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    {{Infobox countryball|name = {{I|Botswana}} Republic of Botswanaball {{I|Botswana}}
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    |nativename = {{I|Botswana}}: Lefatshe la Botswanabilă <br>{{I|South Africa}}: Republiek van Botswanabal <br>{{I|Lesotho}}: Repabliki le Botswanakgwele <br>{{I|8}}: Dziko la Botswanampira <br>
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    |founded = Sep 30, 1966
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    |onlypredecessor = Bechuanalandball
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    |image = Xavier Animations - Botswana.png
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    |caption = yakko please i am innocent and poor stop making fun of me (i will have you hard)
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    |government = {{I|President}} Parliamentary republic with executive head of state
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    |personality = Very polite <s>and a Robot personality</s>
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    |language = {{I|Botswana}} Setswana
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    {{I|English}} English
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    {{I|South Africa}} Afrikaans
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    {{I|Bantu}} Shiyɛyi, Tâa ǂâã, Tsoa
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    {{I|Lesotho}} Sesotho sa Leboa, Naro
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    {{I|Bantu}} isiNdebele saseNyakatho
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    {{I|Bantu}} Nambya, Thimbukushu
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    {{I|Bantu}} Ekoka !Kung, Khwe, Tsoa
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    {{I|Bantu}} Kuhane, Khoekhoegowab,
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    {{I|Bantu}} 'SheKgalagadi, Ikalanga,
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    {{I|Bantu}} Jul'hoansi, ǂʼAmkoe
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    {{I|Bantu}} G{{!}}wi, Gciriku, G{{!}}{{!}}ana
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    {{I|Bantu}} Otjiherero, Shua, siLozi
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    {{I|Bantu}} Chichewa
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    |type = {{I|Bantu}} Bantu<br>{{I|Khoisan}} Khoisan
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    |capital = {{I|Botswana|(division)}} [[Gaboroneball]]
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    |affiliation = [[African Unionball]]
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    [[Commonwealthball]]
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    [[UNball]]
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    |religion = {{I|Protestant}} Protestantism
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    {{I|Atheism}} Atheism
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    {{I|Catholicism}} Catholicism
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    |friends = {{I|Russia|link=yes}}
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    {{I|UK|link=yes}}
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    {{I|Namibia|link=yes}}
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    {{I|South Africa|link=yes}}
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    {{I|Zambia}} [[Zambiaball]]
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    {{I|Canada}} [[Canadaball]]
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    {{I|USA}} [[USAball]]
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    {{I|India|link=yes}}
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    {{I|South Korea}} [[South Koreaball|Real Korea]]
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    <s>Dr. Scratchasniff</s>
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    {{I|Ukraine}} [[Ukraineball]]
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    {{I|Nigeria}} [[Nigeriaball|West African Friend]]
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    {{I|Kenya}} [[Kenyaball]]
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    {{I|Turkey|link=yes}}
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    {{I|Azerbaijan}} [[Azerbaijanball]]
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    {{I|Georgia}} [[Georgiaball]]
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    {{I|Philippines}} [[Philippinesball]]
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    {{I|Serbia}} [[Serbiaball]]
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    {{I|Lithuania|link=yes}}
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    {{I|Latvia|link=yes}}
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    {{I|Guam|link=yes}}
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    |enemies = {{I|Estonia}} [[Estoniaball|FLAG STEALER IF ITS NORDIC MOSTLY!!!]] {{I|Estonia|(Nordic)}}
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    {{I|Argentina}} [[Argentinaball|Flag stealer <s>At least we are confusing lol</s>]] (sometimes)
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    {{I|North Korea}} [[North Koreaball|Crazy clay]]
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    {{I|Pakistan}} [[Pakistanball|Kashimir is belongs to India]]
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    {{I|Zimbabwe}} [[Zimbabweball|Also crazy clay]]<br>
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    {{I|Armenia}} [[Armeniaball]]
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    {{I|2}} [[2ball|Not allowed in Africa since it caused too many issues]]
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    {{I|Chad}} [[Chadball]] (sometimes)
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    {{I|GhanaCoffinDance}} [[Ghanaball]] (sometimes)
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    {{I|Uganda}} [[Ugandaball]] (sometimes)
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    {{I|Russia}} [[Russiaball|STOP BULLING UKRAINE AND GEORGIA!!]] (Not really)
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    {{I|Kosovo}} [[Kosovoball|YOU ARE PART OF SERBIA!!]]
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    {{I|Albania}} [[Albaniaball|KOSOVO BELONGS TO SERBIA NOT YOU!]]
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    {{I|Trinidad and Tobago}} [[Trinidad and Tobagoball|RED FLAG STEALER]]
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    {{I|Romania}} [[Romaniaball|Stop MAKING FUN OF MY CURRENCY!!]] (Not Really)
