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    |name = {{I|Florida}} State of Floridaball {{I|Florida}}
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    |nativename = {{I|Spanish}} Spanish: Estado de Floridabola
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    |founded = March 3, 1845
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    |image = [[File:Floridaball2.png|300px]]
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    |caption = You know what I call your speedrun time? ROOKIE NUMBERS!!!
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    |government = <s>Magic Kingdom</s>
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    {{I|Republic}} Democracy
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    <s> {{I|Dictator}} Totalitarian Masochist Alcoholism DIctatorship</s>
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    |personality = Nice, Friendly, Loud, Crazy
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    |language = [[File:English-icon.png]] English
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    [[File:Spanish-icon.png]] Spanish
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    <br>{{I|PuertoRico}} Spanglish
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    <br>{{I|France}} French<br>
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    <br>[[File:Portuguese-icon.png]] Portuguese<br>
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    {{I|Seminole}}Seminole
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    |type = {{GetIcon|Germania}}{{I|Gaul}} [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anglo-Americans Anglo-American]{{GetIcon|3}}<br/>{{GetIcon|SPQR}} [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latin_America Latin-American]{{GetIcon|3}}
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    |capital = <s>{{I|Miami|link=yes}}</s><br><s>{{I|Orlando|link=yes}}</s><br>{{I|Tallahassee|link=yes}}
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    |affiliation = [[File:USA-icon.png]] [[USAball]]
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    |religion = [[File:Christian-icon.png]] Christianity
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    *{{I|Catholic}} Catholicism
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    *{{I|Protestant}} Protestantism
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    [[File:Atheism-icon.png]] Atheism
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    [[File:Israel-icon.png]] Judaism
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    |friends = {{I|Kazakhstan}} [[Kazakhbrick|Fellow spacecraft launchpad]] <br> {{I|Houston}} [[Houstonball|NASA mission control]] <br> {{I|US Georgia}} [[Georgiaball (state)|Best Bro!]] <br> {{i|Texas}} [[Texasball]] <br> {{i|Arizona}} [[Arizonaball]] <br> {{I|Dominica}} [[Dominicaball]] <br> {{I|Dominican}} [[Dominican Republicball]] <br> {{I|Bahamas}} [[Bahamasball]]<br> {{I|PuertoRico}} [[Puerto Ricoball]] <br> {{I|USA}} [[USAball|My Adoptive Dad who is my Biological Brother]] <br>{{I|Tampa}} [[TampaRawr]] (sometimes<br>{{I|Seminole}} [[Seminoleball]] <br> {{I|Israel}} [[Israelcube]] <br> {{I|Germany}} [[Germanyball|Tourist Friend]] <br> {{I|Brazil}} [[Brazilball]] <br> {{I|Netherlands}} [[Netherlandsball]]
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    |enemies = {{I|ISIS}} [[ISISball]] <br> {{I|ALBA}} [[ALBAball|Invaders]] <br> {{I|CSA}} [[CSAball]] (sometimes) <br>{{I|Florida (Uruguay)}} [[Floridaball (Uruguay)|Name Stealer]]<br> {{I|Missouri}} [[Missouriball|You lost 31-9]]<br>{{I|Tampa}} [[TampaRawr|Tampa Bay Lightning]] (sometimes)
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    {{I|Uruguay}} [[Uruguayball|How dare you steal my name just for a city!]]
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    |likes = Disneyworld, Universal Studios, Tourism Money, Alternative Rock, Limp Bizkit, Spacecraft, Old People, Thrift shops, Cuban Sandwiches, GTA Vice City, Fortnite (most likely), Sports, NASA, Florida Man memes, SML, Donald Trump, Thomas Edison, Robert Randall, Set It Off, Publix, Publix Fried Chicken, oranges, and Publix Subs, Burger King, NASCAR, Theme Parks,Flex Seal, Pollo Tropical, Hispanics, Thicc Girls, Eric Andre, [https://youtu.be/VfCYZ3pks48 the Sex Offender Shuffle], [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzEy7pi3B7TIS9cn_sdKK9A GrayStillPlays],[https://www.youtube.com/c/dream/ Dreamwastaken], [https://www.youtube.com/c/flamingo Flamingo], Youtube in general, FitMc (he lives in florida)
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    |hates = Hurricanes, Sinkholes, Sea Rising (<s>soon</s>), shootings, red tide killing it's sea life and tourism industry, Earthquake (Before 2006), other states' theme parks, school shootings (never forget what happened 2/14/18!), Face masks, Clarence (Especially Man of the house)
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    |predecessor = '''1845'''<br>
