Also, thanks for making me the 8th Pokémon region (Galar)! BUT WHY DID YOU WANT TO KILL MY Wales-icon.png child? It's "WALES" not "WHALES"!
    • South Sudan-icon.png South Sudanball - You must be Sudan-icon.png Sudan’s child! I'm your grandfather. (Also, I heard that your parent was the real oil thief... you might want to consider changing your status for the USA, It can't buy your oil...)
    • England-icon.png Englandball - Stop complaining about having no parliament, period.
    • Armenia-icon.png Armeniaball - You're a good friend of mine but I can't recognize your genocide because you're a bloody puppet of Russia-icon.png vodka. And don't destroy my environment, please.
    • Wales-icon.png Walesball - Well, if you are dating New Zealand-icon.png my child... *DADBATTLE INTENSIFIES*
    • Northern Ireland-icon.png Northern Irelandball - Retarted child. Please stop trying to reunite with Ireland-icon.png the other Ireland! Oh wait, you don't want to? Or you do. I never know what you want, make up your mind, child! I even accept that you go to live with Ireland if it is through a democratic referendum. But only through that way. Also, what are your obsession with flags?
    • Russia-icon.png Vodka bully - YOU! YES YOU!! STOP TERRORISING Poland-icon.png MY PLUMBER, Ukraine-icon.png UKRAINE, AND MY Canada-icon.png child child! YOU, China-icon.pngCHINA AND Iran-icon.png IRAN ARE NO MATCH AGAINST THE ALL MIGHTY POWER OF NATO-icon.png NATO! I'LL PROMISE FIRE AND FURY WILL BE YOUR JUDGEMENT DAY! GLORY TO UKRAINE AND EUROMAIDAN, STOP TRYING TO BLOW MY SHIPS AT THE BLACK SEA YOU M8! Well, at least we can be friends now because we both hate that EU-icon.png Shitbag and into likings tea.. We both remove kebabs together. Wait did I just say that out loud?
    • Kazakh-icon.png Kazakhbrick - Why don't you like my new Borat movie, is it really bad? Uzbek-icon.png Uzbekistan are nosy people in their brain?
    • Sudan-icon.png Sudanball - Look child. I know you have border disputes with Ethiopia-icon.png Ethiopiaball right now, but you shouldn't have started the war with It. You better stop fighting around Its borders and claim Its land UK-icon (tangle).png or else... UK-icon (tangle).png
    • Palestine-icon.png Palestineball - My step-grandson result of a previous colony, our relations are rather complicated, but I still feel bad for It due to the current situation with Israel-icon.png Israelcube right now...
    • Brittany-icon.png Brittanyball - It's another guy from France-icon.png France who likes me, but... (See enemies list)
    • Romania-icon.png Romaniaball - Nice guy, but remove vampires even though vampires live in Its clay. (See enemies list)