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    '''Yakko Warner''' (for repeating my name so many times)
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    |likes = Human Rights, Wildlife, Tourism, Development, Stability, Sir Seretse Khama, The Gods Must Be Crazy, <s>Yakko Warner saying its name</s>
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    |hates = AIDS, Corruption, Being mistaken for {{I|Argentina}} [[Argentinaball]] or {{I|Estonia}} [[Estoniaball]], Being called a shithole, Yakko’s World, Being called a robot, Yakko Warner (stop making fun of my name pls)
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    |predecessor = {{I|Bechuanaland}} [[Bechuanalandball]]
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    |intospace = No but can into Yakko's World
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    |bork = Tswana Tswana / Beep Boop / BOTSWANAAAAAAAAAAAA
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    |food = Seswaa
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    |notes = Estonia, Argentina and Botswana sometimes don't get along very well.
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    |reality = Independent landlocked African country}}
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    {{Quote|BOTSWANAAAAAAAAAAAA|Yakko Warner|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTJSFy9EzMw Yakko's World]}}
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    <s>Ro</s>'''Botswanaball''' is a <s>robot</s> landlocked countryball located in Southern Africa. Formerly the {{I|Bechuanaland}} [[Bechuanalandball|British Protectorate of Bechuanalandball]].
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    Botswanaball is flat with up to 70 percent of its territory being the Kalahari Desert.
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    Botswanaball is a member of {{I|African Union}} [[African Unionball]], SADCball, {{I|English}} [[Commonwealthball]] and {{I|UN}} [[UNball]] and is one of the least corrupt countries in Africa.
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    == History ==
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    In the 19th century, hostilities broke out between {{I|Bantu}} [[Bantuball|Tswanaballs and Ndebeleballs]] who were making incursions into the territory from the north-east. Tensions also escalated with the {{I|Union of South Africa}} [[Union of South Africaball|Boerballss]] from the Transvaal to the east. {{I|UK}} [[UKball]] put {{I|Bechuanaland}} [[Bechuanalandball]] under its protection on 31 March 1885.
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    An expansion of {{I|UK}} [[UKball]] central authority and the evolution of tribal government resulted in the 1920 establishment of two advisory councils to represent both 8balls and Europeans.
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    In June 1964, {{I|UK}} [[UKball]] accepted proposals for a democratic self-government in Botswanaball.
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    The 1965 constitution led to the first general elections and to independence on 30 September 1966.
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    Botsawanaball formed a military to stop {{I|South Africa}} [[South Africaball]] and {{I|Zimbabwe}} [[Zimbabweball]] using its territory to sort its differences out.
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    Botswanaball has an agreement with {{I|USA}} [[USAball]] to set up a Africom base on its clay.
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    A long-running dispute over the northern border with {{I|Namibia}} [[Namibiaball|Namibia's]] Caprivi Strip was the subject of a ruling by the International Court of Justice in December 1999, which ruled that {{I|Botswana|(division)}} Kasikili Islandball belongs to Botswanaball.
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    Botswanaball is the freest and least corrupt countryball on continental Africaball.
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    ==Personality==
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    * Botswanaball is always very polite and speaks excellent {{I|UK}} English
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    *Botswanaball likes to play peacemaker with it neighbors.
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    *Botswanaball thinks {{I|South Africa}} [[South Africaball]] comes across as arrogant and tries to help it with manners.
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    *Botswanaball does not tolerate anyone stealing or poaching its wildlife.
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    *Botswanaball is often depicted as robot because of it having "bot" in its name.
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    *Botswanaball does not like it when people shout its name due to Yakko's World.
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    ==Flag Colors==
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    ===Main Colors===
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    {{Flag-color-table|color1-name = Iceberg|color1-rgb = 117, 170, 219|color1-cmyk = C47-M22-Y0-K14|color1-hex = #75AADB|color2-name = White|color2-rgb = 255, 255, 255|color2-cmyk = N/A|color2-hex = #FFFFFF|color3-name = Black|color3-rgb = 0, 0, 0|color3-cmyk = C0-M0-Y0-K100|color3-hex = #000000}}
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    =='''Relationships (botsala)'''==
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    ==='''Friends (Ditsala)'''===
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    *{{I|UK}} [[UKball]] - Parent who hates argentina more than me. ''How do you have less than half my land area, but nearly 30 times my population?''
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    *{{I|USA}} [[USAball]] - It is an Awsome friend of mine, [https://youtube.com/watch?v=kB-ljQWqE78%7%7C but can you tell Yakko warner to stop repeting name, It's giving me a headache!!]
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    *{{I|Namibia}} [[Namibiaball]] - My western neighbor, and we are good friends although we once had a dispute over Sedudu Island.
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    *{{I|Zambia}} [[Zambiaball]] - Friendly northern neighbor connected by a very small border.
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    *{{I|South Africa}} [[South Africaball]] - We had several complications in the past, but me and it are pretty much good friends now.
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    *{{I|South Korea}} [[South Koreaball]] - You are of true and best Korea!