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    {{I|Florida}} [[Florida Territoryball]]<br>
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    '''1861'''<br>
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    [[File:Florida-icon_(1861-1865).png]] [[Confederate Floridaball]]
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    |intospace = Si, señor!!! We have the Kennedy Space Center!
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    |bork = Wrist Band Wrist Band, Sunshine Sunshine/ Luz del Sol Luz del Sol, Tourism monies, Tourism monies, TheOldestanarchyserverinMinecraft, GEORGEBUSH420, Clown Down, Swinger Swinger
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    |food = Mixture of Caribbean and American into Floribbean cuisine. Publix Subs.
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    |status = [https://www.local10.com/news/local/2021/06/26/surfside-mayor-expresses-concern-over-champlain-souths-identical-sister-building/ A building in Miami just collapsed.]
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    }}
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    {{Quote|quotetext = Alright so we're checking out the only state where we see Florida men jetpacking into space using alcoholism, it's FLORIDA
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    |personquoted = [[File:Florida-icon.png]] Floridaball giving a tour to all the states of his clay.}}
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    {{Quote|quotetext = [http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/fort-lauderdale-latest-city-restrict-feeding-homeless-n231381%7C Feeding the homeless is illegal.]|personquoted = {{I|Florida}} Floridaball}}
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    '''Florida<s>Man</s>ball''' is <s>GTA in real life</s> <s>infected with refugees from ALBA countries</s> a<s>n incest</s> US stateball in the Atlantic coast. Also, Florida is a <s>Mickey Mouse</s> peninsula. He has yet to clean themselves up from revolution {{I|France}} [[Franceball|friend]].
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    Florida can into space and his theme park, Disneyworld. Can also into better beaches and theme parks than {{I|California}} [[Californiaball]]. He also has swamps. Snakes and alligators are always roaming freely in his streets. Is deftly afraid of the day that global warming makes the ocean swallow all his clay, but for now is trying to pretend that won't happen. {{I|Florida}} Floridaball can into amusement parks very well. He can also into [https://ballotpedia.org/Florida_Sunshine_Law public police reports] that reveal the [https://twitter.com/_floridaman?lang=en true craziness of the state.]
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    Florida also joined his siblings in the {{I|CSA}} [[CSAball|Confederacyball]], but he didn't really do anything to help. He has a significant Spanish-speaking minority due to being a former colony of {{I|Spanish-Empire}} [[Spanish Empireball|Spainball]] and because of refugees fleeing {{I|ALBA}} [[ALBAball|revolutionaries]].
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    It is important to note that weird, stupid, news happen in Floridaball <s>because he was born from incest</s> and also Floridaball is really old. Floridaball was hit by Hurricane Matthew, causing major damages to some of his sons and daughters. Then, his dad USAball had to pay for the damages because why not? He got into a problem with toxic red algae in 2017 after Hurricane Irma, but he was fully free from its grasp in 2019.
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    {{I|Tampa}} [[TampaRawr]] is his pet, one of the very few Rawrs in the world.
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    ==Relations==
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    ===Friends===
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    *[[File:USA-icon.png]] [[USAball|USAball]] - Adoptive Father/Biological Brother.
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    *[[File:Spain-icon.png]] [[Spainball]] - Mommy (Was I born from incest?)
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    *{{I|UK}} [[UKball]] - Daddy.
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    *{{I|Bahamas}} [[Bahamasball]] My beach brother! (I will gib Florida Keys soon)
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    *{{I|US Georgia}} [[Georgiaball (state)|Georgiaball]] - Older Adoptive Brother/Biological Nephew - The rest of the thirteen colonies used them as a living shield against me but we're cool.
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    *[[File:Texas-icon.png]] [[Texasball]] - Bigger Adoptive Brother/Biological Nephew, we were both in the {{I|CSA}} [[CSAball]].
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    *[[File:California-icon.png]] [[Californiaball]] - Bigger Adoptive Brother/Biological Nephew, unlike here in the East Coast where I'm always wet, he's drying up instead. BUT LET ME BE CONSERVATIVE PLEASE!