    Enemies/Frequent Opponents

    • EU-icon.png EUball - Recently, you these days are being such a dickhead, you promised you could help your first six members. Still, you didn't, you just giving threats such as Article 13 and implying sanctions on my children, especially Malaysia-icon.png Malaysia, Sudan-icon.png Sudan, etc. You wot m8, 2020 best year of my life! Long live Brexit! Cry to your France-icon.png mama; it won't help hohohohohoho! I'm glad Russia-icon.png Russia's giving you what you deserve, TALLY HO!
    • ColAmerica-icon.png Thirteen Coloniesball - Aka Murica-icon.png USA during Its young times. But we're good now.
    • Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball - NOW LISTEN HERE M8, we've already fixed our international relations so STOP CLAIMING THOSE DAMN Falklands-icon.png FALKLANDS!!! REMEMBER 1982! You weren't even bothered when I got those islands at the year 1833!​​​​​ SO GIVE ME THE FALKLANDS RIGHT NOW, REMOVE MESSI! REMOVE TANGO! UK-icon (tangle).png OR ELSE IF YOU WANTED TO BURN MY FLAG, I WILL BURN MESSI... UK-icon (tangle).png YOU ARE ALSO A Nazi-icon.png NAZI MANIAC! FUCK YOUUUUUUU!!
    • Guatemala-icon.png Guatemalaball - A mischief madman who cannot stop me from protecting its neighbour Belize-icon.png my child.
    • Iran-icon.png Iranball - This psychopathic madman who loves making threats towards my USA-icon.png child and cannot stop being nuclear, It has several mental issues. But Its poetry is the best I guess...
    • Sealand-icon.png Sealandball - My rightful fort (actually I'm about to recognize you, BUT PLEASE DON'T TELL ANYONE, it's really embarrassing!) Also, you ain't recognized boi!
    • Zimbabwe-icon.png Zimbabweball - My own evil blimey child Can't you run yourself correctly?! Also, you just kicked out all of your white residents!
    • Syria-icon.png Syriaball - Fix Your barbaric country, Also remove Bashar al-Assad. But at least It hates ISIS-icon.png Jihaywan.
    • Somalia-icon.png Somaliaball - GIVE Somaliland-icon.png MY child INDEPENDENCE NOW!! HOW AM I YOUR OTHER DAD!? UK-icon (tangle).png Otherwise I Will decline relationships like Chinaball!!!UK-icon (tangle).png
    • Romania-icon.png Romaniaball and Bulgaria-icon.png Bulgariaball - STOP STEALING MY JOBS YOU STUPID AND ANNOYING GYPSIES! AND FOLLOW THE BLOODY CROWN, BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T, I WILL INVADE YOU!!! THAT'S WHY Poland-icon.png POLAND IS MY PLUMBER, NOT YOU!! (I'm also not sure if Romania is a vampire or not)
    • Northern Cyprus-icon.png Northern Cyprusball - Stop messing with Cyprus-icon.png Cyprus, eh..
    • Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball - It cannot cross the channel. Hehe! I'm really glad that It never invaded me. BUT YOU JUST BLITZED MY CAPITAL LONDON! REMOVE NAZI! REMOVE BLITZKRIEG! REMOVE!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO Argentina-icon.png ARGENTINA? I was right about you!
    • Liechtenstein-icon.png Liechtensteinball - You stole my National Anthem! I had it first m8! UK-icon (tangle).png Otherwise... UK-icon (tangle).png
    • Chad-icon.png Chadball - HOW DARE YOU HARASS British Virgin Islands-icon.png MY child BY CALLING It A VIRGIN?! AND ALSO STOP TERRORIZING NorthCarolina-icon.png MY child'S EPIC GAMES FANBASE!!!
    • China-icon.png Chinaball - We both like tea but I WILL NEVER FORGET WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO Heunggong-icon.png MY child AT JUNE 30 2020!!!! Also stop killing Xinjiang-icon (hat).png innocent Uyghurs... UK-icon (tangle).png Otherwise... UK-icon (tangle).png
    • Venezuela-icon.png Venezuelaball - It HATES USA-icon.png Canada-icon.png Guyana-icon.png Trinidad and Tobago-icon.png FOUR OF MY children & supports Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball on believing that Falklands-icon.png Falklands are It! Also Juan Guaidó is the real president, NOT Nicolás Maduro! OH, AND BY THE WAY, IF YOU DARE TO INVADE Trinidad and Tobago-icon.png MY child, UK-icon (tangle).png BAD THINGS WILL HAPPEN TO YOU... UK-icon (tangle).png
    • North Korea-icon.png North Koreaball - STOP TRYING TO HACK OUR HOSPITALS WITH YOUR RANSOMWARE!! WE HAD TO RESORT TO WRITE IMPORTANT PAPERS INSTEAD OF TYPING THEM, THANKS TO YOU (Thankfully, I stopped your attack, accidentally)!!! The bad one who thinks they're the best. A good amount of my men had lost their lives because of you during the Korean War. ALSO, STOP TALKNIG ABOUT NUKES!! REMOVE KIM FAMILY FROM THE PREMISES!!! UK-icon (tangle).png Or else... UK-icon (tangle).png
    • Myanmar-icon.png Myanmarball - Can you just control your own government my idiot blimey child?! Well, it's also the Tatmadaw-icon.png Tatmadaw's fault. YOU DESERVED TO GET SANCTIONED BY MY child!
    • Lebanon-icon.png Lebanonball - This blimey hates me for no exactly reason!
    • Crimea-icon.png Crimeaball - Crimea is Ukraine-icon.png Ukraine! Also also Northern Ireland-icon.png my flagless child are mine stop saying that It's Irish!! UK-icon (tangle).png Or else... UK-icon (tangle).png
    • Basque-icon.png Basqueball - M8, I have the flag first. Just change your flag already! Now I'm happy that Iceland-icon.png Icelandball created that Basque-killing prank on you, lol.