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    *<s>Dr. Scratchasniff</s>
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    *{{I|Ukraine}} [[Ukraineball]] - {{I|Crimea}} [[Crimeaball]] is yours.
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    *{{I|Philippines}} [[Philippinesball]] - I [[Wikipedia:Philippines v. China#National governments|supported its claim]] in the South China Sea dispute. We both hate Yakko Warner.
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    *{{I|Turkey|link=yes}} - It is also a good friend, It's ashame that serbia always bullies it.
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    *{{I|Guam|link=yes}} - It Also hates yakko warner. Well, at least you of relevant
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    *{{I|Nigeria|link=yes}} - We have signed an [https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/more-news/291013-nigeria-botswana-sign-agreement-on-cultural-affairs-diplomatic-relations.html agreement]. We have {{I|Ghana}} {{I|Argentina}} [[Ghanaball|Common]] [[Argentinaball|Enemies]].
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    *{{I|Switzerland|link=yes}} - it is always neutral.
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    *{{I|Dominican}} [[Dominican Republicball]] - Best Caribbean Friend!, We Both hate that {{I|Trinidad and Tobago}} [[Trinidad and Tobagoball|Red Flag Stealer]].
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    *{{I|India|link=yes}} - Invests a lot in my clay. We both like {{I|Nigeria}} [[Nigeriaball]] and hate {{I|Ghana}} [[Ghanaball]].
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    *{{I|Guyana|link=yes}} {{I|Lesotho|link=yes}} and {{I|Barbados|link=yes}} - it all gained independence the same year as me 1966
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    *{{I|Vietnam|link=yes}} - Another Southeast asian friend.
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    *{{I|Georgia|link=yes}} - Friend from the caucas it's ashame that Russia bullys it.
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    *{{I|Lithuania|link=yes}} and {{I|Latvia|link=yes}} - You two are way better than that {{I|Estonia}} [[Estoniaball| FLAG STEALER]].
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    *{{I|Malawi|link=yes}} - A partner in the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southern_African_Development_Community SADC].
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    *{{I|Azerbaijan|link=yes}} - it also hates that {{I|Armenia}} Armenia.
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    ==='''Neutral (tseye letlhakore)'''===
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    *{{I|Russia}} [[Russiaball]] - The first one to establish full diplomatic relations with me and we have various successful cooperations in many fields. and it is good friends with {{I|South Africa}} [[South Africaball]] However please don't bully {{I|Ukraine}} [[Ukraineball]] or {{I|Georgia}} [[Georgiaball]] and {{I|Crimea}} [[Crimeaball]] is {{I|Ukraine}} [[Ukraineball]]. At least we have a {{I|Estonia}} [[Estoniaball|common enemy]].
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    *{{I|China|link=yes}} - Real China, it is a good from Asia, '''BUT CONTROL YOUR STUPID VIRUS!! MY COUNTRY IS INFECTED BECAUSE OF YOU!! >:( WHY WHY!!!!??'''
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    *{{I|Serbia}} [[Serbiaball]] - Kosovo is part of you , NOT THAT {{I|Albania}} [[Albaniaball|DUMB ALBANIA!!]] BUT STOP BULLYING TURKEY PLEASE!!
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    *{{I|Argentina}} [[Argentinaball]] - Flag stealer! Also Botswana is black. Argentina is white. but I don't hate it that much so not much of an enemy.
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    *{{I|Romania}} [[Romaniaball]] - Even though it makes fun of my currency at least we both hate {{I|Chad}} [[Chadball]].
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    *Yakko Warner - '''''IF YOU YELL MY NAME ANYMORE I'LL GET A HEADACHE!!!!! STOP WITH THE YELLING RIGHT NOW OR ILL CALL SCRATCHANSIFF!!!!!!''''' Wait, you taught everyone where I am? Guess you aren't so bad then. At least I can into relevance :)
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    ==='''Enemies (baba ba)'''===
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    *{{I|Estonia}} [[Estoniaball]] - BALTIC Flag stealer! You cannot into Nordic! and stop calling me a s***hole country.
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    *{{I|2}} [[2ball]] - <s> Get the hell away from me!</s>
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    *{{I|Zimbabwe}} [[Zimbabweball]] - Can you fix your country and stop sending me immigrants, please?
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    *{{I|North Korea}} [[North Koreaball]] - We used to have a good relationship but it is now just a crazy megalomaniac who abuses human rights. No more diplomatic ties with you! {{I|South Korea}} [[South Koreaball|South Korea]] is best Korea!
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    *{{I|Kosovo|link=yes}} - '''YOU ARE SERBIAN CLAY NOT ALBANIAN CLAY!!'''
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    *{{I|Albania}} [[Albaniaball]] - '''KOSOVO IS SERBIAN NOT ALBANIAN DEAL WITH IT! REMOVE SHQIP!!!'''
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    *{{I|Ghana}} [[Ghanaball]] - it BULLYS ME BECAUSE OF MY NAME!! AND it'S MY MEME RIVAL ALONG WITH CHAD AND UGANDA. <s>Wait, you also can into hatings Yakko? Fantastic.</s>
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    *{{I|Trinidad and Tobago|link=yes}} - '''3RD FLAG STEALER!''' But the white and black stripers are vertical.
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    *{{I|Pakistan}} [[Pakistanball]] - It does not recognize Armenia but Kashimir is belongs to India!!
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    *{{I|Armenia|link=yes}} - Stop calling me a robot. And stop bullying azerbaijan PLS!
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    * '''Anyone who calls it a robot''' - please stop it just because my name starts with bot it does not mean I'm a robot.
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    *{{I|Chad}} [[Chadball]] & {{I|Uganda}} [[Ugandaball]] (Sometimes) - Stop copying romania's flag and stop calling everyone virgins your the virgin. and as for you Uganda, your memes SUCK!! i hate my memes but at least itre better than yours!!
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    ==Gallery==
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    Revision as of 17:47, 27 November 2021