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    *{{I|New York}} [[New Yorkball]] - Adoptive Brother/Biological Nephew, I SURPASS YOU! FLORIDA #3!.
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    *{{GetIcon|Netherlands}} [[Netherlandsball|Netherlandsball -]] Fellow combatant against the ever growing sea.
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    *{{GetIcon|Bangladesh}} [[Bangladeshball|Bangladeshball -]] Fellow kebab combatant against the ever growing sea.
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    *{{GetIcon|Haiti}} [[Haitiball]] - Large immigrant population here, the reason Floridaball speaks a little bit of Creole.
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    *{{GetIcon|Germany}} [[Germanyball]] - Tourist friend for my lands and my cities.
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    *[[File:NewJersey-icon.png]] [[New Jerseyball]] - I promised you to take care of Albert,and I will ,he screams a lot....Albert's weird...I like weird,so thank you, New Jerseyball, to allow me to take care of Albert. RESPECT THE VETS
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    *[[File:Australia-icon.png]] [[Australiaball]] -My favorite uncle (sorry Canada and New Zealand,i still love ya'll) I like uncle Aussie's pets,but I mostly like his crocodiles and snakes,they're interesting. Dad said I'm like him but Spanish and with theme parks. I feel like Australia. (He can also into parodying Mario!)
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    *[[File:Turkmen-icon.png]] [[Turkmenistanball]] - Our personalities are similar, but I have COVID Cases.
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    *[[File:Eritrea-icon.png]] [[Eritreaball]] - Same as Turkmenistan.
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    *{{I|France}}[[Franceball|FuzeIII]]- Good friend, we fought on a old base and i won, he also was the cause of the 7th incursion.
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    *{{I|San Marino}} [[San Marinoball]] - Not sure if I'm able to be there, but either way, we'll have a good time at that singing contest thing in the Netherlands
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    ===Neutral===
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    *[[File:Alabama-icon.png]] [[Alabamaball|Alabamaball]] - He is my Adoptive Brother, and we have seceded from the union in the past, and was defeated together as well. But OH MY GOD! MY COAST IS NOT YOURS I DON'T GIVE A DARN IF I'M HOGGING YOUR COAST! ALSO, CHANGE YOUR FLAG!
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    *[[File:Russia-icon.png]] [[Russiaball]] - I do not like you one bit... But my and my dad are cool, for now. So, I'm watching you...
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    *[[File:Texas-icon.png]] [[Texasball]] - '''I GOT CTN FOR YOU, REDNECK!!!''' But we are not actual enemies.
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    ===Enemies===
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    *[[File:ISIS-icon.png]] [[ISISball]] - '''''WTF!? WHY DID YOU ATTACK MY SON ORLANDO??? LISTEN TO ME YOU F*CKING TERROIST, YOU ARE NOTHING BUT 20-POUNDS OF CRAP, YOU CANNOT STOP US! I DARE YOU! COME AT ME AGAIN! REMOVE JIHAD! REMOVE KEBAB!'''''
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    *{{GetIcon|Florida (Uruguay)}} [[Floridaball (Uruguay)]] - WHY DO YOU HAVE MY NAME!! CHANGE YOUR NAME ALREADY!! [[Anschluss|<code>0r else...</code>]]
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    *{{I|ALBA}} [[ALBAball]] (especially {{I|Cuba}} [[Cubaball]] and {{I|Venezuela}} [[Venezuelaball]] - STOP HATING USA, IT'S ONLY GIVING ME REFUGEES FROM YOUR COUNTRIES!
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    *[[File:CSA-icon (soldier).png]] [[CSAball]] - '''YOU GOT WHAT YOU DESERVED ASSHOLE!!! I WOULD NEVER, EVER GO DOWN THAT PATH OF RACISM EVER AGAIN!!!'''
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    ==Gallery==
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    {{USAball}}
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    {{Floridaball}}
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    [[zh:佛羅里達球]]
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    [[pl:Floridaball]]
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    [[Category:Spanish Speaking Countryball]]
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    [[Category:English Speaking Countryball]]
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    [[Category:Portugese Speaking Countryball]]
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    [[Category:North America]]
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    [[Category:Stateballs]]
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    [[Category:Caribbeans]]
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    [[Category:Coast Grabbers]]