    • George Soros-icon.png George Soros - BLIMEY!!, MY child IS RIGHT, 1966 NEVER FORGET FOR YOU BREAKING MY child BANK!! AND YOU ALSO RESPONSIBLE OF GREAT DEPRESSION!!, YOU WILL DESERVE HATED BY PEOPLE!!! UK-icon (tangle).png so i will Remove you next year... UK-icon (tangle).png
    • ISIS-icon.png ISISball - Now listen here, you jihad kebabface. You've had gone too far right now. Including mass genocide, beheading my men, murdering innocent people, pillaging towns, driving over people, and killing police all in the name of Allah and for a stupid bloody disgrace of a misinterpretation of your beliefs. Al-Qaeda thinks you're too violent and now you ATTACKED MY BEST Canada-icon.png child AND New Zealand-icon.png child! If you want to please Allah, please, let me help with pleasing your God, you JIHAD LOVING WANKSTAINS! REMOVE TERRORISM FROM THE PREMISES!!! Oh, and actually I learned from Malaysia-icon.png Malaysiaball that your 'jihad' is fake Jihad.
    • Brittany-icon.png Identity stealer (Rarely) - YOU F*CKING COPYCAT!!! YOU JUST STOLE MY NAME AND YOU GONE EVEN WORSE, YOU JUST STOLE USA-icon.png Malaysia-icon.png TWO OF MY children' AND MY Liberia-icon.png GRANDSON'S FLAG!!! NO INDEPENDENCE FOR YOU THEN, SO GO BACK TO France-icon.png FRANCE, THAT'S WHERE YOU BELONGED!!! UK-icon (tangle).png OR ELSE, ANSCHLUSS!!! UK-icon (tangle).png


    • Participated and won in the World Wars.
    • GB-icon.png UKball has the most territories due to Its own British Empire-icon.png Empire.
    • Their oldest child is USA-icon.png USAball.
    • Its flag is called GB-icon.png the Union Flag or the Union Jack. Its design represents a blending of England-icon.png English, Scotland-icon.png Scottish flag and the flag of St Patrick which represents Northern Ireland-icon.png Ireland. (Sorry, Wales-icon.png Walesball!)
    • Many musical bands originated here (The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Iron Maiden, Queen, Pink Floyd, One Direction, etc.).
    • It must always wear a hat and a monocle (the character) to show himself elegant and intellectual.
    • Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball hates It because of the Falklands-icon.png Falklandsball.
    • In the 16th century, men with beards had to pay a special tax
    • Before It spoke English-icon.png English, IItspoke French-icon.png French.
    • In 1811, nearly a quarter of all UKball women were named Mary.
    • Its flag appears on more than ten flags of other countries.
    • Margaret Thatcher-icon.png Margaret Thatcher was the first woman ever elected as the Prime Minister of the GB-icon.png UKball. It was also one of the longest-serving prime ministers of the GB-icon.png UKball.
    • UKball created almost every sport in Its clay.
    • London-icon.png London's Big Ben is not the clock but the bell inside it. It rings every 15 minutes, and you can hear it from five miles.
    • Buckingham Palace, in London-icon.png Londonball, has its police station. It is the place where the Queen lives. The palace has 775 rooms and has a staff of more than 800 workers. It was created by the Duke of Buckingham, who built it for himself as a grand house. Architect John Nash transformed it into Buckingham Palace in 1820. Still, the first monarch to use it as an official residence was Queen Victoria, who moved there in 1837.
    • The Queen owns all the sturgeons, whales and dolphins in the waters within 3 miles of the UK.
    • UK-icon.png UKball invented the famous video game studio called Rockstar Games that would create successful sagas like GTA, Red Dead Redemption, Max Payne, Midnight Club, Manhunt, among others.
    • Tea is commonly drunk by Its royal family during their tea parties.
    • Wales-icon.png Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogochball is the longest place name in Its clay.
    • Although its anthem is "God save the queen", many foreigners think it is the song "Rule Brittania".
    • Every New Year, there is a pyrotechnic show on the London Eye, which is why it is considered one of the best countries to celebrate the New Year. That show is usually called "The Mayor of London's New Year's Eve Fireworks", or simply "London's New Year's Fireworks".
    • The famous actor and comedian Charles Chaplin is from here
    • People says that one of Its children, England-icon.png Englandball is one of the most dangerous players in the Euro and World Cup.
    • Hong Kong-icon.png Hong Kongball is the youngest child in the GB-icon.png British family.

    How to draw

    This is how to draw UKball:

    1. Draw the typical circle (NO CIRCLE TOOL) with a blue background.
    2. Draw a white cross like this: (--|--)
    3. Draw another white cross like this: (><)
    4. Repeat steps 2 and 3, but with fewer wide lines and in "'red'".
    5. Draw a black top hat
    6. Draw the eyes and a monocle and cane (Optional), and you're finished!


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