    BOTSWANAAAAAAAAAAAA
     
    — Yakko Warner

    RoBotswanaball is a robot landlocked countryball located in Southern Africa. Formerly the Bechuanaland-icon.png British Protectorate of Bechuanalandball.

    Botswanaball is flat with up to 70 percent of its territory being the Kalahari Desert.

    Botswanaball is a member of African Union-icon.png African Unionball, SADCball, English-icon.png Commonwealthball and UN-icon.png UNball and is one of the least corrupt countries in Africa.

    History

    In the 19th century, hostilities broke out between Bantu-icon.png Tswanaballs and Ndebeleballs who were making incursions into the territory from the north-east. Tensions also escalated with the Union of South Africa-icon.png Boerballss from the Transvaal to the east. UK-icon.png UKball put Bechuanaland-icon.png Bechuanalandball under its protection on 31 March 1885.

    An expansion of UK-icon.png UKball central authority and the evolution of tribal government resulted in the 1920 establishment of two advisory councils to represent both 8balls and Europeans.

    In June 1964, UK-icon.png UKball accepted proposals for a democratic self-government in Botswanaball.

    The 1965 constitution led to the first general elections and to independence on 30 September 1966.

    Botsawanaball formed a military to stop South Africa-icon.png South Africaball and Zimbabwe-icon.png Zimbabweball using its territory to sort its differences out.

    Botswanaball has an agreement with USA-icon.png USAball to set up a Africom base on its clay.