    Latest revision as of 17:41, 23 April 2022

    Alright so we're checking out the only state where we see Florida men jetpacking into space using alcoholism, it's FLORIDA
     
    Florida-icon.png Floridaball giving a tour to all the states of his clay.
    Feeding the homeless is illegal.
     
    Florida-icon.png Floridaball

    FloridaManball is GTA in real life infected with refugees from ALBA countries an incest US stateball in the Atlantic coast. Also, Florida is a Mickey Mouse peninsula. He has yet to clean themselves up from revolution France-icon.png friend.

    Florida can into space and his theme park, Disneyworld. Can also into better beaches and theme parks than California-icon.png Californiaball. He also has swamps. Snakes and alligators are always roaming freely in his streets. Is deftly afraid of the day that global warming makes the ocean swallow all his clay, but for now is trying to pretend that won't happen. Florida-icon.png Floridaball can into amusement parks very well. He can also into public police reports that reveal the true craziness of the state.

    Florida also joined his siblings in the CSA-icon.png Confederacyball, but he didn't really do anything to help. He has a significant Spanish-speaking minority due to being a former colony of Spanish-Empire-icon.png Spainball and because of refugees fleeing ALBA-icon.png revolutionaries.

    It is important to note that weird, stupid, news happen in Floridaball because he was born from incest and also Floridaball is really old. Floridaball was hit by Hurricane Matthew, causing major damages to some of his sons and daughters. Then, his dad USAball had to pay for the damages because why not? He got into a problem with toxic red algae in 2017 after Hurricane Irma, but he was fully free from its grasp in 2019.

    Tampa-icon.png TampaRawr is his pet, one of the very few Rawrs in the world.

    Relations

    Friends

    • USA-icon.png USAball - Adoptive Father/Biological Brother.
    • Spain-icon.png Spainball - Mommy (Was I born from incest?)
    • UK-icon.png UKball - Daddy.
    • Bahamas-icon.png Bahamasball My beach brother! (I will gib Florida Keys soon)
    • US Georgia-icon.png Georgiaball - Older Adoptive Brother/Biological Nephew - The rest of the thirteen colonies used them as a living shield against me but we're cool.
    • Texas-icon.png Texasball - Bigger Adoptive Brother/Biological Nephew, we were both in the CSA-icon.png CSAball.
    • California-icon.png Californiaball - Bigger Adoptive Brother/Biological Nephew, unlike here in the East Coast where I'm always wet, he's drying up instead. BUT LET ME BE CONSERVATIVE PLEASE!
    • New York-icon.png New Yorkball - Adoptive Brother/Biological Nephew, I SURPASS YOU! FLORIDA #3!.
    • Netherlands-icon.png Netherlandsball - Fellow combatant against the ever growing sea.
    • Bangladesh-icon.png Bangladeshball - Fellow kebab combatant against the ever growing sea.
    • Haiti-icon.png Haitiball - Large immigrant population here, the reason Floridaball speaks a little bit of Creole.
    • Germany-icon.png Germanyball - Tourist friend for my lands and my cities.
    • NewJersey-icon.png New Jerseyball - I promised you to take care of Albert,and I will ,he screams a lot....Albert's weird...I like weird,so thank you, New Jerseyball, to allow me to take care of Albert. RESPECT THE VETS
    • Australia-icon.png Australiaball -My favorite uncle (sorry Canada and New Zealand,i still love ya'll) I like uncle Aussie's pets,but I mostly like his crocodiles and snakes,they're interesting. Dad said I'm like him but Spanish and with theme parks. I feel like Australia. (He can also into parodying Mario!)
    • Turkmen-icon.png Turkmenistanball - Our personalities are similar, but I have COVID Cases.
    • Eritrea-icon.png Eritreaball - Same as Turkmenistan.
    • France-icon.pngFuzeIII- Good friend, we fought on a old base and i won, he also was the cause of the 7th incursion.
    • San Marino-icon.png San Marinoball - Not sure if I'm able to be there, but either way, we'll have a good time at that singing contest thing in the Netherlands

    Neutral

    • Alabama-icon.png Alabamaball - He is my Adoptive Brother, and we have seceded from the union in the past, and was defeated together as well. But OH MY GOD! MY COAST IS NOT YOURS I DON'T GIVE A DARN IF I'M HOGGING YOUR COAST! ALSO, CHANGE YOUR FLAG!
    • Russia-icon.png Russiaball - I do not like you one bit... But my and my dad are cool, for now. So, I'm watching you...
    • Texas-icon.png Texasball - I GOT CTN FOR YOU, REDNECK!!! But we are not actual enemies.

    Enemies

    • ISIS-icon.png ISISball - WTF!? WHY DID YOU ATTACK MY SON ORLANDO??? LISTEN TO ME YOU F*CKING TERROIST, YOU ARE NOTHING BUT 20-POUNDS OF CRAP, YOU CANNOT STOP US! I DARE YOU! COME AT ME AGAIN! REMOVE JIHAD! REMOVE KEBAB!
    • Florida (Uruguay)-icon.png Floridaball (Uruguay) - WHY DO YOU HAVE MY NAME!! CHANGE YOUR NAME ALREADY!! 0r else...
    • ALBA-icon.png ALBAball (especially Cuba-icon.png Cubaball and Venezuela-icon.png Venezuelaball - STOP HATING USA, IT'S ONLY GIVING ME REFUGEES FROM YOUR COUNTRIES!
    • CSA-icon (soldier).png CSAball - YOU GOT WHAT YOU DESERVED ASSHOLE!!! I WOULD NEVER, EVER GO DOWN THAT PATH OF RACISM EVER AGAIN!!!

    Gallery

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    Click here to see it.



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