    A long-running dispute over the northern border with Namibia-icon.png Namibia's Caprivi Strip was the subject of a ruling by the International Court of Justice in December 1999, which ruled that Botswana-icon (division).png Kasikili Islandball belongs to Botswanaball.

    Botswanaball is the freest and least corrupt countryball on continental Africaball.

    Personality

    • Botswanaball is always very polite and speaks excellent UK-icon.png English
    • Botswanaball likes to play peacemaker with it neighbors.
    • Botswanaball thinks South Africa-icon.png South Africaball comes across as arrogant and tries to help it with manners.
    • Botswanaball does not tolerate anyone stealing or poaching its wildlife.
    • Botswanaball is often depicted as robot because of it having "bot" in its name.
    • Botswanaball does not like it when people shout its name due to Yakko's World.

    Flag Colors

    Main Colors

    Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
    Iceberg 117, 170, 219 C47-M22-Y0-K14 #75AADB
    White 255, 255, 255 N/A #FFFFFF
    Black 0, 0, 0 C0-M0-Y0-K100 #000000

    Relationships (botsala)

    Friends (Ditsala)

    Neutral (tseye letlhakore)

    • Russia-icon.png Russiaball - The first one to establish full diplomatic relations with me and we have various successful cooperations in many fields. and it is good friends with South Africa-icon.png South Africaball However please don't bully Ukraine-icon.png Ukraineball or Georgia-icon.png Georgiaball and Crimea-icon.png Crimeaball is Ukraine-icon.png Ukraineball. At least we have a Estonia-icon.png common enemy.
    • China-icon.png Chinaball - Real China, it is a good from Asia, BUT CONTROL YOUR STUPID VIRUS!! MY COUNTRY IS INFECTED BECAUSE OF YOU!! >:( WHY WHY!!!!??
    • Serbia-icon.png Serbiaball - Kosovo is part of you , NOT THAT Albania-icon.png DUMB ALBANIA!! BUT STOP BULLYING TURKEY PLEASE!!
    • Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball - Flag stealer! Also Botswana is black. Argentina is white. but I don't hate it that much so not much of an enemy.
    • Romania-icon.png Romaniaball - Even though it makes fun of my currency at least we both hate Chad-icon.png Chadball.
    • Yakko Warner - IF YOU YELL MY NAME ANYMORE I'LL GET A HEADACHE!!!!! STOP WITH THE YELLING RIGHT NOW OR ILL CALL SCRATCHANSIFF!!!!!! Wait, you taught everyone where I am? Guess you aren't so bad then. At least I can into relevance :)

    Enemies (baba ba)

    • Estonia-icon.png Estoniaball - BALTIC Flag stealer! You cannot into Nordic! and stop calling me a s***hole country.
    • 2-icon.png 2ball - Get the hell away from me!
    • Zimbabwe-icon.png Zimbabweball - Can you fix your country and stop sending me immigrants, please?
    • North Korea-icon.png North Koreaball - We used to have a good relationship but it is now just a crazy megalomaniac who abuses human rights. No more diplomatic ties with you! South Korea-icon.png South Korea is best Korea!
    • Kosovo-icon.png Kosovoball - YOU ARE SERBIAN CLAY NOT ALBANIAN CLAY!!
    • Albania-icon.png Albaniaball - KOSOVO IS SERBIAN NOT ALBANIAN DEAL WITH IT! REMOVE SHQIP!!!
    • Ghana-icon.png Ghanaball - it BULLYS ME BECAUSE OF MY NAME!! AND it'S MY MEME RIVAL ALONG WITH CHAD AND UGANDA. Wait, you also can into hatings Yakko? Fantastic.
    • Trinidad and Tobago-icon.png Trinidad and Tobagoball - 3RD FLAG STEALER! But the white and black stripers are vertical.
    • Pakistan-icon.png Pakistanball - It does not recognize Armenia but Kashimir is belongs to India!!
    • Armenia-icon.png Armeniaball - Stop calling me a robot. And stop bullying azerbaijan PLS!
    • Anyone who calls it a robot - please stop it just because my name starts with bot it does not mean I'm a robot.
    • Chad-icon.png Chadball & Uganda-icon.png Ugandaball (Sometimes) - Stop copying romania's flag and stop calling everyone virgins your the virgin. and as for you Uganda, your memes SUCK!! i hate my memes but at least itre better than yours!!

    Gallery

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